The Long Watch

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson said “aye”, Mr McPherson! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEE!!! ALSO DISCUSSED * Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome (2012) * Civil War (2024) * Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) * Silver Linings Playbook (2012) * The Turn of the Screw (1974) * Wreck-It Ralph (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson have just sanctioned your science fiction movie. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Bay (2012) * Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: All’s Well That Ends Well (2012) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Much Ado About Nothing (2012) * Sinister 2 (2015) * The Tell-Tale Heart (1960) * The Tingler (1959) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Don't worry, Daddy. Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’ll make you famous again. ALSO DISCUSSED * Alleluia! The Devil’s Carnival (2016) * The Devil’s Carnival (2012) * The First Time (2012) * Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) PITH TAKE * Persona 5 Royal (video game, 2019) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You're the one who thought Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson were so interesting, but they're kinda tiresome after a while, don't you think? ALSO DISCUSSED * Siren (2016) * Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour (2023) * V/H/S: Viral (2014) * V/H/S/94 (2021) * V/H/S/99 (2022) PITH TAKE * Alan Wake 2 (video game, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

If Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could sing a lick, they would. But they can't. And they hate themselves every day because of it. ALSO DISCUSSED * Frankenweenie (2012) * Spaceman (2024) * V/H/S (2012) * V/H/S/2 (2013) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips. And notice they charitably said girl and not person because, let's face it, they’d smoke all of you. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Hole (2009) * House at the End of the Street (2012) * Two Evil Eyes (1990) PITH TAKES * Area 7 (novel, 2001) * The Wharf Revue: Pride in Prejudice (variety show, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You’re going to soak up Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s love like a sponge. ALSO DISCUSSED * Bait (2012) * Boar (2017) * Dune: Part Two (2024) * Hope Springs (2012) PITH TAKE * Chivalry (graphic novel, 2022) * Gaslight (play, 2022) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will debase themselves for credits. ALSO DISCUSSED * Madame Web (2024) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 1 (2010) * Shakespeare’s Globe: Henry IV Part 2 (2010) PITH TAKE * God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla (video game DLC, 2023) * The Wolves (play, 2016) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You might want to give Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson a kiss goodbye. As long as you don’t mind where those lips have been. ALSO DISCUSSED * Iron Sky (2012) * Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019) * Lake Mungo (2008) PITH TAKE * Rent (stage musical, 1996) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson are breaking into your regularly scheduled programming with an unusually timely episode on their favourite films from the year that was. HARLLY’S TOP 10 10 - Asteroid City 9 - The Last Voyage of the Demeter 8 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves 7 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 6 - A Haunting in Venice 5 - Saltburn 4 - Poor Things 3 - Barbie 2 - Beau is Afraid 1 - Oppenheimer Honourable Mentions - Evil Dead Rise, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, The Iron Claw, Talk to Me Dishonourable Mention - Skinamarink JEAUN’S TOP 10 10 - Evil Dead Rise 9 - Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves 8 - Talk to Me 7 - John Wick: Chapter 4 6 - Barbie 5 - Oppenheimer 4 - Asteroid City 3 - Saltburn 2 - Poor Things 1 - Beau is Afraid Honourable Mentions - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes, The Iron Claw, Scream VI, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse Dishonourable Mention - Skinamarink LAWSON’S TOP 10 10 - Poor Things 9 - Beau is Afraid 8 - Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 7 - Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning 6 - Barbie 5 - The Holdovers 4 - Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 3 - Leave the World Behind 2 - Saltburn 1 - Oppenheimer Honourable Mentions - Asteroid City, Dungeons & Dragons: Honour Among Thieves, Evil Dead Rise, Fast X, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes Dishonourable Mention - Killers of the Flower Moon ALSO DISCUSSED * Argylle (2024) * The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) * Force of Nature: The Dry 2 (2024) * The Iron Claw (2023) * Napoleon (2023) * Red Lights (2012) * Twelfth Night (2012) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

