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FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, we relive one of the most iconic moments in Premier League history — Sergio Aguero’s last-minute goal that won Manchester City the league — through the eyes of the man who was right there behind it all: Joe Hart.Joe takes us inside the chaos, tension and sheer disbelief of that unforgettable day, explaining exactly what it felt like as the clock ticked down, the panic set in, and then… everything changed in an instant. From the raw emotion on the pitch to the scenes in the dressing room afterwards, this is the full, unfiltered story of football’s most dramatic title finish.The lads also dig into the surreal aftermath — celebrating while Manchester United were hosting their own awards night, the media madness that followed, and how that single moment reshaped Manchester City forever.ChumbawambaFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive headfirst into one of football’s most nostalgic — and surprisingly controversial — topics: kits. From childhood shirt disasters and knock-off classics to the shirts that made entire generations fall in love with the game, the lads break down what makes a kit truly iconic.Crouchy shares first-hand memories of his earliest football strips (including one that didn’t survive warm-ups), while the boys debate whether people genuinely look better in football shirts, which kits should never make a comeback, and where wearing a jersey in public officially becomes unacceptable behaviour.There’s also chat about vintage gold, England shirts in everyday life, the unspoken rules footballers live by, and a reminder that some fashion trends really were best left in the past. Plus, a detour into Mila Kunis, Watford shirts, and why manifesting football dreams might actually work…Let us know in the comments: What’s the greatest football kit of all time — and would you wear it on a night out?00:00 – Subscribe plea and opening chaos01:10 – Birthday chat and unexpected messages03:05 – “HBD” texts and why the game’s gone04:00 – Another Watford manager sacked05:00 – Could the podcast actually manage Watford?06:30 – Training with Macclesfield and FA Cup buzz07:55 – Sponsoring walk-out jackets on live TV09:10 – The Mila Kunis interview resurfaces10:40 – Giving Ashton Kutcher a Watford shirt12:50 – Are people hotter in football kits?16:00 – First ever football kits (and ruining them)18:45 – Knock-off shirts and iron-on badges21:30 – Being “given” better kits as a kid24:00 – Arsenal schoolboy days and iconic kits26:10 – Chelsea kits everyone wanted28:30 – The worst kits of the 90s31:00 – Wearing football shirts on a night out33:20 – Vintage kits as fashion statements35:45 – Iconic England kits and forgotten classics38:10 – Can footballers wear kits casually?41:00 – Penalty heartbreak memories and iconic shirts44:10 – Legendary teams making kits iconic47:00 – Should England ever have a shirt sponsor?50:00 – Injury-time chaos and modern football debates53:30 – Extra time, late goals and “Fergie time”56:30 – Weekend results and prediction league drama59:30 – Messages and closing banterThis episode is sponsored by The AA, the UK’s No.1 breakdown provider. It’s OK with the AA, they’re the fastest major breakdown provider with more patrols up and down the country, 24/7, 365 days a year. So, if you want that peace of mind and be back on the road in no time - Join today at theaa.com/crouch T&Cs apply. Verify claims at theaa.com/bestFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
FROM THE VAULT: In this clip, Gary Oldman opens up about his lifelong love for Manchester United — from being mesmerised by George Best as a kid to watching the modern game lose its sense of loyalty and identity.The Oscar winner reflects on the era of the first XI, players who stayed for decades, and why today’s constant churn has changed the relationship between fans and clubs. He also shares why texting Sir Alex Ferguson still feels surreal, and critique's that infamous Casillero del Diablo advert starring Wayne Rooney; Ryan Giggs and Patrick Evra... and the Oscar goes to who?ChumbawambaFor more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by the one and only Marcus Mumford for a wide-ranging, hilarious, and surprisingly football-obsessed chat. From charity matches and penalty shootouts with José Mourinho, to growing up as a die-hard AFC Wimbledon fan, Marcus opens up on how deeply football is woven into his life and music.The lads dive into unforgettable stories from the Grenfell charity match, playing alongside Premier League legends, and why grassroots football still hits harder than the modern game. Marcus also lifts the lid on life at the very top of music — from Glastonbury and Hyde Park to playing at the White House, meeting Barack Obama, and getting a no-nonsense songwriting pep talk from Noel Gallagher.There’s chaos too, as Crouchy’s Spanish guitar challenge gathers pace, gigs are planned (and refused) around England kick-offs, and Marcus explains why hearing his music on Match of the Day