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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything
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Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart.
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Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the extremely first world problems that had her crying in Heathrow Airport last Tuesday. Bobby and Katherine finally made it to Los Angeles with baby Holland but nearly died from an illness that soaked the beautiful Four Seasons bedsheets every night of the trip. Holland is totally twisted, sleeping all day and awake all night, and God sends a 'HUNK' to provide man spreading entertainment for the only two redeemable hours of the whole visit. Back in England, Katherine reflects on some Grammy's fashion and producer Andrew Johnston treats us to a reprieve from the news in the form of TRUE CRIME - a hot but murderous couple urge a jury to believe they are simply too stupid to have committed a crime. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the Ryan-Kootstra kitchen as the family rushes around for an LA flight departing in the morning BUT WAIT. Mid-episode, the flights been cancelled WHICH IS GREAT and makes the episode very unsuitable for young listeners. Katherine learns she's used a slur on an episode and is stressed about a drop in milk supply since contracting a urinary tract infection. Fenna Grace has the bright idea to go ice skating then melts down because she's not immediately good at it. More on the Beckham drama and is 2026's hottest club.....2016? YES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine pushes all scheduled episode material to one side to PERFORMATIVELY and PUBLICLY tell everybody everything about the recent Beckham drama coming to a head as Brooklyn Beckham publishes a series of damning instagram stories. Was Vicky B dancing 'inappropriately' at her son's wedding? Has the family planted lies in the press to make Nicola look 'controlling'? What's the actual story on the dress? Plus, Fred brings home the classroom dog and learns about 'stranger danger', Katherine and Bobby decant to Soho Farmhouse with expensive flyer, Baby Holland, and Katherine unwittingly participates in a swimming pool scam. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a bunch of noughties celebs in a Hollywood moms group falling out. Worryingly, men are using AI for exactly what we knew they'd start using it for: creating images of abuse! Katherine learns the chilling details and offers support resources for when this definitely happens too you, especially if you're a teen cause that's what they like best. Cisgendered hetero WOMEN are watching more stories about gay romance as we are keen to be taken out of the equation. PLUS, a billionaire is offering free IVF to women under 38 with one small apocalyptic clash. Also, your letters on postpartum trouble being 'normal', and lesbian age gap love. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being GAMED OUT all Christmas break with the kids and shares her excitement dropping them off to school today. BYEEEEEEE. Centerparcs was amazing and the Ryan-Kootstras are officially British now for having been! Gordon Ramsey's daughter got married over the holidays and the wedding received so much media attention that made Katherine feel out of the loop. She was turned down for a cervical exam and might forget to ever book one again. The Kardashians get some heat from other celebs criticising their Christmas gift choice and we have an UPDATE from the listener whose husband's dad fathered a second child posthumously. Or did he..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Christmas period with the kids and NO family visitors. How much is too much before a family of six get tired of staying indoors, out of routine and just looking at each other? The dishwasher broke and Katherine was impressed by a very famous man's ex wife at a a Christmas party. Manny ruins a Wendy house and Brian Cox videos are making Katherine question time and space. Plus, your letters on meeting mum's new boyfriend, finding a husband's dad, and ALSO KATHERINE CASUALLY SAVED TWO LIVES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family visit to Lapland UK and Fred's menacing threat to Father Christmas. (Are Men Okay!?) KATHERINE RYAN: FIRST BORN DAUGHTER - the new stand-up special is coming to Sky December. Have you seen TINSEL TOWN - the first Christmas Movie devoted to the wonderful camp world of PANTO!?! Katherine is the star of that film and it's also on Sky. She's really condensed the family's Christmas activity list this year and it turns out, she says 'SQUIRREL' wrong. Cher is marrying a younger man because 'all the men my own age are dead' and Jennifer Lawrence finally calls out Leonardo DiCaprio for his younger lady penchant. Plus your letters on vasectomy recovery, in-laws at Christmas and MORE CHEATING while pregnant. