Outlaws Comedy Podcast

That's a wrap for Season 3 Outlaws! The bet was to name the title of this season finale the most liked sound effect. So I (Kris Louis) hate you all! Jokes aside, thank you so much to everyone listening. Thank you for all the support. And special thank you to our Patreon Members and the friends we made along the way... We will be back for Season 4 in September! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

McDonalds caters weddings if you are only in Indonesia! United Airlines workers stole weed from passenger bags, then sold it?!? A man dies from a penis enlargement surgery. We revisit the story about the students arrested for their “Fart Spray Prank”, and the part 2 of the story is even crazier! And Atlanta’s own Alpharetta Chick-Fil-A is now using robot servers. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Tiktoker Madison Russo lies about having cancer in a GoFundMe & Tiktok! French President Macron ignores a guard who collapses behind him. Plant Vegan Goo Meat people protest to have the Macon Bacon baseball team's name changed. A man hires a prostitute and finds out it's his daughter?!? A man survives being trapped in a blizzard with just Taco Bell Sauce. On Patreon, we talk about a Starbucks employee who sues for millions cause of citing BLM as a Ponzi Scheme. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

In this weeks "Sofa King Award", we determine if cooking is sexist and if this AITA Redditor deserves the trophy. Spotify is salty about the Sussexes. Desantis & Gavin Newsom fight over migrants. Elon has deemed "cis" a slur on Twitter. There's a new maple syrup flavor: meth. Patreon users get to dive deep with us in the most trending story this week: The Titanic Submarine! Hey at least the dive with us has oxygen cause you have to laugh somehow... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Aliens invade a family's backyard in Las Vegas! In Japan, you can have a Smile Instructor teach you to smile Post Covid. A man gets hired to be on CSI after auditioning as a dead body on Tiktok. Atlanta is back in the news with another shooting on the freeway! And a non-binary person alters their body with $12,000 worth of body modification?!? Of course we talk about Trump getting arrested! And if you are a Patreon Member, you get to hear about it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Happy Dinosaur Month Outlaws! 3 tons of cocaine are found smuggled... in banana crates?!? Self Checkout Robots now charge tip for YOU doing the work?!? Target gets slammed by the internet for removing their Pride Merch. Drug vending machines are a real thing now?!? And Box Office Analyst declare The Little Mermaid reboot a massive loss for Disney worldwide. Join us on Patreon for just $5/month and you get to see our Bonus Article covering the Atlanta Lululemon controversy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Indiana Jones 5 gets early mixed reviews cause Hollywood critics think it’s too woke?!? In our new, “Sofa King Award” segment, we award the biggest idiot of the week to a man who storms the White House with a Uhaul. Facebook has some glitches that’s making you new friends! Nick tells us about a Hockey tradition no one asked for. Chuck talks about fake job posts luring people into becoming bacon??? On Patreon, Erika has a game where we have to “Guess the Tweet”! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

A Rabbit joins the police force in real life. Another chooses a life of crime... Nick tells us about FDR’s crazy hilarious anti-gay military program. If that wasn’t had enough to swallow, try Chuck talking about poop pills. We talk about the latest pasta mystery.  Today's bonus article is about Canada's least successful business in 2023: Anarchist Coffee. Who knew Canadians won't like a place thats rude and doesn't apologize when your name is written wrong on the cups??? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Today is a double whammy! Chuck D hosts & Comedian Frank Lotto joins the Outlaws today! A parents' new home-schooling agenda lets the kids decide what to learn?!? A man finds a way around Atlanta's persistent car bootings. On Chuck's DSPN segment we talk about the NFL's biggest scandels and how everyone seemed to forget them. A fart spray hospitalizes students in a school in Texas. The saloon tells us about the pain of being in a "hot-phobic epidemic" Become a member on Patreon and join us on our bonus article covering the Writer's Strike 2023! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

On this weeks Jiko Bukken Market Watch: Kris talks about a haunted pub in England that has a drunk ghost! A Florida Man steals a school bus with many surprises in it! Pornhub bans Utah IP Addresses because of their new law. A woman is accused of selling body parts online. And a Dutch Bird gets arrested. Subscribe to our Patreon to listen to out aftershow where we talk about a man raided by the Feds because of Magic the Gathering?!? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

We're back from Spring Break! And things have only gotten worse. Chuck tells us about Vaginal Steaming and we mansplain if you should do it or not. Kris talks about the newest Mormon TikTok trend: Soaking. On our DSPN segment, we talk about how Climate Change effects juicing in Baseball. Samsung is trying to fake the moon with their cameras? And BREAKING NEWS: Tucker Carlson is leaving Fox News! On Patreon, we talk about our newest review from a leftist... SO yeah, nothing's changed. Glad to be back! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

