Sexy Voice Guy

Season 3 is going to take a new turn on unsolved mysteries of the world.The first - Flight MH370 that disappeared after one hour of flight time..... what happened to it?Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

In the latest episode of *Sexy Voice Guy*, listeners are treated to a candid reflection on the age-old issue many anglers face: the lingering smell of fish on their hands after a day by the water. The host playfully depicts fishing as an adventure where one tosses a line in the water, hoping for a fishy prize. Yet, every so often, this reward might be a turtle or even a snake—far from the desired catch.But more than these occasional aquatic surprises, the conversation gravitates towards the potent, unmistakable aroma that a fish leaves behind. The scent, as described, has a tenacity that can persevere until the next morning if one's hand-cleaning isn’t up to par. This leads our host to muse about the curious duality of fish. If its scent is so overwhelming, why then does its taste find favor among so many? The episode isn’t merely a contemplative journey though. Listeners are offered a practical piece of advice: when faced with fishy fingers, don’t descend into a panic. Hot water, soap, and a thorough scrubbing can restore hands to their unscented state. And as the broadcast draws to a close, *Sexy Voice Guy* imparts a final thought: While fishing brings immense joy, never underestimate the importance of a good hand wash afterwards.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Join the alluring tones of the Sexy Voice Guy as he dives deep into the quirky, everyday mysteries that separate men from women. From the age-old Toilet Seat Tango to the baffling battles of the Remote Control Rumble, we'll uncover those humorous habits that have both charmed and confounded lovers through the ages. While we humorously generalize these everyday conundrums, remember that individuality rules the roost. But, for comedic charm, let's pretend everyone *does* fit neatly into these categories. Laugh at the Closet Conundrums, nod in agreement with the Silent Treatment Scenarios, and reminisce about those late-night Phone Phobias in bed. These romantic riddles may never be fully solved, but they sure make life a whole lot more interesting.It's a light-hearted look at love, laughter, and life's little enigmas. So, buckle up, and let's unravel these riddles, one laugh at a time. Remember, even in mystery, it's always... *nice, baby.* 🖤🎧🌹Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Stretch into the sultry world of yoga with the one and only Sexy Voice Guy. From intriguing positions like "Downward Dog" to hilarious renditions like "The Day Drinker" and "Goodbye Future Children", this episode will leave you both entertained and curiously inclined to try some out. But be forewarned - as alluring as yoga may seem, it's also a realm of unexpected sounds, astonishing flexibility, and at times, peculiar aromas. Whether you're a seasoned yogi or a rookie eager to stretch those limbs, this episode promises a blend of humor, sensuality, and raw honesty. So, grab your mat (and maybe a nose plug) and let's get started. Remember, it's not just about finding your center... it's about enjoying every (hilarious) moment of the journey. 💕🧘‍♂️🎧Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Tune into the latest episode of "The Sexy Voice Guy" where we navigate the world of 'Naughty Netflix' nights with your partner. Today, we discuss selecting the perfect binge-watch, the playful or perilous dynamics of onscreen beauty, and turning these viewing moments into a romantic extravaganza. We also cover the potential pitfalls of comparing your partner to on-screen heartthrobs, while providing tips to avoid body-shaming and promote intimacy. Learn how to spice up your binge-watching routine and transform a casual Netflix night into an enriching, shared experience.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Welcome to another episode of "The Sexy Voice Guy" podcast! In this episode, titled "Feast of Foreplay," we delve into the hilarious and sometimes awkward moments when your loved ones eat near you. Picture a romantic setting, candles flickering, eyes locked, and then your sweetheart takes a bite of their food, only to produce a llama-like or horse-like chewing sound. Suddenly, you find yourself transported to a wildlife documentary, witnessing the eating habits of hippos, zebras, alligators, or even a Hilo monster devouring a deer.While it may not be the ideal dining experience, those sounds can strangely be sexy and even ignite a food fight frenzy. You might find yourself torn between running away screaming internally or embracing the crunch as part of the romantic ambiance. So, what do you say in that moment? Should you politely ask your loved one to chew with their mouth closed or maybe blend their food for a quieter experience? It's crucial to be cautious and kind with your words, as they might become self-conscious.If you're anything like me, you can't stand the sound of other people eating, especially nuts—way too loud. And don't even get me started on crunchy tacos. The messiness of cheese and meat going everywhere is a challenge in itself. But food and love are intertwined, and perhaps those crunches and slurps are just amplified expressions of affection. It could be your loved one's way of saying, "I love your cooking so much that I can't contain my appreciation, even if it means making loud, exaggerated eating noises."In the end, maybe it's time to get your own back. Grab a crunchy bowl of cereal in the middle of the night and munch away as they're falling asleep. After all, revenge is a dish best served crunchy. But jokes aside, open and honest communication is the key. If your loved one's eating habits bother you, talk to them about it. And if you love them and their unique eating sounds, consider introducing them to the idea of a silent supper—a meal enjoyed in complete silence, which can be a fun and unique way to communicate your feelings without causing a stir.Remember, no matter how irritating those chewing noises may be, your love should always be a feast for the soul, never a famine. Thank you for tuning in today and embrace the sweet, sometimes not-so-nice sounds that come out of your lover's face when they eat too loudly.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Join the Sexy Voice Guy as he turns a simple task into an exciting journey of anticipation, in the latest episode of transforming the ordinary into extraordinary. This time, he explores the titillating task of tending to your bushes before a party. From the nerve-racking excitement of welcoming friends into your intimate space, to the joy of setting the perfect first impression, every moment is an intriguing blend of nerve and excitement. Whether you are entering through the front door or the back, the sight of well-trimmed bushes can set the tone for a memorable evening. But it's not all about aesthetics, it's also about making a path, an invitation for others to explore. In this adventurous venture, the Sexy Voice Guy also covers the unique joy of getting your hands dirty and the sense of accomplishment that follows. From the swings in your yard to the anticipation of a great gathering, this episode is a gentle reminder of the importance of diligent work and finding joy in preparation. So, are you ready to prune those bushes and keep your doors open? Remember, it's not just nice, it's nice baby.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

