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The reviews are in... Critically Panned is a pop culture podcast starring Caitlin Brenner, Jacob Douglas, Sam Kingma and Sam Mosher. Every Monday, each host will bring a topic from pop culture to kick off discussion, debate and dumb jokes. Movies, TV, music, video games and celebrity culture are fair game, so let the games begin.
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Critically Panned can see the sunset. We’ll be back in January for a year-end final episode extravaganza, but until then, thank you all for listening. <3
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We are Venomheads.
Timecodes:
1:25 - “Venom: Let There Be Carnage” review
46:45 - Fantasy Royale update (Succession)
49:40 - Trigger Happy (video game movies)
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We revisit Venom, discuss what we’ve been watching, and pitch Tron 3 and Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man 4 on this week’s episode!
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1:44 - “Venom” (2018) revisited
16:25 - Caitlin’s “Halloween” franchise marathon
20:37 - What has Kingma been playing? (Super Monkey Ball, Kena: Bridge of Spirits, Resident Evil: Village)
29:04 - Sam finished “The Sopranos”
35:59 - “Jujutsu Kaisen” and Sam’s issue with shōnen anime
47:07 - Decades-later movie sequels we want
1:10:06 - Fantasy Royale update (Super Monkey Ball: Banana Mania, The Problem with Jon Stewart, Illuminati Hotties)
1:12:26 - Trigger Happy
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We’re proud to announce that the hosts of Critically Panned will be voicing King Boo, Charging Chuck, Monty Mole, and another Toad in the Super Mario movie.
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3:31 - Machine Gun Kelly’s beef with Slipknot
11:30 - Elon Musk and Grimes break up
17:46 - Mario animated movie casting news
41:47 - “Star Wars: Visions” first impressions
57:35 - Fantasy Royale update (Kena: Bridge of Spirits, The Many Saints of Newark, The Tragedy of Macbeth)
59:32 - Trigger Happy (Survivor, retro games, Sufjan Stevens)
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
Like most people who saw Malignant, our podcast is split. Two people think it sucks, and two people think it rules from start to finish. In our own words, Malignant is kind of like a meal at Arby’s.
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1:13 - Fall season check-in
4:35 - Emmy awards check-in
10:49 - Denis Villeneuve says the MCU has ‘turned us into zombies’
19:33 - “Malignant” review preamble
23:04 - “Malignant” review w/spoilers
56:00 - Fantasy Royale update (Cry Macho, Deathloop, Lost Judgment, Eastward)
1:00:30 - Trigger Happy (Marc Maron, Injury Reserve)
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
The people demand a new song from Sam Kingma a.k.a. Big Squeeze.
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2:07 - “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” review
19:45 - Peacock’s “Frogger” game show
33:18 - Kacey Musgraves’ “Star-Crossed” review
49:50 - Fantasy Royale update (Kacey Musgraves, Malignant)
53:01 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
Drake, Candyman, and Marvel are back with new releases, but are they any good? Let’s find out!
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2:01 - Drake’s “Certified Lover Boy” review
16:51 - Netflix’s “One Piece” live-action adaptation
33:25 - “Candyman” review
49:55 - “Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings” first thoughts
56:05 - Fantasy Royale update (Venice International Film Festival)
1:00:37 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
Warning: This episode contains conversations about James Corden. Proceed to drive through LA at your own risk.
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1:48 - “Spencer” trailer
9:07 - “Cinderella” flash mob
21:21 - “Fortnite” teaches kids about Martin Luther King Jr.
36:27 - Kanye West’s “Donda” first impressions
52:33 - Fantasy Royale update (Candyman)
57:09 - Trigger Happy (Sturgill Simpson, Big Brother, Indigo De Souza, Turnstile)
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
What if Lorde’s “Solar Power” was good? What if Marvel’s “What If?” was bad? Well, we don’t have to wonder because we’re living in that reality.
Timecodes:
3:12 - “Spider-Man: Far From Home” trailer leak
20:22 - “What If?” review
42:12 - Lorde’s “Solar Power” review
58:09 - Fantasy Royale update (Lorde, 12 Minutes, Kendrick Lamar)
1:02:02 - Trigger Happy (Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Kacey Musgraves, Quake)
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
“I’m sorry to get all philosophical about Sonic the Hedgehog.” Let’s talk talking hedgehogs, monkeys, and sharks on this week’s Critically Panned.
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3:54 - Britney Spears’ conservatorship
14:18 - Idris Elba is Knuckles in “Sonic the Hedgehog 2”
25:11 - “C.I.Ape” trailer
39:36 - “The Suicide Squad” review
1:12:15 - Fantasy Royale update (Nine Perfect Strangers)
1:15:04 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
Okay, but what happens if you get drunk at the Star Wars hotel? Do stormtroopers arrest you? Can you have a one night stand with C-3PO?
