The Escalator To Nowhere: A Simpsons Podcast

Take the kid out of the theater and take a big breath of cheese powder, cause this week we’re watching Season 3 Episode 20: Colonel Homer! Join Kailyn & Robert as they discuss the music from the episode, the awkwardness of riding in a car when your parents are fighting, and the lucrative nature of Matt Groening.    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #colonelhomer #lurleenlumpkin #rebamcentire #tammywynette #dollyparten #thirdtrimester #pregnant #escalatortonowherepod

Hang up your picture of Reagan and flush the beads down the toilet, cause this week we’ere watching Tracey Ullman Short #40: Shoplifting!    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #shoplifting #theft #thief #1980s #escalatortonowherepod

Roll out the beef chub and grab your shit tickets because this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 19: Dog of Death! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they try out a new format for the show, talk about Kaitlyn’s poor pregnancy feet, and that time Robert impressed their friends with a bunch of Magnum condoms.    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #dogofdeath #lottery #virginialottery #georgialottery #powerball #megamillions #trojan #trojancondoms #magnum #magnumcondoms #escalatortonowherepod

Wipe off your lip streaks and slather on some Country Crock, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #39: Home Hypnotism!    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #homehypnotism #hypnosis #hypnotism #suggestion #escalatortonowherepod

Fill out your Scantron and refresh your Common Law knowledge, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 18: Separate Vocations! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they reminisce about standardized tests of yore, the necessity of a security water bottle, and the timeless joys of taking a picture of your own butt.    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #separatevocations #iowa #itbs #itbstest #standardizedtesting #standardizedtest #nalgene #brynmawrl #escalatortonowherepod

Strap on your facemask and chug your last Jogging in a Jug, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 17: Homer At The Bat! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the oversaturation of the cookie delivery market, Robert’s perilous time as a baseball umpire, and why neither Robert nor Kaitlyn will ever join an adult sports league.     You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #homeratthebat #darrylstrawberry #stevesax #kengriffeyjr #rogerclemens #ozziesmith #donmattingly #josecanseco #mlb #baseball #escalatortonowherepod

Adjust your lazy eye patch and bet on the last chicken you have in the race, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 16: Bart The Lover! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the perils of selling Boy Scout popcorn, the wild finish of the World Cup, and Robert’s youthful yoyo addiction.  You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #bartthelover #yomega #yoyo #moustache #worldcup #argentina #france #worldcupfinal #bsa #boyscouts #escalatortonowherepod

Stuff your face full of popcorn and stay up way past your bedtime, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #38: Scary Movie!    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #scarymovie #spacemutants #thehappylttleelves #shapeofthewater #escalatortonowherepod

Wrap up your dick sock and blow through your best polka dot underwear, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 15: Homer Alone! Join Kaitlyn & Robert as they discuss the experience of the “last straw,” Robert’s two best beanie babies, and exactly what is going on with the huge tits at Rancho Relaxo.  You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #homeralone #homealone #boxers #briefs #polkadots #beaniebabies #ty #escalatortonowherepod

Take a look at the exposed subfloor and pick up the feathers, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #37: Bart’s Little Fantasy!   You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #bartslittlefantasy #cleaning #marypoppins #freakyfriday #escalatortonowherepod

Put those Taylor Swift tickets up for auction and relish in the only win your fantasy team has this year, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 14: Lisa The Greek! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss the prevalence of modern sports betting, Kaitlyn’s childhood obsession with I Love Lucy, and the one historic concert Robert wishes he could have attended.    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #lisathegreek #jimmythegreek #robertcarteriii #sportsbetting #taylorswift #handel #ilovelucy #escalatortonowherepod

Grab yourself a PayDay and bloop yourself onto the couch, cause this week we’re watching Ullman Short #36: Bart The Hero!    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #bartthehero #candy #payday #mrgoodbar #hershey #gummybears #escalatortonowherepod

Take a bite out of your foam football and pay Elon his $8, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 13: Radio Bart! Join Robert and Kaitlyn as they discuss Chuck E. Cheese birthday parties, the 1938 War of the Worlds incident, and that time Kaitlyn was really jealous of her neighbors’ lawnmower.    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #radiobart #fisherprice #chuckecheese #showbizpizza #neopolitan #radio #rockafireexplosion #escalatortonowherepod

Take a seat in the studio audience and put your good jokes in the right pocket, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #35: The Krusty The Clown Show!    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #thekrustytheclownshow #krustytheclown #krusty #tv #studioaudience #escalatortonowherepod

Finish your DuoLingo and break out your best announcer voice, cause this week we’re having our Season 3 Mid-Season Review! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they discuss and rate the first half of the season, Robert’s biker-in-training t-shirt, and which of Robert’s siblings is the actual favorite.    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #simpsonsseason3 #season3 #review #seasonreview #escalatortonowherepod

Set your alarms for 2:00 AM and get ready to pay Santa Clause, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #34: Simpsons Christmas!    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #simpsonschristmas #simpsonsxmas #christmas #xmas #twasthenightbeforechristmas #escalatortonowherepod

Prepare for the Feast of the Holy Circumcision and get a good look at Daniel Radcliffe’s wiener, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 12: I Married Marge! Join Robert & Kaitlyn as they talk about their Halloween Costumes, the mysterious beverage Champale, and the day that Robert proposed to Kaitlyn.    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #imarriedmarge #champale #love #marriage #danielradcliffe #pregnancy #equus #escalatortonowherepod

Find your motivation and check your sundial, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #33: Punching Bag!   You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #punchingbag #boxing #daylightsavingtime #escalatortonowherepod

Say good morning to your Ukranian neighbor and try to straighten out your wrinkly dollar, cause this week we’re watching Season 3, Episode 11: Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk! Join Kaitlyn and Robert as they discuss the benefits of plastic surgery, that time Robert could have ridden in a monster truck, and something Ronald Reagan definitely didn’t do! You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R   #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #burnsverkaufenderdraftwerk #burnstosellthepowerplant #germany #thelandofchocolate #reagan #ronaldreagan #jfk #escalatortonowherepod

Navigate the labyrinth and turn on your favorite violent cartoons, cause this week we’re watching Tracey Ullman Short #32: The Bart Simpson Show!    You can check out the Simpsons Wiki here.  Remember to follow our social channels! You can find us on Facebook, Twitter, & Instagram! Be sure to join our new Facebook group, too! Feel free to drop us an email, too! You can reach us at escalatortonowherepod@gmail.com. We look forward to hearing from you! -K & R #simpsons #thesimpsons #podcast #podcasts #podcastersofinstagram #podbean #homersimpson #margesimpson #lisasimpson #maggiesimpson #bartsimpson #ullmanshorts #traceyullman #thebartsimpsonshow #tv #crt #escalatortonowherepod