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent trip to York with baby Holland for a mystery surgery that may or may not be the subject of an upcoming docuseries. Either way, you'll know about it soon enough. Fenna Grace officially graduates nursery so now Katherine can say where she went and you MUST go too! It's a paradise. There's trouble in paradise for Bonnie Blue who's been banged up abroad while bringing her sex tour to Indonesia WHICH HAS THE DEATH PENALTY BY FIRING SQUAD just saying. Also, your letters on inappropriate texting, teenaged anxiety, and not being able to cash a cheque in your husband's name. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heady mix of guilt and duty upon privately hiring a soft play centre for Fenna Grace's third birthday party. Bobby kept his cool as his daughter was chucked down a climbing frame and we are thankfully more understanding about behavioural challenges. Is it okay to notice when a dad is HOT? An American podcast changes Andrew's algorithm as he deep dives into 'Elimination Communication' for the good of TEE listeners, and he'll never look at 'sphincter control' the same way again. Katherine might die on Friday but for now, your emails on pettiness towards GRANDmother-in-laws, a psycho landlord, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what it takes to captivate an audience on stage. Tinsel Town launches on Sky Cinema this Friday December 5th and promises to add panto campness and warmth to kick off your holiday season. The children enjoyed a trip to KENT to meet Bluey over the weekend and Fenna Grace is a better figure skater than most of the UK's adult population. We hear from listeners about when to become a stepdad and when to break up with a 'meh' dad. Plus, a Canadian listener has spotted Romesh on a flight from Edmonton! Finally, TEE Producer, Andrew Johnston treats us to a special holiday story time episode and BOY this story has it all: infidelity, intrigue, power imbalances, politics, prose, fashion and FELCHING. Yes, felching.x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about TWO date nights with Bobby K. TWO!!!! The first was a complete surprise and saw Katherine marvelling at the talents of the retro wedding singer loved by the super-rich while dressed in 'Italian Glam 80's Fashion'....whatever that brief means. We discuss Jane Fonda's attitude towards ageing and death, plus some resurfaced info that might indicate evil-doers have deformed genitalia. Was Paris Hilton nearly sourced for Jeffrey Epstein by G-Max in a nightclub? Also, your letters on how having one daughter is tres chic and whether or not to attend dad's Christmas. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being struck down with either food poisoning or norovirus or both. We really did think she would die, but Bobby joins us on the episode after holding down the children all weekend. Can he pronounce the word 'squirrel'? Also, many listeners write in to offer support for last week's 'time sensitive' conundrum following a listener's surprise third pregnancy and WOW. People are so so kind. Some people are bad though as we DELVE into the leaked Epstein Emails as succinctly as we can. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how lovely it was to be back hosting Have I Got News For You on the beloved BBC. How foolish she was to think that it would be calm and uneventful, as feathers were ruffled by the use of 'the C-word'. But hasn't the meaning changed? Is it not fine to say? Oh... Violet nearly gets in trouble as she fancies her self the Mayfair Ja Rule and throws a HUGE halloween party. Katherine remembers she's in a Christmas film. Diplo shares that he was romantically with BOTH Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau. Also, your letters on passive-aggressive baby helpers and being unsure about how to move forward with an unplanned pregnancy. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what tricks and treats the Ryan-Kootstras got up to over Halloween weekend. Ever ambitious, she booked a light show sort of 'dinner theatre' experience in central London for the small children and was very predictably unable to see it through. Bobby fuming. Toddlers hungry. Katherine and Holland: tit out in the rain. Oh well. Plus, Andrew loses his style, titles and residence while Harry and Meghan are batting for the wrong team. Also, your letters on birth trauma and an exciting update about the stalker! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how it's been going with 12 days of Holland under the Ryan-Kootstra's belts. Katherine threatens to quit work but Violet is keen to keep the gravy train going and uses toxic feminism to get her mother back in a cab and earning! Plus, Bobby is a meteorologist who has explained the horrific hurricane set to hit Jamaica and apparently the UK gets a piece of it on Monday too. Also, are Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry suspects in the robbery at most famous French museum or was their outing in Paris just a coincidence? David Harbour says the quiet part LOUD and a comedian vows to put a cap on his baby-making ways by 'only dating women who have run out of period'. Also, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine, joined by Bobby is Telling Everybody Everything about baby Holland Juliette's arrival. She takes the cake as the easiest and smoothest delivery of all the children and it was VERY nice to have her at The Portland Hospital. WOW. This is