Bowl After Bowl

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 420 Producers: harvhat, Boolysteed, ericpp, HeyCitizen, and ChadF And thank you to all the Buds who joined us: AbleKirby, CarBlanez33, Mary-Kate Ultra, makeheroism, SirSeatSitter, Boo-Bury, Frankiepaint, and Lavish Homegrown Hits every THURSDAY at 7pm Central Hyper SpaceOut SUNDAY at 7pm EST The Last Stop: Elan School documentary (2017) Check out tracks from ovvrdos and Delta OG along with previous Satellite Skirmishes Intro/Outro: Hurricane Turtle - Starfighter (YouTube) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker is back and he brings us the O'Keefe Music Foundation's cover of Snuff by Slipknot. Follow along with him @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 419 Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, Sophistifunk, cottongin, harvhat, cbrooklyn, Boolysteed, Piez, Boo-Bury, SirSeatSitter, ericpp, NetNed PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Tune in to So Big playing Boost Beach LIVE THIS Friday at 6 p.m. Central Intro/Outro: INTERNLCMD - Tech Noir FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got recognized out and about. The topic of 420 is the First Time I Ever hit the Bowl. What were your first impressions? On Bowl 421, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever could have used a break. CALL/TEXT/SEND PICS NOW: (816) 607-3663 TOP THREE 33 House Democrats allege 33 pardoned January 6 rioters have committed new crimes (FOX)  A third of Americans support US strike on Venezuela, Reuters poll finds (Reuters) Turkey agrees 33 billion cubic meter natural gas deal with Azerbaijan (Daily Sabah)  Hanoi welcomes over 33 million visitors in 2025 (VietnamPlus)  More than 33 million pilgrims visit Rome during Jubilee Holy Year (Hungarian Conservative)  Crumwold Hall fire was a 33-hour emergency operation (Poughkeepsie Journal / archive) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA says rescheduling process 'remains pending' despite executive order (Marijuana Moment) Man arrested after large-scale illegal marijuana operation found in Grafton, Massachusetts home (WCVB) Lawsuit challenging Michigan's new 24% wholesale pot tax can move forward, court says (ABC / archive) Nebraska Medical Cannabis Commission approves new emergency regulations, cultivator license (KETV / YouTube) New Oklahoma law treats medical pot like alcohol in vehicles (News 9) METAL MOMENT Tune in FRIDAY for Boost Beach LIVE featuring a music video preshow with SirSpencer and DuhLaurien. Follow along with the Rev's shenanigans @RevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard Venezuela could be sitting on a big Bitcoin stash, experts say. Here's what could happen next. (CNBC) Bitcoin Depot, a top crypto ATM vendor, to pay nearly $2M to compensate fraud victims (ABC) Did DOJ prosecutors violate Trump's executive order by selling the forfeited Samourai Wallet Bitcoin? (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners' Circular Economy meetup at Casual Animal 6:30 PM TOMORROW FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Americans take final recipes to their graves - and one woman is bringing them back (FOX)  Ohio McDonald's employee hospitalized after reaching into fryer for dropped earbud (WTRF)  Florida man in red lingerie allegedly hid gun under prosthetic silicone breasts (FOX) Video shows speeding car go airborne, eject driver into backyard pool (FOX)  'Stop sending buttplugs to Bahrain': Toronto sex store receives letters from US Department of War (CP24)  Fortune-teller accused of stealing client's phone to make 'bad luck' prophecy come true (Independent)  Florida man accused of robbing meat market while naked (WPXI) Cops forced to explain why AI-generated police report claimed officer transformed into frog (Futurism) Sword-wielding man offers 'squatter removal' service in Bay Area (KRON 4) Monkey damages instruments in Tennessee music store (WVLT)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn, ChadF, makeheroism, lavish, marykateultra, Oystein Berge, ericpp Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Floating on the Water The Great Unthinking's Year of the Workhorse Ronny Chieng on Chinese people loving money (YouTube) 2026 CALENDARS ARE HERE! $33.33 via PayPal or 33,333 sats gets you one Enter our DRAWING for a free one by boosting or donating ANY AMOUNT with a note mentioning "calendar" -- but do it quick! We'll be drawing our winners NEXT TUESDAY. WANT FREE STICKERS? Send a self-addressed envelope to: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever took a sick day. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got recognized out and about. TOP THREE 33 UK man jailed for 18 months for 2 tweets viewed just 33 times (ZeroHedge) (Bearsnare) Comanche, Oklahoma man charged with manslaughter after Christmas Day tragedy (KXII) AI slop videos dominating 33% YouTube feeds, algorithmic recommendations behind it: study (Medianama) BEHIND THE CURTAIN JRE on rescheduling (JRE Clips / YouTube) Congressional Research Service suggests DOJ could ignore, file new proposed rules to Trump's rescheduling directive (Congress.gov) Your mouth on weed is nothing to smile about (CNN) Here is the ammonia / hydrogen cyanide mentioned in the 2007 study METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker is taking a break BUT you can follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social TUNE IN for BoostBeach with So Big on FRIDAY January 9th at 7pm Central! