Gym Was Cancelled: A Buffy Podcast

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Merry Christmas, Slayers! In this episode, Stasch and Jess talk about the dark place Angel finds himself in. Where is Buffy shopping? Why is everyone wearing coats? Yay, Faith is back!! Cordelia is off to Colorado, hey we live there! Willow is officially Jewish. Xander doesn't suck so much this time, but Joyce's word choice does. Oz is still the best. There are Christmas lights, Dean trees, unclear resolutions, and a reason Gym Was Cancelled

We would give you a description, but we ate some candy and now we don't feel like it.

Homecoming episode! They rented a limo. Buffy will not be in the yearbook. Scott Hope dumps Buffy. It always feels like somebody's watching me. Cordelia is not as fun this episode. Xander and Willow suck. Xander is poor. Buffy looks cute in a Tiara! Stasch is Meh about the Mayor. Giles got the short end of the stick last season. Faith is the undisputed champion. Nobody won for homecoming queen. Except those random girls. There's Cheating, there's spiney looking head demons, and there's a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

Call of the Wild! Apparently. Silly Rabbits. Saxophones are not just for Jazz, Jess. Jeesh. Poker is not for Giles, and Giles is not for Xander. But Buffy gets favorited after Faith punched her right in the face. Then she is a Liar (which is fine). Therapy is important okay, don't kill your therapist. Debbie had been broken for a while. Pete wants to fight Oz and Stasch is here for it. Stasch thinks Pete is more like the Hulk and less like Jekyll and Hyde. RIP Debbie. Not Pete. Angel shouldn't have saved the day... maybe. You can't save someone who doesn't want to save themself. There is maybe (definitely) a limo in the next episode, Jess never watched the Simpsons, and there is a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

A Slayer's in town and you're gonna be in trouble hey now hey now and oh WE'RE BACK! After a long break, there is an exciting opening to the episode and Jess and Chelsea are all about Oz and Willow cuteness. Hello, Scott Hope. Jess is so white. Mr. Trick was always gonna eat that kid... or was he? DO VAMPIRES EAT? "Hes like... you killed me... mrehh". What sound is Willow talking about?! Buffy honed... or did she? There's a new slayer on town! Buffy is THE slayer... or is she? Joyce was cool about someone being a slayer. Kissing toast. Taquitos. Khaki Trousers. How does aging cleave your hands and feet? Is he older than the master? THERE IS NO SPELL! Your real home's in your chest. Inflation sucks. Willow spoke first. Faith was always here to mess with Buffy.. or was she? And just like Gym Was Cancelled... ANGEL'S BACK! There was Faith the Slayer, There was Scott Hope, There's Mr. Trick, and there's a reason Gym Was Cancelled Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

Surprise! Katie is back for season 3 to really start off. Earl's Mom is here too! Is she the bad guy? Is anyone even really the good guy? Who just answers someone's phone at a party?! Communication can be hard, and we'd all run away even though that's definitely the wrong call. Zombies are involved, so we know Jess is having a bad time, even if it is a good metaphor. We'll have to get out the company plates for this one. There's some conflicting feelings, we made you look, and there's a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

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PART TWO! Let's pop some quizzes. "We'll draw chalk around where the body is, that way we'll know where it was". Callback to When She Was Bad. Angel wouldn't want them to save Angelus for him. 'Ello Ripper. Joyce is a disappointment. Willow is a badass. Is Willow witchy because she DIED in Halloween?!? Angelus low key wants to die maybe. Stasch finished season 2!! All the vampires are so good this season. Joyce is sorry Xander isn't. Willow has resolve face. Dog me. Not the heart! Someone wasn't worthy. There are defied expectations, regrets from Mommy Summers, and a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

PART ONE! The year is 1753, unless the subtitles hid it. Giles almost had a friend in this archeologist guy Doug. Lunch is another class now. The accents are confusing. THE FLOPPY DISK! 1898 Angel gets a soul. What word did Willow say?! KENDRA! Stasch didn't like The Judge. GILES' ORB COULD HAVE SAVED JENNY? Nice shoes, Willow. How does Whistler know everything?? Poor Xander, Poor Cordelia, Poor Everybody. Except Oz. Giles is not okay. Joyce finds out. The scene is super rough. Willow wants to try again, Xander sucks. Or does he? Bad things are happening for Buffy. What's up with Snyder? Drusilla is a big ho. That's not what Willow said! Poor Buffy. There is blood, there is tears, and there's a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

Shark man or shark man attack?! Apparently Stasch knew it the whole time. JONATHAN! It is wrong to pee in pools bro, but Willow cracked him like an egg. The swim team sucks, just like this episode. The coach was a believable liar. SHANE WEST!! Buffy knew they'd go home. Imagine a gym coach just having a gun on school property. Snyder sucks almost as much as this episode. Cordelia loves Xander more than she is shallow, Which wins the episode. (Go watch The Shape of Water.) Athletes are treated differently. Victim shaming is not okay. Drugs are bad, don't do them. They change you. We have the best listeners. There are fish people, there are drugs, and there's a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

Hello hello! Rayne is back and there's been some phases. Buffy is anti-boy, Willow is not. Ooh, ghosts! Buffy has an attitude. Angelus wants to screw Spike's girlfriend. The spell doesn't work! Ghosts are terrifying because emotions. The yearbook was from 1955. Why didn't Angelus kill Buffy?! Jess is a fan of the Lego Batman Movie, but didn't go OJ on her girlfriend. Spike grew physically AND emotionally. Jess has more strong opinions on Drusilla and Angel. Snyder sucks. We miss Bob-o. Forgiveness is important for the forgiver and forgiven. We LOVE listeners. There's talk of the Season Finale, there's kicked over wheelchairs, and there's a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Find more Rayne at: https://www.instagram.com/therayneworks/ Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

Harbor Freight does NOT sell shackles. Now that we have that out of the way, floppy discs did not have a lot of storage. Buffy encounters some surprises on patrol this week. The hospital scene was... odd. Cordelia is the only one who noticed the thing. Was it a dream?! Xander and Cordelia just commit a small felony, no big deal. Jess likes her monsters to look like David Boreanaz. Let's just leave the invisible corpse in the basement, it's fine. Jess and Willow both don't know how to play doctor. This was a good Xandelia episode. Everyone loves Cordelia. Oz should have been in the episode. Xander needs a life. Mental health is important. There was German talk, there was some cool podcast recommendations, and there's a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod

Happy Anniversary! It's been a whole year since the first episode of the podcast was released. Jess messed up the date of the first recording. Buffy needs to learn to hone already! Angelus likes to charcoal art (we guess?). Cordelia's car is #1 priority. Jonathan sighting! Glad Buffy's finally on board with Stasch's concern for her mom. Jenny is in love with Giles! We are glad Willow's fish are dead (well... Stasch is anyways). Drusilla is a bitch. Bring back the soul! Bring back the soul! Angelus spills the beans about Buffy's exploits. Jenny should have told Giles. What are you doing. Willow is the best. Buffy has The Talk. Poor Giles. Dean and Stasch are on the Xander train. Giles fighting Angelus is dope. We need a time-line of Angelus' life. Stasch almost had Jenny's death spoiled! We loved her, RIP Jenny (Pour one out on your couch for her). We'll miss her. There was death, tears and a reason Gym Was Cancelled. Contact Us: GymsCancelledPod@gmail.com https://twitter.com/GymCancelledPod https://www.instagram.com/gymcancelledpod https://www.facebook.com/gymcancelledpod