Taco Johnny Podcast

JJ did a stupid - truck stuck in own yard Old man injury Joey takes aptitude test Sean moving inventory around in store Big dog Erin gives BG3 a thumbs up Erin closing on new house Jacob laid off  R.I.P. Robert Duval and Jesse Jackson Mikie's observation of generational work ethic JJ Doordashed wine for his wife during show End of the electronics market for the next decade?? Mikie's definition of HOPE: Gen X Oregon man beats off while beating off police British Airways crew take gummies Anyone get their Trump watch or phone yet?? Prince Andrew arrested People don't realize how much of their lives rely on internet Doordashing something to the house, from work, when wife is at home? STORY TIME:Texas City vs JJ's Malibu CONTACT INFO: Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

NO MORE VOICEMAIL #   JJ running sober?!?!?   JJ's updates   Leslie damages car SIX days after purchase   Joey's driving again and job update   JJ's big work OOOPPPSSS   Sean's updates   Sean, BG3 and 3:30am   One Pot Showdown   Cody joins chat room   Mikie's forgotten updates   Verizon vs Shit-Mobile   Super Bowl Shit Show   Mikie just realized he wants a sex bot   FAA vs DOD in El Paso / New Mexico   Florida delivers!!  Man vs. vacuum   Lululemon has visible buttholes   CEO killed by sub-contractor on forklift   Flock cameras - terrifying privacy concern   Kirk Erikson joins chatroom   Donut overload in neighborhood   Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks   Craigslist rakes in money   Will cartels start smuggling PC components??   STORY TIME: Summer of 1990 - 2 accidents, same intersection   CONTACT INFO:   Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com   Discord: taco_johnny   Twatter: @tacojohnnypod   Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast   Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast   SoundCloud: Taco Johnny   Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)   Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

We lost Sean - phone call Old ROF videos An idea: 2026 Bingo card! Updates on everyone's New Years JJ NYE update Mikie's NYE update SQUIRREL!!! Sean's NYE update Sean's sinus/sleeping issue Beer talk - Bringing Sean to the dark side CONTACT INFO 2026 BINGO CARD - TOP 10 TOP 10 - DISCUSS Dr. Doom / Runes / MCU Sean derails us with AI chatter Sean's social media rant CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Erin's comment Joey knows how to end a year Joey tries to take a toe off Leslie wastes $15 worth of beer! Xfinity can eat a bag of dicks Hunt for yet another vehicle Legos would have been a cooler story... Uber to work: Are you out of your mind??? Social media reminders?? AI SMS texts?? Sean's lengthy vacation Falkor - the skeleton edition Mikie's spam phone tribulation "Smart" devices become obsolete Perils of Apple's closed ecosystem Youtube succumbs to "AI slop" Mikie's technology viewpoint Gen X bridges the gap??? What would you miss if lost one of your senses? Kemah PDs potential Cyberstuck acquisition CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Email - Arnold Thomas   JJ's son totals truck, just like his momma   Tommy is on AAA shit list   Renfest has lost it's luster   JJ outbeer'd his pops   Mikie's neighborhood dog dilemma   Beer – continued   A bone to pick with dad's liver   Bert Kerschner   Granger restaurant and bar   JJ's work Christmas party    Sean's updates   Sean's peptide rabbit hole   Tommy's blow out conundrum   There goes the neighborhood Mikie is a broken shell of himself Latest television shows RIP to Molly's Pub and Rob Reiner Give me red slippers and call me Dorothy! Even AI can get "stoned"... Grouping of call-in bomb threats in Clear Lake area   Surveyed to death   Erin is cracking the whip on podcast updates   AI driven children's toys to avoid Colonel Sanders - interesting history History Channel show "Alone" Kathy Case - Who the fuck is this person???   ROF reunion date?? Open bar at work expo?  We're there!!!   3D printed fidget turds Mikie's step son puts his genius to use in Japan 3D printer possibly in the Taco Shack??? Meet up at Craft96 Ardbeg scotch whiskey or Campho Phenique??? BONUS: Mikie has no idea what 6-7 is referenced to...   CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

