Children of the Cheesy

What do you get when you cross Stephen King and way too much cocaine. An AC/DC musical starring Emilio Estevez pitted against evil alien space trucks. Check out our Season finale as we review the cheesiest movie yet!

After a failed stint as a dinosaur supervisor at Isla Nublar, Phil Tippet directs a psychedelic, surreal experience in Mad God, a dark descent into an unfamiliar world.

An improbable series of red-herrings, misdirections, and impossibilities leaves several rich, unlikable people dead. Starring a bunch of famous, and most likable people.

The evil djinn finally gets someone to make three wishes! Sort of. Instead of bringing about the end of humanity, the djinn gets caught in an emotional love triangle between himself, the wisher, and her whiny boyfriend. Join us as we discuss the djinn's whackiest adventure yet! 

Thee evil Djinn is back! And this time, he's basically ignoring wishes! Watch as an apathetic Djinn blandly terrorizes the student body of Baxter U!

He's back! And he's kinda fulfilling wishes again! Andrew Divoff reprises his role as the evil Djinn. Will he manage to trick a less clever cast? Do you wish it?

Join us as we begin our foray into the most hopeful horror movie franchise of all time: Wishmaster. It's like I Dream of Genie, but the genie's emotions range from diabolical to pedantic. Our wish? More Andrew Divoff!

Jason's back! Well, the slug monster that inhabits him is back, possessing bodies to do his unholy work. Did you know Jason was controlled by a slug monster? We didn't either. Join us as we bisect this sexy mess of a movie!

A woman's foray in horror/fantasy begins to blur reality as a serial killer with no face starts stitching on others people's face parts to assemble a new look. 

Three sassy lassies reunite with their queen bee from high school. But only after about 10 minutes, it becomes apparent that this New Year's celebration will be hilariously brutal.

Ricky's eyebrows go on a rampage, occasionally dressed as Santa, in this flashback of a flashback holiday classic.

A couple of ornery department store elves curse a group of "teenagers" after one of them mysteriously decides to bring an elf to the party and make a big deal about it.

A jewish man dressed as Santa terrorizes a Jewish community (and the rest of neighborhood by extension). Starring ex-pro wrestler Bill Goldberg and a bunch of uncredited, but famous, Jewish actors.

Gary Busey stars as the voice of a sneering, foul-mouthed gingerbread cookie that terrorizes the staff at a small bakery AND NOWHERE ELSE.

A smoke/vine monster massacres a bunch of teenagers while the adults quibble over the meaning of words. Will they figure out what the town already knew in time to save themselves? Who cares! 

Gobble, gobble, motherf*cker! A shit-talking demon turkey wreaks havoc after a 500 year slumber. Truly the greatest holiday classic since A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving.

A URL with disturbing footage kills the people who watch it. A murderer hosts live streams on the same URL, but is possibly a different service. And a ghost haunts anyone investigating either of these occurrences. With all this going on, no wonder the production team forgot to secure the rights to the URL! 

We're coming at you very calm...nothing but good vibes...just here to make fun of Mark Whalberg struggle to survive against hordes of evil plants...then we're going.

After dispatching his totally-into-this movie sister, Michael Myers rushes home to get ready for his reality TV debut. Starring Tyra Banks, Busta Rhymes, and a cappuccino machine.

A closeted gay man and his wildly irresponsible straight friend befriend an undead cowboy who loves to party. Will our heroes remember to protect the Crystal McGuffin from a different, evil undead cowboy after a raging house party materializes out of thin air?  Guest starring Bill Maher as himself and John Ratzenberger as a literal journeyman electrician.