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‘Patto & the Sunshine’

Author: Patto and Kirsten

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Light hearted, fun and laughter guaranteed. Joy bringing, from two old school friends who were brought back together by fate, for the purpose of brightening up your day. A bit of adult humour and language, but nothing too bad. Banter dominates throughout.
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This is it, maybe forever, who knows 🤷‍♂️In this episode, it was only right to explain the reasoning behind why Episode 5 was ‘so’ off the wall wrong 🙈😂Patto gives one more massive plug to push ‘Bantoon 👊’ and Pick up a pick up a Parkin from season 1 😂Loads of other randomness and a few thanks to all who have helped or listened along the way. Thank you all for listening/watching ❤️
The penultimate episode and by a country mile the most outrageous, yet hilarious episode ever recorded 😱😂A rare ‘Friday’ night recording slot meant an opportunity to have a few sociable drinks and with Patto around, what could possibly go wrong 😬😱The ‘threesome’ (oh matron), do this last but one episode, dressed as teletubbies and Patto demonstrates a warped imagination with the aid of his hands and a couple of green sleeves 🐸❤️🐸 By far the teams personal favourite episode to record, whi...
‘Snot Rocket Delight’ Yet another belter of an episode where Patto decides, it’s the episode to be super nice to Kirsten (see how well he managed)Kirsten explains the joys of a windy, wintery family walk 🙈 whilst Patto takes us through a recent experience of poor ‘supermarket etiquette’ for this weeks ‘wrongness and wrong-uns’ 😂Enjoy 30 minute of fun on us 😘
Bantoon 92 👊Patto let’s us into the hilarious school day bafoonery that is ‘Bantoon’ 👊 and is determined to get it trending World wide as a thing #Bantoon92 👊👊👊Kirsten tells us all about her trip to the ‘Ritz’ in London darling don’t you know 🙄‘Wrong-uns and Wrongness’ discusses the outrageous and every growing introduction of self serve tills 😡Tonnes of banter, laughter and a tremendous amount of focus on Pattos thinning hair line Enjoy, be happy and feel free to subscribe or share or don’t,...
The best way to describe episode 2 is “absolutely brutal” 😬Totally unplanned, the episode transpires to be one of total slating, put-downs and meanness personified but all in the name of fun and laughterIt ends up resembling a ‘celebrity roast’ minus the celebrity status 🙄Parental guidance advised but absolutely no hosts feelings were hurt during the production of this episode 😂
The pair return for season 2 with a difference but still encounter the same comedic outlay as before. This episode describes a ‘summer lovin’ experience for Patto with some hilarious own goals including an uncultured noodle bar experience he’d rather have not happened 😬🙈There’s a new feature called ‘Wrongness and Wrong uns’ which may lead you to never utilise the in-room hotel drink making facilities again 🤢As ever, Kirsten leaves us with her uplifting ‘Ray of Sunshine’ to conclude this ...
Back with what transpires to be a bonus episode, taking us through short snippets from episodes 13-24 of season 1.We hope this gives you some short reminders of the second half episodes or a taster of what to expect so you can download and listen to the episode in its full glory. So that’s us for now, 2 weeks holiday then back to the grindstone of planning and producing season 2 for your listening pleasure. Thank you everyone for downloading, listening and sharing us with others. We...
I’m simple terms, the team bring to you some very short sound bites from episodes 1-12 to recap the start of the journey. From a brief conversation in December 2021, to recording their 1st ever episode in February 2022, the pair are rightly proud of their achievements to date 😊We are all so very grateful of you all listening and can now boast having over 3,000 downloads and goodness knows how many more listens. We’ve decided to do a bonus episode (as Brad couldn’t fit it...
It’s the penultimate episode of season 1 and the team are here to have a laugh and raise a smile or two like the 23 episodes before.In this episode, it’s been suggested that the pair may have more than just a professional(ish) 😂 relationship, with a few insinuations that they maybe having an ‘affair’ 💄💋Therefore, Patto and Kirst face it head on and try to illustrate a range of things they’d rather do, than have an affair with each other 🤮😂All the other usual stuff and a slightly longer episod...
Back to real time recording 😬Patto & The Sunshine reunite to record for the first time in several weeks and their non existent planning leads to an impromptu episode with as much structure as 4 billion grains of sand 🙄That said, their free flowing conversation wanders down rabbit holes that no rabbits 🐇 (or even burrowing snakes 🐍) would ever go down 😀Learn all about Patto’s outrageously expensive birthday weekend in Edinburgh and his freezer drama upon his return home 🥶Fact of the week g...
