Bowl After Bowl

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 427 Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cbrooklyn, RevHodl, Anonymous Podcast Guru, Boolysteed, Mary-Kate Ultra PO BOX 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Dreams V with ABS 'N A 6-PACK Bowl After Bowl Episode 426 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Fletcher Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt - Lightning Wheel FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever found someone else's adult materials. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a conference. TOP THREE 33 Man, 33, dead after extrication from closed area of Volcanoes National Park (Star Advertiser) 33 new musicals will be developed at 2026 Drama Club Camp Writer Residencies (Playbill) Mexican wolf population in Arizona, New Mexico grew by 33 in 2025 (KTAR) New York's tax collection hits $162 billion, but 33% of residents eye leaving due to tax concerns (WHEC) King County (Seattle) Prosecutors charge 33 people with trespassing for occupying University of Washington Interdisciplinary Engineering Building (KOMO News) Mother confesses to killing her crying newborn 33 years after baby's death, court docs say (KBTX) Woman going to Dominican Republic busted with 33 lbs of pot in luggage (NBC Miami) BlackRock, EQT lead $33 billion acquisition of AES (ESG Today) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Supreme Court leans toward a marijuana user's challenge to gun restriction (NBC) Gun ban for marijuana users gets Supreme Court review (ABC / YouTube) PBS Supreme Court oral arguments in US vs. Hemani Missouri cannabis regulators target rulebreakers, delays in ownership approval (Missouri Independent) METAL MOMENT This week, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies' Lost In Your Touch. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard AI models prefer Bitcoin over fiat, stablecoins (Yahoo Finance) Steak n' Shake sparks online debate with 21-cent Bitcoin bonus for workers (FOX) American Bitcoin boosts mining capacity, adds 11,298 ASIC miners (CoinDesk) Texas' $10 million BTC investment slips into the red amid crypto price dive (Dallas News) Bitcoin supply approaching 20 million: the final million will take another 114 years to mine (CoinDesk) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Sam Toucan caught alive in northwest Las Vegas (FOX) Alleged getaway driver arrested after gunmen steal $116K in Pokemon cards from Manhattan Poke Court (Dexerto) Japanese people are meditating inside coffins (New York Post) Atlanta-area police blast parents over vodka martini packed in school lunch (FOX) Monkey found in St. Louis-area garage (KSDK) India's top court angry after junior judge cites fake AI-generated orders (BBC) Florida company seeks court order requiring city to remove historic black graves under their office building (Central Florida Substack) For months, callers to Oregon Licensing who pressed 2 for Spanish got an AI bot that spoke English "with a strong Spanish accent" (Oregon Live) Tour guide arrested after drawing stick figure on 4,000-year-old pyramid (AOL) Florida man destroys Chinese restaurant with shovel, claimed to be prophet ending new COVID strain (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 426 Producer: phifer You can listen to the previous Fletcher Bowls With Buds here: Episode 55 Bowls With Buds Blaney & Fletcher Episode 146 Bowls With Buds Blaney & Fletcher Episode 182 Bowls With Buds Blaney & Fletcher Episode 95 Bowls With Buds ft. Fletcher Episode 202 Bowls With Buds ft. Fletcher Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt - Famouser Rollerblade Start N Stop (archive.org) Gentlemen Broncos (nepu.to) The Castle (nepu.to)  

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 425 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, RevHodl, Boolysteed, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker TUNE INTO DREAMS V ON ABS 'NA 6-PACK SATURDAY FEB 28 9PM CENTRAL Bowls With Buds SUNDAY featuring Fletcher 8PM CENTRAL Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt - Waves FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever purged. