My Momma Told Me

Our guest, comedian Jamel Johnson's momma, is worried that the government is trying to make people small and tries to pitch Mama Mia X to Langston and David. As we look into the history of homunculi, we learn the scientists were mixing...seeds—also, carnival slavery and car-jitsu. Girls breaking up fights. We were robbed of reggae pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean. Grills. Steel drums, and Keira Knightley twerking! Imagine what we lost. We cast Coming to America 3 and ponder what other classic Black films need sequels. Plus, a fan calls, wondering if white people decompose faster than Black people, and that's why they need to be buried faster. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

For the first time, comedian Herman Wrice brings us a classic legend. We're discussing thee American legend Bigfoot. Is the abominable snowman and the yeti the same genus as Bigfoot? What's the real story behind the hoax? Did they find Bigfoot in Sanoma, California? We review the Razor camera footage. This is why they won't say Jesus is Black; if we knew, there'd be anarchy in the streets. Is a giraffe a stretched out horse? What did Montelle Jordan mean when he said, "I can get mine in a big black truck"? How good does Master P get? We answer these burning questions, and a listener calls to ask if the Colin Kaepernick kneel was a setup. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Historically, Dewayne Perkins has had between thirty and forty barbers, and his observation - they're all homophobic. Or at least, the culture of the shop encourages men to feign homophobia to fit in. In the homorotic spaces of locker rooms, sports fields, and barbers' chairs, is there a response from straight men to try to counter that energy? Langston shares the traumatic experience of having the same haircut as his mom. Could a kissing booth heal homophobia? Is the barbershop too expensive? Should we be getting our hair cut less? Plus, a caller believes we're living in a simulation. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Youngest children are spoiled children. That's comedian, Tacarra Williams, theory courtesy of her eldest children. Langston and David discuss whether or not parents deserve grace, the validity of muckbangs, and debate the validity of priority pick-up. Plus an exhausted caller from Utah swears he's not drunk, just high. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Optimus Prime a c**n who betrayed his fellow cars? David wonders how long it is too long to keep your eyes closed in the barber's chair. Langston has one of the most unhinged conspiracy theories yet submitted to the podcast: Did Optimus Prime betray the Autobots by supporting the human race? Y'all see how we treat cars? Disgusting! Plus, the guys answer two voicemails. The first caller states that robot slang anthropomorphizes robots, and the second thinks Diddy purposely cast Anthony Mackie as Tupac in Notorious, the caller's only connection to the legendary rapper.  SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the moon landing staged? Langston and David hang out with Vincent Bryant (BET's The Ms. Pat Show) and talk about this infamous conspiracy theory and get down the the nitty gritty. Tangents go off about whether billionaires are planning to send people to the moon, Buzz Aldren punching someone in the face, and of course, track marks on the moons. Also, did you know the moon is the biggest crack rock? The guys answer a voicemail about the talked about "hard wigs, soft life" conspiracy theories. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON 800 POUND GORILLA YOUTUBE INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you step on a crack, will you truly break your mom's back? Langston and David sit down with comedian, Jazmyn W. (YouTube and TikTok) to talk about this classic old wives tale. They discuss racist nursery rhymes, Goofy's sexuality, and even pitch ideas for the next Tyler Perry movie. Plus, we discuss whether saying "titty" or "coochie" in front of your parents is acceptable. Lastly, we step into sensitive territory regarding height and ask ourselves: does 5'8'' even exist? SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David continue the conversation of reality television not being real with Kevin Fredericks in this two-part series. They even get into out-of-pocket reality programs that actually aired on television: Some including Blackface and some including sperm racing (you read that right!). Lastly, the guys answer a voicemail that sounds 100% accurate, which forces Langston to revisit his nightclub wardrobe of the 2010s. Let's just say it involves a lot of bow ties... SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is reality television all a bunch of lies? Langston and David sit down with past guest and Internet comic sensation, Kevin Fredericks fka KevOnStage. They get down to the nitty gritty and become riff machines throughout this episode. They even introduce Kevin 30 minutes into the podcast...truly does he need an introduction? Questions arise: Who's orchestrating these TV stunts? Would you eat YOUR grandma's homemade sushi? Is Air Bud really that great of a dog? - and many more! This episode is so good, we didn't want to cut anything out, so come back next week for Part 2 and brace yourself for more nonsense. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This episode of My Momma Told Me goes all over the place. We don't even have a dedicated conspiracy, but you know conspiracy talk happens. Langston and David are joined by dear Black conspirator Will Miles (SouthSide, Grown-ish). They discuss ideas like SeaWorld getting us comfortable with slavery again through booking millenial hip hop artists, mega church pastors being trolls, and of course, Love Island being another off shoot of slavery. They answer a voicemail from a Lil' Momma about smoke detector psyops...even proclaiming Langston and David as "BlackAnons". Plus, we are demanding Hollywood to remake Baby Boy through the perspective of Melvin. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a Langston and David episode this week and they discuss a plenty: titties vs. ass technology, Shakespeare, the future of immigration (the answer may surprise you),  and much more. Plus, they answer listener voicemails about Shannon Sharpe and good quality lady bits.  SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does the animal kingdom have different races? Langston and David hop into conspiracy talks right from the get go with Chris 'CP' Powell (Sunday After Six Special, Hot Mic on Kevin Hart's LOL Radio) to fully discuss this idea. They discuss about animal categories, orcas, and of course, African Bees and those infamous UNC bees. Talks about band aids in tacos and gay robots launch the episode, stay with us on this...what do you expect from a conspiracy theory podcast?  SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David get together with writer and actor Carl Tart (Saturday Night Live, Grand Crew) again, this time about lactose intolerance. Yes, we lay down some facts about Black people and milk. Do all Black people get to a point where they turn lactose intolerant? David will absolutely not be okay, Langston can drink it but will have regrets, and Carl apparently has a stomach of steel. Remember people who drank milk during dinner growing up? Nasty! We also get into an Eddie Murphy conspiracy from a listener voicemail.  SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the world fully or partially hollow? Langston and David hang out with returning guest, Chinedu Unaka (LOL Live! on Hulu, Abbott Elementary) about this rising TikTok conspiracy theory. We learn along the way how valuable bird poop is to the world, why we can't travle fully around the south or north pole, and if eating sea fowl is acceptable form of food. Plus. we answer voicemails about those creepy giant skeletons. No one has any business of keeping up Halloween decorations for that long! SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the welfare system created in order to keep Black men out of the home? Langston and David talk with Internet sensation Blakely Thornton about this nasty conspiracy. They talk about Ronald Reagan's cruel stereotype, the veil of truth behind WHO truly benefits from welfare, and beating up white doctors (emotionally). Plus, they answer a voicemail about the chicken wing shortage of 2021. This conversation goes all over the place, but strap in Lil' Mommas, you know the through lines of our silly mess. Plus, did you know Barbara Walters is dead? SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did the music industry decide gangster rap would replace the militant sound of Public Enemy and X Clan? Langston and David sit down with returning guest, Diallo Riddle (South Side, One Song Podcast) about this conspiracy theory. They dig up info on the infamous secret meeting that "allegedly" took place and the game changers who put gangster rap on the music map. We learn that you can't hook up while listening to N.W.A and that Michael Jordan's flu game may have been a cover-up for a good ol' hangover. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Langston and David open up with updates: Gborie's latest purchase, Mexican markets selling African goods, Langston disowning his last name...the episode zigs and zags, just keep up Lil' Mommas! They make a declarative statement that sheds light on the spectacle/illness that has fallen on America: Love Island. Lastly, the guys answer listener voicemails about burnt hotdogs, hairy nether regions, ICE, and light-to-dark skin gradient scale. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is the CIA exploiting incarcerated Black Americans and the race for a mind control agent? Langston and David sit down with the talented Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola (Jury Duty, South Side) about this unsettling conspiracy theory. They get into talks about MKUltra and the nasty things the CIA did to repress and abuse marginalized groups and to key members of the Civil Right movements. The conversation floats to an even more pressing matter: #QuincysList. We answer an voicemail about MLK Jr's affair being an FBI set up. We hope Coretta was able to get her groove on too. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Does the illuminati only comprise of Black celebrities? Langston and David sit down with sports journalist and podcaster extraordinaire Jemele Hill (Spolitics Podcast) as the three of them get down to business about the illuminati, but more specifically, the Black people who make up this infamous secret society. Why aren't there more discussions about white celebrities in the illuminati? Why isn't Langston's orthopedist in the illuminati? Is the word "illuminati" Italian? The answers will disappoint you. Lastly, we get an out-of-pocket voicemail about the Black male loneliness epidemic and get to the bottom of white women in cookie monster pajama pants. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Giants once roam the Earth? Langston and David sit down with friend of the show, Mandal, to discuss this popular Internet conspiracy theory. It's been discussed over TikTok, even the bible - how much truth is out there about giants? They discuss about the Blue people of Appalachia and the biggest primate with the most intentional name. They answer a voicemail about Kevin Durant, NBA's #1 giant. SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com LEAVE US A VOICE MESSAGE AT 844-LIL-MOMS (844-545-6667) LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/ FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.