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN BOSS Challenge Saving Satoshi Will Bitcoin price fall to $10,000? Bearish Bloomberg analyst warns of market-wide drawdown (Yahoo! Finance)  KC Bitcoiners FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Woman allegedly tried to disguise 33 lbs of methamphetamine as 'tea' at airport security (People)  'Walmart Grinch' nabbed in Florida, allegedly tied to 33 shoplifting sprees nationwide (Fox)  'The best gift ever': Baby is born after the rarest of pregnancies, defying all odds (The Associated Press)  Italian village celebrates first baby in 30 years (The Guardian)  Harvard morgue manager who sold body parts like 'baubles' gets 8-year prison term (AP)  Salvation Army bell ringer tries to impale Florida Publix manager with donation tripod, deputies say (WFLA)  'Sorry, I been drunk': Thief returns stolen mandolins to New Jersey guitar store with apology note (ABC)  Celebrity chef's liquid nitrogen cocktail causes chaos (Dexerto / archive)  Salt Lake man broke windows, poured fuel to get attention for missing dog, police say (KSL)  Fake doctor allegedly watched YouTube during botched $220 surgery (Dexerto / archive)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 417 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, cbrooklyn, phifer, Tjunta, marykateultra, Boolysteed, ChadF, ericpp PO Box 410154 KCMO 64141 The Great Unthinking Xmas Is Over (Merry Christmas) Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy FIRST TIME I EVER Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever gave a Christmas gift. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever took a sick day. TOP THREE 33 Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua drew 33 million viewers (TMZ) 33 million visitors a year flock to Charlotte, especially during the holidays (WBTV) Two more bodies found in Houston bayous, bringing yearly total to 33 (Houston Public Media) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Wiz Khalifa sentenced to 9 months in Romanian prison for bud possession, appealing the ruling (TMZ) Executive order rescheduling pot to Schedule III (White House) with live video (YouTube / FOX) The Heritage Foundation says rescheduling benefits the CCP (Heritage.org) US Department of Transportation issues press release reminding workers drug testing process regulations will not change (Transportation.gov) Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs intoxicating hemp ban, new marijuana regulations into law (Ohio Capital Journal) Ohio SUPCO rules on marijuana metabolites role in crash (WKBN) METAL MOMENT No Moment for three weeks! Follow along with the Rev's adventures @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin trapped until 2026 as holiday trading drains market liquidity (Yahoo Finance) Bitcoins heads for its worst Q4 since 2018 as traders predict further declines (CoinDesk) Despite a volatile December for Bitcoin, Bullish signals are emerging: VanEck (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners' Calendar FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! One in three Americans 'pre-game' with pot before family holiday gatherings, survey finds (Freeman Recovery Center) Nonprofit CFO who stole $2 million to buy wine, luxury vacations gets 33 months in federal prison (FOX) Steven Drozd splits with The Flaming Lips after 33 years (Relix) Wildlife officials capture wrong bear in California (CBS) Man sings Christmas songs for 42 hours to break world record (UPI) Mom sues Character.AI after 11-year-old son found sexting with Whitney Houston, Marilyn Monroe (Independent) Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach (BBC) 84-year-old man shoots son in the face for not visiting mother in hospice (Law and Crime) Airplane 'lost' for 13 years turns up in airport parking bay (Independent) Thieves dressed as Santa, elves steal $3K worth of goods from Montreal grocery store (CBC)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, cottongin, harvhat, HeyCitizen, ericpp Intro: Vincenzio Salvia - Winter Will Come GET FREE STICKERS! Send a self-addressed envelope to: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever sat on Santa's lap. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever gave a Christmas gift. TOP THREE 33 Oklahoma parents recall terror, relief after 33 children, 5 staff escape Yukon day care fire caused by crash (KOCO)  Thailand says no ceasefire with Cambodia, more attacks, despite Trump claim (Al Jazeera / YouTube)  Marines 'toy' with success as 33-hour drive wraps up with heaps of holiday cheer (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN What Trump's reclassification of pot, CBD could mean for seniors, research, stocks (CNBC)  Trump confirms he's considering marijuana reclassification order (00:13)  Trump signs executive order designating fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction (White House)  The U.S. Supreme Court is declining to take up a case challenging the constitutionality of federal marijuana prohibition (Marijuana Moment) D.C. officials shut down additional businesses over illegal pot sales (ABCA) LAPD settles suit over pot raid that destroyed MRI machine (Law 360) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Fifteen Stitches' Nemo Liber. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Alex Gleason's Alby liquidity email Bitcoin is failing its most important test (CryptoSlate) Historical performance of the Bitcoin index (Curvo.eu) Crypto founder Doe Kwan sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40 billion collapse (NBC) Trump says he will consider a pardon for Samourai cofounder (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy meetup WEDNESDAY 12/17 @ Rochester Brewing and Roasting 6:30 - 8:30 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Surgery-addicted influencer dies at 33 after reportedly changing social media handle to announce her death (Yahoo) Pickleball player plunges to death (FOX) German man owns 11,000 snow globes (UPI / Guinness) California zoo's escaped hornbill found at country club (UPI) Washington family's home flooded with unwanted Amazon packages (YouTube) Cowboys summoned for help when 13 cattle escape trailer on Missouri highway (KMBC / YouTube) Razor blades found in Walmart bread, suspect arrested in Mississippi (FOX) A woman is suing the IRS to get pets classified as dependents, eligible for tax deductions (The Independent) 92-year-old grandma wins Tekken 8 tournament within the Japanese senior citizen eSports league (Event Hubs) Skydiver's parachute gets caught on plane's win at 15,000 feet as jump goes horribly wrong (The Independent)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 415 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, ericpp, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, marykateultra, trashman PO BOX 410154 KCMO, 64141 Intro/Outro: e s c p - Afterglow Love FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed outside. