I Hate It, Let’s Watch It

Ah, there's no place like home! While we are thrilled to be back in Paris, Emily is somewhat less enthusiastic given that her job has basically whittled down to controlling Antoine's ridiculous temper tantrums AND she finally discovers that all of her friends and colleagues have been lying to her about Mindy and Alfie's budding relationship. But one night of fireworks and Funions with fellow ex-pat Jake helps her realize that friendship conquers all (at least until she realizes she has a crush on him and the cycle begins again because if there's one thing we can count on from this show, it's zero character development). Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com  

In the wise, immortal and paraphrased words of Julien, Rome wasn't built in a day but it took Emily basically that long to destroy it. Although, to be fair, she had some help. Luc and his casual womanizing ways sink the Bavazza account, and newcomer Princess Gianna puts Solitano a little too much on the map and, with an assist from "precious genius" Giancarlo, ruins the company's future with Muratori. Marcello finally reveals HIS true colors (they are not nice), and with all this going on, we could not agree more that it is time to beat a hasty retreat to Paris before Genevieve manages to set what's left of the office on fire.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com    

We're back! We could never leave you, our precious listeners, to go through the trauma of a fifth season of Emily in Paris alone, so we have ended our hiatus and begun our glorious return to the airwaves to help you process this garbage. We are off to a bit of a slow start here in Season 5 with mostly recycled plotlines and yawn-worthy relationship drama, but we do see some storm clouds on the horizon (looking at you, Genevieve) so stick with us and we can weather it all together! Thank you for your patience over the past year! While we do hate Emily, we love doing this podcast for you all, and we are so glad to be back.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

You've heard us talk about it hundreds of times across our nearly 200 episodes. We have yet to find a movie that can top it. We've begged you to go back and listen to this episode, and now it's at the top of your feed so you have no excuse. IT'S KILLER SOFA! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll cry from laughing! If you love everything our podcast stands for, you will love this movie and this episode. It brings us great joy to share it with you all again.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

If you thought this year's Super Bowl was boring, we challenge you to endure the 99 minutes of Sidelined: The QB & Me and then come talk to us. Formulaic, cheesy, and completely devoid of any real conflict, this fumble of a film misses the mark in every direction. (Shout outs to Drew Ray Tanner and James Van Der Beek for being our only salvation.) Tubi, we beg you, please stop making movies out of Wattpad fanfiction.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We dug up a hidden gem for y'all this week. The Estate is a surprisingly successful black comedy with brilliant acting and scriptwriting, and it is a refreshing change of pace from our usual fare. A famous face here and there adds a bit of spice, and the third act plot twist will both delight and astonish you. Can't recommend enough that you all check this one out!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We have to admit -- it takes a very creative mind to work excessive violence, S&M kink, and Elon Musk into a Cinderella story. But we also must ask the question, just because it can be done, does that mean it should be done? No. Unequivocally no. We're back to our regularly scheduled nonsense this week with Cinderella's Revenge, and while we weren't exactly impressed, it was a vast improvement over mega-snoozefest that was Megalopolis. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Of all the bullets we've taken for you, our precious listeners, this one has to be the biggest. Megalopolis promised A LOT and delivered...moving sidewalks. A star-studded cast and critically acclaimed director could not save this pretentious exercise of elitism from its own inaccessibility, and we learned that lesson repeatedly over the 138-minute run time. Save yourselves -- listen to our recap, if not simply so that our sacrifice was not made in vain. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Very few podcasts would dare to touch the controversial topics we cover in this episode, such as robot fluids, the line between infidelity and sex toys, and how anyone thought "Nick" was the appropriate name for Italian Stallion, Michele Morrone. We gave Megan Fox one more chance to change our minds, and even though we found her performance as an emotionless robot more believable than her other human characters, the whole movie falls flat in the wake of several other films and tv shows that have already done this premise and done it way better. Starting 2025 off strong with this one!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Our search for Megan Fox's redemption continues! We're giving her as many chances as we can, including this 2021 horror/action flick, which didn't quite hit the mark but was a vast improvement over Midnight in the Switchgrass. If you think it's not cold enough outside these days (hello, polar vortex), check out our episode on Till Death, which will have you questioning exactly how much hypothermia a person can survive.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

