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Comedians Joe Gatto and Steve Byrne always wanted to be one thing when they grew up…a cool mom. Why? Throughout their lives, both had strong, opinionated mothers who gave great advice. Now they're putting it to the test. In each episode, strangers will submit their dilemmas (no matter how big or small) for the Cool Moms Joe and Steve to discuss, deliberate, and ultimately deliver some wholesome, balls-on accurate motherly advice. Got a problem, yo’? Cool Moms will solve it. Watch: https://www.youtube.com/JoeGatto1
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It’s Episode 67 of Two Cool Moms. Up top, we get into stories about how Joe regularly raids stages at charity events to cause chaos and a discussion about how mind blowing the accessibility of content is. The mommies then reflect on Joe’s mother’s irrational fear of the microwave and Steve’s moms inability to tackle home decor. The questions pop off and lead the moms to cover what would be their comedic superpowers, what real talents they would want and how to handle regret.
On Episode 66 of Two Cool Moms, Mommy Steve has one hell of a story about how he ruined the night of a Vanderbilt. Also, Steve realized recently he was of Korean royalty and Joe recalls the time he got to play craps with a full blown Prince.Questions from fans cover all the bases. How do I help my kids make friends? Are the Mommies hiring? The right way to do family time when one of the parents are away from the family for long lengths of time? All the correct answers are given…or close to it.
Episode 65 of Two Cool Moms is here.
The mommies talk kids cursing and growing up with obscenities in their house, the differences between their mom and dad’s discipline tactics and debate that bowling is a real sport.
Once the questions start, the mommies dispense sage advice to high school graduates. Joe discusses poor facial hair choices and how in the multiverse of madness he may be a federal agent. They discuss the best birthdays ever and get one hell of a hypothetical about rebooting their life that leads them into discussing mental health.
It's time to slip into something more comfortable with Episode 64 of Two Cool Moms. The moms discuss why they never wear tank top guys and wish they could’ve gotten into ascots. Then when the questions come in the Moms’ give their favorite Father Day’s gifts and share their thoughts on giving tips to workers (or podcast comedians, link: https://bmc.link/TwoCoolMomsPod ). The mommies talk about the challenge on how to parent two very different children when it comes to their threshold for risk taking and bravery. Finally Joe gives a behind the scenes story about when he was a cave monster in the movie.
The moms are here with Episode 63. They discuss Steve’s gullibility, Joe’s life expectancy and how they both got picked on growing up. Then the questions lead the moms to fantasize about a 24 hours spree in Vegas, a recap to debotchery in New Orleans and how kidnapping vans are back in style. Steve hits a sexual moan tangent and then they discuss what is the best type of tree. Spoiler alert: it's a pam tree. Joe tells the story of that him and Murray had to throw their own TV premiere party because the cheap ass network wouldn’t do it. Finally, the mommies get into the cost benefit of the college experience and how they are cheap alumni to their respective universities.
Summer blockbuster season is upon us and the movie mommies are ready. Joe remembers the first ever Tenderloins performance in the San Francisco sketch festival where the boys bombed. Joe recaps the relationship of the boys and how it is to work with different comedic minds.
The moms get in a crazy debate when posed the question “If you could have a lifetime supply of anything what would it be?” And then they discuss the major differences when it comes to parenting a little boy or little girl. They also get very philosophical with some ridiculous scenarios. And people are asking to get what they want, another Two Cool Moms LIVE!
It's Episode 61 with the Cool Moms. Joe talks about how bad he is at cutting his son’s hair. This makes Steve reminisce about how bad his hair style choices were in high school. Questions come in and the moms discuss being Swifties (fans of Taylor), Ai artwork and how scary it can be especially when used on Disneyland characters, and then tackle the longest, hardest question ever posed to the moms.
Ah yes, it’s Episode 60. We get into it and Mommy Steve talks taping Sullivan & Son in front of a live studio audience. Joe talks about stealing props from Jokers. Then the questions start up a heated debate on who pays the bill when going out. The. Next, they give some parenting advice on how to cope with “mom guilt” by being a present parent. Also, the moms just remind people to shut up and live (respectfully)... just like Joe’s Fat fuck friend Steve.
Here comes Episode 59, and oh boy buckle up. Joe reminisces about how his father ran on little to no rest, the same way he does. And Steve admits he can play the recorder like a rockstar, but not smash it like a guitar. Once the fans check in, fan Owen lets the mommies know they handled a question well and asks for more help. Steve shares about how he was basically an Avenger for a night when he went to a Marvel movie premiere. Joe shares a sweet story about he used to do some light breaking and entering to watch red carpet premiere events in Hollywood. They also share some tips on how to survive long period travel with a partner.