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on Santa's lap. TOP THREE 33 Japan assesses damage from 7.5 magnitude quake that injured 33 (The Hindu) Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims (CBS News) Michigan gas prices continue to plummet, down 33 cents from last month (Detroit Free Press) Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says (The Associated Press) Pennsylvania University purchases 33 acres of property from military college (Military.com) Glam model, 33, left fighting for life after vanishing for two weeks, suffering brutal beating requiring brain surgery (The US Sun) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Former high-ranking DEA agent accused conspiring to traffic drugs, launder millions of dollars for a Mexican cartel (CNN) Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernandez freed after Trump pardon (AP) Lawsuit: Curaleaf let ad-tech firms spy on Floridians' medical marijuana shopping (Miami New Times) Massachusetts court rules in favor of alleged marijuana dealer over police's 'unconstitutional search' (Boston Herald) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC's Mistress of Christmas. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin MENA Michael Saylor talks Bitcoin strategy at MENA: 'We are buying all of it' (Bitcoin Magazine) Jack Mallers vows to buy as much Bitcoin as possible (Bitcoin Magazine)  Andrew Tate's Bitcoin post sparks MicroStrategy debate (Yahoo Finance) Even Andrew Tate suspects Bitcoin whales are manipulating its price (Bitcoin.com News) $68M bought, $130M liquidated: was Bitcoin's $94K spike a manipulation? (Yahoo Finance) Standard Chartered cuts Bitcoin forecast in half (CNBC) Texas starts cryptocurrency reserve with $5 million buy (Texas Tribune) Another gamer crew member pleads guilty in $263 million Bitcoin heist (DL News) KC Bitcoiners Friday 12/12 at Maps Coffee 7:30 am FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! China ends 33-year tax exemption on condoms to boost birth rate (ABC) Drone drops steak, crab legs for prisoner feast but South Carolina guards find it first (AP) Man ate 1,000 sardines in a month, lost 6 pounds, smelled like a fish market (FOX) Police recover a swallowed Faberge pendant after a 6-day wait for it to reappear (AP) California dog found in Lincoln Park after 4 years, returned to family (FOX) Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store, passes out on bathroom floor (AP) A seal galumphs into a bar, the bartender says, "Grab the salmon!" (AP) Detroit's RoboCop statue installed at Eastern Market after years of delay (FOX) Man dies after saving kitten from skunk -- and passes rabies to kidney recipient (The Guardian) New Jersey farm spray paints trees (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, harvhat, Boolysteed, ericpp GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Giving the Cables Life FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hosted Thanksgiving. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever peed outside. TOP THREE 33 Pay $15.4M to man who spent 33 years in prison for double murder he didn't commit: city lawyers (WTTW) Mosquito-borne viruses kill 33 people, including 21 children, in Cuba (CBS) Scotland has 33 new towns. (BBC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN New National Highway Traffic Safety Administration ad campaign just dropped DEA promotes article claiming more people are becoming "addicted to marijuana" (Campus Drug Prevention)  Drug boats from Venezuela are mainly moving cocaine to Europe - not fentanyl to the US, experts say (NBC) Licensed marijuana operators sue hemp retailers for alleged illegal THC sales, unfair competition (Greenway Magazine) Family Feud talking weed again (YouTube) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Psychostick's Zombie Claus. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin sell-off halts Trump family's crypto windfall (ABC) Eric Trump's cryptocurrency firm tumbles nearly 40% amid crypto winter (The Guardian) The 26-minute, 51% wipeout that deepened the Trumps' crypto woes (Bloomberg) Bank of America opens Bitcoin ETF access, recommends 1-4% allocation (Bitbo) Bitcoin all time high expected in 2026, says Greyscale, but critics claim 'final cycle before BTC dies' (CCN) El Salvador partners with Simple Proof to timestamp government documents on Bitcoin blockchain (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy Building meetup at Casual Animal at 6:30pm TOMORROW December 3 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Pittsburgh-area group trying to break the world record for largest Christmas cookie exchange (CBS) Pavarotti statue frozen knee-deep in ice rink strikes wrong note in Italy (BBC) French HR director drugged women to make them pee during interviews (WTF Detective) Contractors renovating Washington state home discover case of live military grenades packed with TNT (FOX) Influencer known as dine-and-dash diva arrested in Brooklyn (The Guardian) Train pushes car quarter-mile on tracks; 82-year-old driver suffers minor injuries (FOX) Thai woman brought in for cremation found alive in coffin after knocking (FOX) Police arrest parrot Korean cafe after it takes sip of someone's coffee (Not the Bee) Car towed twice in 15 days before anyone noticed a dead body in he back seat (KGW+) Tennessee woman shocked to find her entire driveway stolen (Unilad)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 413 Producers: harvhat, SirTJtheWrathful, phifer, ChadF, RevCyberTrucker, piranesi, makeheroism, cbrooklyn112, Boolysteed, Lavish GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - It Can't Be Bargained With FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever roller skated. