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No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou
Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.
This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:
- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.
- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.
- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.
- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.
- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.
- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.
- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.
And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:
[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]
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Send us a Text Message.After the critical acclaim and fame which followed the success of Tales of Sada Emedu, writer and creator Kier Zhou chose to live a hermetic existence in Beverly Hills, only leaving his spartan mansion to frequent Hollywood parties and Award Ceremonies.In that time, he is rumoured to have created a new project: No Return. The rumours and whispers around this projects have grown into a chorus of demands from across the world, demanding that he finally address the questio...
Send us a Text Message.It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol.Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @ThisisbardcoreEred Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario GuttadauroThe Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier ZhouThe Emeduan Hym...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882In light of recent feedback concerning the highly irregular release format that The Seminal Work 'No Return' has chosen to follow... Acclaimed Artist and Genius Kier Zhou... has asked me to release this statement...Support the Show.
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Brother Ravi and Sangha Adrastea investigate the mysteries of the universe and they are, quite frankly, dull.Brother Ravi/Pekko: Kier ZhouSangha Adrastea: Angela YihContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild peril - Death/DyingSupport the Show.
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Pekko and Adrastea head off to 'The Puddle' to bring Ravi back to life, playing games, invading dreams and revealing big secrets en route to the their destination!Adrastea- Angela Yih @ GirlmadeofJadePekko/Ravi - Kier ZhouYoung Ravi - Matthew ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Peril- Child in peril- Death/Dying- Mention...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi Returns, attempts to find Adrastea and makes a new friend. Pekko and Adrastea continue playing games en route to the puddle. A new threat emerges.Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjadeGnilfiet- Krissi WilliamsThe Dissident - Jak True (he/him) @jak_trueRavi- Kier ZhouJerome - Dylan @DylanandDragonsBingo-Bangle - Jim @_QuiGonJim_Conten...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The Dissident learns that much has changed since he died. Adrastea deals with the Berserkers and Pekko travels more memories. Adrastea- Angela YihDissident- Jack TrueRavi/Pekko/Bikhu Ram/Vayu- Kier ZhouSupport the Show.
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi and The Dissident play catch up. Adrastea calls out Pekko and has her mind blown. She arrives.Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJadeRavi/Pekko: Kier ZhouThe Dissident: Jak True @TrueJakGnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissixIlkea: Maddie Williams Listen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn in a new...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Pekko tells a meandering story of 'the great cosmogony'. Gnilfiet listens impatiently waiting for her moment.Gnilfiet: Krissi WilliamsPekko: Kier ZhouSupport the Show.
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Ravi reflects on the benefits of death. Gnilfiet upsets Pekko.Adrastea: Angela Yih @GirlmadeofJadeRavi/Pekko: Kier ZhouThe Dissident: Jak True @TrueJakGnilfiet: Krissi Williams @xKrissixSupport the Show.
Send us a Text Message.All the characters finally arrive at The Puddle but it looks like someone is keen for a fight!Will Pekko reveal what the hell is going on? Honestly... probably not...Adrastea- Angela Yih @girlmadeofjadeGnilfiet- Krissi WilliamsThe Dissident - Dr Loup SutcliffeRavi- Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Violence - Threats of Violence-Threats of Cannibalism - Stupidity- Nudity - Tasteless Dick Jokes. Listen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Se...
1Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Lt Lars Xu's memories are played out by the Commander's LUDEN. Things are as muddled and confused as he promised... but he seems to be recalling a meeting with a mysterious woman in The Narrows and the start of the investigation into the attack at The Row...but REALLY! why does he keep narrating everything?!Lt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteLucca - Kri...
Send us a Text Message.The Saga of Thadene Orillian forms the founding mythos of the peoples of the North Hub and is referenced regularly in the No Return universe.Listen and enjoy to the Lyrical Poems which form The Saga.Please excuse the self-indulgent academic analysis. Support the Show.
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The following is an excerpt from the journal of Chief Signalman Olinwa Aora Galondel Nossiter. They were part of the Holy Mission to the North Hub. The Chief Signalman is presently missing in action and this document is marked for destruction. I have chosen to share it here, because it contains disturbing accounts of conduct by the Uruk Helot...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Sergeant Major Dagrun and Contuburnium One receive their orders.CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)Tpr Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul languag...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882The boys find themselves in trouble as they try to navigate the streets of the capitol.CSgt Malcom Rigby- Girunduu (@Girunduu)Sgt Gav Fern - Dylan (@DylanandDragons)Cpl Dek Ana- Luke Scarrow (@Duderooni)Tpr Nuori Gazi - Graham Capobianco Tpr Hupsu Tomo - Jack DuncanCol Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberSgt Mjr Kova Dagrun- Kier ZhouCapt...
Send us a Text Message.What was all that nonsense about a weasel!? Here is the story .Content Warning ⚠️: - Foul language - Mild Peril Listen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn in a new area on a different side of the world, as they arrive at a stop in one of their outposts in Lagos, Nigeria to officiate Riz as part of AGON. However, recent developments have called them all to a new mission regarding activity in the region. Find ...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Mal and Gav find themselves in a spot of bother in The Row whilst Deky and the Troopers prepare for battle.Gav- Dylan @DylanandDragonsMal- Girunduu @GirunduuPerformer 1 - Aaron @Zed1PodPerformer 2- Katie @Zed1PodDoor Man - Graham Capobianco Anan- Skyler Giordano Gazi - Graham Capobianco Deky - Luke Scarrow @DuderooniTommo - Jac...
Send us a Text Message.If you like the show, why not become a patron on patreon, and get access to hours of bonus content!https://patreon.com/NoReturn882Gav and Mal finally get the prisoner back to Colonel Wilifred. Deky, Tommo, Gazi and Von Overton engage the enemy. Dagrun and Luobo prepare a surprise from the skies...Col. Wilifred- Edmund Cragg-BarberGav- Dylan @DylanandDragonsMal- Girunduu @GirunduuGazi - Graham Capobianco Deky - Luke Scarrow @DuderooniTommo - Jack DuncanVon Overton- ...
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