was a bigger moment than almost anything else.Music, football, side quests, and a proper debate about whether the game really has gone — this one has it all.00:00 – Subscribe song, intro & opening chaos02:15 – Sid’s holiday, previous guests & missing episodes05:10 – Guitar chat, New Year resolutions & festival fantasies08:40 – Kasabian, Finsbury Park & learning guitar late in life11:55 – Marcus Mumford joins the podcast14:30 – Grenfell charity match & scoring past José Mourinho19:05 – Visiting Mourinho at home & the “pantomime villain” role23:10 – Playing with football legends27:55 – New album Prizefighter & why it’s his favourite record32:40 – Hyde Park, Glastonbury & refusing to gig during England games37:10 – AFC Wimbledon, grassroots football & fan ownership41:45 – Football chants, Match of the Day & music in stadiums46:20 – Noel Gallagher’s brutal songwriting advice50:05 – Touring chaos, Mexico gigs & running into the sea mid-show54:30 – “Games Gone”, VAR & what football has lost57:10 – Chris serenades Marcus Mumford as a farewell58:05 – Paddy Power segment01:02:40 – Listener messages01:08:20 – Final thoughts, teasers & episode wrap-upThis episode is sponsored by The AA, the UK’s No.1 breakdown provider. It’s OK with the AA, they’re the fastest major breakdown provider with more patrols up and down the country, 24/7, 365 days a year. So, if you want that peace of mind and be back on the road in no time - Join today at theaa.com/crouch T&Cs apply. Verify claims at theaa.com/bestFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris are holed up in a fancy hotel room ahead of a Hollywood-style chat with none other than John Bishop. From ball boy chaos at Watford to AFCON towel-gate madness, the lads kick things off with some classic football nonsense before diving into an incredible life story.John opens up about the sliding doors moment that changed everything - missing Istanbul, walking away from a secure job, and somehow ending up with a Hollywood film based on his life, directed by Bradley Cooper. We hear how stand-up comedy nearly went wrong in front of the England squad, what it takes to win over a hostile room, and why being relaxed might be the most powerful weapon of all.There’s Liverpool chat, Anfield directors’ box madness, iconic songs making their way into movies, and a reminder that football - just like life - can turn on one tiny moment. Plus, awkward hotel goodbyes, junket disasters, and proof that ball boys are officially on one.As always, let us know in the comments - what’s your biggest sliding doors moment?00:00 - Hotel room chaos and setting the scene02:10 - Crouchy’s “ultra-professional” car collection story04:45 - Why golf is boring… until it isn’t06:05 - Watford vs Millwall and the ball boy disaster08:00 - AFCON final madness and towel-gate10:30 - Introducing John Bishop13:45 - How a film about John Bishop even happened16:25 - Bradley Cooper gets involved18:45 - How true the film is to John’s real life20:05 - John Bishop vs the England dressing room24:10 - The art of winning a hostile crowd26:40 - Growing up a Liverpool fan30:15 - Sitting in the Anfield directors’ box33:30 - The Liverpool song moment in the film40:05 - Istanbul, missed finals and sliding doors46:20 - Could John Bishop do stand-up for England again?49:10 - Awkward goodbyes and junket chaos51:40 - Butterfly effects and career-defining momentsThis episode is sponsored by The AA, the UK’s No.1 breakdown provider. It’s OK with the AA, they’re the fastest major breakdown provider with more patrols up and down the country, 24/7, 365 days a year. So, if you want that peace of mind and be back on the road in no time - Join today at theaa.com/crouch T&Cs apply. Verify claims at theaa.com/bestFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris dive headfirst into the magic — and madness — of the FA Cup. Fresh off an unforgettable third round, the lads break down one of the greatest underdog stories you’ll ever hear, as non-league Macclesfield stun Crystal Palace and remind everyone why this competition still matters.Crouchy opens up about why these moments genuinely move him, sharing his love for the underdog and why football stories like this never lose their power. We hear firsthand from FA Cup hero Sam Heathcote — a PE teacher by day — as he joins the pod straight from the car en route to his next game, still buzzing from the biggest moment of his life.Elsewhere, the conversation turns darker as the lads unpack the brutal realities of the January transfer window. Sids delivers a painfully honest story about a training-ground moment that changed everything, revealing just how quickly confidence, careers, and clubs can turn… From muddy six-yard boxes to that infamous line — “we won’t stop you” — this episode has it all.FA Cup magic, transfer trauma, darts obsession, Spanish songs, and absolute chaos. This is football in all its glory.00:00 - Welcome back, energy and settling in03:42 - Crouchy’s holiday glow and chaotic catch-up06:40 - Back in the studio and the pod’s evolving setup09:27 - FA Cup third-round