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever found someone else's adult materials. TOP THREE 33 USA won 33 medals in the Olympics Dartmouth, MA got 33" of snow (Boston) Greenwich Village could be first US-trained Epsom Derby starter in 33 years (Paulick Report) The National Trust commits $13.5 million to protect 33 of America's historic black churches (Veranda) BEHIND THE CURTAIN D.C. cannabis board suspends Doobie District for illegal sales, false METRC entries (Outlaw Report) Arizona bill would criminalize 'excessive' weed smell (Forbes) San Francisco mayor signs legislation to advance the RESET Center, combat public drug use (SF.gov) Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services launches "verified dispensary initiative" (Division of Cannabis Regulation) METAL MOMENT The RevCyberTrucker The Rock Orchestra's Killing In The Name cover. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin to $50K? Strategy buys top crypto despite ghoulish price forecast as Citrini AI report rattles markets (DL News) America's most shorted stock is Wall Street's Bitcoin machine (Yahoo! Finance) Bitcoin hashrate recovery signals next rally (TradingView) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Tourette's advocate John Davidson, who yelled nigger as Michael B. Jordan presented at BAFTAs, breaks silence after incident (People) Mom of 3 who vanished 24 years ago while Christmas shopping found 'alive and well,' authorities say (FOX) Grandson of the inventor of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups accuses Hershey of cutting corners (The Associated Press) Falling antlers caused 'severe' injuries to couple dining at LongHorn Steakhouse, lawsuit says (The Independent) Naked man runs from serious crash scene in East Hollywood (ABC / YouTube) How much cocaine is in Nantucket's sewage? A lot (Nantucket Current) Waffle House customer maced, tased, ziptied over hash brown order, lawsuit says (The Independent) Woodpeckers knock out power in Ireland (RTE) Western Kentucky man found covered in fur accused of sex crimes with deer carcass (FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, harvhat, ChadF, Boolysteed, makeheroism, piranesi, Oystein Berge GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 The Year o the Fire Horse is back-for the first time in 60 years (National Geographic) Intro/Outro: Badass Wolf Shirt - Everything Will Be Just Fire / Waves FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever licked something off of someone else. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever purged. TOP THREE 33 Tom Homan says ICE has located 3,300 missing children in Minnesota (Alpha News / Twitter) Wounded protestor missing for 33 day shot dead in custody, source says (Iran International) Ukraine's investigation grows deadlier for civilians: harm per strike up 33% despite global decline in explosive violence (AOAV) Man charged with 33 sexual offenses in London (BBC / archived) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump pardons 5 ex-NFL players for crimes including drug trafficking (CBS) Federal judge dismisses New Mexico cannabusinesses' lawsit challenging Customs and Border Patrol seizures of state-legal products (Marijuana Moment) Colorado Springs is using weed revenue to fund a firefighter training academy (KRDO) Smart & Safe Florida asks Supreme Court to restore 71,000 signatures state officials tossed (Florida.gov) Chicago mayor vetoes hemp product ban (Chicago Sun Times) New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signs bills fixing pot business zoning issue that threatened closure of more than 150 dispensaries (NY Assembly) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Arch Enemy's The World is Yours. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin price will fall to $10,000 as crypto 'bubble is imploding,' warns Bloomberg analyst (DLNews) Strategy's Bitcoin buying accelerates as $48 billion BTC stash sits underwater (Yahoo Finance) Bithumb lists Lighter (LIT) with KRW pair at 2,383 KRW reference price (Crypto Economy) Nancy Guthrie: new Bitcoin demand to ID kidnapper (TMZ) New money demand for identity of kidnapper (TMZ) TMZ receives 4th email demanding money (TMZ) Coinbase CEO addresses ETF 'paper Bitcoin' claims (Bitcoin Magazine) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Beloved roller coaster is permanently shutting down after 33 years (People) 33-year-old Ohio man killed shielding 12-year-old girl after they were both struck, run over by train (WTVM) Illinois family's 33-year-old cockatiel is the oldest in the world (Guinness World Records) Rescue group attempting to catch toucan on the loose in Las Vegas (FOX / YouTube) Third endangered giraffe