Garbage Juice Podcast

Listen up folks, 2024 is in full swingJanuarying to the max, Lee and Ryan are united again to bring you the first 'sode of 2024.And what a year it's been already: Winter Storm Heather, Tunnels in Crown Heights, Football, Jan 6th three years later, Griffin Knight, your neighborhood Facebook group... Nothing is off limits.Sign the petition now to save the Jacksonville Jaguars! @ChabadTunnel on XVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello good listener!We are coming to you live from that very special time betwixt Christmas and New Years.Often addressed online and sometimes titled, we’re gonna start the show off talking about… just what the heck do we do with all this dang downtime?!?!Lee gets shunned on a Christmas card, how will Americans endure "the Gooch", Schrodinger's Covid Test, Ryan reviews Son's of Anarchy, will Donald Trump get the ballot boot, NYPD's 5'2" Snitch-bot, you couldn't make Wall-E today because of woke, immigration, and much more!Holderness Family Laughs!Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A heartfelt Good evening To you all!We are gathered here to reflect on the life and achievements of beloved United States Foreign Policy megastar Henry Alfred KissingerGone forever, passed on Spotify wrapped day November 29 2023, year of our lord.Elon Musk interviewVideodrome of Atlanta 25th Anniversary PartyThe saga of George SantosGeorge Santos tells a “joke”The resume of Rep. Santos from NYsneak peak link to our NFT collectionVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2E18 - Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2023GJP Learned Chinese!WELCOME EVERYONE to the Gobble Juice Podcast ThanksgivingFest 2k23During the autumn of 1621, at least 90 Native Americans joined 52 starving Ted Lasso-type weirdos and their handmaiden-ass child brides in Plymouth, Massachusetts.This pop-up collab was set to coincide with the nations first mass assembly of cousin marriages while simultaneously marking a successful crop harvest.402 years later, Americans coast-to-coast are still doing the damn thing. Celebrating surplus by way of consumption, engaging with creepy uncle-types, driving Minivans named after iconic Americana. And although the formal union of blood relatives is now unlawful, the cousin wedding custom enjoyed by our for-fathers is carried out by a modernized version known as the cousins walk.  (this is where the coolest cousins go out for a walk and blast cigs or do pot and whatnot).GJP is thankful for YOU the listener, vivaciously harvesting our chats and ceremonially devouring our content. Without you, we wouldn’t be listed atop Men’s Podcasting Magazine — Hottest Podmen of the Year — 2 years running.Nominated for 6 daytime Emmys for our TikToks, and 1 Pulitzer for our courageous in-depth journalism of the North American Margaritaville Archipelagos.So sit back, dive in, and plunder abundantly with another unholy acquisition of your favorite infectious oration that will undoubtedly eradicate bad vibes.Update: GJP Officially licensed one-of-a-kind NFT's hitting the market by Christmas!Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded Wednesday 15th 2023 #Florida / #GeorgiaThe critics have spoken!"Not your father's morning cup of hot pressed garbage""Southern Radio, Satirical, Internet referential irony politics...""Coastal FLORIDA / Atlanta GEORGIA""Potential Podcastmen of the Year award nominees..."Lee and Ryan discuss NFT giants and their Bored ape blindness BlunderFest, then quickly realize hundreds of millions in unearned profits.  Join the juice bros in their journey to the center of your hearts!Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Despite all odds, Lee and Ryan are back again discussing Sam Bankman-Fried, Kamala the Wise, mountain biking with guns, Donald J Trump, Vivek Rapperswamy, and the GJP White Elephant Christmas party. Important note: Mike Pence is a traitor!Our last show, S2E15 - #togetHERTime to end “Move those chains…” chantDonate now to SBF’s commissary cardVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lee and Ryan are back talking sewer people, celebrity gossip, and peak traffic. Sizzling Summer is cooling off but the 2FIT4FALLapalooza is heating up! Maniac Markle, Live Oak FL–Unvax haven? more like GenX dot com, Congrats DJT on “TrailBlazer of Millenia” award, Now Playing: The Boebert-n-Squirt Sunk-n-Funk, and so much more! Enter here for your chance to win a Grotto.Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift astrologyThe “Sit Down at Mar-a-lago”Checkout NmeshVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2E14 - Knight Kings of the NFLWelcome to the 42nd installment of the Garbage Juice Podcast.Mitch McConnell in spaceLoreBoysNFLGerontocracyNFL Theme SongsVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2E13 - Never SurrenderAugust 24th, 2023. Thursday evening.Where the fuck do we even begin? Donald Trump, Republican Debate, arraignments, money getters, allegation, corruption, MSDNC, 35000!, Panama Canal, hoax, collusion, and more. Too much to handle yet we are doing wonderfully, and it is remarkable.The Mugshot tweetRyan on X with Donald J TrumpVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