draw reactions10:16 - The Macclesfield vs Palace shock explained12:14 - Why non-league FA Cup stories hit harder14:57 - Calling FA Cup hero Sam Heathcote and teammates live18:00 - A PE teacher by day, giant-killer by night21:35 - Was there belief before the upset?24:00 - The aftermath: celebrations, chaos and reality26:30 - Coming down from the FA Cup emotional high29:23 - FA Cup fallout and Tottenham reaction32:10 - Sidwell’s January transfer experiences36:54 - The training-ground moment that changed everything39:06 - “I’ve never felt so degraded” — career crossroads42:10 - The phrase players fear: “We won’t stop you”46:30 - Why January transfers mess with your head47:20 - Paddy Power segment53:40 - Will the heat affect our World Cup?58:40 - Final reflections on FA Cup magic and January realityFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
New year, same chaos. Crouchy's dialling in from Dubai, Sid’s gone full flamenco, and Chris is still reeling from missing the greatest night in Ally Pally history.In this episode, the boys catch up post-Christmas and somehow end up covering robot massages, dodgy gift-giving, Sidwell’s ambition to become a Spanish guitar-playing Gypsy King, and whether the pod should launch a residency at Finsbury Park.Crouchy talks us through meeting Ronaldo at the World Sports Summit (yes, that Ronaldo), putting the podcast on the global stage, and why there’s a very real chance we could become PSG’s shirt sponsor.There’s also a very passionate rant about the FA Cup, a long-overdue roasting of Tottenham’s home form, and Chris has an existential breakdown over kids dressing as referees for Christmas.Darts. Destiny. Desmonds. Let’s go."00:00 – Welcome back: robot hands, bad presents & Sid’s groans04:30 – Sidwell's musical ambitions: Finsbury Park warm-up act?05:00 – Crouchy’s Busted moment at the O2 (yes, really)10:00 – Ronaldo finally meets his hero (kind of)20:00 – Pod in Paris? Crouchy makes big moves in Dubai25:00 – “You’ve put us on the world stage”33:00 – Chris’s extreme darts FOMO34:00 – Sidwell tips the bar staff: total Ally Pally carnage38:00 – Darts of Destiny: £5K, nine darts and one Curtis53:30 – FA Cup fever: Crouchy’s rallying cry1:07:00 – The game’s gone: kids with VAR screens for Christmas1:08:30 – Are referees becoming influencers now?1:10:00 – Ref talk, tights, and a gladiator future1:42:00 – The annual missionary predictions: Spurs v Villa1:56:00 – Dubai days & Crouchy’s global glow-up1:59:00 – Arsenal, Wrexham and third-round mayhem Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this New Year’s special episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris kick back with a relaxed end-of-year pod with listener messages, reflections on a huge year, and absolutely no pressure… until bowling enters the conversation.The lads look back on some unforgettable podcast moments, react to thoughtful listener questions about football pressure, injuries, and dressing room dynamics, and share a genuinely moving message about prostate health awareness.Then, in true Crouchy fashion, things take a sharp turn as a simple listener question sparks a full-blown debate about ten-pin bowling.Is a perfect bowling game harder than a hole-in-one? Why does everyone think they’re better at bowling than they actually are? What’s the most embarrassing thing you can do on a bowling date — and when did bowling shoes quietly disappear forever?It’s light-hearted, nostalgic, unexpectedly philosophical, and the perfect way to see in the New Year with the pod.Happy New Year from the lads — and yes, most of the episode really does end up being about bowling. 00:00 - New Year’s Eve pod begins & relaxed holiday vibes01:02 - Reflecting on podcast highlights from the year02:05 - Wild journey home stories & “investment opportunities” tease03:29 - Listener question: are managers hiding injuries?04:16 - Emotional prostate health message from a listener05:27 - Can players really fake injuries? Dressing room reality06:46 - Playing through illness & injections in football08:10 - Listener sparks the bowling debate: how hard is a perfect game?09:24 - Is a hole-in-one actually easier than bowling 300?11:21 - Worst possible bowling behaviour on a date12:41 - Why getting a strike is still somehow awkward14:04 - The mystery of bowling shoes disappearing16:15 - Where do bowling pins actually go?18:20 - The embarrassment of owning a bowling ball20:00 - Realising the whole episode became about bowling20:26 - Happy New Year & Darts of Destiny intro21:19 - Darts of Destiny finale dramaFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s Christmas special of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris fully embrace the festive spirit — with a twist only football could provide. Forget the traditional nativity, because the lads bring you a football-themed retelling of the Christmas story, featuring familiar faces like Mary Earps, Angel Di Maria, Dean Windass, Peter Schmeichel, and a baby Gabriel Jesus born not in Bethlehem… but firmly in football folklore.With festive jumpers on, beers flowing, and