DynasTEA!

In the season finale of DynasTEA!, Emilie and Taylor wax poetic about Season 1. Emilie is confused by what Alexis and Hank were doing with that prosthetic finger, and how much water came out of Claudia when her water broke; Taylor is fully convinced that Matthew is alive, and thinks Steven and Melissa Daniels need to get on Maury. There's laughter, there's goosebumps, there's champagne! You won't want to miss it. Have a great not-summer!If YOU want to see a Season 2 of DynasTEA!, follow us on Instagram and Twitter and leave us a comment!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodEmilie's Instagram:@emilieredmannTaylor's Instagram:@taylor.rene.schauppBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

In the penultimate episode of Season 1, Emilie and Taylor are preparing to pop open the '59 Dom. Blake and Alexis's first-born, Adam Carrington, meets the Carrington family for the first time, but is he the real Adam after all? There are mechanical bulls, prosthetic fingers, and a drag queen named "Helluva Bottom Carter." What more could you ask for? Listen now, and get ready for the FINALE next week!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

ICON ON THE POD ALERT! This week when Emilie goes out of town, Taylor is joined by her fraternal twin and long-time listener of the pod, McKenna Middleton! Taylor and McKenna delve deep into the Clarke County health crisis, Sam's life as a future house-husband, and Alexis and Jeff's strange relationship. There's wedding planning, a stolen Gucci belt, and more stories about the Middleton family than ever before. It's the perfect trifecta! Listen now!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodMcKenna's Instagram:@mckennarose_Business Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

We're turning it up this week on DynasTEA!  Alexis is meddling in Fallon's love life (obvi) and Taylor has more hot takes about it (obvi). Also, Emilie reveals her love of thirst trap edits and the OTP of the century, Fallon and Bacon, is born. Listen now!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

She's back, baby! Alexis takes the manor by storm, botching breakfast and  framing fiancés in her wake. But after she tries to sabotage Steven and Sam's engagement, will Steven believe Fallon, or his own mother? Emilie and Taylor discuss Fallon's hookup roster, the trials and tribulations of wearing strapless dresses, and that one waiter who really took his time to shine. Cheers!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

It's a good one this week. Alexis Morell Carrington finally returns to the manor to wreak havoc, and things get out of control quickly: Carrington style. Emilie & Taylor discuss how a soundbite from this episode was a core memory from early 2020, how every girl growing up in the early 2000's was gifted a "The Care and Keeping of You" American Girl Doll book, and how Culhane always seems to be making smoothies?! You won't want to miss it.Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

Taylor and Britney Spears only have one thing to say about this episode: Toxic. As the Carringtons prepare for Thomas's funeral, Fallon and Jeff continue to fight, Sam and Anders come together, and Steven rekindles an old flame... Kind of. There's a shirtless Liam, an angry Fallon,  and Cristal looking like Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka. You won't want to miss this episode. Like we said, it's toxic.Shout-out this week goes to @mccabecaoimhe04 on Instagram, thank you so much for listening to DynasTEA! We hope you always feel like you have a safe space to vent about Dynasty here, we certainly do.  <3Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiriesdynasteapod@gmail.com

Wedding bells are ringing in this new episode of DynasTEA! Family feuds come to a head as the Carringtons and Colbys gather together for the wedding of the century. Also, Taylor exposes herself for watching old people television shows, Emilie comes clean about not being able to get a tan, and the two fight over fashion. Again. Listen now!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

Calling the whole LTBZ community! We here at DynasTEA! celebrate pride all year long, but in this episode, we got some help from one of our biggest allies, Blake Carrington. This one is full of all sorts of fun things, including flashy outfits, dramatic outbursts, and piercing your own ears. Sounds like Pride Month to me! Grab your bestie and listen now!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

It's Bangs-Gate 2022, and Taylor and Emilie MUST investigate whether Fallon's bangs were real or fake. Like really, they want to know the answer. They also chat about doing pilates on a reformer and the theory of ~manifestation~. Plus, Jeff proposes to Fallon, Anders commits a felony, and Cristal kisses another man?!? And poor Cokeheaddy Teddy meets his fate, but also wins the Fallon Carrington Girlboss Moment of the Week...?  Listen now!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shoutout in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

It's official. Dynasty was cancelled by The CW last week. But DON'T DESPAIR! Emilie and Taylor have got you covered, so you can reminisce on all of your favorite episodes of the show for the foreseeable future. In this episode, they recap their favorite moments from Seasons 1-5. *Contains spoilers for those who haven't seen past S1E12.*Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

