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Gregory Akerman has read the Bible, so you don’t have to
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You know how that Jesus fella had some siblings right? Well if you didn’t know he did and now you know. This is a letter from one of those! Enjoy. Also - apologies to the rich and the American evangelical christians. Is not my words! its gods.
And here we go with the Book of Hebrews. Another letter this one, and this is 100 percent defo written by a woman. I reckon.
OK dead short this one - like, offensively short, which goes nicely with the offensive chat about slavery that it has. yeah …
I thought we were done with Paul letters. What with him dying last episode. Ah well, here’s a dead short one that is heroically offensive. Sorry ‘bout that.
Well, its the second letter to Timbo isn’t it. And then hopefully we will never have to say the name Timothy ever again
We move away from letters to massive groups and get one written to one solitary individual. The embodiment of all Tims of the world
Back once again with the Pauline master. BB damage with the ill behaviour … etc
“Hey you there boy - what day is it?”“Today? Why its better bible day sir”“It is? Then the spirits did it all in one night”Or something. Hiya! Hope you guys are doing well. Here’s your latest Paul letter. He does like to go on doesn’t he.
What’s that Paul? You’ve written another letter? WHAT A SHOCKER MATE!
Here we go with yet another Paul letter begging for money. I might start following Paul’s example and end each episode saying “you don’t have to pay me guys but I know good people pay me and I know you’re not evil”. Think it’ll work?
Another letter - this one features, would you believe, more aggression to women, more anger in general, and silly chat about amour. enjoy
This is a little one and my goodness! isn’t paul an angry boy? so strap in for about 6 minutes of shouting! SORRY!
And its time for the concluding shout at the corinthians - and this one i have to warn you - gets a little bit smutty
And here we go with another great letter from the Paul fella who defo isn’t an obnoxious silly sausage
Now that we’re ploughed through all that silly narrative nonsense - lets get involved with one metric job load of letters from Paul to ALL OF THE WORLD ISH! and we begin with one that’s a little hot and heavy! Paul chats to the Romans.
Here we go then - we’re all done with those gospels but have this kinda 5th gospel ish. Basically its going “now listen to this story about the other jesus!”
And now it is time for the fourth and final gospel! That's right - the first and last time bible ever gets a bit repeaty has come to an end!
I give unto yous - the third gospel in the new testament. and ALOT happens in this one. but don't worry, i can speak quickly so we shall bang through this little sausage
And onwards to number 2 - which is of course, a tad similar to the first one. But it’s shorter. and much more hectic. But enough about what i’m up to. how are you guys? any news?
We are back - and we open with one of 4 books all saying he same story. Which is a novel way to begin isn’t it. Anyway, we are about to be introduced to a fellow by the name of Jesus. Never heard of him myself, but lets see what he’s got about him shall we?
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