JJs updates Beard or pubic hair?? JJ's son is fucking up Having your kids at work Sean drops the phone, and his call.. JJ's wife is doing the night shift October breast cancer awareness?? Sean FAFO with medication There goes the neighborhood BIL annual Halloween party Mikie hurts Midnight mower Tommy's a workin' Gotta get the guys on zoom or discord/something Mikie turning heel on AI?? Our Sean is all growed up... Mikie's pool chalk Random Musings Vehicles going obsolete due to software?? Kash Patel takes a flight of self-destruction "Freeze branding" Air traffic controllers not paid "They're doing the Lord's work" Erika Vance??? Get your plot in heaven Queensryche - Pink Floyd song rights Outtake - Producer's cut CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Son's 1st speeding ticket Tommy's Mustang woes Housing upkeep New garage door Mikie's expensive electric bill Light bill comparison Not the beer fridge, Mikie!!! We forgot to say hello to Pete... Goodbye BBA Tarnation, hello BBA Belgian Quad! Leslie's ATL nightmare TJP for 2 more years, bitches! burning PTO days Sean's updates Mikie looking for 2nd job?? Hearing from long time friend Jerry Average delivery driver age Skewed pay scale Mikie's updates Photo faux pas Passing out business cards like chicklets Stuck boat 5 hours away ROF update Freeway fuckup RIP Ace Frehley and Robert Redford Tron: Ares - thoughts? Crypto takes a dive "Sunday drivers" WTF??? Mikie's noisy neighbor conundrum App stores in certain states will require photo ID Kash Patel and the rise of robospam (EDIT: Ajit Pai) Sean's peptide pitch Us old folks taking meds Even animals have domestic issues Mikie's inheritance An excuse to drink beer?  Blasphemy! Mikie's senility King or no King? CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Fuck Reddit... Again HELOC Dad's drunken BBQ 12 hr shifts ATT Fiber install Sean's updates Mikie's pool league Reliance on cell phones as alarm clocks Firmware updates on everything! Plastic fantasic melty recall Mikie is distracted Fun fact: TransContinental Airway system 3 Gorges Dam - global braking Kennedy family want Jr. ousted Charlie Kirk - an observation Sean wrenching while podcasting Baby Mute : legitimate or AI bullshit? China bans OnlyFans Sean's mechanical note What does the Tesla emblem resemble? Tesla trying to get out of vehicle market Speed costs money Turbo 4s going boom Ingrained historical moments of our generation Mikie distracted.  Again... CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Unexpected co-worker ADP has one job!!!! Troublesome Twat CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Tainted up Mikie's auto parts shopping experience Mikie's warehouse sitting conundrum Sean's battery core story School zone time of year Happy Gilmore 2 Mikie got a new tattoo AI ransom calls Mikie hates his kids.  Answer to fake ransom call Digital RPG rolls in live board game Tommy trashing lowrider Terrance Stamp RIP

JJ's update Sean's update Update on old friend Jerry "Old Apartment" for real!! Good genes Middle aged or old farts? Deformed clamshell to go containers Sade Perkins Mikie and his damned Google AI... Attack on ICE detention center Cosplay ICE agents Musk's "America" party Grok going off the rails Grok drawing fire from Trump extremists Irony: 1k jobs cut at Indeed and Glassdoor Bezos' wedding gift to wife Russian AI drones Hegseth drone production announcement STORY TIME: Summer of1983 JJ teasing upcoming Story Time Mikie's thermostat quandary Tommy's new job: that's a frightening aspect Sean's plea for help moving CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Tire debacle Freeways are terrible Mikie's updates Sean's update Aly has a locally published article JJ's love of AI... Brookshire Brothers grocery and Twisted Sister??? Possible to survive today's world without smart phone? At what point do you consider yourself "old"? Mikie going senile?? Where is the IT guy in science fiction movies? "Pop" flies - Mikie's bug zappers Any Tesla owners going to Autozone? STORY TIME: Mikie blows up a battery Tik-Tok mechanical advice... Diesel DEF oops AI to serve as jury? Running Man trailer - Interested? Constantine 2??? Throat cancer - Sean is hosed God please give me a sign... Mental illness on display - lady with pistol on I45 CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Roomba upstairs experiment Weekend of peace SO. MUCH. RAIN. Mikie still unarmed? Erin's gonna pop soon Rain shows Mikie new priorities Sargent pier Sean's bi-weekly rant Sean will teach customer service Ballerina - they didn't see it Air India crash survivor Neighbor has new classic truck?? California protests What happens to the unfinished music material when an artist passes away? Bonnie Blue kicked off social and streaming platforms Johnathan Joss gunned down by neighbor Chris Farley & David Spade CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