born at Kansas City zoo in four months (KC Zoo Facebook) Serial underwear thief at New Zealand school identified as cat (Stuff) Australian couple hit with $4,000 fine because thief who stole their car was caught not wearing a seatbelt (Road and Track) Italy's famous Lovers' Arch collapses into the sea on Valentine's Day (The Guardian / archived) Winter Olympics runs out of condoms after athletes used 10,000 in three days (NBC) D.C. spills 250 million gallons of raw sewage into the Potomac in the past month (WTOP)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: cottongin, harvhat, ChadF, makeheroism, cbrooklyn, marykateultra, phifer, ericpp, revcybertrucker Play HyperSpaceOut the week after Sunday at 7pm Eastern PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Intl.Cmd - Sunset City FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a sex shop. Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever licked something off of someone else. TOP THREE 33 Epstein bought 330 gallons of sulphuric acid the day FBI opened rape probe as conspiracy theorists leap on shock receipt (The Sun) Daily update: Russia loses 980 troops, 33 artillery systems, nearly 12,000 drones in one day (UNITED24 Media) Blake Garrett, child actor in 'How to Eat Fried Worms,' dead at 33 (TMZ) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Marijuana remains Schedule I FDA hemp deadline looming (Marijuana Moment) Study finds "decrease in the odds of developmental delay in the first 2 years among cannabis exposed infants" (Academic Pediatrics) Chicago woman takes over boyfriend's cocaine operation while he recovered from being shot (CWB Chicago) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Metal Church's FAFO. You can fuck around and find out about his shenanigans by following along with his  ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Activity appears from Bitcoin account mentioned in Guthrie ransom note (TMZ) Jim Cramer says he's 'heard' Trump is 'gonna fill' the Bitcoin Reserve at $60,000 - what on-chain data tells us (Yahoo Finance) South Korean crypto exchange races to recover $40 billion bitcoin sent to customers by mistake (The Guardian) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Missing pet snake found under neighbor's compost 15 months later (BBC) Young Dallas scientist builds nuclear fusion machine, eyes Guinness record (NBC DFW) Dream of mother leads SC woman to $13,000 lottery prize (SC Education Lottery) Five stranded skaters rescued from drifting ice sheet in Vermont (WCAX-3) 150-year-old bottle of alcohol found in Utah, tasted by experts (FOX 13) Olive Garden chef killed after diving headfirst into deep fryer naked (The US Sun) Paramedic faces charges after allegedly urinating on supervisor's desk, in pot of chili at work (WSFA) Japanese city cancels cherry blossom festival over badly behaved tourists (BBC) Florida man tossed $4K worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, cops say (Independent) Small engine plane makes crash landing on busy roadway with minor injuries in Georgia (FOX 5)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: PhoneBoy, Kevin S, ChadF,  harvhat, HeyCitizen, phifer, marykateultra, ericpp Intro/Outro: BitBurner - Not Any Kind of Program GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a sex shop. TOP THREE 33 It was 33 degrees on Monday. That's still cold. (The New York Times / archive) Militants kill 33 in Pakistan (The Associated Press) New Zealand television producer Alexander Breingan facing 33 charges brought by Serious Fraud Office (RNZ) 33-year-old Massachusetts man granted parole after being sentenced to life in prison (Mass Live) BEHIND THE CURTAIN No comments or updates on rescheduling, a month later President Trump signs executive order establishing Great America Recovery Initiative (White House)  Weed spilled in your car doesn't violate open container laws, California court rules (Yahoo) Recreational pot, 21 other citizen initiatives fail to qualify for Florida's 2026 ballot (AP)  Maine campaign to kill adult-use pot market misses 2026 signature deadline (Cannabis Business Times)  New Jersey dispensary bursts into flames (ABC 7 NY) $1.5B black market weed ring dismantled in Oklahoma-led investigation (Oklahoma.gov) Repeat arrests fail to stop vandalism at East Austin shop (KVUE / YouTube) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Slayer's Raining Blood. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin-led crypto rout erases half a trillion in a week (Bloomberg) Why has the price of bitcoin plummeted? Experts explain (ABC News) Bitcoin hovers near $78K with 'broader downtrend intact' (Yahoo Finance) TMZ receives ransom note for Nancy Guthrie -- in Bitcoin (TMZ) Digital Commodity Intermediaries Act passes out of committee, national security remains major concern (The Rage) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Resurfaced 3,300-year-old Egyptian document hints at biblical giants being real (New York Post) Aussie teen swims 2.5 miles to save family (ABC News / YouTube) Distillery owner shocked by loaded Al Capone-era gun hidden in wall (FOX) Girl topples 63,000-beer-coaster tower (FOX) Court reverses decision firing educator for reading 'I Need a New Butt!' (WLBT / YouTube) Shirtless Florida man who jumped through Taco Bell window, robbed it with 'large rock' sentenced to 4 years (FOX) Neighbors say a machete-wielding man is terrorizing their local park, San Francisco has no idea what to do about it (San Francisco Chronicle) French hospital evacuated after man shows up with WWI artillery shell in rectum (Leadership) Man using blow torch to melt ice burns house down (YouTube) Elderly lottery winner uses jackpot to build nearly $400M drug empire making pills from his cottage (LBC)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, SirSeatSitter, harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, HeyCitizen, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker, phifer Intro/Outro: AIRGLOW - Lisa (YouTube) PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Regeneration Foundation / Heart Forest FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever could have used a break. Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever ground and brewed fresh coffee. TOP THREE 33 Texas school bus overturns with 33 students on board, no major injuries reported (News 4 San Antonio) 33 Polish, Lithuanian citizens removed from Ireland on flight (RTE) 6 people on private plane owned by Houston's Arnold &  Itkin Law Firm presumed dead after flipping, crashing on Runway 33 (Breaking Aviation News & Videos / Twitter) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Former DEA agent sentenced to 5 years in prison for using badge to protect drug trafficking friends (The Associated Press) ATF moves to loosen gun ban for people who have used pot, other illegal drugs (Marijuana Moment) Missouri cannabis growers fined for breaking the 'immaculate conception' rule (Missouri Independent) Washington HB 2639 would allow short-term rental owners to give guests free prerolls (WA.gov) METAL MOMENT Send the RevCyberTrucker file management karma and follow along with his shenanigans @RevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN US government investigating alleged $40 million crypto theft by federal contractor's son (Bitcoin Magazine) BlackRock eyes new Bitcoin ETF with premium (DL News) Tucker Carlson asks top economist if Bitcoin will replace declining US dollar (The Street) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Hundreds of rats need a new homes after being found in condemned New York house (The Associated Press) Florida woman sues IVF clinic after allegedly birthing someone else's baby (Miami New Times) UK train service interrupted by escaped emu (UPI) Missing rock beloved by climbers turns up 1,700 miles from home (UPI) 5,000-year-old dog buried with bone dagger in ancient bog (FOX) West Haven hum (YouTube / NBC Connecticut) Chinese airbags kill (Not the Bee) Snow plow driver accused of being high on cocaine during crash into Fairfield, Connecticut home (YouTube / ABC 7 NY) Florida teen arrested for beating her mom with pork chop (US Magazine) Alaska art student arrested for eating another student's AI-generated art in protest (ARTnews)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 420 Producers: harvhat, Boolysteed, ericpp, HeyCitizen, and ChadF And thank you to all the Buds who joined us: AbleKirby, CarBlanez33, Mary-Kate Ultra, makeheroism, SirSeatSitter, Boo-Bury, Frankiepaint, and Lavish Homegrown Hits every THURSDAY at 7pm Central Hyper SpaceOut SUNDAY at 7pm EST The Last Stop: Elan School documentary (2017) Check out tracks from ovvrdos and Delta OG along with previous Satellite Skirmishes Intro/Outro: Hurricane Turtle - Starfighter (YouTube) METAL MOMENT RevCyberTrucker is back and he brings us the O'Keefe Music Foundation's cover of Snuff by