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Hello From The Hallowoods
Hello From The Hallowoods
Author: William A. Wellman
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Come walk between the black pines! In this award-winning queer horror podcast, a cosmic narrator follows the increasingly connected residents of the forest at the end of the world. It’s a bittersweet story that explores queer identity, horror genre tropes, and finding hope in humanity’s last moments. New episodes every Wednesday, and weekly bonus stories on Patreon!
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Welcome, and Hello from the Hallowoods! It's great to have you here. This is a weekly podcast that follows a cast of LGBTQ+ characters as they try to survive in the forest at the end of the world. It's a serial show, which means that it's best to start at Episode One and go from there. Don't worry, you'll catch up in no time! Shank vs. Diggory hoodie is now available on merch shop! https://store.dftba.com/products/shank-and-diggory-hoodie
In this bonus content episode, Mx. Wellman sits down for a conversation with Stephen Indrisano, Alan Burgon, Beth Eyre, and Felix Trench to talk about their upcoming epistolary Dracula retelling, 'Re:Dracula'. This full-cast audio production will also star Karim Kronfli as Dracula, Jonathan Sims as John Steward, and Alisdair Stuart as Captain of the Demeter, among many other talents, and is produced by Hannah Wright, Stephen Indrisano and Tal Minear. Episode 1 of Re:Dracula premiere...
A fisherman finds a mysterious cabinet, Diggory Graves makes a friend, and Riot outruns the Instrumentalist. The theme of tonight’s episode is Keys. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Minor Key’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support fro...
Clara runs from the danger that hounds her, Hector goes looking for trouble, and Yaretzi meets her nemesis beneath an eclipse. The theme of tonight’s episode is Dogs. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Final Affairs’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely o...
Olivier gets a special assignment, Violet's morning routine is interrupted, and Mort is raised from his resting place. The theme of tonight’s episode is Books. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘What's Missing?’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on sup...
Dylan goes on a long walk, Diggory makes some revelations, and Jonah comes back from the edge. The theme of tonight’s episode is Bodies. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Disconnect’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee ...
Clara deals with anxiety and other monsters, the Instrumentalist comes for Riot, and the Hallowoods still manage to surprise Hector. The theme of tonight’s episode is Forests. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Play Dead’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we r...
Nolan walks unseen, Jonah meets the lord of the lake, and Percy goes for a swim. The theme of tonight’s episode is Frogs. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Grug’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee the survival of this ...
Mort has a bad dream, Solomon finds a new project, and Valerie meets a frenemy in paradise. The theme of tonight’s episode is Nightmares. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Kill a Wolf’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarante...
Walt shares a coffee with the dead, Diggory meets someone new, and Olivier rings a most important doorbell. The theme of tonight’s episode is Names. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Graves’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to gu...
Joshua fails to return a library book, Polly and Mort meet the Colony, and Marco loses his appetite. The theme of tonight’s episode is Birds. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Omen’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee t...
Jonah and Hector run from the horde, Riot keeps rolling on, and Zelda just can't fall asleep. The theme of tonight’s episode is Songs. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Anthem’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarantee the su...
Yaretzi stalks her final target, Percy gets some bad news, and Clara finds something she needs. The theme of tonight’s episode is Hearts. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Coming Back’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarante...
Walt scouts out a dangerous job, Riot makes new friends and enemies, and Danielle's dreams are interrupted. The theme of tonight’s episode is Homes. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Polaris’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to g...
Brooklyn deals with workplace distractions, Jonah and Hector walk into the Northmost Hallowoods, and Mort learns about old business. The theme of tonight’s episode is Stars. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Crypt’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or spons...
Clara finds a familiar library, Bern sits down for an interview, and Riot goes on the job with Walt. The theme of tonight’s episode is Signs. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Strange Neighbors’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on supp...
Ricou plays a dangerous game, Olivier chooses their fate, and Hector walks back from the edge. The theme of tonight’s episode is Cards. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Room Service’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support from fans to guarante...
Zelda laughs in the darkness, the Decaying Crown speaks, and the Instrumentalist comes home from Sunday service. The theme of tonight’s episode is Crowns. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘I Spy’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support fro...
Little Mikey learns how to swim, Riot and Walt confront the dead, and Hector escapes from a dark place. The theme of tonight’s episode is Bogs. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Who Lurks Beneath The World’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on ...
Olivier speaks with the Instrumentalist, Polly ruins his suit, and Jonah explores the realm between life and death. The theme of tonight’s episode is Bones. (To avoid spoilers, content warnings are listed at the end of this episode description). The bonus story that goes with this episode is ‘Doom Dreams’, and is available for Hallowoods patrons on the show’s Patreon, along with behind-the-scenes, merchandise, and more! Because the show runs without ads or sponsors, we rely on support fr...
























Okay, but the inconsistent astronomy theme is kinda peeving me a bit Like, are you gonna do stars or constellations?? Make up your mind!
I think your boyfriend is telling you to move on, Niki
So, the devil takes people's souls and turns them into weapons, and this transformation makes them suffer for eternity Okay, and just to see if I get this ace You torture and kill people to turn them into instruments (essentially weapons) for the "army of god", and we know from Percy that this transformation hurts and brings them great distress Okay Okay I just wanted to be sure Not implying anything at all Just noting the paralels you share with your supposed devil
So, the Indescribables have ADHD?
okay, but will there actually be peace, or will you find a new group to hate?
HOLY SHIT HE GOT OLIVIER'S NAME RIGHT!!!!
"Bigotry central" ppppppffftttt
"Thousands of mothers, fathers, sisters, and sons..." It is official: Non-binary people aren't affected by the black rains
"We go now to one who mourns Walter Pensive" Do you know how little that narrows it down?
Wait, is Mx. Morrel the person from the start?
U talking about yourself, Nikignik? I really like these moments, where Niki talk about himself and Marelmar
gods, I love Ray!!!
The amount of sass in "and his *son*" is incredible
barb noooo
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How is Ethyl hiding from Nikignik?
Ethyl, why do you have to interrupt the coolest moments??
aaannnndddd he remembers
it was both his shin and his face
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