What better way to welcome the next 365 days on this planet than with a movie that can generously be described as a gratuitous sex montage? We are manifesting all things steamy and sexy for 2025, so buckle up for a new year of hate-watch movies with your favorite podcast girlies!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

To finish off both our holiday lineup AND the year of 2024, we are pleased to bring you "It's A Wonderful Knife," a criminally underrated Christmasy slasher film that filled us with hope for the entertainment industry. Despite a few minor imperfections, we both agreed that this film was a bit of stabby festive fun, and as Dawn will tell you, when you've got Justin Long, you can't go wrong. Happy Holidays to all of our AMAZING listeners, and we hope to continue entertaining your earbuds in 2025!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

This week, we return for a third and final time to our favorite non-Christmasy Christmas franchise: The Gingerdead Man! If you thought the first two films were insane, you're still not adequately prepared for the nonsense going on here. Saturday Night Cleaver is the best kind of stupid from the Scientific Research Institute for the Study of Homicidal Baked Goods to the REAL story of what happened at Pearl Harbor, a day that will truly live in infamy after this revelation. We had a lot of fun with this one, and we think you all will, too!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Wrapping up our coverage of the Lindsay Lohan Netflix movie trilogy, we are delighted to bring you feel-good, Christmas-adjacent Our Little Secret! A pleasant surprise of excellent casting, decent writing, and just enough heart-warming sincerity to avoid being cheesy, we're going to recommend that you all add this one to your holiday watch lists.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

The holiday season is upon us and so is Netflix's avalanche of terrible Christmas rom-coms, and we are kicking off December with The Merry Gentlemen (think Magic Mike, but make it CHRISTMAS). Even Chad Michael Murray's bewitching V can't distract us from how dull and uninventive this movie is...okay, it distracted us A LITTLE BIT.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

It's Turkey Day, y'all, and what better way to celebrate than by listening to our acclaimed recap of this absolute turkey of a film. Nothing gives Thanksgiving like a movie that is way too long and contains an absurd amount of screaming and f-bombs. Plus our strange queen Julia Fox is an inspiration as always. Happy Thanksgiving to all of our listeners! We appreciate you and how you've helped our podcast grow over the years.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

As we approach Thanksgiving, it's good to have a reminder that no matter how much our families irritate us, they're not even half as bad as the one featured in this week's throwback flick, Inheritance. This year, we're thankful our dads didn't imprison some dude in a bunker and gift him to us upon their deaths. Oh, and we're thankful for all of YOU!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Throwing it all the way back to the early days of I Hate It, Let's Watch It, this oldie but a goodie might be an all too timely reminder of the reproductive health crisis still relevant today...but let's focus on the questionable directing and plot holes that abound in False Positive instead. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Need a pick-me-up this week? Temporarily suspend the horrors of reality by revisiting our recap of 2022 Netflix original movie sensation, Fall. With a rumored sequel (how??) in the works, there's no better time than the present to find out what all the fuss was about.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We’re celebrating Halloween this year with a movie that is decidedly more trick than treat, but we invite you to come on the journey with us and decide for yourself! Benny Loves You is the bastard spawn of Child’s Play and Toy Story, and while this film doesn’t have a serious bone in its body, it is absolutely ruthless and irreverent when it comes to storytelling. The cast of highly unlikeable characters is somewhat balanced out by our adorable, if not slightly stabby, villain, and despite all the innocent blood spilt along the way, we couldn’t help rooting for Benny, who just wanted to cuddle and play. Always remember, Benny loves you, and we do, too! Happy Halloween!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com