absolutely no attempt to take things seriously, Crouchy leads the lads through a chaotic, laugh-out-loud Christmas tale that somehow manages to celebrate football heritage and the true meaning of Christmas all at once. There’s donkey impressions, questionable accents, proud dad moments, and just enough sentimentality to remind everyone what the season is all about.To round things off, the Darts of Destiny makes its Christmas return, with league points, pressure throws, and big regrets on the line — all in support of a brilliant cause.Merry Christmas from all of us at That Peter Crouch Podcast 🎄⚽Chumbawamba 00:00 - Festive jumpers, beers & Christmas vibes01:29 - Christmas Eve traditions & pub confessions02:50 - “The true meaning of Christmas” football-style03:32 - Introducing the football Nativity story03:45 - The Nativity begins: Mary Earps & Joseph Cole04:15 - Angel Di Maria delivers the big news05:03 - King Ledley’s decree & the journey begins05:42 - Dean Windass enters as the donkey06:33 - No room at the inn… Manuel Neuer says no07:10 - Peter Schmeichel offers the stable07:56 - Gabriel Jesus is born in the Nicky Banger08:35 - Shepherds receive the heavenly announcement09:17 - The Three Kings arrive with gifts09:47 - “What Christmas is all about”10:26 - Proud dad energy & jumper appreciation12:44 - Darts of Destiny returnsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined by a former teammate - with spells at Arsenal, Liverpool, Stoke and Portsmouth (as well as being a long-time friend of the pod!) winger Jermaine Pennant for one of the most honest and equally hilarious conversations the pod has ever had.Jermaine opens up about being labelled “wasted talent”, growing up with zero structure, and how a late ADHD diagnosis finally helped him understand the chaos, impulsive decisions and moments that defined his career. From becoming a £2m teenager at Arsenal to playing in a Champions League final with Liverpool, Pennant reflects on the highs, the lows, and the managers who either got the best out of him — or completely missed the mark.The lads also dig into dressing-room dynamics, the importance of man-management, why Steve Bruce got it right, why Rafa Benítez didn’t, and how football ultimately became Jermaine’s escape from childhood trauma. There are laugh-out-loud stories (including one unforgettable pair of Liverpool boots), emotional moments, and a powerful reminder that success isn’t always as simple as trophies and appearances.Plus, we’ve got darts chaos, Christmas plans, league twists and classic Crouchy tangents.As always — get involved in the comments. 🎯⚽Chumbawamba 00:00 – Welcome back & Sids’ birthday chaos02:45 – Four-day celebrations and golf madness05:12 – Christmas elves, parenting panic & festive pressure08:01 – Lingerie shopping: why men shouldn’t attempt it11:04 – Premier League predictions fallout13:18 – Sunderland sh*thousery & relegation worries15:42 – Christmas football, darts & festive fancy dress fears18:28 – Darts of Destiny explained20:41 – Jermaine Pennant joins the podcast22:06 – Life after football & media work24:38 – Pennant opens up on ADHD diagnosis27:12 – Understanding past mistakes through ADHD29:44 – Football as an escape from childhood trauma32:18 – Signing for Arsenal at 15 with zero structure35:01 – Unreal talent in the Arsenal youth setup38:22 – Why Pennant thrived when he was playing41:04 – Steve Bruce vs Rafa Benítez: man-management clash44:06 – Liverpool dressing room stories & boot chaos47:12 – Champions League final regrets50:01 – Turning down Everton to chase Liverpool dream53:18 – Birmingham relegation & waiting for the big move56:02 – Why first spells at clubs were always the best59:14 – What managers misunderstood about Pennant1:03:22 – Redefining success, legacy & self-acceptance1:07:48 – Jermaine Pennant wraps up & farewells1:09:30 – Darts of Destiny challenge begins1:11:52 – Chris’ pressure & final darts reactionsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris dive head-first into the biggest football flashpoint of the weekend — Mohamed Salah’s explosive post-match comments.The lads break down exactly what he said, what he meant, and why this moment could signal a major turning point in his relationship with Liverpool. From dressing-room dynamics to how senior players should handle being benched.The boys also react to the World Cup 2026 group draw, sharing their early predictions, fears, and inevitable chaos ahead of the tournament. There’s also an emotional fan-gift reveal, nostalgic tales of Jose Enrique’s shoes, surprise cameos from a dubiously named road, and a proper Premier League roundup including Arsenal-Villa madness, Chelsea-Everton history, Palace-City patterns, and more.What do you make of Salah’s interview? And how are we feeling about England’s route to 2026?Also, please let us know what YOU’D like us to do for the World Cup down in the comments, or via our socials below!Chumbawamba 00:00 – Cold open & subscribe push 03:00 – Jingle Bell Ball stories & backstage chaos 06:00 – Fan gifts, Jose Enrique’s shoes talk returns 