It’s Pattos Birthday 🎂🍾🥂🎊🎁🎈🎉 and the team make a ‘really big’ effort in honour of the great man 🤷‍♂️Patto ‘literally’ goes all in with everything he knows about the self proclaimed, greatest day (7) and most specialist month (7) in the Gregarian 🤷‍♂️ and Babarian 🤷‍♂️ calendars to name a few 😮🤔😂Even on his birthday, mutiny is clearly at play within the ranks as Pattos ‘Fact of the Week’ is prolonged by Kirsten & Brads relentless derailing tactics against the birthday boy...
So, just like episode 15 ‘The big feature swap’, Patto & The Sunshine’ swap features yet again Patto (predictably) calls Kirst’s ‘Fact of the Week’ a complete pile of 💩Another great edition of Pat vs Kirst, where they do ‘Guess the Film lines’ and Kirsten has a proper mare (check the Braveheart guess out) 😳😂Patto does this weeks ‘Little Ray of Sunshine’ and goes seriously spiritual but uses it as yet another disguised opportunity to give it to the sunshine right on her nose 😜A...
‘Patto & The Sunshine’ proudly bring to you ‘Episode 20’ 😳 and it’s title should’ve been :-‘How the hell did we manage that’ 🤷‍♂️😂In ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ the ever accurate Patto, will let you into an historic and geographical secret kept since 7 AD forged by all the great leaders of that time such as Tuttencarmoon 🤷‍♂️ & Magical Mr Asristopholeese 🐯🤷‍♂️ 🤣A great edition of Pat vs Kirst where they have a famous ‘duo off’ and Kirsten plays a very clever hand 😉 before going into and her ...
Patto & The Sunshine’ have finally managed to record episodes in the bank to give that safety net but are so proud they’ve always managed to publish a weekly episode against all odds 😊This episode consists of a typically classic nightmare for Patto, resulting in a dental disaster of epic proportions 😬🦷The ‘Fact 🤥 of the Week’ will literally leave you ‘Shell Shocked’ 🐢 but we guarantee your ribs will hurt with laughter 🤣😂A great edition of Pat vs Kirst and the usual ‘Little Ray of Sunshine...
And so the wild and whippy duo return with another outrageous episode of Patto & The Sunshine. You do not (or maybe if you’re under 18 you will) want to miss ‘Patto’s’ preposterous ‘Fact of the Week’ (but it is hilarious) 🤣This episode contains a mixture of all the usual features, trade offs and real life stories (sensationalised where Patto’s concerned 🙄) along with Kirsten using her metaphoric jab to keep Patto on the back foot where needed 🤪🥊Brad had his work cut out on the bleepi...
Here they are, serving you up with another portion of banter, disagreements and as far as Patto’s concerned, a load of complete tosh 🙈😂 (although he genuinely thinks he’s right 😳)You may learn something with Kirsten’s ‘New feature’ of ‘What, Why, How’ 🤔. This podcast is quite possibly the most informative podcast available to download 🤥That coupled with yet another outlandish and according to Patto, 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ , To top it off, we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s...
The deadly duo return true to form with their tennis game of slurs and put downs 🎾🙈😂Yet another 100% accurate ‘fact of the week’ 🤥 (you wont want to miss this one 😂) , we’ve got ‘Patt vs Kirst’ and Kirsten’s ‘Little ray of sunshine’ They don’t like to give too much detail in these bios, they simply want you to listen, be astounded and to properly laugh or as an absolute minimum smile hard ☺️
Oh Lordy lord 😂🤣Yet another episode jam packed with laughter and banter from start to finish 👌🏻🤣😂Pattos offer in Ep14 of finally giving Kirsten her much sought after shot at doing the ‘fact of the week’, he insisted she also do ‘song of the week’ as an additional condition = an absolutely hilarious disaster To even things out, Patto took up the baton and performed Kirsten’s ‘little ray of sunshine’ feature and you are in for an absolute treat 😳🤣With the definitive birth of a new feature calle...
If an emoji could sum up this episode then it would be this 🤣There’s change in the air as Patto promotes changes in advance of episode 15 and is this the birth of a new feature in the making 🤔🤔This episode will confirm your thoughts as to if these pair are on the ‘rate bus’ or what? The ‘fact of the week’ steels the show in episode 14, yet there’s all the usual features and ad hoc discussions which brings together another fabulously funny episode 👌🏻😂We hope you enjoy and if you do, pleas...
The team pull it out the bag again. Patto turned up feeling fatigued and less than in a great place to be smashing a joyous podcast out. That said, with the help of Brad and the Sunshine, he soon came back to winning ways and the end results seem to be getting better and better. Turns out Kirsten’s been a criminal from the age of six (that’s 6) and Patto always knew she was a ‘wrong un’ 😊Patto tells us about his first Dad and Lad holiday abroad (with his Dad), which ended up l...
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