Recite your favorite Constitutional Amendment and post about your lunch, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a Fortnite emote banned for weird reasons, Mr Beast being weird about trapping a guy in a burning house, Tai Lopez doing scams, eating pudding with a fork in Hannover, the Conservative Twitter clone PostPiper and we explain what we want our MedBeds to fix about our gross bodies. Confused? So are we! Enjoy! Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "[YTP] Eggseth and Tump declare war on the U.S." by verytallbart - https://youtu.be/Jq69P04ZDtw "Trump tonight appears to have pushed..." by @AlKapDC - https://x.com/AlKapDC/status/1972138253861208550 Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show at https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Making a looping GIF of yourself doing something weird and settle in, it's time for 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about GumpLoops, getting stuck inside a slide on a cruise, Zack Woods and Marc Maron calling out the Riyadh comedy festival, Sit at the Bar September, the art of Hans Hoogerbrugge and we chug Tylenol to enhance our posting abilities. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Hound Bowel" by Longmont Potion Castle - https://youtu.be/uSibL3bTwyk?list=PL9_6hnvwF_JcXNvY75Lagp_lJ5UKnK3ZN "You've Got To (Norman Cook Mix)" by The Young Punx - https://youtu.be/UXa4bXDbOIY?list=RDUXa4bXDbOIY Check on Han Hoogerbrugge's art - https://www.hoogerbrugge.com/previous/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Pick up the iron cross and mind your language, it's 48 Minutes of Dog(whistle)s Barking. This week we talk about Mr. Beast getting gut punched by Mike Tyson, Limewire buying Fyre Festival to sell NFTs, The Louvre retiring its 3DS, a trailer for a "movie" made by AI, Thorswap's founder losing $1mil, BONE getting flashloaned and we put on our waders and dig into the history of the cesspool of the internet known as Stormfront, aka the Website So Bad It Made The News (Because of the Murders). Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "A Day In The Life of a California Liberal" by @citiesbydiana - https://youtube.com/shorts/Kfr_CiABJLY?si=xl4Oa3QZ0NEDDt1c Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Grab your joysticks and sit on the couch for a real long time, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a great tragedy - The Orgy Dome at Burning Man has fallen. We also dig into some profane geometry, learn about Rizzbot, ask why Luigi Mangione's face is on a Shein ad, react in complete awe at Druski in whiteface, talk about Bunni getting exploited for $8.4 million dollars and dig into the wonderful world of speedrunning for charity with the folks at Games Done Quick. Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "YTP - Arby's Messed Up" by Datonefatass - https://youtu.be/wofeDsGhl5Q "complimenting my homie" by @rizzbot_official - https://www.tiktok.com/@rizzbot_official/video/7550808793945312525 "Wrote a quick script ..." by @knasekdahlkarl - https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-iQzftO4O1/ Some listeners may be asking - "where's the rest of the show??" Well folks, we are no longer serving up sleaze in the Shock.JPG segment and the Breathmint has moved to our de-luxe Patreon feed. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Prepare a boozy concoction, blow some smoke onto your bearded dragon and prepare to pay homage to a fallen hero, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking. This week we talk about a Sound Bath at a Mattress Store, KingCobraJFS, Vanilla Drainer, Pirate Yakuza, AJJ, "The 80s Misses You," 28 Years Later, Kill the Brickman, The Darkness and we get infected with the Gayfemboy virus. PLUS : the FINAL shock.jpg segment, "You Got A Friend In/On Me" Confused? Check out the episode right now! By the way, it's not a joke, we are retiring the shock.jpg segment after this episode and we're making The Breathmint part of THANKS, I HATE IT - a Patreon exclusive Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Watch the documentary "The Decay of KingCobraJFS | A Lolcow Documentary" by Nick Nobody - https://youtu.be/MgDgKibO550 Contains clips from : "You know the 80s miss you, right?" by @BrianRoemmele - https://x.com/i/status/1958543900022542480 "Never Forget" by KingCobraJFS - https://youtu.be/tA1Z_KXe-oo "KingCobraJFS: Funsized Felicia Best Bits" by