08:20 – First deep dive into Salah’s controversial interview 10:40 – Salah press-officer moment & grainy clip discussion 13:15 – Arsenal/Villa reaction + Crouchy in the crowd chaos 15:50 – Lando Norris shoutout & superstition around the pod 17:40 – Predictions scoreboard argument + maths accusations 19:30 – Chelsea vs Everton preview & stat shock of 1994 drought 22:45 – “Five” / CrouchFest music segment25:00 – Palace vs Man City history & Townsend volley memories 27:10 – Haier sponsorship29:40 – World Cup draw production chaos & Donald Trump’s cameo 32:00 – Kickoff times controversy & USA trip ideas (road trip?) 35:00 – Tailgating, BBQ on tour & “rubbing your meat across America” 40:00 – England’s group, early confidence, and knockout path chat 45:00 – Which nations could surprise? Outsider picks debated 50:30 – Heat in North America & players suffering—historic Ireland stories return 55:00 – Substitutes in the dressing room due to heat?! 58:00 – Emotional listener email (Hayley) + Crouchy sorts darts tickets (feel-good ending)Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by musician, Liverpool fan and long-time friend of the pod Miles Kane for an episode full of nostalgia, chaos and unbelievable storytelling. From the early days knocking about in Belsize Park to creating his brand-new album Sunlight in the Shadows with Dan Auerbach of the Black Keys, Miles lifts the lid on the madness, the music and the moments that shaped him.We get into FIFA soundtracks, Sky Sports montages and why football and music share the same obsessive mindset. Miles also tells the incredible story of how his childhood hero Roberto Baggio inspired one of his most emotional tracks — and how that song led him all the way to Baggio’s house in Italy for one of the most surreal lunches of his life.There’s backstage mayhem with Arctic Monkeys, broken ribs in five-a-side, fashion eras gone wrong, and a whole lot of love for the city of Liverpool. It’s a proper journey through the highs, the lessons and the moments that stay with you forever.Chumbawamba 00:00 – Blockbuster nostalgia & video shop memories04:00 – VHS rentals, Soho shops & Warhammer confusion06:00 – Crouchy’s weekend: Andy Carroll hat trick & The Greatest Showman08:11 – Tribute to Billy Bonds & West Ham memories09:37 – Predictions league: Sid pulls away11:49 – Palace V United reaction & Amorim tunnel reaction12:02 – Leeds v Liverpool preview (Paddy Power’s Big Weekend)14:33 – Are Liverpool turning a corner?18:24 – Bet builder decisions & odds boost20:26 – Brighton v Villa preview & the ‘horny draw’ debate22:31 – Sponsored segment (Haier) & discount code24:33 – Miles Kane arrives on the pod25:27 – Recording the new album in Nashville with Dan Auerbach31:06 – The Roberto Baggio song story begins34:01 – Miles meets Baggio in Italy37:10 – The aftermath: calling his mum & crying in the car41:05 – Arctic Monkeys Roundhouse story & mid-gig cameo44:13 – Why Miles quit five-a-side after breaking ribs & elbows54:00 – Gig crowds, global touring & life post-album release01:00:25 – The live musical performance & reaction from the lads 01:10:15 – Susie Dent breaks down the surname origin ‘Tancock’ 01:14:41 – Listener message: she becomes “Mrs Corner” & the lads lose itFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids sit down with Joe Cole, former England international, Premier League winner and Champions League finalist, to dive into the untold stories behind his new book Luxury Player.The lads get stuck into Joe’s early rise as a teenage sensation, the madness of being splashed across the papers at 15, and how fame shaped him long before he stepped onto a Premier League pitch. Joe opens up about the pressure, the jealousy, the misconceptions, and how he found his way through it.The conversation also takes us inside Chelsea during the Mourinho revolution — the moment Joe realised everything had changed, what training was really like under Jose, and how that era set the foundations for years of dominance. There’s plenty of England nostalgia too: World Cups, quarter-finals, dressing room pranks, and the gut-punch reality of injuries cutting short international dreams.It’s honest, funny, nostalgic and full of elite-level insight — a proper football chat with one of the game’s most naturally gifted players. And yes, there’s tales wine-tasting chaos, mascot scandals, and insight into a black cab driver giving massages at Chelsea… Strap in.Chumbawamba 00:00 — Crouchy opens the pod01:15 — Crouchy, Carragher & Roy Keane at Football For Change03:45 — Roy Keane art gallery story05:00 — Richarlison goal & prediction chaos09:50 — Hole-in-one vs 147 debate15:30 — Arsenal vs Chelsea predictions20:50 — FA Cup memories & Haier ad read22:40 — Introducing Joe Cole23:30 — Nick Collins falling-off-ladder clip25:55 — Joe’s Sunday Brunch wine-tasting disaster32:10 — Reconstructing memories for the book33:50 — Being on the front page at 1535:15 — Teacher mocking Joe about money36:10 — Being a target at away grounds43:00 — Joe’s dad turning down Sir Alex’s mascot invite45:30 — West Ham principles & giving tickets away53:00 — Discussion about “Luxury Player” label01:03:50 — Desailly & the World Cup at Chelsea01:04:20 — Mourinho arrives & changes everything01:21:00 — England heartbreak & final reflectionsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads sit down with Premier League and England goalkeeping legend Joe Hart for an unbelievably honest, funny and revealing chat about the wildest moments of his career. From the chaotic early days at Manchester City and their takeover era, to the surreal Aguero title-winner scenes, Joe takes us inside the dressing room, the pressure, and the mentality of surviving as a top-level No.1.He opens up on the brutal moment Pep Guardiola told him he wasn’t part of the new City vision, the emotional rollercoaster of being England’s first-choice keeper, and the madness of shooting sessions with Beckham, Rooney, Gerrard, Lampard and Crouchy himself. The lads also go deep on team culture, loans, being replaced, punditry life, and even why goalkeepers should be allowed to wear hats again.And of course, there are stories from the 2010 World Cup dartboard battles, arguments with Declan Rice, and Joe’s new extreme-challenge podcast. Let us know in the comments — what would YOU have done in Joe’s position when Pep arrived?Chumbawamba 00:00 – England negativity & international break chat 00:08:58 – Joe Hart introduced; 2010 World Cup darts stories 00:13:36 – Quick-fire round: stadiums, managers & teammates 00:18:34 – Goalkeeper hats, towels & old-school traditions 00:36:02 – The Man City takeover & Robinho signing shock 00:37:24 – Loan to Birmingham; rivalry with Shay Given 00:38:02 – Paddy Power’s Big Weekend Fixture and predictions break00:45:16 – Becoming City No.1 with Shay Given on the bench 00:51:14 – Pep Guardiola arrives & drops Joe Hart 00:52:53 – Joe explains talking with Pep afterwards 00:54:40 – Aguero moment & iconic celebration behind the scenes 00:59:30 – Title-winning night & surreal Man United awards 01:01:19 – Being England No.1 & dealing with constant changes 01:05:41 – England shooting sessions with elite attackers 01:23:48 – Working on Match of the Day as a pundit 01:25:39 – Joe Hart’s new podcast & the “mind over everything” conceptFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve are joined by two of football’s most iconic gaffers — Tony Pulis and Mick McCarthy. Between them, they’ve seen it all: Premier League survival battles, international tournaments, and the changing face of English football. The lads dig deep into what it really means to be a manager — from adapting your tactics to your players, to dealing with the press, to that gut-wrenching moment when you know “the game’s gone.”Tony opens up about his no-nonsense days at Stoke, why long grass was a tactical weapon, and the dark art of winning ugly. Mick recalls his highs with Ireland, his time at Wolves, and the unforgettable press conference moment that went viral for all the wrong reasons. Together, they share hilarious behind-the-scenes stories, harsh truths about modern football, and surprisingly tender reflections on what they miss — and don’t miss — about life in the dugout.It’s a masterclass in management, packed with wisdom, wit, and a few classic gaffer blow-ups. Strap in for old-school honesty and some brilliant football nostalgia — and let us know in the comments… has the game really gone?Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro chaos: Zoom setup and the “reverse Planet Earth” start00:12 – Chris’s story from the Wicked premiere with Ariana Grande00:07:50 – The lads debrief Sids’ FA Cup draw00:12:59 – Mick & Tony join the show — “Two legendary managers in the room”00:15:20 – Respect between rival managers and the old-school pos match wine00:17:00 – McCarthy tells the story of losing a Sids to Fulham — “I told him to f*** off!”00:20:00 – Growing up in South Wales and fighting to make it in football00:23:00 – Tony’s tactical evolution: from Stoke’s long throws to Palace’s flair00:30:00 – The philosophy debate: tactics vs adapting to players00:33:00 – Managing upwards and the modern football hierarchy00:36:00 – Sids asks: “When did the game go?” (VAR, grass length, overprotection)00:43:00 – Mick & Tony on VAR killing the emotion of football00:49:00 – Viral fame: Mick McCarthy’s “it can!” meme00:53:00 – “Never slate your players”: The golden rule of press conferences00:55:00 – Would they ever return to management?01:00:00 - GW12 predictionsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Sids, and Chris sit down with Mary Earps — 2022 Euros winner with England’s Lionesses, World Cup finalist, and Golden Glove winner — for an incredibly raw and inspiring chat.Mary opens up about her toughest career moments, including being dropped from the England squad, struggling to pay rent, and nearly walking away from football altogether. The lads dig into how she bounced back to become one of the world’s best, her move to Paris, and what it’s really like living life under the spotlight after the Euros win. Plus, the usual chaos: Sids’s FA Cup draw dilemma, tough