In this sensationally enticing episode of Sexy Voice Guy, we're embarking on a journey like no other — "The Organic Selection to Orgasmic Infusion," a tantric expedition to the grocery store. Transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, we uncover the sensual delights hidden in plain sight, from the produce aisle to the checkout line. Whether it's blushing over a suggestive zucchini, playing a risqué game of I Spy among the vegetables, or finding the perfect meat for a saucy experience, we reveal how every part of the supermarket can be a playground of sensuous wonder.As we explore this tantalizing world, we also delve into the art of selecting the perfect chicken, the playful spark rekindled by suggestive vegetables, and the delicious treat promised by choosing the right steak. We celebrate the joy of grocery shopping sans kids, and the fun in secretly sneaking in items into the cart. And remember, it's not just about making the perfect salad, it's about the thrill of rushing back to the vegetable section to grab those missing ingredients.Join us as we stroll through the grocery store aisles, proving that even the simplest tasks can be laced with sensuality when approached with the right mindset. So, if you're ready to see your routine supermarket trip in a whole new light, tune in and remember — it's not just nice, it's nice, baby!Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Welcome to another jaw-dropping episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we explore the unexpectedly alluring side of life's most mundane relationship moments. Today, we're talking about the passionate dance of the perfectly imperfect kiss—yes, that clumsy yet endearing exchange we've all experienced at some point in our lives you ready to pucker up and embrace the world of the awkward smooch? Let's dive in, shall we?Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Seductive Directions: Steering DesireWelcome to this steamy episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we explore the captivating world of seductive driving directions. Join us as we delve into various scenarios that showcase the alluring navigation skills of the women in our lives. From suggestive shortcuts to the passionate parking job, we'll examine how these sultry copilots make even the most advanced GPS systems envious. Get ready for a thrilling ride that redefines the art of navigation and celebrates the sensual moments that make our journeys unforgettable. Remember to drive safely and embrace the adventure! It's Nice, Baby!Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Welcome to another sizzling episode of Sexy Voice Guy, where we plunge into the seductive depths of everyday interactions. Today, we're talking dishwashers—oh, you heard that right. We're getting down and dirty with that steamy, sudsy appliance we all secretly adore. But when it comes to loading and unloading, men and women might approach it with their own spicy flair. Let's dive in, shall we?Communication is key: Men may be tempted to just throw things in, creating a wild, untamed mess, while women might crave a more tantalizingly organized arrangement. Communicate your desires, sensually murmur your utensil placement preferences, and find that oh-so-sexy middle ground.Share the load: Ladies, we know you savor your symmetry, but sometimes, you've got to let loose and welcome the disorder. Gents, try to appreciate the irresistible charm of a well-organized rack. There's nothing steamier than working together and admiring each other's...dish-loading techniques.Heat things up: A dishwasher isn't just for dishes, darlings—it's a sultry playground for you and your partner. Crank up the heat by challenging each other to a race—who can load or unload the fastest? Winner gets to choose the next fiery household task, like seductively sorting socks or sensuously scrubbing the shower.Celebrate your differences: Savor your partner's unique approach to dishwasher duty. Maybe it's the way they caress the fine china or how they provocatively twirl the cutlery. Discover the hidden sensuality in the seemingly mundane, and let your dishwasher dance become an erotic tango.That's all for today, you gorgeous listeners. Join us next time on Sexy Voice Guy for more scorching tips on everyday life. Remember, it's not just about the dishes; it's about the simmering passion between you and your partner. Keep things fiery and tantalizing, and stay sexy!Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

