Certifiably MaD

Hello folks, welcome back. We take a more positive stance on just about everything this week. This one might be appropriately called "positively" MaD. This doesn't mean that evil doers are off the hook though! We still get after em and take em down a peg because they deserve it. Thanks for listening guys. Hope you enjoy it! Pce ***bUcKaWwWwW***

Hello folks. We have returned! That means we escaped the clutches of the demons for another week! Rejoice! Their system is crumbling under the weight of its own idiocy! Rejoice! Power to humanity! Anyways folks, we come to you from CMAD headquarters south where there are a shit ton of people living with no meaning whatsoever, what a crying shame. Maybe they'll tune it to get informed. There was a bunch of evil ass shit that transpired this week and we'll get into a few of the issues. Why do our leaders thrive on war? Simple question right? Shouldn't intelligent people be anti war? As america drags the world closer to wwiii all we can do is keep our side of the street clean folks. Think local and say your prayers! Shame on our politicians! Rejoice! 

Yo folks we're back! We know you missed us cuz where else do you get such interesting material? Anyways, this episode is jam packed with hot ass takes. We settle some issues definitively, others issues we argue over. Its up to you to decide who is right. Its another freestyle joint so tune in and give it a looksee. Thanks guys. Catch you next week!! ***BuCkAwWWwwwWWw***

Hola amigos! We're back in action this week on certifiably mad! We are celebrating the arrival of spring now that we made it through the eclipse. We freestyle this hoe so keep that pimp game strong and force this episode into your ear holes! Enjoy! Catch you next week! ***bUcKaWwWwWwW***

hello folks! welcome back to another run of golden audio! I say it almost every week but this one is required listening. We rely on our quick wits rather than notes for most of the episode and the results speak for themselves. Eclipse is allegedly happening soon so we cover that a bit but that represents only a small fraction of the overall content so tune in and get informed. We love you all! Thanks for listening! Catch you next week! ***bUcKAWWwwwWWWw*** 

Wazzup young Gs? When I say we are back in action, I mean it! We deliver this informative and encouraging episode with AUTHORITY! We are hopped up on natural maple syrup and motivated to defeat the demons who have invaded our earthly realm. He is risen tomorrow folks! Praise him, do not praise JB for he is a false prophet and his religion is a superstition. Love you guys, peace be with you. ***BuCKAwwwwWW***

hey folks! we're back in action even though they tried to use a blizzard to keep us off the airwaves, that's rookie level stuff, gonna have to do better than that bill. Give this one a listen and ascend to tier 2. Thanks for listening folks we'll catch you next week! ***BuckAWwwwWww***

Hey folks we're back! We are coming to you from the northern studio this week and our hope is to move your level of understanding about the world in a northerly direction as well. The episode is fire so peep it unless of course you prefer to live a listless meaningless existence. We love you all, especially our critics! Have a productive week and we'll catch you next time on C-MAD!!! ***bUcKawwWWWww***

Greetings folks! Welcome to yet another episode of certifiably mad with TD and JT! We come to you from the belly of the beast, portland maine! It was once a great and beautiful city but has since been destroyed by the communist menace. Makes you wonder how much longer their system will hold out, shouldn't be long now guys. Anyways, this week on the cmad traveling roadshow we lay down a hot podcast full of some topical stuff and some timeless stuff. The revolutionary spirit lives in us all folks may god allow our whispers to become shouts. Sit down, take a load off and get smart as hell. Thanks for listening! Catch you next week! ***BucKkawWWwWw***

Hello folks! We are live from the compound! If you don't like people making their dreams come true then turn this shit off because we are positive energy. We recap some moving stories, talk about the new compound and compound style living, JT throws down some unique and original philosophical takes that are sure to provoke thought, or the opposite of what JB and the demon class want. This one rocks yall! We love you, thank you for listening and we'll catch you next week! ***BuCkAWWwwww***