gameweek 11 predictions, and why Erling Haaland’s robot dance might be crossing the line...This one’s part football, part life lesson — and fully That Peter Crouch Podcast. Chumbawamba 00:00 – 02:00 | Crouchy & the lads debate Haaland’s “robot” celebration04:00 – 07:00 | Crouchy’s Orlando trip and the “67” mystery10:00 – 11:20 | Breaking news: Do we get a paint sponsor deal live?12:00 – 13:10 | The lads’ “What Three Words” discoveries14:00 – 19:30 | Man City vs Liverpool predictions and robot outrage22:00 – 24:00 | Sids’s Arsenal rant — “They think they invented football!”25:00 – 27:00 | Spurs vs Man United — “Is it time to panic?”29:00 – 30:30 | Sids’s FA Cup draw nerves and “one ball” plan32:30 – 33:00 | Introduction of guest Mary Earps34:00 – 36:00 | Mary on being dropped by England and struggling during Covid37:00 – 38:00 | “I was in debt — selling stuff on eBay to survive.”40:00 – 41:30 | The Euros win and how it changed her life43:00 – 45:00 | Mary on her dad, her upbringing, and young girls in football47:00 – 49:00 | Sir Alex Ferguson’s praise — “He remembered my save!”50:00 – 52:00 | Mary on fame, fear, and adjusting to life after successFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a hilariously chaotic deep dive into how football has evolved — from Sunday League chaos to Pep-inspired tactical revolutions. The lads debate how analytics, player freedom, and “DNA” have changed the game forever, reminiscing about the days when defenders could “absolutely destroy” someone without a hundred cameras watching.Expect sidetracks galore — from Center Parcs chaos, dodgy camera angles, and “missionary” score predictions to the invention of Crouchy’s Skill of the Week. There’s also a serious football chat about how big clubs influence playing styles, why corners are “ruined forever,” and how long throws are making a comeback.To top it all off, the boys pitch their next big idea: turning their paint colours into reality… any paint companies out there fancy it? Chumbawamba 00:00 – Chris’ chaotic intro from the floor at home02:00 – Sidwell’s “in memoriam” photo mix-up07:00 – The new time-wasting punishment no one understands09:00 – Why Brits go wild for corners (and why Crouchy won’t stand anymore)14:00 – United’s fan who won’t cut his hair until 5 wins in a row16:40 – Shoutouts and hilarious name readings from Instagram24:00 – A profound metaphor about “trusting your first wipe”34:30 – The changing face of football and Pep’s influence36:30 – Why copying City’s system ruins smaller clubs38:30 – Club DNA vs Manager DNA – has football lost its roots?45:00 – Have players lost freedom because of over-analysis?51:30 – The ‘Skill of the Week’ idea is born55:30 – The lads pitch a Peter Crouch football training camp01:03:20 – Why long throws are making a comeback01:12:00 – The ‘Tancock’ paint idea takes over the podcastWith my code CROUCH30, new customers get 30% OFFat uk.huel.com/therapycrouch30. Please check the description for terms andconditions. Unlock a lighter, easier way to fuel your day with Huel Lite, soyou can focus on what really matters. MOV is £39 and that the code is forLite only for a limited amount of time.Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by James Tarkowski, the no-nonsense centre-back for Everton Football Club. Known for his leadership, resilience, and heart-on-sleeve playing style, Tarkowski opens up about life at Goodison Park, Sean Dyche’s influence, and what it’s really like to play in Merseyside derbies.He shares stories from Burnley’s golden years, the chaos of Everton’s survival seasons, and his thoughts on football’s return to big number 9’s, directness, and long balls. The lads also dive into dressing room psychology, VAR frustrations, and post-football plans — from coaching to business ventures. Expect honest football chat, great banter, and a few unexpected laughs (including Tarky’s Frozen piano moment). Chumbawamba 00:00 – Tribute to Stuart Pearce’s son00:35 – Opening banter and intro with the lads08:45 – Sunday League chaos & Crouchy’s DM prank16:20 – Dyche and managing “grenade” club owners18:40 – Maguire’s redemption & tournament talk35:00 – James Tarkowski joins the pod36:10 – Settling into Everton and the chaotic seasons38:31 – Goodison Park vs. the new stadium41:10 – Grealish’s form and personality off the pitch44:05 – Tarkowski vs. Van Dijk: The Derby Battle48:06 – The famous last-minute volley and the wild celebrations50:35 – Tarkowski’s journey from non-league to Premier League54:05 – Inside Burnley’s dressing room culture57:25 – Sean Dyche’s mind games and Burnley mentality1:03:10 – Life after football & finding new passionsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by free agent and Crystal Palace legend Joel Ward. From lifting the FA Cup to living in a Bible college, Joel dives deep into the highs, lows, and surprises of his footballing journey.The lads chat about Ward’s free agent life, what it’s really like being on the sidelines after a long stint at a club, and how he's mentoring the next generation at Palace. They also get stuck into proper dressing room stories, the real power of player faith groups, and one of the most intense atmospheres in football — Fratton Park on a European night.Oh, and things take a serious left turn into 18-hour brisket smoking sessions and barbecuing like a pro. Is Joel Ward the best footballing pitmaster in the country? You'll have to listen to find out. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Episode opens: remote setup and Ibiza hangover chat00:02:14 – Sids explains how bad weather justified a heavier night out00:03:08 – McDonald's recovery mode: international break confessions00:04:34 – “Three nights in a row is heavy at this age” – big night consequences00:06:10 – Fantasy football standings update: Sid storming into the lead00:07:09 – Cheating Chris out of points?00:10:17 – Ange & Forest: “It’s not going to end well”00:12:54 – Arsenal's mental hurdle: “They have to win a league title NOW”00:19:11 – Crouch’s bet builder: Mo Salah to score first00:25:11 – Steve Bruce story: “His dad asked, ‘How do you stand in that box?’”00:30:53 – Joel Ward joins the pod00:31:15 – Life as a free agent and staying fit at Palace00:33:13 – Winning the FA Cup: “You couldn’t write it”00:34:46 – “I knew we were going to win” – the surreal moment before victory00:35:48 – What it meant for lifelong Palace fans00:36:03 – How the team mentally prepared for a once-in-a-lifetime shot00:38:17 – Why the Palace system works, even without stars00:40:01 – Ward on changing roles and mentoring at Palace00:42:34 – Coaching, faith, and media aspirations00:43:24 – Growing up in a Bible college with 30+ residents00:45:42 – Faith in football: pre-game prayers and support groups00:49:04 – WhatsApp groups with Eze, Trent, and other believers00:52:00 – Coming through the ranks at Portsmouth01:00:00 – Facing AC Milan: “I saw Maldini in the tunnel”01:04:09 – The great football BBQ debate beginsFollow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Subscribe to ‘And The Award Goes To…’ In this bonus episode - Pete’s been on another pod! Pete swung by the brand new podcast - ‘And The Award Goes To…’ - the podcast that’s also an awards show, as he handed out five awards, across five categories, that Joel made up just for him.Listen in as Pete picks his winners for awards such as Best First Sip of a Pint, Best Goal Celebration of All Time, and The GOAT Indian Order.Follow ‘And The Award Goes To…’On Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-...On Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/and-the-award-goes-toOn Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/amazon-and-the-award-g...On TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/tiktok-and-the-award-g...On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/Insta-And-The-Award-Go...On YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-And-The-Award-...Brand new episodes of ‘And The Award Goes To’ drop every Friday.Brought to you by Argos and Acast Creative.The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the host(s) and do not necessarily reflect the view or position of Argos or any of its group companies. Descriptions of the products mentioned in this podcast are accurate as at the time of recording. Check your local store or argos.co.uk for product availability, which may vary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
























what happened to the rest of it?
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Trialled for Southampton 1978 and had the time of my life. A trip to Wembley, Alllan Ball, Laurie McMennemy, Charlie George. And a bunch of wonderful players. The apprentices included Reuban Agboola, Steve Baker and Mark Witlock. No wonder i didn't make it. The insight you give in the interviews, is as it was, The boot room is where the apprentices got to know each other and coaches could discuss the squads. Keep coming back stronger. All the best to your families. Mark , Sydney Australia
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I suggest the forfeit should be the looser has to eat one profiterole for every goal they got wrong in the predicted scores over the season, whilst drinking four pints of the brewdog black stuff, wearing ben sherman named pants and a bib. Ho and all this has to be done in the time it takes for the average podcast. your welcome ;)
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just had a parcel delivered by Karl From DPD, when I told him to piss off, he told me its taken years for some one to finally say it. it was a proud moment
Used to be a great podcast, series 1 is where it peaked to be honest - with genuinely interesting insight into the life of a professional footballer (role of the captain outside of the pitch etc). It has since gone downhill sadly, most chat about what to do with ‘statman Dave’ before the series ends - although the Pele episode was refreshing. It would be nice to hear more stories of players, dressing room antics, how sponsors approached players etc etc Sadly it’s mostly lacking now.
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