WE'RE BAAAACK! We missed you, Dynastans. In Season 1 Episode 12, the Carringtons hold a casino -themed fundraiser for a corrupt senator, and things get "dicey" (hah). The girls change it up a bit this week, discussing everything from firm handshakes to their Dynasty nightmare blunt rotations; from learning what "frat-lapping" is to Liz Gillies's "Bang Bang" music video. Plus, Taylor holds a serious grudge against Monica's red dress and Emilie has to defend her honor. Listen now!This week's shoutout goes to Taylor (@shrunkthekid). Thank you for listening and supporting DynasTEA! We love you <3Follow us on social media and leave us a review and YOU could get a shoutout on the podcast!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

DynasTEA! hits the road! While Emilie is visiting her hometown of New Orleans, she is joined by her sister and inspiration for the pod, Olivia Redmann, to recap this chloroform-filled episode. Fallon is kidnapped by Iris and Alejandro, and the Carringtons must pay up or lose her forever. The sisters also discuss Jallon vs. Falhane, the fashion crime that is Cristal's leopard print coat, and what they would do in a hostage situation.  LISTEN NOW!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

On this episode of DynasTEA!, it's Fallon's 25th birthday and the whole family comes together for some good, old-fashioned scheming. Sam's father Alejandro comes back from the dead, Steven tries to do a good deed (go figure), and Jeff and his father plot their revenge on the Carringtons. Emilie and Taylor discuss growing up "kind of poor," Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, and what they would buy if they had $100 million. Also, Blake and Cristal do some more gross stuff. Happy Birthday, Fallon!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

It's the midseason finale, folks! When Cristal's sister Iris comes to town, she shakes things up at Carrington Manor, and secrets that have long been kept finally start to unravel. And while Taylor recovers from ankle surgery, the girls get right down to business. There are shocks, there are screams, there are soft pretzels. This episode might even fill you with holiday cheer. In spring! Listen now!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

THIS is the one. In this rousing episode of DynasTEA!, Blake and Cristal try to make a baby, Sam tries to outsmart Fallon, and Steven tries coke! Just kidding, he's familiar with it. Also, did Taylor ever ~walk in~ on her parents? Will Emilie ever stop talking about the Real Housewives? Will Sammy Jo ever end his love affair with croissants? Only time will tell. Listen now, damnit!Leave us a comment and let us know who YOU would love to see as a guest on the pod!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

Celebrate Thanksgiving in April with this festive episode of DynasTEA! And just as if it were fall, Emilie has a cold, y'all. The girls get into all sorts of fun in this one: the Carrington Turkey Bowl (which sounds so wrong), the college admissions scandal, and Taylor tells us about the time she went to play in an abandoned mental institution. Yippee! And you won't need to pay the Rich B!tch Tax if you press the "Follow" button! Just sayin! Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!This week's shout-out goes to @rolldover, thank you so much for listening! Love you! From the bottom of my pit, to yours! <3Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

In a particularly philosophical episode of DynasTEA!, Taylor and Emilie are joined by their very first guest on the pod: Taylor's husband and Emilie's bestie, Mark Schaupp! While Mark has listened to every episode of the podcast but not a single episode of the actual show (until now), he gives us some DEEP insight into the characters, the architecture of the Carringtons' and Colbys' houses, and why he would be scared if someone came onto him as hard as Fallon came onto Culhane in the bathroom. Listen now!Follow us on social media and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!This week's shout-outs go to @dynasteafanxoxo and @NolaHetty - thank you for listening to the show! We love you! <3 Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

It's Cristal "Check Out My Crotch" Carrington's first week as the COO, and boy, do things start to spin out of control. While she and Fallon fight to be the best #WomanInBusiness, Sammy Jo tries to make something of himself and Culhane tries to make a smoothie? Taylor and Emilie realize that they are, in fact, huge nerds while discussing the trials and tribulations of being friends with your teachers, being on the chess team, and being a Comic Sans addict. And F you, Deirdre!!!Follow us on Instagram or Twitter and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com

On this week's episode of DynasTEA!, Cristal Flores Carrington's sex tape is leaked to the press, and boy does Fallon get a kick out of that! Taylor proves that horse girls always find a way, Emilie gets back to her southern roots, and the girls reminisce on high school cliques and friend groups. It's a spicy one.Follow us on Instagram or Twitter and leave us a review to get a shout-out in next week's episode!Instagram/Twitter:@dynasteapodBusiness Inquiries:dynasteapod@gmail.com