Hello future listener! We recorded mid week and scheduled a release for friday so hopefully it worked. This episode was a treat to record and will be the same on your end im sure, just delightful. Don't you want to be delighted? What kind of person says no to that question? Certainly only haters and losers. Listen and choose for yourself folks! Thanks guys! Catch you next week! ***bUcKaWwWW***

Hey guys, welcome back. This one is a very important listen. Thats really all I have to say about it. Hit play, see you next week players. ***BuckaWWwWwWW***

Yooo! We're back! Welcome to Certifiably MaD your source of light in a world full of darkness. This one is full of energy and zest and should not be missed by anyone. We start with some Tucker talk and go from there, who knows what you might learn? Press play and we'll catch you next week! Pce yall much love! ***BucKawwWWwwW***

It'sssss time! For the most recent episode of Certifiably MaD with your hosts Jackie Trans and Jermichael aka Tiny Dick! This episode rocks like all the ones before it and we cover a bunch of different stuff, including some coyote talk from JT which was very enlightening. That is FAR from the only topic we discuss obviously, take it for a spin and we'll catch you all next week! Be well! ***BuCKaWWww***

Hello guys! Welcome once again to another episode of Certifiably MaD hot off the presses. Its a long one, pause, so you're welcome! Enjoy! Catch you all next strong on CMAD! Pce outttt ***BuCCkkAWwwWWW***

Woooo! Whats going on dear listener?! We're 100% back and 100% sure this episode rips and tears in all the right ways. Ditch the therapist and get set for some real truth, free truth and universal truth (to us anyways). I wont spoil the ep so go ahead and press play on it, its fresh folks. Until next week, keep doing those push ups and stockpile chicken feed because when the lights go out, you shouldn't have to suffer sexually. Much love to you all! Pce ***BuckkAWWwww***

Yo fellas we're back in action this week on Certifiably MaD. We're making gains and slaying demons like always. What the fuck were they doing in those tunnels boys? It probably wasn't a tunnel of love if you know what I mean. Take it from me, tunnels are just the tip of the iceberg of this episode. It isn't mandatory listening (yet) but lets just say its "highly encouraged". Anyways folks, thanks so much for listening! Catch you next week! Just know that any housing situation that would make you distressed will also make your chicken distressed. ABOVE GROUND coops are a must and if I find out those fellas in NYC were housing chickens in those tunnels I'm gonna be PISSED. Much love! ***BucKAwwWWww***  

Hello everybody, happy new year. As we hurtle headlong into another year its important to take stock of what really matters in life: listening to this podcast. Thank you and we look forward to this year with great hope and anticipation, who the hell knows what this year will bring but you can rest assured TD and JT will be here to cover it all (demons will never win folks). I'll give you all a rest with the chicken talk this week! Thanks for listening, catch you next week! ***BuckAWwWwwwW***

Hello folks! RIP 2023. We've made it to the end of another year, they all said that bird flu would take people like us out.... but they were all wrong again. In this episode we recap 2023 and hit on the hot topics of the day as well as other evergreen and timeless topics. It isn't one to miss. Anyways, thank you all for riding with us all year, we have big plans for 2024 and we hope you will be chilling with us then too. Shirts will be going out as soon as we get them! Thank you! One last thing: new years resolutions. Chickens need romance too! Light a candle, scatter some rose pedals and resolve to love your partner intensely, no matter what they look or sound like. Cheers boys! ***BucKKAWWWwwWW***  

Wow guys, we made it to 100. Everyone said it couldn't be done but we did it anyways.  Merry Christmas to you all, even the losers and haters. This episode is as unrestrained as the rest! Please enjoy it in good health and good cheer (requirement). Thank you so much for listening, we'll catch you next week for the last episode of the year! Just one reminder before we break for the holiday, ensure you poke air holes in both the box AND wrapping paper! Nothing kills the Christmas vibes like a dead pleasure machine, I mean dead chicken under the tree! Keep it responsible, Santas's rules! ***bUccKAwwwwwwWWW***