Abigail Lee Would Like to Apologize

EPISODE SEVEN AND THE WORST EPISODE SO FAR It's April thirteenth, which means all of the weirdos in the world step out of their caves and start clanging pots together and making noise. ALWLTA listeners are not immune to this tradition. For this episode, guest Ari and host Abigail Lee would like to talk to you about Homestuck, specifically about the legacy of this much beloved and hated webcomic and its influence on their lives. Don't ignore this episode... Give us a chance... Episode Seven's Word: GOTHIC (chosen by Ari)

EPISODE 6.5 7 (?) ENJOY SOME EXTRA CONTENT After a fun night with friends, please enjoy this short impromptu bonus episode of ALWLTA! New episodes are to come soon! Expect more organization, theme, and content, and fewer censor beeps and raspy voices!

EPISODE 6 AND FINALLY WE HAVE RETURNED New year, new school, new episode of ALWLTA, and new cool guest! Host Abigail Lee and guest Chi are here to tell you they are just sooooo sorry for being hot and sexy. Beyond that, they're also confused about white people, oops! Join the two as they play "hot or not" and figure out just what exactly does it mean to be Seattle Sexy... To see more of Chi check them out on Instagram @mxddoe and their tattoo/photography work @tootopus!  Episode Six's Word: STAR (chosen by Chi).

With the first episode recorded in the PNW, host Abigail Lee brings on the very fitting guest, Seattle and PDX-based artist, 3x tuk! The two talk tattoos, skateboarding, playlist names, and sad music, and also prove that: Yes, white men get stereotyped too! (checkmate)   Go check out more of Eli on Instagram: @3xtuk and go listen to his music on most streaming platforms from Spotify to Bandcamp.  Episode Five's Word: CONSERVATION (chosen by Eli Bolan, interrupted by our first sponsor Jessica Lee)  

Episode 4? More like the second part of our double upload this week! Host Abigail Lee and guest Solana Campbell lay it all out in this incredibly not romantic episode about dating apps. Whether you're on Hinge, Tinder, or Bumble, the two are seriously slacking when it comes to responding to people on time and they are very very sorry. (Also they talk about digital footprints, fake Timothees, and a lot more—how fun and you can find more of Campbell at @solana.campbell on Instagram). Episode Four's Word: SHINE (chosen by Solana Campbell). 

Episode 3 and part of the double upload this week! Double trouble!  Bailey Young and Abi are fucking weird and they want to make sure you know it in this week's episode of ALWLTA. From their inability to get "manic pixie dream girl-ed," to a walk down memory lane of using middle school interests to cope, the two ask the age-old question: How attractive do you have to be to not be viewed as cringe?  Episode Three's word: ANENOME (chosen by Bailey Young).

We made it to two whole episodes! Wow! In this episode of ALWLTA, Abi and guest Torrey Joo apologize for being alone (while also trying really hard to not sound like total incels). Talking about their personal frustrations and self-reflection on the experiences of loneliness, the two advise one another and also maybe freestyle at some point in their conversation.  Episode Two's word: CHAMPAGNE (chosen by Torrey Joo).

For the first episode of ALWLTA, Abi and guest Grace No apologize for coming off as weak and as a cold bitch. Touching on archetypes of Asian women and the frustration of having your vibe misinterpreted, the two ask if there can ever be a solution to being truly known by other people.  Episode one's word: PRETZELS (chosen by Grace No).