an episode about induction, opiates, options for pain relief, dreamy doctors, Dutch midwives, Nobu and champagne. What a time was had! x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine and special guest Bobby are Telling Everybody Everything about former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's CONFIRMED romance with astro-dweeb pop princess, Katy Perry. Yucky. Why did he and his wife get divorced anyway and what's up with his tattoo? Also, when are we allowed to speak ill of the dead? Has it been long enough since Kelly Clarkson's ex-husband's tragic passing to discuss mishandling of finances between them while he was her manager? We think YES. Also, we deep dive on Eastern-inspired luxury postpartum recovery stays as Katherine plans to rock up to Claridges Hotel with a newborn for some rest. Plus, your letters on a SAUCY account discovery that could also be 'suggested' to other family members on the same algorithm, and whether or not to pull your teen out of school for mental health recovery. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she's chosen to list her beautiful church conversion maisonette for sale. Taxes seem unfair and Cardi B is beefing with Nicki Minaj again, but BADLY. Is that an authentic scrabble or carefully crafted PR stunt to generate album sales? We just don't know anymore. It's nearly time for The Real Housewives of London reunion and Katherine worries about the drama around her impending birth after an admin mixup at the hospital. Pedo Ian Watkins is dead but not in the way that we'd hoped. Plus, a belated listener letter of solidarity for the man with paternity issues in Japan. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby's ill-fated trip to Canada where he decided to waterski on children's equipment and sustained an injury that packed an unexpected PUNCH. Bobby joins us to warn others about what can happen to your nether regions when you don't take necessary precautions on the water. Plus, the Trump administration further police pregnant women's bodies by declaring that there could be a casual link between autism and Tylenol - the only drug deemed safe to treat pregnant women's pain and fever. Fun! Bobby and Katherine went on the trip of a lifetime to watch Bobby's favourite NFL team play in Dublin over the weekend and SUPERVET, Noel Fitzpatrick is about to appear in a lot of Tik Toks. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about getting male energy out of the house and replacing it with chaotic theme park energy as she and Violet take the babies to Legoland Windsor - VIP NO LESS. The salad bar was not as frightening as a news story that has jumped into Katherine's timeline about a missing teen who was tragically found deceased in an impounded car. There's a lot of mystery and coincidence surrounding this case as she appears to have been 'romantically' (though this is abuse and we get that) linked to viral musician, D4VD who is the registered owner of the vehicle. A very strange case with blood boiling reactions from the media. PLUS Cardi B has learned exactly nothing as she announces her fourth pregnancy - her first with NFL star Steffon Diggs. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.












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I couldn't listen to this due to the low sound quality
Can the microphone volume be increased in the future please
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I like to listen to podcasts in my car. At end of recent short drive (about 10 minutes),still hadn't got past Katherine's advertising everything and anything... too much advertising, I have unsubscribed, sorry!
This is the first time I've listened to this podcast and I love it. Such a genuine, lovely, funny lady. This episode is so relatable with every day life, if you convert the celebrity for normal jobs. Nice to hear someone successful having the same challenges 👍
I think Pete is an over correction for Kim from Kanye
NOOOO! Five days, only? (I turn bitterly & walk away from the podcast... knuckles dragging). Why must you be so delightfully entertaining?!? YES, of course I'll wait! 😀
Omg your mum! ❤️❤️
Nice
Loving listening to your castor oil birth experience. I had my son Rocco in a Natural Birthing Center in Bali - Bumi Sehat. I was 4 days overdue and my bump was MASSIVE compared to my first baby. I wanted it out! The amazing lady who runs the center, Ibu Robin, gave me castor oil. My contractions came on full blast and Rocco was born soon afterwards. Thanks for sharing, I relate so much!
OMGosh Katherine!!! I am sending you the warmest most heartfelt CONGRATULATIONS on the arrival of your perfect, precious, baby! 🥰 I am bursting with joy, well wishes and blessings for you and your beautiful family!!! Much Love, Christine
I totally hate Abba too!! Lol love your podcasts and makes working from home so much more pleasurable. Thank you
its 1am so nope 🙅🏻
I love this podcast.
Great episode rant against alien political British class system was inspired and response to man not liking the feminist Cardi B episode made me laugh so hard I appreciated my Tena.
It is painful to hear her utter ignorance of MLM's. She needs to listen to The Dream podcast.
YAWN.