Mismatched

This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna and Kristin prove once again that no topic is too random, too real, or too ridiculous for these two. We kick things off with Danna’s bold declaration that “doing chores is no big deal — being a farmer is easy.” Kristin, representing every farm mom in America, respectfully disagrees… while laughing through her exhaustion.  Then we get into Kristin’s latest adventure: driving her “big rig” while running on diesel fumes. Nothing like the thrill of watching the fuel gauge hit zero and praying to the tractor gods you’ll coast into the station. Spoiler: she did make it — but barely. Meanwhile, back at Casa de Danna? The woman is bored. We wrap with a surprisingly heartwarming moment — both families had kids donate blood for the very first time. ❤️ Big shoutout to the Red Cross, who will absolutely call you, text you, email you, send a carrier pigeon… whatever it takes. Persistent is an understatement. Another week, another wild mash-up of life, chaos, parenting, and farm stories — exactly what makes our podcast perfectly mismatched. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni  (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q)

This week on Mismatched with Danna & Kristin, we’re talking farm chaos, snow day dreams, and anniversary laughs — plus, meet our surprise guest 🦎 Thor the bearded dragon (who might actually be a she). From Tom’s “95% done” projects to chili overload and a little reptile drama, it’s a perfectly mismatched mix of real life, laughter, and chaos. 🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you tune in — and follow along for more fun on socials @mismatchedpodcast and @localfarmmom!

This week on The Mismatched Podcast we dive into tight chests and the health concerns we shouldn’t ignore (hello, WebMD panic). We also admit our weird little addictions and why yelling “FOCUS!” at people isn’t exactly the cure for anything. We discuss which Patterson kid gave their parents a run for their money 👀 Meanwhile, Danna continues to insist she’s not a helicopter parent to Joey… denial is a river, friends. 🚨 PSA: Don’t listen with your kids — we talk about the Magic of Santa. You’ve been warned. Holiday decorating disasters, mismatched socks, and apparently you can see straight into Kristin’s bedroom window (creeper alert). Oh — and we’re comparing torso lengths, because why not? Tune in for laughs, parenting confessions, and questionable health advice. 🎧 Spotify | Apple | YouTube @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast

This week on The Mismatched Podcast we dive into tight chests and the health concerns we shouldn’t ignore (hello, WebMD panic). We also admit our weird little addictions and why yelling “FOCUS!” at people isn’t exactly the cure for anything. We discuss which Patterson kid gave their parents a run for their money 👀 Meanwhile, Danna continues to insist she’s not a helicopter parent to Joey… denial is a river, friends. 🚨 PSA: Don’t listen with your kids — we talk about the Magic of Santa. You’ve been warned. Holiday decorating disasters, mismatched socks, and apparently you can see straight into Kristin’s bedroom window (creeper alert). Oh — and we’re comparing torso lengths, because why not? Tune in for laughs, parenting confessions, and questionable health advice. 🎧 Spotify | Apple | YouTube @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast

This week, Danna and Kristin are covering everything from birthday chaos and hurricane stories to kids who suddenly pick up a second language like it’s nothing. Kristin also shares her experience at the World Food Prize — where global food security gets very real, very fast. We also discover that Kristin had never even heard of the iconic Cleveland Cassata cake until she moved here — and Danna is still recovering from the shock. To top it off, we find out the dating terms we grew up with now apparently belong to another generation. That’s… fun. If you’re here for fast-moving conversations, a lot of laughter, and two friends who love a good tangent, this episode is for you. Tune in and enjoy! ⸻ Get Social with Danna and Kristin @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast YouTube: https://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078

Kristin Patterson: Pull up a chair and settle in — because nothing feels better than finally sitting down (even if the laundry pile is judging you 👕😅).   This week on The Mismatched Podcast, Danna & Kristin chat about: 🧺 Why there’s no shame in clean clothes still waiting to be folded 💡 Laundry hacks & timeless life tips from a 93-year-old grandma 🌎 The World Food Prize in Iowa — aka “the Super Bowl of youth leadership” ✂️ Jack’s full ride (and fresh haircut!) 📸 How to take family photos when not all your kids make it home ⏰ And the pure luxury of “sleeping in” until 6 AM   It’s a mix of laughter, love, and a little life wisdom — straight from the heart (and the laundry room).   🎧 Tune in wherever you listen to podcasts — and don’t forget to fold while you listen!   Get Social with Danna and Kristin !   @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on  Instagramhttps://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078

Danna’s toilet exploded, Kristin’s hair straightener died, and somehow there was still cake, sheep, and senior pictures involved. It’s been one of those weeks — the kind you can only survive with humor (and maybe bleach). Catch our latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast for all the messy, funny, and heartwarming details. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni  (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q)

Danna’s toilet exploded, Kristin’s hair straightener died, and somehow there was still cake, sheep, and senior pictures involved. It’s been one of those weeks — the kind you can only survive with humor (and maybe bleach). Catch our latest episode of The Mismatched Podcast for all the messy, funny, and heartwarming details. Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni  (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q)