‘The Long Watch’ has been under intense public scrutiny in the wake of Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson’s, uh, breach of trust. Meaning people are pissed off because they tried to turn everyone in New York City into giant lizards. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) * Henry VIII (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 1 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry IV, Part 2 (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Henry V (2012) * The Hollow Crown: Richard II (2012) * The Killer (2023) * The Merry Wives of Windsor (2011) * Poor Things (2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Once again, if you're just tuning in, the CSA space shuttle Deliverance has been destroyed. The final mission to save mankind has failed. The seventy-mile wide asteroid known commonly as Matilda is set to collide with Earth in exactly three weeks time, and Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson will be bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of our countdown to the End of Days, along with all your classic rock favorites. ALSO DISCUSSED * Kids vs. Aliens (2022) * Moonrise Kingdom (2012) * The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015) * Storage 24 (2012) * Tales of Vesperia: The First Strike (2009) * Ted (2012) * Ted 2 (2015) PITH TAKE * The Discography of David Bowie (albums, 1967-2021) * The Shining (novel, 1977) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson don't want to be the first person they let off the plane in a hostage crisis. ALSO DISCUSSED * Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012) * Brave (2012) * Loudermilk: Season 1 (2017) * Rock of Ages (2012) * The Tempest (2010) PITH TAKES * Drama: An Actor’s Education (memoir, 2011) * Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs (nonfiction book, 2023) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

You’re never gonna see Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson. Ever. But be thankful. Those guys are terrifying. And the cleanup on them is a nightmare. ALSO DISCUSSED * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Battleship (2012) * Boy Swallows Universe (2024) * Chernobyl Diaries (2012) * Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nugget (2023) * The Dictator (2012) * The Holdovers (2023) * The Huntsman: Winter’s War (2016) * Mean Girls (2024) * Night Swim (2024) * Saltburn (2023) * Snow White and the Huntsman (2012) PITH TAKE * Chicago (stage musical, 1975) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Personally, Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson do feel sympathy for animals, which is why they choose to only eat baby animals. They have not lived as long, and they are not leaving as much behind. ALSO DISCUSSED * Amityville Christmas Vacation (2022) * Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023) * Dark Shadows (2012) * Dream Scenario (2023) * Leave the World Behind (2023) * The Little Mermaid (2023) * Lockout (2012) * The Monk (2011) * Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Season 1 (2023-2024) * Poor Things (2023) * The Raid (2011) * The Raid 2 (2014) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson can throw a hundred-pound sack of flour right over their heads. I've seen it. ALSO DISCUSSED * The Artful Dodger: Season 1 (2023) * ATM (2012) * Dark Harvest (2023) * The Hunter (2011) * Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023) PITH TAKE * Circle of Flight (novel, 2006) * The Gunslinger (novel, 1982) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson cannot, yet they must. Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Maybe you could tell Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson what is going on. And please, speak as you might to a young child. Or a golden retriever. ALSO DISCUSSED * 22 Jump Street (2014) * A Christmas Carol (1984) * Game Change (2012) * John Carter (2012) * The Raven (2012) * Squid Game: The Challenge - Season 1 (2023) PITH TAKE * Incurable (novel, 2005) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson just ruined a five year investigation! ALSO DISCUSSED * Candy Cane Lane (2023) * The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023) * Project X (2012) * Talk to Me (2022) * Trading Places (1983) PITH TAKES * The Amateurs (play, 2018) * A Christmas Carol (play, 2018) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/

Harlly, Jeaun, and Lawson could crush you! You know that? They could crush you! ALSO DISCUSSED * Dragon Age: Dawn of the Seeker (2012) * The Girl in the Spider’s Web (2018) * John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023) * Safe House (2012) * This Means War (2012) * When Evil Lurks (2023) PITH TAKE * While I Live (novel, 2003) Reach us on Twitter at: https://twitter.com/IDontKnowWhyWe1 Read Harlly and Jeaun's Blog at https://onthebrightsidemedia.home.blog/ Read Lawson's Blog at https://exitthroughthecandycounter.wordpress.com/