PSA - Wine goes bad Niece's graduation JJ almost eats his shit on the stairs Craft96 mishap Joey's graduation in Beaumont A Roomba in the house Liquor stores want Mikie's inventory... Smoky soffits Mikie's job is gravy lick Sean's quick update Sean relocating? Nostalgia time - music as a time machine? Facial recognition surveillance in sporting venues RFID at Kyle Field concert AI costs money for "thank you" OpenAI chatbots rebelling to being told to shut down John Wick: Ballerina Jell-O shots at school Sydney's Bathwater Bliss Doordash to a naked man Joey graduation funds Cell phone videos - YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG! Nostalgia revisited Funeral vs. funeral party How JJ met Mikie CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

JJ's updates New cameras on the house Beef & Bullets Mikie has a new fetish JJ's new RC toy Joey graduating in a week Mikie was late to his HS graduation Online school enrollment sucks Is Mikie bragging? Mikie's got the gravy job position Mikie with a gun? Frightening prospect! Moving around a lot as a kid Need to make or supply road construction cones Sean STORY TIME Sean dealing with shady warranty inquiry Mikie's work conundrum Sean's coworker bails to customer Tommy's working woes Dark Side of the Moon - Redux Mikie's family trip to Cleveland Mikie has a "man cave"? JJ's wife has every vaccination under the sun now Need to edit together all of Sean's rants that get cut out Sean a laptop, at least Texas trying to kill of state lottery Facepalm moment: Trying to get selfie with crocodile School Christmas party Jell-O shots! Stop being nice to your chatbot Facepalm moment: Australian radio station using AI host for past 6 months Netflix will be inserting AI commercials in 2026 "Gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!" Top viewed YT videos of all time - depressing ICE Barbie gets burglarized at restaurant We have listeners?? CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Mikie's busy day (craft bus) Erin's baby shower WrestleMania - gone silly Not a listener complaint, but a host complaint New LP album 7 women, 4 minutes, 1 dildo shaped rocket VP breaking trophys KFC toothpaste? Florida man Michigan man Florida child labor Press sexatary getting called out by Chinese official Blind shipments Coachella ticket financing Starbucks - unregulated bank?? Kegsbreath suspended for Signalgate? Gen X as a marketing ploy? Everybody is dragging ass Sean's story time JJ as the "family photographer" Mikie's moving and house party Tesla takes a special oil and antifreeze?? CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email:sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Which of us has moved the most?? Joey joins for a moment Listener complaint Hooters goes tits up Longest time at a residence for Mikie Worst rental houses Tamales - everyone needs to experience them Mikie is a sucker for tamales Columbian tamales are different Tron Ares - Yay or Nay? Mikie's unemployment scare / new house JJ & Leslie employment / layoff story New house purchase sinks in for Mikie Now Mikie gets to plan foot surgery - years later Dick in a Dodge Who's driving this time?? Sometimes we overlook the obvious - key in keyfob Auto mechanics helps wth problem solving??? JJ had home ec in junior high CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