Well friends… surprise! This week’s recap is coming at you fashionably late because Kristin completely forgot to write it (sorry, Danna 😅). Between apple picking, all-things-fall, and the wild pace of life on the farm, it’s been one of those weeks. But don’t worry—the episode is here, and it’s packed with the usual mix of laughter, chaos, and farm-fresh storytelling. And just a little sneak peek: at the very end of the podcast Kristin shares a real humdinger of a story that only she could tell. Trust us—you’ll want to stay tuned until the last minute. Catch up now, enjoy a cider while you listen, and remember… when life gets mismatched, it usually makes the best stories. Get Social with Danna and Kristin ! @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on  Instagramhttps://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078

 Kristin kicks things off with her morning coffee ritual, while Danna admits she’s still running on empty—tired as ever. The girls dive into a lively chat about caffeine, how it really hits (or doesn’t), and why some mornings feel impossible without it.   📞 Oh Sweet Maria A surprise guest joins the episode—Danna’s mother-in-law, Maria! Over the phone, she jumps right in to play a hilarious Food Pro-Pronunciation Game   🛒 Giant Eagle Adventures Find out who was tossing groceries around their local Giant Eagle. Somehow that story blends into someone’s genius (or questionable) idea of taking their cat to a pumpkin patch. Yes, a cat. In a pumpkin patch.   😂 Whose Bite Is Bigger? The duo debates who really has the bigger bite—Danna or Kristin. Spoiler: Kristin might just take the crown with her “bigger mouth.”   🍰 Family Story Time Kristin wraps things up with a family memory over a piece of cake. The big question: who actually ate the cake? Let’s just say, every slice comes with a side of drama.   Get Social with Danna and Kristin !   @localfarmmom | @dannageraci183 | @themismatchedpodcast on  Instagramhttps://youtube.com/@themismatchedpodcast4078

Kristin Patterson: Hey, hey, hey! Hello, hello! We’re halfway through the week and catching up on all the little things—like updating computers that suddenly work again, celebrating the tiniest bit of long-awaited rain, and running through the madness of busy weeknight schedules. From undefeated JV volleyball games to grocery store marathons (yes, three in one day), we cover it all—Costco steaks, Aldi favorites, and the never-ending hunt for freezer corn.   We also dive into family moments, surprise anniversary parties, high school reunions that you didn’t go to, and a special birthday story as Campbell turns 18 this week. Between mopped floors, applesauce tubs, and funny labor tales, it’s another perfectly mismatched mix of everyday chaos, laughter, and heart.   Whatever you are doing  Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride.    Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast    YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q)

Hey hey hey — we taped on a Tuesday (today), tomorrow is Wednesday (you’re welcome for that up-to-the-minute affirmation). In this one, we cover everything from homecoming chaos (powderpuff, parades, and how long kids really last at the dance floor 👀) to family laundry wars (does pushing the button on the washer count as “doing laundry”? …asking for a Tom). We get into: ✨ Staff + teachers who go all-out for spirit week ✨ Why the pick-up line feels like a sheep show 🐑 ✨ The sweetest letter from a teacher 10 years later ✉️ ✨ Weddings, Airbnbs, and dusty shelves we pretend not to see ✨ Oh, and fresh sheets. Eventually. It’s mismatched mayhem as usual — kids, farm, meetings, chaos, and a whole lot of laughing at ourselves (and each other). 📲 Tune in, laugh with us, and remember: we may not have it together, but we’re together in the mess.

It’s Homecoming Week This Week on The Mismatched Podcast with Danna & Kristin! It’s a big week—homecoming is here, and the Powderpuff game is shaping up to be a showdown: Danna’s daughter vs. Campbell’s daughter 🏈🔥. They’re so fired up they might just start a spring flag football team. And in true mismatched style, we cover it all: 👗 The hunt for the perfect homecoming dress 🐑 Dropping off livestock 😂 Danna hitting on her own husband—complimenting his pants… only to discover they have built-in underwear 🤣 🦶 Plus, the very important life question: how long do you keep your toenails? It’s mismatched mayhem—funny, random, and oh-so relatable. ✨ Tune in for laughs (and maybe answers you didn’t know you needed).

