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After a 2 year absence...Who knew Covid would make us lazier than ever?
We're back with a Christmas Quiz....That was made in February....Join Matt, Marky & Oliver for some festive but questionable fun.
Trigger Warning - Offensive Words (All are read from a statement accurately not to deliberately offend)
Marky, Matt & Oliver chat the last few weeks news headlines from the world. We look into Yorkshire Cricket Club, We see what happens when Musicians are desperate for a piss and we try to find Tennis Player Peng Shuai. We learn what 2 15 thousands are via the School of Jericho and his tiny dick.
It's been 8 months but we're back and better then ever(Not really)
Matt & Marky have a brief chat of their last 8 months. We learn what it's like to be a CBBC presenter and how the Australian Madelaine McCann is doing these days.
Matt is joined by Maggle, Paul T & Tanner as they fight for the custody of maggle or in his case his own freedom in a quiz for 4 year olds featuring our 1st ever Picture Round.
We talk Joey Ryan's abject attempt to get back into Wrestling as it happened and what Mag's life in his potential new homes would be like if he doesn't win.
Matt is joined by Olly & Marky to chat WWE Elimination Chamber and the road to wrestlemania. We also chat about British Wrestling after it's shitshow of a week.
We branch out into other sports from Football to Formula 1.
Paul T, Matt and Pete are joined by Fowl Original, Maggle and the Fraudulent half of Ricky and Clive for what was supposed to be a games night but descends into absolute chaos
5Nerdsgo welcome FowlOriginal to the podcast with some lovely chat about Prince Harry's dick and why Alisson Hammond now probably has a restraining order against him before rounding out with a quiz about the absolute shit-show that has been 2020
Matt hosts a quiz but after the abject failures of usually quizzes. It's aimed at 7-10 year olds. Can Paul Mac (Yes really), Marky, Olly and Maggle succeed where they usually fail in a totally fair Quiz.
In the worst thing to hit 2020 this year Matt has decided to start interrogations/interviews. We thought we'd break in easily with the most offensive member of 5NerdsGo that is Declan.
18+ subjects include - Rikishi's ball sack, Fig Rolls, Dec's love of bushes, A Dildo in a bush in High Wycombe.
18+ Sensitive Content.
It's International Quiz Night at 5NerdsGo with Dec, Paul T, Clive, Matt W & Ryan battling each other as Matt takes on quizmaster.
We see how much people know about their own countries and the others (not alot if you're Ryan)
Ryan rants about Wrestling fans, We chat about PS5 and XBX. We learn what happens to Jizz when left in the sun and various other questionable things happen.
Dec is on the other channel playing Fall Guys with his new old friends TeamZoomZoom, so Paul T and Matt decide to watch and berate him
Loading screen topics include WWE Payback, a review of Summerslam, new lockdown habits and a very HARD quiz
Paul & Matt take a rummage through Matt's attic, talk about life in lockdown, bodily functions, recent developments in the wrestling world, then commit some good old fashioned treason
Matt & Paul are joined by James from That 90's Wrestling Podcast, Matt Willis (briefly!) and Mags (not at all) to discuss all things wrestling, Liverpool winning the Premier League and play a little round of Matt's groundbreaking new game
Join Matt, Pete, Marky & Olly as they chat NXT In Your House before turning their attention to what's happening in the world today from Statues to Football to Disney+. Matt Willis shows up for the briefest of appearances.
18+ Sensitive Content
Matt is joined by guests Marky, Oliver & Badlands host Maggle (Darren) As they chat about various subjects from the Maddie McCann breaking news to what condiments to dip your cock into and everything in between. There is also a quiz which was not rigged at all...
It was Quiz Night in the 5Nerds Tower with Matt taking the role as Quiz Master whilst the returns of Superman Hunch (Pete & Tolley) Yes really they showed up faced Guest Maggle & Father Mac against the debuting Team Molly the combo of Marky & Nerd in hiding Oliver as they battle through current affairs, general knowledge & just random subjects.
18+ contains swearing and offensive content as usual
Well the other nerds are missing and Matt's gone off the rails so the only sensible thing to do was let him loose on his own not that they had the choice or are aware this has happened until they see it on twitter.
Topics covered are 18+ from Wrestling to UK in Lockdown and a review of poking a finger in his arse.
Join Matt & Paul Mac as their joined by Good Cop Bad Cop's Graham and Matt.
We discuss lives in isolation under lockdown and how it's changed or not changed and come up with a new social distancing method. Graham reads reviews of 5NerdsGo from Apple (Cos we're on there apparently) then it comes to problem hour with some very questionable issues....
It's Quiz Night with Matt taking the "host" duties with PMac, Paul T, Dec and guests Maggle, Matt & Chris joining us for the most ill judged but not even slightly rigged quiz in history.
Join Matt, Paul Mac, Paul T & Special Guest Matt W from Good Cop Bad Cop. We chat NHS hospital food, Best ever breakfasts the occasional bit of wrestling and how much of a wanker PMac is as usual.