TheGreaseWizard (originals by KingCobraJFS) - https://youtu.be/GN_Z2P1eR8o "Gothic King Cobra : The Tour" by jesus morris - https://youtu.be/r7TmEAaShvE Josh's dad's video (via @Slackerbluepod) - https://x.com/i/status/1958890227763703832 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly show called THANKS, I HATE IT which includes The Breathmint PLUS post-show shenanigans, as well as a special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Oi, get your bellends out for the Queen, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, love. Innit. This week we talk about podcast rankings, a curious soup and beer company collab, Odin.fun getting hacked, URBAN75, a new way to eat cereal, Mrs. Davis, Less Than Jake, a guy who can't show PDFs to his AI girlfriend, Bury Your Gays, John Wick 3 and we tell you the story of the guy trapped in the Bean in Chicago. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from : "(YTP) George Carlin Can't Come to the Phone" by Purple Sabbath - https://youtu.be/EIUDlMYZ6NY Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Grab your monkey masks, let's make art and do some feminism -- it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about Anthropic's new goatse logo, The Guerrilla Girls, an alien p*ssyburster, Arizona tea's price hike, Wilco, Homestuck : the animated series, Station Eleven : the TV show and the boys finally take the Race Purity Test. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from : "The Soul Still Burns..." by Stuff3 - https://youtu.be/WUyRji--Y-Y Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Put on your pickle hats and get ready to cry your eyes out, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about "AI filmmaking is hip-hop," the Federal Crypto Reserve Scam, I-Mockery, Count the Sausages, Glass Beams, right wing girlies fighting, Black Mirror Season 7, The Aquabats, we follow up on the fake "Don't Tap The Glass" leaker and Jason takes the 7 Gallons of Milk in the Pocket Challenge Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com The I-Mockery page about Rog's late wife Marie. A heartbreaking read. http://www.i-mockery.com/re/ Contains clips from : "{YTP} ~ Dolsin' Ideas" by DaThings - https://youtu.be/7uCBgdvSTo8 "Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum - Show Intro" by imockery - https://youtu.be/GzSMv9qnQX8 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Pay us a dollar per word and we'll talk about you, on the show. But seriously, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking time! This week we talk about Karl Marx x Labubu, a God-based crypto scam, the Million Dollar Homepage, a fake AI Tyler the Creator leak, GHOST, "Beating the Heat", Pearl/Maxxxine, Yellowjackets Season 3, Sinners and we finally get our B2B setup going - that's Bird 2 Bird. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com The BBC article mentioned in the episode : https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20190401-why-theres-so-little-left-of-the-early-internet Contains clips from : "I can't stop eating meat" by @YoNoEntiendo - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AvXFB2nkTiI?feature=share "Tyler, The Creator - Don't Tap The Glass! (Music Video)" by KLODJAN - https://youtu.be/Q6hIca__dmA Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
One order Epic Bacon, side of Awesomesauce coming right up! It's another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking! This week we talk about the death of Hulk Hogan and Ozzy, the hacking of Big One, a Hasan look-alike taking on a shoe, SuperWoke, wrestling writing website ONLINE ONSLAUGHT, Moon Knight, Lebron suing over pregnant AI videos, "Summer Balls," a baffling video of a mini therapy horse and we order up a side of Epic Bacon at the Tesla Diner. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from : "Woke Bop It" by Prognoz Pogodi - https://youtu.be/hfm1mt0KP7k "Black Pearl loves to wake up kids..." by @minitherapyhorses - https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMT20lBvbD5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Hey little podcast listener - do you wanna know a see-ker-et? It's another Fourdy Eight Miunutes of Dawgs Barking! This week we talk about Elmo's antisemitic tweets, MoonPay's bosses getting scammed, Superman (2025), Crane Wives, the Lincoln Project Epstein/Kendrick video, Group X : Arabian Rap Sensations, Squid Games 3, "How do you wanna wake up?," Let's Start A Cult and we discover, much to our chagrin, that the Lying Machine has been lying to someone about the progress on their book. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Contains clips from : "David Cross reads from Goodpussy" re-uploaded by Fexa Kondi - https://youtu.be/jrvtHYCP-LM "Trump Not Like Us" by The Lincoln Project - https://youtu.be/LHhYl895P_E "Schfifty Five" by Group X - https://youtu.be/-XccUMOQ978 "Don't Touch That" by Group X - https://youtu.be/amUMVFBwTyc "Frankie Peepee Shert" by Group X - https://youtu.be/NLQspOyN220 Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Holy racist AI Batman, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, the podcast about the internet! This week we have not one but two racist AIs, the first being Grok and the second being our main topic : Microsoft's TAY. We also go deep on Orc City, buying crypto to get a visa for the UAE, The First Bad Man, Xmas/Birthday Zoom Bombs, John Wick, Ozzy's final show and we decide it's time for a little "microretirement" ... whatever that means. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Make sure you drink your Parepin, and get ready to meet The Presence, it's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, the podcast about the internet! This week, we are talking about Lorde's lip service on some new album art, a wicked remix of "Livin' On A Prayer," YEAR ZERO - the Nine Inch Nails Alternate Reality Game, The Thief of Time, Bob Vylan at Glastonbury, the Wisconsin Magdha, Resupply getting exploited for $9mil, Evangelion 3.0+1.0, Get Out and we watch a rowdy girlfight that took our minds off of things for a while. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : Bob Vylan at Glastonbury by @JulianSayarer (original by the BBC) - https://x.com/JulianSayarer/status/1938983824425394243 Watch the full Year Zero ARG live video here : https://youtu.be/bgRUNAvq94k Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Say "fuzzy pickles!" It's time for another 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, the podcast about the internet! This week, we are talking about the White Shampoo TikTok trend, Cointelegraph getting hacked, StarMen.net, Metallic Realms, JD Vance memes getting a guy deported, "hot dog down a hall way," The Phoenecian Scheme, Clair Obscur and Jason discovers a new phrase that live in his head forever : A Seventeen x Sacai Labubu Wearing Carhartt WIP Sold for $31,250 on Pharrell's Joopiter" Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "[YTP] Jobby Peeners'n" by very tall bart - https://youtu.be/UmrbnT7hfOQ Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
やつ いやらしい (iyarashii yatsu!) The filthy dogs Jason and Bryan are here and they're bringing poorly translated signs and shirts! This week, we are talking about a chaotic baby name, Jack's Mannequinn, MRWN getting revenge on some scammers, ENGRISH.COM, Clair Obscur : Expedition 33, CrabSmack - a band that writes about expired crab meat, Walking Dead spinoffs, a new Magic The Gathering Logo, the legend of Texas Paul and we watch a shock video that reminds everyone to always insist on a flared base. Confused? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "(YTP) George Carlin Hates Kids" by GodChefOmar - https://youtu.be/rTZ1c0ZhHXs "Smells Like Steamed Crablegs" live from the WhiteHart Cafe by crabsmackband - https://www.tiktok.com/@crabsmackband/video/7513984351013473567 Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
You better believe your eyes, it's time to smoke some doinks in Amish while it's fuckin' NICE out. That's right, it's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, we're back! This week, we are talking about some rogue AI telling a meth user to do more meth, a Crypto kidnapping in NYC, the man the myth the legend Young King Dave, Andor, AI Bible Tiktoks, STL protests, Witchcraft for Wayward Girls, Jingle Balls and an Instagram account dedicated to Gooning at the University of Melbourne gets sued for ... copyright infringement. Wanna know more? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Smoking Doinks All Day Young King Dave" by Username_4512 - https://youtu.be/en_CSyDszTQ "Young King Dave Compilation" by BenBam - https://youtu.be/PJhDwQt2_wk "The Land of Young King Dave" by Mass Appeal - https://youtu.be/A5kMrCFzDF8 "i had to do it" by @anishg2000 - https://twitter.com/i/status/890088912194064385 "went to the dr today and i tell it all in this doink chat. never fake news" by @hondadeal4vets - https://twitter.com/i/status/1052371794475147265 "The YKD SHOW EP.1" by SAMAWITDAFANTA - https://youtu.be/t8nZ3Tmz_OM Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Did you miss us? We're back! We took some time off and we worked on this live show and it was a great time and now you get to hear it, that's right it's the Third Anniversary LIVE episode! This week we brought some friends along. We welcome comedian, Youtuber and wonderful human being Kenny Kinds to the show for the first time, PLUS our returning guest is filmmaker, sketch comedy superstar, comedian and writer Stryker Spurlock. They join us to celebrate three years of podcasting and to talk about Twitter's AI going rogue and disproving South African "white genocide," Fortnite's AI Darth Vader saying racial slurs, The Fyre Fest of Booktok (it was more like Dashcon) called A Million Lives, Zerebro's founder faking his death, the Saint of Stevia himself DAN QUINN, Fortnite Burger, Song of Solomon, Righteous Gemstones, Alan Wake 2 and Kenny tells us about an egg salad sandwich that changed his life. Wanna know more? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO In order to effectively list all the Dan Quinn clips would take entirely too long. Send us an email - jason@48minutesofdogsbarking.com Stryker's feature film Part Time is on Vimeo : https://vimeo.com/user175770167 Special Thanks to : The Heavy Anchor for hosting, Frank George (@frankgeorgetv - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVrWT3MH4pC4Tii06W_yJUA) for the Tuscaloosa Child Coffins video and to you, our dearest friends. Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Get ready to hear some unbelievable - but entirely true - stories about working at the zoo on this week's 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking This week wer're talking Italian Brainrot, Severance Season 2, SomethingAwful user Big Peeler, Noise-cancelling headphones being fascist now, an elderly person getting scammed for $330 million in crypto, Handmaid's Tale, Rave Musik, tons of live music and we watch in horror as Nike puts up an ad that promises a new genocide. Wanna know more? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "Tralalero Tralala" by @PapplyFapply - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/18_RA0ZkiUc "Why would it have this functionality?" by @truewagner - https://twitter.com/truewagner/status/1915088283497066914 Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Nothing like a new episode to make you want to admit to sexually exploiting your cousin. That's right, it's a very NASTY 48 Minutes of Dogs Barking, today we're talkin' Kanye's weird cousin tweets, Project Hail Mary, AI generated slang phrases, Crypto Drainers As A Service, Crazy Cattle3D, Twitter user @IRespectFemales aka Deaf Greg, Horse Race Test, The Last of Us Season 2, we get Snookered by a shock video and we check out video of Uwos Lab making headphones for his nuts. Wanna know more? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "maybe the greatest game in the last 20 years" by @wintermg1 - https://www.tiktok.com/@wintermg1/video/7493262970668076319 "Building HEADPHONES for my N*TS to test an urban legend" by Uwos Lab - https://youtu.be/NLCzDcqZpLI "Dear Haters" by Deaf Greg - https://youtu.be/mJpe8Z-qA2w "TOTW @iRespectFemales" by docpemberton - https://youtu.be/mUZE9ia1j4M Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.
Pack yr bags we're going to Grandmawmaws and going frog giggin. Nah, just playin' - we're podcasters! We do talk about 4chan getting hacked, a gambling den disguised as a crypto mine, Mullets Galore, A Minecraft Movie, Eve the Cuckoldress' trip to Houston, a metric TON of live music including, Soul Coughing, Bill Murray and his Blood Brothers and Remy Wolf, PLUS we found a guy who made a synth you play by vaping. Wanna know more? Check out the episode right now! Opening theme performed by Jeffy & The Sunken Heads - https://jeffy2.bandcamp.com Call us : 314 246 9766 / 314 AHOY POO Contains clips from : "I built an instrument that you play by vaping" by @uwutoowo1 uwoomfie.com - https://twitter.com/uwutoowo1/status/1907124305541878091 Support the show : https://patreon.com/48minutesofdogs for a Patreon-exclusive weekly outtakes show called "THANKS, I HATE IT" and special tier just for punishing the hosts.