Hey Chums

It's time for another dive into the Tank as we swim through the murky waters of vegan cheese, "pocket panties," a wine ~valise, and something to solve a problem we now know as "NFO." Also: a quick review of Blue Land cleaning products from Chummy friend Brian, and a flashback to one of our favorite lock-related mishaps of all time. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Dingle dangle, y'all! We're BACK with a new season of sharks, broken dreams, and Lori's nonsensical scribbles. In this week's episode, we're breaking down Season 15, episode 1 of Shark Tank — an episode full of chocolate that's supposed to make us feel good but really makes us feel bad, very expensive (and sensitive) soap, and a cameo from a guest shark known to us simple as "Sprinkles." Fire up your listening devices, grab a piece of leftover Halloween candy, and take a ride to deal city with us!

We're diving in headfirst to Season 14, episode 15 of Shark Tank! This week, some controversial products hit the treacherous waters of The Tank, from a very large toothbrush to a sports utility device so ugly that even Alyssa wouldn't wear it. We also get to see Barbara experience the betrayal of the beauty industry, and question Lori's wardrobe inspiration. Thanks to the Hey Chum Nation for sticking with us through this episode drought — we should be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Take a leisurely dip inside the Hey Chums tank this week as we break down the ONLY EPISODE of Shark Tank currently available on Hulu: Season 14, Episode 14! We fearlessly dive into the murky waters of chub rub, explore an alternate reality where we feel good about paying $14.50 to recycle your own clothing, and debate the use case for "Funk-Off."  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome back to Hey Chums! We're breaking down S14 E11, as we try to not get bitten by mosquitos thanks to Kinfield, get our workouts on with Metric Mate, and soothe our bellies with Wild Wonder. Also, a very warm welcome to Tony Xu, our guest Shark & CEO of Door Dash. Tony, if you're reading this... our relationships with our partners are really not that serious. Give us a ring sometime!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

WE'RE BACK IN THE TANK for the Season 14 Episode 10 episode with GOOP CEO and problematic fave Gwyneth Paltrow! Join us for a slew of products we have no use for, from the "chill cradle" for wine to organic diapers (also, if we ever hear the phrase "diaper blow-out" on this show again, just end our lives. Please). A reminder to follow @HeyChumsPodcast, and "tanks" so much for the support to the entire HC nation!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.  

Welcome to the final HC episode of the year, where we break down Season 14 Episode 7 of Shark Tank! Get cheesy with an insanely specialized product from Florida, take a deep breath as Cuban has a breakdown, and remember your loved ones with Legacy Shave. Also, content/jump scare warning: ALYSSA'S LARYNGITIS. Yes, her voice in this episode sounds like that of a curséd thousand-year old crow. Yes, she's feeling better now. Thank you to all our Chums for an amazing 2023 — we'll see ya shortly in the new year!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Join us for Season 14, Episode 4 of the Tank, where we ask ourselves, "Is this the most snoozeworthy lineup of products ever to grace the silver screen?" We also discuss the moral implications of college service jobs, the viscosity of a nonalcoholic cocktail, and WTF a home air filter is. Also: Is Robert just finding out how much college tuition costs? Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Let's get into episode 3 of season 14. Take a dive into the Tank with us as we welcome guest shark Kendra Scott (of #BamaRushTok fame), celebrate Kimchi, argue about sandcastles, and give the Sharks a little astrological analysis. Also: one thing we can all agree on? Shoving your arm into the cavity of a cold pumpkin is one of life's greater joys.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Breaking down episode 2 of season 14! We're back to our beloved, non-live format. Take a dive in the Tank with us as we explore crocheting for kids, a banana-shaped accessory that's sort of a phone but functionally not really anything, a clever chicken-roasting invention, and a very sweet, hip dopp kit. Also: did you know the New York Blood Bank has a rewards program?  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome to Season Two of Hey Chums, with Alyssa, Sylvie, and Ralph! We're BACK IN THE TANK for S14E01 and enjoying recording almost as much as we hated watching the season premiere. Listen us wrap our heads around compostable underwear, baby boogers (ugh), and a cute little pizza leftovers savior. Also, "tank guy" Ralph Arend dissects and ranks the Sharks' TikTok presences. PLUS: a special appearance from Wendy & Scott, Alyssa's parents!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's the 15th episode of Hey Chums, just in time for your holiday weekend listening! Packing for a trip? Already having a panic attack on your way to the airport? Take a moment for yourself, and enjoy Alyssa & Sylvie's take on S13E23 of Shark Tank! With tales of makeup for men (?), a must-have dog accessory, and much more. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios!  Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! (also also: a special shout out to our ad reader Doug Hubbard). Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Get off your Squatty Potty and head over to the nearest speaker for the latest episode of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E22! We thought this was the finale, but ABC/Hulu had other plans. Enjoy this bonus regular-season ep, featuring an eco-friendly chip, a DINO DON update, entrepreneurs who describe themselves as "partners in life and business," and more. Plus: Tank Guy Ralph shaves his face, and puts the Beard King to the test.  Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! (also also: a special shout out to our ad reader Doug Hubbard).  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's episode 11 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E19! Start listening to find out why Sylvie had to watch the episode twice (hint: it involves edibles), how a hustler from the 1800s time traveled to 2022 to sell us a "modern art" miracle, and to meet Alyssa's new baby! Also: Ralph is currently buried under a pile of Legos, but he'll be back next week for a very exciting Tank Test.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome to episode 10 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E18! Our collective crush Emma Grede is back in the tank this week — also, we learn about a seaweed-based bacon, an inspiring innovative clothing collection, an elaborate couch fort invention, and the most expensive socks of all time. Plus: a tough Tank Test from friend Ralph Hashemi Arend!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E17: Featuring an "ancient treat," $$$ noise canceling headphones for dogs, hair care for kids, and more! Plus, Ralph's adorable son Obi makes a Tank Test appearance.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E16: Featuring the most expensive beach chairs we've ever seen, a meal "prep deck," an office in a box, and engagement rings with a very charitable (but slightly random?) angle. Also, TANK TEST RETURNS!  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E15: featuring a (natural) deodorizing spray that's "not another natural deodorant," better bigger bras, comically oversized hats that Sylvie is already designing for Alyssa, much to her chagrin, and a super cute kid's clothing line. Also, some pit-sniffing from Babs... and a questionable comment from Mr. Wonderful.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E14: WE'RE BACK! And together at last. Alyssa stops by Sylvie's lactose-intolerant tank (her apartment in LA) to record an episode in person. We cover a most intriguing makeup brand, Range Beauty, Diaper Dust, crushed corn superfood, and more.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E02: featuring meatballs in bags, a Dragon's Den guest appearance, a sad sibling relationship, and a useless button. Plus: Ralph takes on the Ring, with a guest appearance from his (lovely) mother Sabiha.  Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.