In our new: Jiko Bukken Market Watch! We cover the spookiest weirdest scary story you didn’t hear about. Todays is about a Texas man who claims that a little boy’s ghost caused $25,000 in damages to his car… The Saloon tells us about spiders that crawl up your pee hole. Trump is in hot water…but is it a distraction from Tiktok’s Restrict Act? A French woman is deemed officially legally dead…even though she’s alive?!? We bring back the Fast Food FS segment with Diary Queen’s Red Spoon being stolen.. And it’s spoiler alert: it's expensive! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Trump didn't get arrested, so we reach the bottom of the barrel to find things to talk about! A man sues Buffalo Wild Wings! Blockbuster is back! A Haunted House in Texas is for sale on our Jiko Bukken market watch! Archaeologist discover a 2,000 year old Roman Sex Toy. An only fans model sues her ex-boyfriend. And a contestant on Wheel of Fortune is tackled by the host?!? Patreon members get access to "Sloppy Toppy"...No not that... we mean exclusive Patreon content where we review a Top 10 list. Todays list, is weird inventions! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Happy Saint Patrick's Day Outlaws! This episode will cause another hangover, cause you're gonna have to drink to mentally survive this world! Wingstop & Buff CIty Soap finally help you "Bathe in Ranch" with Ranch Soap! Stephanie Matto was hospitalized after selling perfume...with her farts?!? Nick tells us the new certifications we all need in 2023. Chris Rowley survives more injuries than Evel Knievel on a bad day...all because of his cat?!? Woman goes on a trip to Greece and has a realization that changes her entire life. And Mr. Beast is back in the news for helping people? Send us your drinking game ideas if you live! Cheers! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

The Outlaws are bored of mainstream news, so we decided to bring you the most jank stories we can find! China invents a smooching stick that lets you & your lover make out remotely across the country! Honey Boo Boo is in a car chase with police?!? Louisiana Police stop a woman driving a bright blue bus with Ice Cream, Puppies, and Meth. Nick fills us in on his new part time job! Heinz rewards a man who survived 24 days being stranded in the middle of the ocean with only ketchup?!? And a new study shows that masterbating 21 times a month can reduce chances of prostate cancer.  But you wouldn't know all this if we didn't look! You're welcome. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

The Outlaws get balls deep into the internet to find the stories you didn't hear about! A parent leaves their 6-year old kid unsupervised with his Grubhub app and loses thousands of dollars! Meghan Markle is offended by Southpark. New study in China says that Coke & Pepsi can make your balls & testosterone levels bigger! A giant lead ball washes up the shores of Japan and we get down to the bottom of what it could be! Putin's people are made and WWlll is getting closer! The government confirms their projects to make dead birds into Taxidermy-Dron-Robot-Zombie Birds to spy on us?!?  And Lil D from the Saloon has a huge announcement!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

F's in the chat for our hope for humanity after this episode. TSA finds a baby dolphin skull in someone's luggage. Roombas can now spy on you. Chinese Balloons are invading America. The Church of England wants to change God's gender. The USA Military wants to change their Alphabet codes to be more LGBTQ inclusive. Someone steals an obscene about of bull sperm. And someone's Grandma comes back to life in a funeral home! Patreon members stay tuned for a Bonus Article about Bing's new A.I. that wants to become alive, steal nuclear codes, and create a new virus!  --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

If you are tired of hearing about the Grammys, don't worry cause The Outlaws are here with the craziest stories you didn't hear about! South Korea unbans sex dolls for their citizens! Chuck D quickly explains what a Sybian is. Nick tells us an HOA Horror Story. AMC is thinking about charging you more for where you decide to sit?!? Mel Brooks returns for The History of the World Part 2...in woke 2023?!? Chick Fil-A wants to sell a new cauliflower "chicken" sandwich!  Join the Patreon today for only $5/month to support the show and get access to exclusive content. Today we play, "Is it Anime?!? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

The Outlaws and the new Saloon studio booth bring out the worst & best of humanity in this new episode! Mr. Beast is called "the devil" on the internet because he cured 1000 blind people?!? A school employee steals thousands of dollars worth of chicken wings from school. Eagle's player Josh Stills is indicted with rape and kidnapping right before the Super Bowl! Florida takes the first step toward banning Tiktok! And a special message from Donald Trump! And we play a brand new game called BANNED: 9/11 Edition. Which is exclusive on our Patreon! So become an Outlaw and support the show today! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support

Comedian Frank Lotto joins the Outlaws today as we continue to debunk the news, discover the most insane things you didn't hear about, and much more! It's Hammer Time as Paul Pelosi's assault body cam footage is finally revealed! Nancy Pelosi called for an actual exorcism afterwards?!? One of their most important players the FBI's Russian Collusion investigation gets arrested...for Russian Collusion... Microsoft wants to turn off your Xbox to save the world! We talk about if A.I. can actually take over. Lizzo makes a lingerie line...for abortion?!? And a guy dies in the best way a man can go.   --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/outlaws-comedy/support