Timecodes:
0:15 - Bird in garage
4:16 - Extended “Pig” review (with spoilers)
15:50 - “Y: The Last Man” trailer
28:14 - “Stranger Things” season 4 teaser
41:31 - Disney World’s “Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser” hotel
58:49 - Fantasy Royale update (Billie Eilish, Bleachers, Foxing, Cry Macho)
1:02:20 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
Is “The Green Knight” good? Why does the beach make you old? Do Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis smell bad? These are the burning questions on this week’s episode.
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3:20 - Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis don’t like to shower
15:54 - “Vanderpump Rules” is returning
22:13 - “Old” review
43:28 - “The Green Knight” review
59:27 - Fantasy Royale update (The Green Knight)
1:00:18 - Corrections / “Snake Eyes” bet update
1:03:40 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
This week’s episode stars Nic Cage’s pig, Black Widow’s mind-control pigs, and of course, the Notorious P.I.G. That’s all folks.
Timecodes:
1:59 - Jordan Peele’s new movie is “Nope”
14:54 - Caitlin’s “Pig” review
24:14 - “Black Widow” review
43:27 - “Space Jam: A New Legacy” review
1:16:17 - Fantasy Royale update (French Dispatch, ITYSL S2, McCartney 3,2,1, Ted Lasso S2)
1:19:25 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
“Watch Tom Cruise flying airplanes, dude. That’s gonna be at least a 90.” The Fantasy Royale Draft is back, and it’s about to get heated!
Timecodes:
3:35 - Previously on the 2021 Fantasy Royale draft
10:43 - Five new Fantasy Royale pickups
43:30 - The final counter-picks
1:00:52 - Recommendations
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Y'all wanna hear a story about why me and this podcast here fell out? It's kind of long, but it's full of suspense.
Timecodes:
5:11 - “Star Wars: Visions” preview
21:26 - “Rebuild of Evangelion” coming to Amazon Prime
32:41 - “Zola” review
57:02 - Trigger Happy (Ma)
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
We want the Blumhouse cinematic universe. That is more original than another Exorcist movie.
Timecodes:
2:26 - “The Many Saints of Newark” trailer
21:54 - “Kevin Can F*** Himself” review so far
31:04 - Hollywood’s reboot obsession (“The Exorcist” reboot)
50:01 - Fast & Furious update
53:26 - Tyler, The Creator’s “Call Me If You Get Lost” review
1:03:26 - Fantasy Royale update (Tyler, No Sudden Move)
1:05:17 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
This week, we declare our love for Italian sea monsters, good horror trailers, and Netflix dating shows that aren’t nightmare fuel.
Timecodes:
4:10 - “Rick and Morty” season 5 premiere
14:55 - Netflix’s new dating show “Sexy Beasts”
26:52 - “Halloween Kills” trailer (and great horror trailers)
38:22 - “Luca” review
54:41 - Fantasy Royale update (Mario Golf, Alex Kidd)
59:26 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
We had to post this episode late at night because we’re talking about Batman’s late-night activities… or the lack thereof.
Timecodes:
1:24 - Kingma’s E3 Corner
5:12 - Caitlin’s Lorde Corner
7:25 - Batman’s sex life
18:05 - iCarly reboot promises “sexual situations”
30:32 - YouTuber Dream and his new music
40:01 - “In the Heights” review
53:04 - Fantasy Royale update (E3)
1:09:05 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
No one is brave enough to start the #SolarPowerChallenge, but at least Kingma was brave enough to see “Cruella.”
Timecodes:
3:16 - How was Sam Kingma’s LA trip?
5:41 - Kingma’s “Cruella” review
22:39 - “I Think You Should Leave” season 2 is coming
36:07 - Netflix’s “Cowboy Bebop” and other live-action anime adaptations
51:53 - Lorde announces new album, “Solar Power”
1:00:49 - Fantasy Royale update (Lorde, Guilty Gear Strive, Ratchet & Clank, Japanese Breakfast)
1:05:51 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
Jacob and Sam discover the best worst movie of all time, and it involves a priest who can transform into a dinosaur.
Timecodes:
1:40 - Sam Kingma’s LA trip
9:33 - What is “The VelociPastor”?
25:32 - Bo Burnham’s “Inside” review
37:55 - “A Quiet Place Part II” review
52:30 - Fantasy Royale update
53:04 - Trigger Happy
Thank you to Post Sex Nachos for the music. Check out their new album “Grandpa Slinks” now.
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