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Mornings with Matt and Bob, weekdays from 6 to 10 am. Powered by laughs, a lot of useless information, and a smidge of classic rock, it is piloted by some names you might recognize…
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Today Bob gives his improvements for the ABIA. Then He makes a top dog for our hot dog friday. A true holiday book show!Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Matt's whacky dream leads to discussion about comedians of the past. Drew Bennett stops by with very special gifts for the guys. A caller informs the guys that I.C.E. agents were spotted taking construction workers into custody on the 290 - stay safe, Austin. Finally, the guys flip through KLBJ's catalog of Rock 'N' Roll Christmas songs.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today the guys discuss old compliment terms that are bad now. Then Matt updates us on his Christmas decorations. Then Chuy considers bailing out Bonnie Blue.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Chuy urges Matt and Bob to invest on the ground floor of the next big, freaky fetish: lady pits. Then, comedian Vanessa Gonzalez stops by to talk about writing for a large studio, filming her new and first one hour special, and guest appearances she has made over the years. Vanessa sticks around for Toxic Tuesday where the guys ask the question, do women have a "one that got away"?Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today Matt tells us about the latest nuts he's had in his mouth. Then we get into why he gets ignored at department stores. Finally, we delve into Chuy's Intern hiring process. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Bob makes a desperate plea to be involved in any capacity with the next Beatles biopic. Pantone's Color of the Year has been announced - Cloud Dancer - a shade of white that causes a stir in the studio. Finally, this semester's interns, Aubrey, Emily, & Georgia, graduate from KLBJ, but not before taking a final exam. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Matt shares a tale of his charitable endeavors that required him wearing a smelly and scary werewolf costume. Bob is on the defense of The Beatles Anthology and mistrusting anyone who isn't gaga for the group. Sawyer breaks the cardinal rule of Christmas in the studio by buying the guys gifts and now every kitchen gadget is on Chuy's wishlist. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Much to discuss today as the guys talk about what quietly quitting is, and why women are doing this to their husbands. A world renowned new vibrator has hit the market and the guys are confused about its model type. They end the morning by chatting about why Mike Tyson should keep smoking weed.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If this sounds bad Sawyer edited it. He is sorry.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The guys are back from Thanksgiving break and talk about bad food they had on turkey day. Campbell soup is on the menu, as the guys discuss how the recent scandal has changed the way they view the brand (Spoiler Alert: Chuy still remains a lover of all soup). Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today is not just any Hot Dog Friday, it is Hot Dog Friday Live Audience of 100, Thanksgiving Edition. At the Thanksgiving table today we have Matt, Bob, Chuy, and Dr. Hotdog himself, Sawyer Stull. The guys discuss Matt's daughter having fun at the Blue Santa charity event, the kind of prayers that are said at Thanksgiving, and what kind of bird belongs on the Thanksgiving table.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Matt shares that his sleep has been disturbed by a myriad of issues lately, but most recently by remembering that he had forgotten his stepmother's birthday. Bob is upset about yesterday - nothing specific, he is just upset about it. Luckily he is cheered up by fan mail and a call from his lovely wife. Later the guys discuss the importance of remembering birthdays and/or anniversaries, and they delve into the perfect age gap for a successful relationship.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What percentage of women listen to the show? Is it 15% maybe 30%? The guys discuss their listener demographics, and are shocked at the results. Gravy soup is on the menu today, as the guys debate what foods can be considered soup. Bob then reveals that he's not a fan of spoons. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, the guys talk about opening a coffee shop and Bob questions the difference in quality of beans. It's Toxic Tuesday and Chuy brings to the table the concept of "charity work" or BEGanomics, a social system where good looking people hook up with not-so-good-looking people for the greater good of society. Finally, the guys determine what animals you can and cannot legally eat in the United States.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Can the bright, young minds of Gen Z's future doctors, lawyers, and teachers read clocks? Could an AI-generated video destroy your marriage? Today, the guys answer these questions by testing their Gen Z interns ability to read the time and watching AI video pranks online. Spoiler alert: the future is looking rather dim. In other news, Sawyer is back from his friend's bachelor party with a gnarly hangover and some concerning stories to tell. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It's Football Friday! You know what that means! We have hotdogs (powered by Chuy, Thanksgiving-style) and Sawyer Stull reporting live from his friend's bachelor party, where he is dangerously drunk on the edge of a dock (God bless him), to discuss this week's football highlights! The guys also wonder which foods are okay to eat on a first date and Bob triggers a particularly heated debate after he gives a hot take on Billie Eilish.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, Matt launches into an apology to the conspiracy-loving Q-Anon people who might have been half-right all along. The guys discuss whether or not you can be rich and successful as well as nice (spoiler: you cannot). Callers go head-to-head in a comedy fill-in-the-blank quiz. Later, the guys ask the age-old question, "Is we getting stimulus checks?" and Chuy tells the U.S. government how much it will take for him to forget.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Today, the guys chat while eating some breakfast, this includes table bacon. Bob covers Blondies new tour announcement, and Chuy covers soup... Again. They talked about things they're afraid to admit out loud, and the guys get a confession from a listener that's hard to beat. Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Happy Veteran's Day - for real this time - and thank you to all who have served our country! Today, the guys talk about the ways in which a post-September 11, 2001 strip club just doesn't hit the same as before. They also broach the topic of Ghislaine Maxwell (spoiler alert: this section includes discussion of both perks and bombshells) and her transfer to a Texas medium security prison. Later, the guys welcome friend-of-the-show-turned-superstar, Leanne Morgan, and reminisce about simpler times, as well as discuss her rise to fame and current projects.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If your Instagram feed is full of Only Fans models, will your girlfriend break up with you? Today, the guys call in the interns to debate this hot topic. Bob also recounts key moments from the Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony on Saturday, Matt and Sawyer bond over their cute little matching outfits, and the guys discuss the importance of prioritizing jokes over yelling in comedy sets.Support the show: https://www.klbjfm.com/mattandbobfm/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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