Kristin Patterson: This week, Danna & Kristin are back with a jam-packed (and slightly chaotic) episode you won’t want to miss! From post-fair laundry piles and lost band shorts, to Parker’s first day at his new ag-focused school (with FFA adventures ahead), the moms are juggling it all.   👓 Campbell gets new glasses (spoiler: she looks adorable, even without the Gucci pair). 🥪 Lunchbox battles return—ham vs. turkey wars rage on. 👟 Stinky feet crisis—send us your cures before the boys’ shoes clear out the whole house. 🐴 Campbell’s Fair Queen ride in a horse cart race (yes, it went 35mph!). 🏈 Fantasy football drafts, late-night homework, and one too many smelly gym bags.   Add in Costco drama, perfume vs. natural living debates, and a whole lot of laughter—you’ll feel like you’re sitting at the kitchen table right alongside us.   Danna Geraci: Good timing I was just trying to climb into bed and I forgot that quickly

🎙️ This Week on the Mismatched Podcast Fair Week chaos, apple wars, and late-night pumpkin spice coffee. Kristin’s drowning in sheep and apples, Danna’s annoyed at Patterson family “communication,” and somehow we end up debating what teens should wear to job interviews. From $25,000 apple pies to team-dinner mix-ups, this episode is a whirlwind of farm life, fair prep, and plenty of laughs. 🍎🐑☕ Whatever you are doing  Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride.  Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q)

Sheep testicles, pigs’ skincare, and Cedar Point thrills—yep, we’re back and as mismatched as ever. 🐑🐷🎢 Danna hosted her Floats & Boats event, complete with some delish appz that had everyone floating happy. Kristin, meanwhile, had to go full feisty farm girl when someone tried to hijack her cat. 🐈‍⬛💪 Add in county fairs, back-to-school chaos, and the ongoing debate about whether Kristin’s barn actually smells (Danna insists yes, Kristin insists showering is optional)…plus Kristin might just be auditioning a new cohost. 👀 This episode is a wild ride—don’t miss it! #MismatchedPodcast #FarmLife #CountyFair #FloatsAndBoats #SheepStuff

From front-yard bathroom breaks (yes, you read that right) to Wilson Phillips concerts on a Groupon, this week’s episode is full of “did they really just say that?” moments. 🤦‍♀️😂 We cover: 💦 Joey’s questionable choice of tree… and cul-de-sac etiquette 🎶 A bargain concert night with a surprise Baldwin sighting 🚗 Olivia’s first “new driver” garage door incident 🐖 Why our pigs might just be the Wagyu of Geauga County 🍕 Perfecting the farm’s pizza game …and why some of us think “laying around” is a vacation, and others think it’s a waste of time. Laugh with us, roll your eyes with us, and maybe feel just a little better about your own family’s chaos. 🎧 Listen now — because life’s more fun when it’s a little mismatched.

“Wait… can you hear me? No? Oh, your volume was down.” And that’s exactly how this week’s episode kicks off. From scratchy throats and barn dust disasters to camel rides at the State Fair (yes, CAMELS 🐪), Danna and Kristin are back with their signature chaos and charm. They cover it all: ✨ barn Christmas morning dreams (and Dana’s veto 👎) ✨ kids fishing in stocked ponds like pros 🎣 ✨ a brand new washer & dryer for the barn 🚜 ✨ and a Netflix show so scandalous you’ll need to lock the door before watching 👀 Plus, a book rec, a shout-out to their #1 listener, and plenty of laughs you don’t want to miss. 👉 Tune in now — because sometimes mismatched is exactly what you need.

It’s been a whirlwind week for Danna—three birthdays, a new driver in the house 🚗, and the realization that she officially has no kids in the single digits! Meanwhile, Kristin’s daughter may or may not have been Butters the Cow at the Ohio State Fair (shh… it’s top secret 🤫). We’re chatting about the chaos of summer birthdays, what teens are really posting online (and why Grandma might be sliding into their DMs 😅), Campbell’s “Will It Corn Dog?” fair food reviews 🌭, and why an 8/10 donut rating almost caused a family feud. Oh—and if cigarettes were suddenly declared healthy, you might just catch Danna sprinting to the gas station. 🚬 (Don’t worry—she’s kidding… kind of). It’s messy, funny, and very mismatched—just the way we like it. 👉 Tune in now for laughs, stories, and maybe a little ASMR snacking. Whatever you are doing  Or wherever you are headed take Mismatched along for the ride.  Instagram https://Instagram.com/theMismatchedPodcast  YouTube https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni  (https://youtube.com/channel/UC_5BgA99-RDGgI6ni_Wzn1Q)

This week on The Mismatched Podcast, we’re talking: 🌴 Beach houses that catfish you (we see you, basement bunk beds with no closets) 👙 Pajamas that double as Target outfits 🦗 Palmetto bugs aka fancy cockroaches 🧒 The joys and chaos of traveling with 15 family members 🎉 Liv turned 16 and got her license! Cue the tears and cheers 🏈 Joey’s tackling football (literally) and we’re not emotionally ready 💄 Skin care, aging gracefully, and our complicated feelings about face oil and filler And don’t worry—we’ve got Ohio State Fair updates, parenting musings, and proof that heartburn and hydration are hot topics in our 40s. It’s real, it’s ridiculous, and it’s so us. Tune in wherever you get your podcasts… and remember: We may not match, but we make a great pair. 💕 #MismatchedPodcast #RealLifeRamblings #ParentingTeens #BeachHouseFails #PajamaChronicles #OhioStateFair #SkincareSaga