I was thinking the other day when I was making coffee. What does coffee think when I put cream in it? Me deep inside it? Do you think it says I love it when you cream my coffee? I mean watching it swirl the little tantalizing dance that it makes. Imagine if coffee and cream had a baby I'm not sure what it'd be? Probably look like Beyonce.Pretty amazing really. Coffee and cream is really a delicate thing. It's something that's so special to everyone involved all three of us it's like a weird threesome. Dark coffee,  super white cream - and I am eating both of them.I think we should all think about our cream and coffee differently now. And next time you mix your cream deep and set up some dark coffee and joy every second of it. Helpful tips from your sexy voice guy. It's nice babySupport the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

10 things you can say to your woman to make her happy. First. You're right. I'm wrong. Anything to make you happy? Second. Let me take care of that for you. Third. Sure. I'll watch The Notebook with you again. Four. Of course I'll kill the spider and cockroach for you. Five. I'll cook dinner tonight. And do the dishes and clean up afterwards. Six. Let's skip the game and go shopping instead. TJ Maxx, Marshalls, DSW - sounds amazing. Seven. You look beautiful. Even when you're wearing sweatpants. Eight. I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you just said? I'm not actually sure that's a good one to say. You probably should just listen the first time. Nine. Yes. I think we should get a puppy Ten, I'll put the toilet seat down for you. I promise. I'm sorry you fell in the toilet. Men. If you heed this advice, your relationship will improve. Your night will improve and you'll be less likely to be stabbed during the course of a relationship. Good luck.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Fasting to Jesus.I know life comes at your hard. And you know, you get a little extra weight and little chunkiness. And the first thing you're gonna start doing is trying some diets, maybe you're just gonna go to fasting. You know, it's where you don't eat for 24 hours, maybe three days in a row, maybe just take 18 hours off, but then it didn't work. Next thing you know, you're on a Keto. And now you're talking about it, because that's what you do. When you're on keto. You say, Hey, I'm on keto. And you tell everybody, I'm on keto. I don't eat carbs. I feel amazing. I love it, but you don't inside deep down. You just wanted a big giant loaf of bread. But when keto doesn't work, and you tried to intermittent fasting, next, you know, you join a gym, probably CrossFit. That's when you get in there. And next thing you know, you love heavy metal music, you got tattoos and it's all you're talking about. It's keto fasting and CrossFit. But you look in the mirror and you're still chunky. So who do you turn to? Clearly, it's Jesus. You start walking door to door preaching the word talking about CrossFit, your keto diet, and all the fasting you've done. You've walked miles you look down, you look in the mirror, and oh my God, you've lost 50 pounds. Amen.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

I know this is a tricky situation to pass a bit of gas in front of your man for the first time. But here is some advice and techniques to do so while strengthening your relationship.#humor #farting #relationships #life #advice #sexyvoiceguy Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Ladies, season two is all about you.Ask sexy voice guy any question about life, parenting, relationships, career. I'll reply back with a real video for you answering your question.I'm here for you this season.I'm gonna help you be better, feel better, do better in life.It's nice baby!Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Confused? Ask Sexy Voice Guy!Ask Sexy Voice Guy a question. That's right! Relationships? life? career? parenting? I can help with all that, just ask me a question in the comments, either through text or video and I will reply with an answer. Ask sexy voice guy.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Beach AMSR - Fall Asleep in one minute. #comedy #improv #podcast #humor #funnypodcast #funny #adice #lifehacks #motivation  #explorepage #asmr #asmrsleep #asmrrelax #asmrsounds #asmrvids #asmrbeach #relaxing #sleep #beach #waves #satisfyingImagine you're on a beach, beautiful white sands. It's a warm, clear, sunny day, and you hear the ocean. You hear the wind. You feel the sun on your face. It's warm. But the day unfolds and you go for your walk, you feel the white sand continuously caress your feet. Let your mind drift. Breathe. Enjoy the power of the ocean. It's push its pull its release. Let your mind drift further. The like the tide. Let it come and go. Let your mind drift. Breathe. Hear the waves, feel the wind. Close your eyes and let go.Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

We know you love watching all the episodes from your favorite Sexy Voice Guy. And we're here to make that easy for you. Season 1 was all about humor in short requests from listeners!  Thank you for listening and launching the podcast!  #humor #micropodcast #podcast #sexyvoice #sexymalevoice #funnypodcastSupport the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L

Safe WordsSafe words. It's a word used in sadomasochistic sexual practices to indicate that a participant wants to stop. Now there's some general rules for picking your safe word. First, you better remember it, don't make it too long. Second, you better be able to say it with a GoreTex mouth ball stuck in your face. Third, it better not be confusing, like more, not enough, or harder. Here's some great examples you can use umbrella, Oprah, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, Oklahoma, mango, paws, pineapple, upside-down pineapple red. Here's a bad example, sandusky, asha woods, or your exes first name, your grandma's name, your mother's name, your priest name from childhood. Don't do those but safe words are there for a reason. Pick a good one. Remember it and use it wisely while you're getting tortured and beat up by your partner. Enjoy. It's nice baby!Support the showSexy Voice Guy - Voice So Sexy, It's Criminal | sexyvoiceguy.comApple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sexy-voice-guy/id1540619762Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1XqPQBuNWRzj3Ri2UFEZ9L