JJ going to dabble in stocks?? Ordered rear brake parts for truck Mikie about to close on house Why is Sean always bathing his balls on the pod??? Sean's updates Musk's empire on fire.  Literally Sean being ridiculed by JJs wife about food preferences Is Musk becoming a liability to Trump? Plastic surgery = sex? Karoline Leavitt - not burned by her pendant??? Leavitt's outlook on France Mrs. Fields Cookie Co. The psychology behind "trans"??? Leslie joins for a moment PSA: Amazon Echos will no longer honor privacy Doordash financing deliveries Ex-NASA engineer tests autonomous vehicles Ford recalling 64k vehicles for rear camera display It doesn't add up: Florida graduation requirements Math is hard: Harvard having remedial math  UTI don't know WTF is wrong with this guy $5.7M dog 1st of it's kind STORY TIME: 30 yr anniversary of Mikie's vehicle hell CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

JJ bearing hub replacement Insane cell phone bills Rubberized undercoating goes boom JJs last car payment Tommy's car repair in da hood 900k miles on 5 y/o truck Mikie getting a house!!! R.I.P. to Gene Hackman PSA: Transtar to be Manstar Vaping has gotten out of hand... MySpace is clinging to life support, or is it abandoned? Smoot-Hawley Tarrif Act of 1930 What happened to Hummer? Sean's dog story Mikie's neighbors in trouble People don't research dog breeds Gene Hackman's wife death diagnosis Mental ailments / Alzheimer's The inspiration to keep the podcast going OONTHO - Man steals 9 laptops from DAs office LVPD getting 10 Cyberstucks for fleet Facepalm Moment: 19 y/o twerking on patient Trump tariffs ahead of FIFA world cup next year What happened to all the Cardinals, Blue Jays, locusts and lightning bugs? TTRPG = Tittie RPGs??? Cock Ring a trigger word for Sean??? Mikie & ex defiled JJs bed on a trip Latest season of Daredevil JJ finally watched Chasing Amy Quite doing sequels and/or reboots! Mikie is full of shit, he is working from home CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

Joey discovers baked potatoes   Leslie starts adjunct professor part time   This Texas cold weather sucks   Sean's prison wallet???   Sean's work evaluation   Machine shop possibly?   Updated OBD scanner   Customer doesn't want any help   Grandpa finds out baby gender   Mikie's job review   JJ's job review   Tommy gets a car, finally   ...continued   1057 men in 24 hours and now PREGNANT!   Enterprise Products got their start this way   Mikie sucks with technology   More details of Tommy's car   Anyone pay for online news sites??   How has your musical tastes changed over the years?   Ozzy's induction into R&R HOF?   Drummers, Drumeo, song writing, changing time mid-song   Selfie with a shark?   Michigan man tries to out-Florida the Florida man   Aly's car up for grabs???   Taco Bell used to ridicule competition about fries   McD's has no cashiers inside???   Sean's out of gas for the night...   SNL 50th Anniversary   CONTACT INFO:   Phone: 936-397-8661   Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com   Discord: taco_johnny   Twatter: @tacojohnnypod   Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast   Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast   SoundCloud: Taco Johnny   Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)   Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED:  POLITICAL CONTENT INCLUDED Sean's bi-weekly update Porche losing money on subscriptions Missed seeing Shiela Marshall... AGAIN! The subtleties of making a good margarita Mikie's busy work schedule Prepping for pier Sean's stout beer sampling Leslie has offer for teaching Leslie gets upgrade from iPhone 8 Plus Retired parents Mikie doesn't know his gender Trying to notate the current events... WTF: Musk coup d'etat Meth lab raid close to Mikie's work, again OONTHO - Waffle House, 0.50 increase and missing eggs Sean's customer finds flaws in new motors Study reveals women are psychopaths Mikie's ankles are torn up.  Need surgery Mikie knows no illegals How are they finding "illegals"? CONTACT INFO: Phone: 936-397-8661 Email: sauce@tacojohnnypodcast.com Discord: taco_johnny Twatter: @tacojohnnypod Instagram: Taco_Johnny_Podcast Youtube: @tacojohnnypodcast SoundCloud: Taco Johnny Intro sound bed: "Hex" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge) Outro sound bed: "Envy" by AngerShade (Mr. Brian Yegge)