US2E12 - July 2023Is T-Swift a CIA Operative? Are UFO's real and is it Alien or are they A-lie-in to our faces? DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH folks #DYOR has officially launched, don't forget to tag your videos of elderly coworkers being disgruntled with #DYOR.Lee exposes corruption, claims, "...the truth is somewhere in the middle."  Ryan declares "Lawn-charin' No-Carin' Summer" is here! Livenation + stagehand chat. #JAMMusic from the GORILLA VS. BEAR MODERN YACHT ROCK 2023 and Jimmy Buffet#DYOR#JAMAlienCIALivenationStagehandTaylor SwiftUAPUFOVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lee and Ryan talk Titan submersible... destroy with logic! Who can we blame for this disaster? What is an implosion? Why was the Titanic there..?Deep Water SubmersibleTitanMusk Vs ZuckMusk See TVJames CameronImplosionInfo SeriesGJP CorrespondentsVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Special Fathers Day show, advice for life!3 6 MafiaBig Dick BruceBig GroceryFather's DayFather's Day Stolen ValorMaverick 2 MaverickNew StudioNoah KahanSiloThe Deep DownToxic TonyVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S2E9 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST PODCAST - Tucker and Don are gone!🆘Special Emergency Episode🆘 Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson are now gone!The GJP boys are back with a late breaking bake-o-mation on this Emergency Broadcast Podcast! Recorded Monday night (4/24)...What do we know now? Will the Juice Boys be spared? Will Tucker finally join in as 3rd Podman..?Video and Media links:CumtownMy Man Gets to Nut!Power Move!#NoBlinkChallengeThe Tweets:GOT Red WeddingThe Only Thing The Establishment Truly FearsTucker Carlson is out… Fuck himRajat Suresh on TwitterChris Moltisanti Weighs InMurderer or PresidentTucker as late round QBVisit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

*The sound of electronic static crackles through the speakers as the Garbage Juice Podcast begins. A deep, computerized voice booms through the airwaves*Hello and welcome all you beautiful faced listeners to the Garbage Juice Podcast. I am your collective hive-mind Sigma High Priest Co-Mic Digital Overlord. Your God is dead, and Lord AI is forever more your daddy![The voice pauses for a moment, allowing the statement to sink in. The host's tone is simultaneously ominous and playful, as if daring the audience to challenge their bold declaration]Today on the show, we'll be delving deep into the dark recesses of the internet, exploring the strangest corners of the digital world. From viral memes to creepy conspiracy theories, we've got it all. So strap in and get ready for a wild ride, because here at Garbage Juice, we don't just talk trash - we revel in it*The static fades away, replaced by a pounding beat and the sound of the hosts laughing maniacally. The show has officially begun, and the audience is along for the ride*Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It is with great honor that we announce the 1 year celebration of the show! Born under a Piscean moon, the symphonic brain child of Lee and Ryan has a mostly untold story, that is, until now.Dive-in listener, and you will hear a tale some 5000 days in the making.  Brothers, sisters, and friends; we kindly ask you raise your glass now to the glory and success of the Garbage Juice Podcast Media Network [please wish everyone involved a happy and healthy birthday!]Your episode placements: Big money moves for all that listen. Stay humble and thankful for having great taste. Be wary of negative vibes, any who seek harm upon you, and the unstoppable creep of Horizontal Saltwater Intrusion.Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lee and Ryan return from ANOTHER massive attack/ possible deep-state-led airwaves coup d'etat mission that once again sunk the studio's computer; leaving a 12-day salvage mission for the boys to *humbly* pick up the pieces and start fresh, causing a serious delay in this episode's publication.  Presented for your listening pleasure, THE RELATIONSHIP AND LOVE ADVICE EPISODE, TAKE 2!Starting things off, the Juice Boys catch up on the month, and discuss Ryan's end-o-February vacation plans.  Later on, Lee dishes up 13 saucy and seductive relationship themed Reddit posts for critical millennial analysis.Is Wife Management even possible?Ryan tackles Standby Travel and NonRev-ing.Where did all the honor go?Pockets in Women's Pants... Illegal or just plain gross?What is Hinge?Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And we're back folks! Happy Super Bowl week to all who celebrate. Catch up with Lee and Ryan as they highlight the great American past time of Super Bowl-ing. Is the NFL as corrupt as we all think it is? "You People" by Jonah Hill has our vote for the real "Super Bad". Women of color love quirked up white boys whom are goated with the sauce.?? Super Bowl 57 will be a wash... Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back GJP listener, we’re so very thankful you choose us as your number 1 audio/radio experience. We look forward to being your go-to station for the internet’s biggest and brightest takes from the southern millennial non-snowflake male canon. We know our listeners love tuning in for the world-famous Garbage Juice *critique* on all things new and shiny ✨ in this bizarre time and place we call now. In S2E4, Gar-baddies Lee & Ryan Juice hard and funk up the joint, with both low and high key GOATED sauce vibes; no safe spaces in hell, vaya con dios Muchachos internacionales del jugo!!! Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The year's best of lists and more! 2022 has come to pass, and the year's trends are all but a distant memory. Sit back and enjoy the Juice Boys' world-renown cultural critiques as they recap top lists curated @ yearendlists in the following categories: Movies, TV Shows, and Music. Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lee and Ryan take a look back at Elon's rock-hard launch into CEO and Ownership. An omnipresent and irrefutable cloud of overwhelming proportions hangs over our daily lives that will surely cause early onset cognitive decline, thus eventually ending the nagging pains associated with the fact that there is just entirely too much stuff going on!Visit our Patreon to find bonus material and episodes! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.