In Episode 58, Mommy Steve is hangry. He needs pizza, so they decide to eat and talk. And as they do, all becomes more right in the world.
For Episode 57 the moms took their show live in front of an audience. Here is the recording from February 6th 2023 at Zanies Comedy Club in Nashville, Tennessee.
In Episode 56 the moms talk about awkward interactions with strangers and celebrities alike, recap some of the best live performances they’ve ever seen and the mystery and the lore of Whaler‘s Cove
The fans’ questions cover a wide array of topics like what is happiness, how to deal with acne and how to keep friends in your life. Also, Joe shares a story of how him and the boys were forced to put on an improv comedy show in an Old age home to pay off a debt.
As we start our 55th episode, Steve realizes how useless in his marriage he is and if his wife bites it first, he’s gonna have issues. When the conversation turns to the anatomy of a chicken (don’t ask) Joe realizes he has had it all wrong for quite some time.
Then questions come in and the moms give advice for new dads on how not to be sucky, moving with a dog and the importance of not thinking you are in love with a celebrity. Dumb people live in haunted houses, by the way.
It’s time for Episode 54 and the moms try to solve the mystery why do people decide to work for a fast food change in the airport vs. one in your neighborhood? And then discussion turns to the magnificence of airport dining and what they think their retirement looks like.
The questions come in asking for best side hustle, how to cast Joe and Steve in a sitcom series and deal with problems with the coach of their team. And they also deal some FANTASTIC advice on how to deal with writer’s block and how to mind your own business when it comes to your sister’s in-laws. And finally a side by side of Joe’s and Steve’s tweets show the disparity on their approach.
Episode 53 is here and the moms are all jazzed up! Steve talks about one of his recent best nights of standup. Joe explains how he and his mom talked about anything and everything…even boom booms. Then they get on and off topic when Joe’s weird body comes into play.
And the questions, oh the questions. How to get unstuck, where’s the merch and how have the moms inspired each other. And “Ju Jitsu Stone” writes in to humble brag.
In episode 52, the mommies get into a recap of the time Steve was unaware and inadvertently almost ruined the ending of Joe’s live show because he listened to his friend Johnny Walker. Steve gets into how he loves to improv on a comedy stage and Joe talks about how Jiggy bamboozled Joe into doing his first ever stand up set in Dublin Ireland.
Then the questions come in and the moms advise on how to adjust from going from one child to a second. Soon after, the opinions fly on sex tapes, how to have a cheap date and Steve tells how Joe always acts the fool and cannot stop himself from messing with strangers. It’s just how he lives his life!
Here in episode 51 the moms talk how LEGOs are currently bonkers. Then Joe talks about how Playmobil f’d him hard till 5AM one Christmas. Then the moms discuss massages and the oddity of fish feet massage and the weirdness of mud wraps. A tangent opens a discussion about what is the most famous house that ever appeared on tv or film.
A listener writes in and Joe drops some knowledge on how to deal with the fear of child birth. The guys then answer the question what they liked the best in each other’s TV shows. And a little behind the scenes tidbits from each. And finally answer what their TV show together would be.
The mommies celebrate their 50th episode the only way they know how, with crazy stories from their childhood and dishing out some stellar advice to listeners.
Here is Episode 49 and the moms get into talking tunes….Looney Tunes. To show their appreciation to the voice actors of days gone by, they try their hand at talking like cartoons and fail…hard.
The fan questions start off super awkward. The moms have to imagine which scenario is worse to be caught during their “alone time” by their child as an adult or their child when they’re younger. Hannah with 2 H’s needs some help on dealing with the pressures of taking relationships to the physical level. Finally a tough one gets the mommies a bit at odds about if a guy should skip his best friend’s wedding because his ex-wife will be there. DRAMA!!!!
The mommies present episode 48, and get into reminiscing about the fun of local media growing up and even nowadays. Both discover they had an affinity for the old school TV show Twilight Zone. Also the mommies’ daughters have shown a major interest in horror and their sons are easily freaked out. They realize their kids are mimicking them so they need to start paying attention.
Then the questions submitted are great ones, but the answers are admittedly not. A major debate breaks out about what’s the best super power and Joe gets into deep cut powers. And Jiggy chimes in to blow the moms balls off with some stats about the Albatross.
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you guys need to turn up your recording volume. love the podcast, it's super quite though