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hosted Thanksgiving. TOP THREE 33 Labubu, KPop Demon Hunters to dazzle at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (WFLX) One-third of those arrested by Border Patrol in Charlotte were classified as criminals, internal document says (CBS News) Israeli airstrikes kill 33 people in Gaza in escalation of post-ceasefire attacks (The Guardian) Warrant sweep dubbed 'Operation Brightside' leads to 33 arrests in Columbia (Columbia Missourian) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Dr. Daniel Amen on Tucker Carlson (YouTube) UW study: researchers highlight new diagnosis tied to chronic cannabis use (KIRO 7)  Federal Appeals Court deems gun ban for marijuana consumers unconstitutional, dismissing conviction (Court Docs) St. Louis jury awards cannabis consultant $3 million in injury lawsuit (Missouri Independent)  Czech Republic President Petr Pavel signs bill to legalize possession, home cultivation of marijuana, allow medical use of psilocybin (PSP) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker bring Cody Parks and The Dirty South's Thunder Cash '69. Follow the Rev at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin erases 2025 gains: is $83,500 the next stop or $120K recovery? (Yahoo! Finance) Bitcoin plunges while gold rises, destroying the crypto 'safe haven' narrative (Fortune)  Texas becomes the first state to buy  Bitcoin - what happens next? (Yahoo! Finance)  KC Bitcoiners Soli Deo Coffee FRIDAY @ 8:30 a.m. December 3rd Circular Economy meeting Casual Animal @ 6:30 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! New test shows the South African Post Office only delivered 33% of letters (My Broadband) Austrian surgeon 'let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull' (Sky News) China's 33-hour "lying flat" contest stuns crowds as 23-year-old wins by staying still (NDTV) Son caught dressing as dead mother to steal pension while hiding her mummified corpse (Its About Crime)  Suspect breaks into Circe K, steals only beef sticks (First Alert 4) Missouri judge who wore Elvis wig, played singer's music in court forced to step down (CBS)  Delivery driver hit with felony charges after recording, posting video of semi-nude customer (TMZ) Shocked US driver calls 911: 'I just had a bald eagle drop  cat through my windshield' (The Guardian)  Ontario man alleges ChatGPT drove him to psychosis (CP24)  Iowa man accused of flashing genitals to drivers on interstate said he needed excitement in his life (KWTX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 412 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, lavish, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, marykateultra, ericpp Intro/Outro: Airship - Stevia Sphere

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, phifer, ericpp, Boolysteed, marykateultra, NetNed, piranesi GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 HyperSpaceOut.com The Great Unthinking Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Vecna FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever caught someone in the act. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever roller skated. TOP THREE 33 Fort Lauderdale airport sees 200 flight delays, 33 cancellations amid government shutdown (WFLX) Robot saves Ukrainian soldiers after 33 days behind Russian lines (The Sun) Novo Nordisk cuts weight-loss drug Wegovy price by up to 33% in India (The Economics Times) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump 'supports' hemp THC ban advancing in Senate, White House says (Marijuana Moment) The government shutdown may last longer because of a fight over hemp (NBC) Mamdani asked to name his favorite cannabis shop (AriMelber / Xitter) Feds take small steps away from life sentences for street-level drug selling (Filter Mag) Omaha Tribe, NE clash over cannabis policy, sovereignty (Nebraska.TV) Nebraska Governor Pillen calls tribal cannabis "poison" (FB) Omaha Tribe statement (Nebraska Examiner) ICC issues arrest warrant for ally of Philippine ex-President Duterte over drug war (Reuters / archived) Woody Harrelson says weed, acting do not go well together (YouTube) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Decessus' Dark Flames. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Square brings Bitcoin to Main Street (Square) Clark Moody Dashboard China accuses US of orchestrating $13 Billion Bitcoin hack (Bloomberg / archive) Cryptoqueen who fled China for London mansion jailed (BBC) Bitcoin user pays over $105K in BTC to send just $10 (Decrypt.co) Bitcoin minimum fee rate slashed by 90% (Decrypt.co) mempool.space KC Bitcoiners' coffee meetup at Maps 8:30 AM FRIDAY November 14 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Man (33) hid $14K worth of pot in toolbox (The Irish Independent / archive) 'Wicked' sequel to play for 33 straight hours at Phoenix Theatres Great Northern in Ohio (Cleveland.com) Local police chief sues owners of dogs he shot (WTVG / YouTube) Japan sends military to assist with surge in bear attacks after 12th fatality (Denver Gazette) Healthcare system apologies after over 500 living patients told they were dead via mail (FOX) Worlds of Fun coaster shut down after lap belts fail inspection (ABC / YouTube) Delta passenger trapped by 'human biohazard' seatmate who pooped his pants (Toronto Sun) Smelly socks reunite 93-year-old with missing dog (ABC / YouTube) Paris residents can enter lottery to share cemetery space with Jim Morrison, Oscar Wilde (CNN) Ward Parkway Lanes' Bob Covey maintains traditions as he nears retirement (KSHB / YouTube)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 410 Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cottongin, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, HeyCitizen, lavish, marykateultra, SirSeatSitter, piranesi, Boolysteed, ericpp Check out Hyper Spaceout and The Great Unthinking Send mail: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Sonny and Rico FIRST TIME I EVER... This week, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever thought about giving up. Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever caught someone in the act. TOP THREE 33 Government shutdown: Day 33 (FOX) Is Trump launching a new nuclear arms race with first US tests in 33 years? (Al Jazeera) (Bearsnare) 33 people die in Island Health due to unregulated toxic drug supply (CHEK News) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA promotes ad campaign from Make American Fentanyl Free (YouTube) Dallas Mavericks guard Brandon Williams arrested, charged with possession of marijuana at DFW Airport (AllDLLS) Arizona approves first-in-the-nation clinical trial using whole mushroom psilocybin to treat PTSD in first responders, military veterans with FDA  authorization (Marijuana Moment) Missouri regulators issued an alert about the health risks of 7-OH (DHS) Wrongful death lawsuit filed against ketamine program for Greenville man's death (WCTI 12) Kentucky Office of Medical Cannabis facing legal challenge over licensing lottery (WHAS11/YouTube) METAL MOMENT The Rev brings us Butcher Babies' Sincerity (The War You Started). @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.socal ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin price falls below $100K, why the crypto is dropping today (Barron's) Bitcoin blood bath: BTC price plunges below $100K as whales vanish, traders brace for more selloff (Coinpedia on Trading View) Bitcoin falls below $100K since the first time since June (Crypto World CNBC) Prosecutors push for maximum sentences in Samourai wallet money laundering case (CryptoDnes) Samourai Wallet devs fight US prosecutors' push for 5-year max sentence (Cryptopolitan) Judge denies Bitcoin company's request to block local election in Hood County (KERA News) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Holocaust imagery appears on Pennsylvania Catholic school Halloween parade float (Pillar Catholic) Sixty years after stealing skull from cathedral, tourist sends it back (BBC) Armed man wearing 'non-offending pedophile' sign storms stage at NYC Wikipedia conference (NBC) Mississippi mother kills escaped monkey fearing for children's safety (The Associated Press) Escaped monkeys 'destroyed' after Mississippi police are mistakenly told they're in danger (NBC) The mystery lady in the governor's palace may be a ghost (The New York Times) Kentucky woman accidentally gets body parts delivered instead of medication (CTV News) Woman knocked unconscious by duck while riding SeaWorld coaster (WFTV) Detroit police officer appears in hearing without pants (YouTube) Judge resigns after she was caught outside courthouse with her pants down (96.1 The FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, piranesi, ericpp, marykateultra, Boolysteed, NetNed, Wiirdo, Lavish, fairvolty Intro/Outro: Aries Beats - Halloween Pipe Organ PLAY GAMES HYPERSPACEOUT SUNDAY 7PM EST Read The Great Unthinking GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever thought about giving up. TOP THREE 33 Fed charge 33 in massive Kensington drug bust (Metro Phildelphia)  Tether unveils USAT stablecoin to boost US market presence (Reuters)  South Carolina officials confirm eight new measles cases, total at 33 (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Authorities warn of candy containing THC ahead of Halloween (KVUE) Warren Police warn parents of THC, psilocybin Halloween candy (CBS) FDA awards first-ever national priority vouchers to nine sponsors (FDA) Supreme Court to weigh pot use, gun ownership (TIME) Father, medical cannabis advocate hung up on during Gov. Pillen's monthly phone call (KMTV) Jelly Roll explains Michigan pick College GameDay appearance (Outkick) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Motorhead'sHellraiser. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin 'just doesn't cut it anymore': miners' pivot to AI sends stocks soaring (Yahoo) France proposes national Bitcoin Reserve, wants to buy 2% of Bitcoin supply (Bitcoin Magazine) France stuns Europe: lawmakers adopt Bitcoin, ban digital Euro (Trading View) Metaplanet launches $500M Bitcoin-backed stock buyback (Binance) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Most violent prison riot in US history left penitentiary 'haunted' in archival find (WLKY) Spanish thieves busted for stealing thousands of restaurant chairs (AP)  Maryland woman arrested after using AI to prank husband with fake home intrusion (Not the Bee)  Scottish girl fools family, boyfriend into believing she had a baby (Not the Baby)  Baltimore student handcuffed after chips mistaken for gun by AI detection (CNN) Squirrel chase leaves husky stranded high up a tree (FOX) Without us, pumpkins may have gone extinct (Science)  Kansas teacher turns classroom into spooky Halloween stage (Yahoo)  St. Louis boys stop burglar at their favorite ice cream shop (FOX)  Group in Halloween masks tries to break into home, threaten homeowners (FOX) 

   VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 408 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Boolysteed, PermaNerd, cottongin, lavish, ericpp, piranesi, Wiirdo Send analog goodies to:  PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Resetting the Grid (YouTube)  The Great Unthinking Manhattan Miasma FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever seen't a ghost. Next week we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever did a hayride.  TOP THREE 33 Male migrant, 33, posed as female A&E nurse and helped treat seriously ill patients at same hospital as Lucy Letby (The Sun)  McDonald's project demolishes 33-year-old Hall's Hill mural depicting black history (ARLnow) US law school applicants increase 33%, boosting competition (Reuters) *BONUS Broncos stun Giants with last-second field goal comeback, 33-32 (The Associated Press) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump statements (Twitter) Alvin Holsey retires (AP)  2024: 200,000 people arrested for pot possession (FBI Crime Data) Ohio judge blocks governor's hemp product ban from taking effect (Ohio Capitol Journal) California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill to expedite pot, psychedelic research and vetoes bill to impose liens to enforce penalties on unlicensed commercial pot activities(Gov.CA.gov) Kansas CBD shop owners fight back after KBI raids (KSNT) METAL MOMENT The Rev brings us Lyric Noel's Cry Little Sister cover. Follow along with his shenanigans at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Gold on track for biggest one-day slide in five years as Bitcoin draws rotation flows (The Block) Bitcoin catches bid, jumping above $112K as gold, silver plunge (CoinDesk) Market pullback deepens (Bitcoinist) Arkade goes live (KRON4) Alby note /  thedaniel nostr notes FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Hobbyist finds 4,270-year-old skull on Indiana riverbank, stumping authorities (FOX) Naked ax-wielding Florida man attempts break in, gets arrested just after being released (FOX) Driver stopped in California for hand drawn license plate (UPI) Wild bear visits bear exhibit in California zoo (L.A. Times) Nutmaxxing (GQ) San Jose Sharks apologize after pro-ICE message displayed at Hispanic Heritage night (KRON4) He paid $75 for baseball cards glued to a wooden chest. They are likely worth thousands. (CBS) Police break up Lego theft ring (NY Times) Indian man stages own funeral to see who cares (OB Daily) Elderly woman conned by romantic scammer posing as stranded astronaut (Sky)  

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VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl 406 Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, harvhat, SircussMedia, marykateultra, Boolysteed Intro/Outro: From the Dust - Stardust PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 HyperSpaceOut.com BAB Easter egg in Abs 'na 6-Pack Episode 270 - On a Serious Note FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever used a computer. Next week, call and tell us about the First Time YOU Ever headed East. CALL/TEXT NOW: (816) 607-3663 TOP THREE 33 Taylor Swift's 'Showgirl' promotional film collects $33 million (Wall Street Journal/ archived) Black Lives Matter suing Soros-backed Tides Foundation over missing $33 million (New York Post) Boston Bruins to retire Zdeno Chara's No. 33 before game on January 15 (WCVB) BEHIND THE CURTAIN The White House sent Congress a notification that President Donald Trump has determined the US is engaged in a formal armed conflict with drug cartels (NYTimes / archive) Federal drug prosecutions fall to lowest level in decades as Trump shifts focus to deportations (Reuters) US basketball player facing execution in Indonesia over $400 worth of gummies (The Guardian) Scientists discover new cannabis compound with 'remarkable antioxidant, skin anti-inflammatory' benefits (Marijuana Moment) Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer has a bill to add a new 24% wholesale tax on pot on her desk (Michigan Advance) Texas Department of State Health Services adopts emergency rules making hemp products 21+ (DSHS.Texas.gov) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker brings us The Dickies ' Killer Clowns From Outerspace Follow his shenanigans @SirRevCybertrucker@noauthority.social ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard Bitcoin price hits an all-time high, but here's what really matters (Forbes) Bitcoin hits all-time high as USD on track for worst year since 1973 (CoinTelegraph) Did Bitcoin 'Uptober' just start? Analysts say watch these key signals next (CoinTelegraph) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Button King's legacy lives on (The Associated Press) Vermont ski areas employ goats, sheep to clear the slopes (AP) Dungeon discovered under UK market square (FOX) Art world masters fooled as police raid famous gallery after fake Dali found (FOX) Python found at SoCal In-N-Out (FOX) Boy, 8, suspected of stealing car in Georgia (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 405 Producers: SirCandinavia, RyanV4V, NetNed, harvhat, ChadF, piez, Boolysteed, MaryKate-Ultra, ericpp, Kolomona, Wiirdo, cbrooklyn112 Intro/Outro: Harris Heller - San Fransyntho Play games SUNDAY with HyperSpaceOut Send cash, goodies, or self-addressed stamped envelopes to: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever got a watch. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever used a computer. TOP THREE 33 At least 11 dead and 33 injured after typhoon Bualoi made landfall, staying inland for hours (People) New Hampshire drug deaths fell 33% in 2024, NHFPI study finds (New Hampshire Bulletin) Low earners can spend up to 33% of weekly income to afford health food basket (RTE) 33 more civilians killed by Israeli army fire in Gaza Strip (AA) BEHIND THE CURTAIN California Governor Newsom signs legislation cutting taxes on pot (Gov.CA.gov) Trump shares video on health benefits of pot for seniors (Truth) World Health Organization report concludes prohibition more harmful than coca leaf (WHO) Former DOJ lawyer argues in theological research paper that rescheduling will allow Christians to use pot for medical purposes but recreational use would still be inconsistent with several biblical principles (Indiana Health Law Review) Louis C.K. bring up past use of pot, psychedelics on Theo Von (YouTube) METAL MOMENT Tonight Sir RevCyberTrucker brings us Broken Peach's I Put A Spell On You by Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Follow along with the shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social on the Fedi! ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Chinese woman convicted after 'world's biggest' Bitcoin seizure (BBC) LEAKED: Luke Dashjr plans hardfork to "save Bitcoin" (The Rage) Clark Moody Dashboard @CalleBTC tweet RaspiBlitz v1.12.0 rootzoll note The Utility of Bitcoin: Moving Value Like Information (Bitcoin Magazine) Could Dogecoin be the next Bitcoin? (Yahoo! Finance) KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY at Maps Coffee 8:30 a.m. KC Bitcoiners next Thurday at Quentin's  FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! North Texas teacher apologizes for feeding kitten to classroom snake (NBC) Vicious squirrel sends 2 Californians to ER (ABC7 / YouTube) New Jersey toll cheat used socks to avoid paying $18K (NJ.com) Man dies in robotic machine accident at Palermo's Pizza in Milwaukee (WISN / YouTube) Hershey wins suit claiming its Reese's Halloween candies aren't spooky (AOL) Upside-down lightning captured in Puerto Rico (FOX / YouTube) Michigan family takes Jeep parent Stellantis to court over hybrid that allegedly shut off on I-75 (WTOL) Chinese studio criticized for using AI to make gay couple straight in body horror (NBC) American Airlines passenger restrained with zip ties, duct tape after threats (FOX) South Carolina staffer arrested, causes $55k damage with fart spray at US high school (Global News)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 404 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Salty Crayon, cottongin, marykateultra, makeheroism, Boolysteed, SirTJtheWrathful, PermaNerd, piez, cbrooklyn112, RyanV4V, ericpp Intro/Outro: Airglow - Intermission Send cash, checks, and tangibles to: PO BOX 410514 Kansas City, MO 64141 *Get FREE STICKERS by sending a self-addressed, stamped envelope to our PO Box! Play games with Hyper Spaceout every other SUNDAY at 6pm Central Listen to World War III from Mary-Kate Ultra's The Great Unthinking Check out all the cool projects bitpunk.fm is doing and listen to some tapes! FIRST TIME I EVER... This week, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever had a crisis of faith. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time You Ever got a watch.

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 403 Producers: SircussMedia, harhvat, ChadF, Wiirdo, ericpp, Paul Allen, setto Send cash, checks, and goodies to: PO BOX 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Raven - System Failure (00:40) FIRST TIME I EVER... Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever drank beer. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had a crisis of faith. TOP THREE 33 West Chicago, Illinois ICE arrests caught on video; District 33 schools spend day on soft lockdown (CBS News) Grandmother who has spent 33 years in US detained by ICE, faces deportation (Newsweek) How 33-hour manhunt ended with Charlie Kirk suspect in custody (BBC) * video (FOX News / YouTube) UTJ's Goldknopf demands Netanyahu secure release of 33 Haredi draft dodgers (The Times of Israel) 33 malaria cases in New Delhi last week (Times of India) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Charlie Kirk on weed (Instagram) Ben Carson on rescheduling pot (Fox Business / YouTube) California Gov. Gavin Newsom has a bill on his desk to pause recently enacted tax hike on weed products (CBS) Eric Adams filmed by random person in weed dispensary Texas District Attorney faces legal challenge over smoking joint live online (Sarah Stogner Twitter) Drew Barrymore bag of weed story (The Late Show Stephen Colbert / YouTube) -- 3:55 (it's like 10 seconds) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Royal Republic's cover of Shocking Blue's Venus. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Podcasting 2.0 Episode #234 Fountain proposal Bitcoin Core 29.1.0 Clark Moody Dashboard Cake Wallet Pay Anything feature KC Bitcoiners coffee FRIDAY @ Maps in Lenexa, KS 8:30 am KC Bitcoiners Karaoke at Tanner's @ 7:00 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Meth burn by FBI smokes out Montana animal shelter (The Associated Press) Greenville Spider-Man saves two stuck on waterfall (WYFF / YouTube) Cruise passenger jumps overboard allegedly to avoid $16,000 gambling debt (CBS) Video shows missile bouncing off mystery aircraft (ABC / YouTube) North Carolina teen discovers airplane boneyard filled with classic planes left to rot since the '90s (Supercar Blondie) UK doctor left in the middle of surgery to have sex with nurse (FOX) Chinese drunk teens pee into broth pot (BBC) Man allegedly urinates in movie theater during Demon Slayer, beaten up and arrested (Complex)  NASA responds to concerns 31/ATLAS is an alien spaceship coming to invade Earth (Dexerto) Emotional support alligator no longer welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart (NBC)

  VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 402 Producers: cottongin, shredlordprime, ChadF, PermaNerd, harvhat, phifer, HeyCitizen, SirSeatSitter, Boolysteed, Budtender, ericpp Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Resetting the Grid HyperSpaceOut.com PO BOX 410154 KCMO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever had to show I.D. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever drank a beer. TOP THREE 33 Oversight Committee releases Epstein records provided by the Department of Justice (House.gov) China's overall exports rise - even as shipments to US plunge 33% (New York Post) 33 hospitalized in Nyamira, Kenya after eating contaminated cow meat (YouTube K24TV) Chemicals in home tap water linked to a 33% increase in cancer rates (Earth.com) Mushroom killer Erin Patterson jailed for life, 33-year non-parole period (1News) Megan Boswell sentenced to life plus 33 years in the death of baby Evelyn Boswell (Knoxville News Sentinel) Natalia Rae dies at 33 while on vacation in Costa Rica (Yahoo) BEHIND THE CURTAIN How marijuana affects the brain (The Onion) Chicago City Council member blocks opening of dispo run by former cops  (Chicago Tribune / archived) Massachusetts AG Campbell's office certifies initiative to recriminalize recreational weed sales (Mass.gov) Michigan judge dismisses possession charges against former school officials (Detroit Free Press)  New Nebraska initiative to create constitutional right to use pot filed for 2026 ballot (Marijuana Moment) Roger Stone discusses rescheduling pot with Sean Spicer (YouTube / The Sean Spicer Show) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Brass Against's Ace of Spades. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Obituary: Todd Cochran (Podnews) Clark Moody Dashboard Face with plunging stock, Metaplanet announces 385M share offering to buy BTC (Cointelegraph) Nasdaq to invest $50M in Gemini (CNBC) KC Bitcoiners at The Bar in Mission, KS Thursday @ 6:30 pm KC Bitcoiners coffee will be back September 19 KC Bitcoiners karaoke night at Tanner's Bar and Grill September 19 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Haunted doll handler's cause of death revealed: cardiac event (FOX) 'Legend Dairy' man shares ice cream with Colorado hikers (The Associated Press) Man fishing with grandson uncovers mystery wreckage in mud flats, archeologists investigating (FOX) Experts unveil 'miraculous' Egyptian artifact hidden away for over a century (FOX) Deputies find man living in crawl space at Oregon complex (FOX) Man's lost wallet returned after 51 years (Not the Bee) Woman discovers her Italian vacation rental was her father's childhood home (Not the Bee) Boomer stops teen thief in Florida (Not the Bee) Doorbell prankster tormenting German apartment residents turns out to be a slug (The Guardian) Man arrested after driving childsize pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C. (CBC)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 401 Producers: dugitup, Robert Willey, Kevin S., ChadF, harvhat, Oystein Berge, Boolysteed, makeheroism, ericpp Send physical mail to: PO BOX 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Retrograde NudePodcastApps.com Check out the RSS DeMu template Listen to Homegrown Hits Episode 100 ft. ovvrdos Enjoy the sights and sounds of Truth Machine from The Great Unthinking Homegrown Hits is going live TOMORROW at 7pm Central HyperSpaceOut.com FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time THEY Ever went to a funeral. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever showed I.D. TOP THREE 33 NEBRASKA: August cooled down with coolest temperatures in 33 years (Central Nebraska Today) 66 civilians killed in Gaza since dawn, including 33 seeking humanitarian aid (WAFA Agency) Assam pushes back 33 Bangladeshi infiltrators as part of intensified crackdown (New Indian Express) Colombia's ombudswoman says 33 soldiers allegedly kidnapped under orders of a rebel group are freed (ABC) Landslide kills 33 as communications partially restored in Indian-administered Kashmir (AA) BEHIND THE CURTAIN The US Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit ruled that the federal government must prove people who use pot "pose a risk of future danger" if it wants to justify applying a law banning them from owning firearms (USCourts.gov) The Department of Veterans Affairs posted tips on "how to smoke drugs safer" (VA) Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer vetoes bill overriding restrictive marijuana business zoning rules in counties (DE.gov) Green Thumb Industries confirms Robin Westman, shooter, previously worked at its Rise dispensary (The Minnesota Star Tribune) Laura Ingraham says she hopes Trump does not reschedule pot (via Alex Berenson + FOX on Twitter) New York Post op-ed suggests slowing down on rescheduling or loosing pot laws (New York Post) Missouri activists filing 2026 initiative to unify hemp, marijuana regulations (Marijuana Moment) Oregon attorney general issued certified ballot title for 2026 initiative to legalize social lounges (OR SOS) Grunt Style has a message for Texas' lieutenant governor (Twitter) Deion Sanders said he's "never been high a day in (his) life" (Twitter) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us FLOPPOTRON's cover of Master of Puppets. Follow @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social for shenanigans! ON-CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard Strategy adds $449M in Bitcoin, raising August total to 7.7K BTC (CoinTelegraph) Bitcoin network hashrate returns to all-time highs in August (CoinTelegraph) KC Bitcoiners Coffee FRIDAY September 5, 2025 at Maps Coffee in Lenexa, KS FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Body cam footage released of Chuck E. Cheese arrest (FOX YouTube) Man, 33, called 'weird' by his adult sister, punches and strangles her (Cleveland Heights police blotter) China 'PhD village' celebrates after gaining another doctoral student, has 33 PhDs already (South China Morning Post) Powerball soars to sixth largest in game's 33-year history (Hays Post) Mexico's jaguar population has jumped 33% since 2010 (Mexico News Daily) 33-year-old rider rescued on trail near Aspen (Denver Gazette) Ancient head unearthed by archeology student at Scottish farm (FOX) Elderly women rescued from hot tub at remote Kentucky cabin (FOX) Umbrella mistaken for assault rifle sparks Syracuse, NY mall lockdown (WBNG) North Carolina official charged with putting drugs in grandchildren's ice cream (FOX) Dozens of piles of cremated remains discovered in desert outside Las Vegas (KLAS)