The Thread of Gentlemen

Season Five is bubbling in the pot, so here's a starter to get you in the mood! This outtake from Season Four was too funny to be stranded on the cutting room floor. Prepare to have your childhood ruined as The Gentlemen consider Robot Wars...See you soon for Season Five!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've reached the end of Season Four, so sit back & relax as we end it with some more hilarious horrible stories sent in by listeners & scraped from the underbelly of the internet! This week we discuss chunder antics in McDonalds, the worst way to get a call back from a one night stand, a risky story about a fart that goes awry, Santa goes rogue, and some hospital stories to keep worried about getting old! See you soon for Season 5!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whilst Charlie is off on his "honeymoon", we're force feeding you another spoonful of that there Side Missions.Ben & Johnny go through a traumatising tale about about a poor lizard. Then we keep things light with some horrendous pet names for lovers, and some of the worst seggs stories ever read out. Bring tarp, terps, and a net - it's about to get wild!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having a good day? The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns to change all that! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your ears with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories from the internet and sent in by listeners. This week we've got a difficult choice in a toilet cubicle, a lad tried his best to impregnate his pillow, and who is the one armed watcher? As if all that isn't enough, we run through some amazing stories proving once and for all that kids are stupid.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ready, Thready, Go! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your eye holes with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories... better follow this one up with a dose of Penicillin just to be safe. This week we've got a twisted time at the teddy bear's picnic, a Scottish camper makes some terrible decisions, and a toilet phone caller learns a terrible lesson. Finally, you keep sending in your best nicknames - and we'll keep reading them! - the BEST nicknames part three!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of hilarious internet stories. This week we're reading about a kid who has a shocker whilst flexing in the shower, a guy makes a fart sponge, and we delve into a relatable tale about night club toilets. Join us for further discussion into our recent Surstromming stinky fish challenge video on Youtube!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another hilarious confessions and funny stories sent in by listeners - so we can all learn from their mistakes! Today we've got a cautionary tale for dog walkers and an accidental win for a bush bandit, a lad overhears something harrowing in Tescos, Gaz teaches a young labourer some life lessons, and we've got a list of the most shameful nuts you'd admit to over the internet!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of deep-fried depravity. This week we're talking nosey neighbours, a woman with a stomach upset has an absolute shocker immortalised in time, and we return to a fan favourite - the BEST nicknames you've ever heard!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepare to have your faith in humanity destroyed. This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny break down Stephen Hawking's alleged midget fetish, some children spread a poo as far as it will go, a chap called Steve has a bad time, and a drug-addled party boy reaches critical brown in the alcohol aisle. As if that's not enough, we serve you some horror stories from the buffet restaurant. The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kipps is ill with some kind of chest infection/STD, so we're bringing you another dollop of Side Missions. Johnny & Charlie go through some of the best comments on a recent TikTok post that went viral, we play a quick game of gross girls vs gross boys, we return to the Darwin Awards with some real plonkers, and there's possibly the grimmest story of all time. Hold tight!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we roll through a poo-tinged revenge story, a young man plays with a lighter whilst having a dump, and we experience the return of Kevin. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season four keeps rolling on as we explore haemorrhoids, a very confident man doesn't share, and some young lads take a road trip with a monster munch theme. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

New Year. Same Gentlemen. We've got a fresh selection of yucky tales to start off your year right! A young man has a smelly appendage, a bad uncle feeds a fish, and some hooligans plan a bun heist!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oh Holy Night we're back! We kick off Season 4 with our 2023 Christmas Special. Unwrap a fresh Christmas selection including doggy diarrhoea, trebuchets, scarring of minors and a strange man called Roy. Merry Christmas y'all! Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whilst we're stir the cauldron of Season 4, we make an offering. Some of the spookiest and scariest stories from the first three seasons of the podcast! Here be wrong'uns...Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Relive the best moments from The Thread of Gentlemen third season with this best of compilation! There's poops, there's drawings on seagulls, and something heinous happens to a mac and cheese. Hot damn!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Thread of Gentlemen conclude Season Three with a bang - or a bag actually. Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. We've got some Irish wedding japes, Mr Daddy torments a teen hiking group, and a group of emos accidentally molest a corpse. I never thought I'd have to type that.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast welcomes you once again! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. The space beneath the bottom of the barrel deepens as we learn about a chap named Phil, some more poops in cars, and a loose cannon wages a one man war-of-attrition against the blind community. Plus, are these the most embarrassing situations ever? Let's find out...Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns with SIDE MISSIONS! Ben is off in Amsterdam this week, so we're going through a list of our favourite Urban Dictionary horrors and some of the worst ever sex stories. Hot damn. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns! Join us as we react to the funniest and most cringe-worthy tales sent in by listeners. This episode has one of the worst things we've ever heard on the podcast and we're a year deep now. Plus, some self help on what NOT to do with floaters, we all get a bit worried about a story involving kids, and are petrol stations the place to be?Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.