Slipknot. Follow along with him @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 419 Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, Sophistifunk, cottongin, harvhat, cbrooklyn, Boolysteed, Piez, Boo-Bury, SirSeatSitter, ericpp, NetNed PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Tune in to So Big playing Boost Beach LIVE THIS Friday at 6 p.m. Central Intro/Outro: INTERNLCMD - Tech Noir FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got recognized out and about. The topic of 420 is the First Time I Ever hit the Bowl. What were your first impressions? On Bowl 421, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever could have used a break. CALL/TEXT/SEND PICS NOW: (816) 607-3663 TOP THREE 33 House Democrats allege 33 pardoned January 6 rioters have committed new crimes (FOX)  A third of Americans support US strike on Venezuela, Reuters poll finds (Reuters) Turkey agrees 33 billion cubic meter natural gas deal with Azerbaijan (Daily Sabah)  Hanoi welcomes over 33 million visitors in 2025 (VietnamPlus)  More than 33 million pilgrims visit Rome during Jubilee Holy Year (Hungarian Conservative)  Crumwold Hall fire was a 33-hour emergency operation (Poughkeepsie Journal / archive) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA says rescheduling process 'remains pending' despite executive order (Marijuana Moment) Man arrested after large-scale illegal marijuana operation found in Grafton, Massachusetts home (WCVB) Lawsuit challenging Michigan's new 24% wholesale pot tax can move forward, court says (ABC / archive) Nebraska Medical Cannabis Commission approves new emergency regulations, cultivator license (KETV / YouTube) New Oklahoma law treats medical pot like alcohol in vehicles (News 9) METAL MOMENT Tune in FRIDAY for Boost Beach LIVE featuring a music video preshow with SirSpencer and DuhLaurien. Follow along with the Rev's shenanigans @RevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Clark Moody Dashboard Venezuela could be sitting on a big Bitcoin stash, experts say. Here's what could happen next. (CNBC) Bitcoin Depot, a top crypto ATM vendor, to pay nearly $2M to compensate fraud victims (ABC) Did DOJ prosecutors violate Trump's executive order by selling the forfeited Samourai Wallet Bitcoin? (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners' Circular Economy meetup at Casual Animal 6:30 PM TOMORROW FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Americans take final recipes to their graves - and one woman is bringing them back (FOX)  Ohio McDonald's employee hospitalized after reaching into fryer for dropped earbud (WTRF)  Florida man in red lingerie allegedly hid gun under prosthetic silicone breasts (FOX) Video shows speeding car go airborne, eject driver into backyard pool (FOX)  'Stop sending buttplugs to Bahrain': Toronto sex store receives letters from US Department of War (CP24)  Fortune-teller accused of stealing client's phone to make 'bad luck' prophecy come true (Independent)  Florida man accused of robbing meat market while naked (WPXI) Cops forced to explain why AI-generated police report claimed officer transformed into frog (Futurism) Sword-wielding man offers 'squatter removal' service in Bay Area (KRON 4) Monkey damages instruments in Tennessee music store (WVLT)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn, ChadF, makeheroism, lavish, marykateultra, Oystein Berge, ericpp Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Floating on the Water The Great Unthinking's Year of the Workhorse Ronny Chieng on Chinese people loving money (YouTube) 2026 CALENDARS ARE HERE! $33.33 via PayPal or 33,333 sats gets you one Enter our DRAWING for a free one by boosting or donating ANY AMOUNT with a note mentioning "calendar" -- but do it quick! We'll be drawing our winners NEXT TUESDAY. WANT FREE STICKERS? Send a self-addressed envelope to: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever took a sick day. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got recognized out and about. TOP THREE 33 UK man jailed for 18 months for 2 tweets viewed just 33 times (ZeroHedge) (Bearsnare) Comanche, Oklahoma man charged with manslaughter after Christmas Day tragedy (KXII) AI slop videos dominating 33% YouTube feeds, algorithmic recommendations behind it: study (Medianama) BEHIND THE CURTAIN JRE on rescheduling (JRE Clips / YouTube) Congressional Research Service suggests DOJ could ignore, file new proposed rules to Trump's rescheduling directive (Congress.gov) Your mouth on weed is nothing to smile about (CNN) Here is the ammonia / hydrogen cyanide mentioned in the 2007 study METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker is taking a break BUT you can follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social TUNE IN for BoostBeach with So Big on FRIDAY January 9th at 7pm Central! ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN BOSS Challenge Saving Satoshi Will Bitcoin price fall to $10,000? Bearish Bloomberg analyst warns of market-wide drawdown (Yahoo! Finance)  KC Bitcoiners FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Woman allegedly tried to disguise 33 lbs of methamphetamine as 'tea' at airport security (People)  'Walmart Grinch' nabbed in Florida, allegedly tied to 33 shoplifting sprees nationwide (Fox)  'The best gift ever': Baby is born after the rarest of pregnancies, defying all odds (The Associated Press)  Italian village celebrates first baby in 30 years (The Guardian)  Harvard morgue manager who sold body parts like 'baubles' gets 8-year prison term (AP)  Salvation Army bell ringer tries to impale Florida Publix manager with donation tripod, deputies say (WFLA)  'Sorry, I been drunk': Thief returns stolen mandolins to New Jersey guitar store with apology note (ABC)  Celebrity chef's liquid nitrogen cocktail causes chaos (Dexerto / archive)  Salt Lake man broke windows, poured fuel to get attention for missing dog, police say (KSL)  Fake doctor allegedly watched YouTube during botched $220 surgery (Dexerto / archive)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 417 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, cbrooklyn, phifer, Tjunta, marykateultra, Boolysteed, ChadF, ericpp PO Box 410154 KCMO 64141 The Great Unthinking Xmas Is Over (Merry Christmas) Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy FIRST TIME I EVER Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever gave a Christmas gift. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever took a sick day. TOP THREE 33 Jake Paul vs. Anthony Joshua drew 33 million viewers (TMZ) 33 million visitors a year flock to Charlotte, especially during the holidays (WBTV) Two more bodies found in Houston bayous, bringing yearly total to 33 (Houston Public Media) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Wiz Khalifa sentenced to 9 months in Romanian prison for bud possession, appealing the ruling (TMZ) Executive order rescheduling pot to Schedule III (White House) with live video (YouTube / FOX) The Heritage Foundation says rescheduling benefits the CCP (Heritage.org) US Department of Transportation issues press release reminding workers drug testing process regulations will not change (Transportation.gov) Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs intoxicating hemp ban, new marijuana regulations into law (Ohio Capital Journal) Ohio SUPCO rules on marijuana metabolites role in crash (WKBN) METAL MOMENT No Moment for three weeks! Follow along with the Rev's adventures @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON-CHAIN, OFF-CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin trapped until 2026 as holiday trading drains market liquidity (Yahoo Finance) Bitcoins heads for its worst Q4 since 2018 as traders predict further declines (CoinDesk) Despite a volatile December for Bitcoin, Bullish signals are emerging: VanEck (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners' Calendar FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! One in three Americans 'pre-game' with pot before family holiday gatherings, survey finds (Freeman Recovery Center) Nonprofit CFO who stole $2 million to buy wine, luxury vacations gets 33 months in federal prison (FOX) Steven Drozd splits with The Flaming Lips after 33 years (Relix) Wildlife officials capture wrong bear in California (CBS) Man sings Christmas songs for 42 hours to break world record (UPI) Mom sues Character.AI after 11-year-old son found sexting with Whitney Houston, Marilyn Monroe (Independent) Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach (BBC) 84-year-old man shoots son in the face for not visiting mother in hospice (Law and Crime) Airplane 'lost' for 13 years turns up in airport parking bay (Independent) Thieves dressed as Santa, elves steal $3K worth of goods from Montreal grocery store (CBC)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: SircussMedia, cottongin, harvhat, HeyCitizen, ericpp Intro: Vincenzio Salvia - Winter Will Come GET FREE STICKERS! Send a self-addressed envelope to: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever sat on Santa's lap. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever gave a Christmas gift. TOP THREE 33 Oklahoma parents recall terror, relief after 33 children, 5 staff escape Yukon day care fire caused by crash (KOCO)  Thailand says no ceasefire with Cambodia, more attacks, despite Trump claim (Al Jazeera / YouTube)  Marines 'toy' with success as 33-hour drive wraps up with heaps of holiday cheer (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN What Trump's reclassification of pot, CBD could mean for seniors, research, stocks (CNBC)  Trump confirms he's considering marijuana reclassification order (00:13)  Trump signs executive order designating fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction (White House)  The U.S. Supreme Court is declining to take up a case challenging the constitutionality of federal marijuana prohibition (Marijuana Moment) D.C. officials shut down additional businesses over illegal pot sales (ABCA) LAPD settles suit over pot raid that destroyed MRI machine (Law 360) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Fifteen Stitches' Nemo Liber. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Alex Gleason's Alby liquidity email Bitcoin is failing its most important test (CryptoSlate) Historical performance of the Bitcoin index (Curvo.eu) Crypto founder Doe Kwan sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40 billion collapse (NBC) Trump says he will consider a pardon for Samourai cofounder (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy meetup WEDNESDAY 12/17 @ Rochester Brewing and Roasting 6:30 - 8:30 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Surgery-addicted influencer dies at 33 after reportedly changing social media handle to announce her death (Yahoo) Pickleball player plunges to death (FOX) German man owns 11,000 snow globes (UPI / Guinness) California zoo's escaped hornbill found at country club (UPI) Washington family's home flooded with unwanted Amazon packages (YouTube) Cowboys summoned for help when 13 cattle escape trailer on Missouri highway (KMBC / YouTube) Razor blades found in Walmart bread, suspect arrested in Mississippi (FOX) A woman is suing the IRS to get pets classified as dependents, eligible for tax deductions (The Independent) 92-year-old grandma wins Tekken 8 tournament within the Japanese senior citizen eSports league (Event Hubs) Skydiver's parachute gets caught on plane's win at 15,000 feet as jump goes horribly wrong (The Independent)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 415 Producers: harvhat, ChadF, ericpp, HeyCitizen, makeheroism, marykateultra, trashman PO BOX 410154 KCMO, 64141 Intro/Outro: e s c p - Afterglow Love FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed outside. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on Santa's lap. TOP THREE 33 Japan assesses damage from 7.5 magnitude quake that injured 33 (The Hindu) Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims (CBS News) Michigan gas prices continue to plummet, down 33 cents from last month (Detroit Free Press) Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says (The Associated Press) Pennsylvania University purchases 33 acres of property from military college (Military.com) Glam model, 33, left fighting for life after vanishing for two weeks, suffering brutal beating requiring brain surgery (The US Sun) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Former high-ranking DEA agent accused conspiring to traffic drugs, launder millions of dollars for a Mexican cartel (CNN) Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernandez freed after Trump pardon (AP) Lawsuit: Curaleaf let ad-tech firms spy on Floridians' medical marijuana shopping (Miami New Times) Massachusetts court rules in favor of alleged marijuana dealer over police's 'unconstitutional search' (Boston Herald) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC's Mistress of Christmas. Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin MENA Michael Saylor talks Bitcoin strategy at MENA: 'We are buying all of it' (Bitcoin Magazine) Jack Mallers vows to buy as much Bitcoin as possible (Bitcoin Magazine)  Andrew Tate's Bitcoin post sparks MicroStrategy debate (Yahoo Finance) Even Andrew Tate suspects Bitcoin whales are manipulating its price (Bitcoin.com News) $68M bought, $130M liquidated: was Bitcoin's $94K spike a manipulation? (Yahoo Finance) Standard Chartered cuts Bitcoin forecast in half (CNBC) Texas starts cryptocurrency reserve with $5 million buy (Texas Tribune) Another gamer crew member pleads guilty in $263 million Bitcoin heist (DL News) KC Bitcoiners Friday 12/12 at Maps Coffee 7:30 am FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! China ends 33-year tax exemption on condoms to boost birth rate (ABC) Drone drops steak, crab legs for prisoner feast but South Carolina guards find it first (AP) Man ate 1,000 sardines in a month, lost 6 pounds, smelled like a fish market (FOX) Police recover a swallowed Faberge pendant after a 6-day wait for it to reappear (AP) California dog found in Lincoln Park after 4 years, returned to family (FOX) Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store, passes out on bathroom floor (AP) A seal galumphs into a bar, the bartender says, "Grab the salmon!" (AP) Detroit's RoboCop statue installed at Eastern Market after years of delay (FOX) Man dies after saving kitten from skunk -- and passes rabies to kidney recipient (The Guardian) New Jersey farm spray paints trees (Not the Bee)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, harvhat, Boolysteed, ericpp GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Giving the Cables Life FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hosted Thanksgiving. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever peed outside. TOP THREE 33 Pay $15.4M to man who spent 33 years in prison for double murder he didn't commit: city lawyers (WTTW) Mosquito-borne viruses kill 33 people, including 21 children, in Cuba (CBS) Scotland has 33 new towns. (BBC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN New National Highway Traffic Safety Administration ad campaign just dropped DEA promotes article claiming more people are becoming "addicted to marijuana" (Campus Drug Prevention)  Drug boats from Venezuela are mainly moving cocaine to Europe - not fentanyl to the US, experts say (NBC) Licensed marijuana operators sue hemp retailers for alleged illegal THC sales, unfair competition (Greenway Magazine) Family Feud talking weed again (YouTube) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Psychostick's Zombie Claus. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin sell-off halts Trump family's crypto windfall (ABC) Eric Trump's cryptocurrency firm tumbles nearly 40% amid crypto winter (The Guardian) The 26-minute, 51% wipeout that deepened the Trumps' crypto woes (Bloomberg) Bank of America opens Bitcoin ETF access, recommends 1-4% allocation (Bitbo) Bitcoin all time high expected in 2026, says Greyscale, but critics claim 'final cycle before BTC dies' (CCN) El Salvador partners with Simple Proof to timestamp government documents on Bitcoin blockchain (Bitcoin Magazine) KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy Building meetup at Casual Animal at 6:30pm TOMORROW December 3 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Pittsburgh-area group trying to break the world record for largest Christmas cookie exchange (CBS) Pavarotti statue frozen knee-deep in ice rink strikes wrong note in Italy (BBC) French HR director drugged women to make them pee during interviews (WTF Detective) Contractors renovating Washington state home discover case of live military grenades packed with TNT (FOX) Influencer known as dine-and-dash diva arrested in Brooklyn (The Guardian) Train pushes car quarter-mile on tracks; 82-year-old driver suffers minor injuries (FOX) Thai woman brought in for cremation found alive in coffin after knocking (FOX) Police arrest parrot Korean cafe after it takes sip of someone's coffee (Not the Bee) Car towed twice in 15 days before anyone noticed a dead body in he back seat (KGW+) Tennessee woman shocked to find her entire driveway stolen (Unilad)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 413 Producers: harvhat, SirTJtheWrathful, phifer, ChadF, RevCyberTrucker, piranesi, makeheroism, cbrooklyn112, Boolysteed, Lavish GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - It Can't Be Bargained With FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever roller skated. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hosted Thanksgiving. TOP THREE 33 Labubu, KPop Demon Hunters to dazzle at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (WFLX) One-third of those arrested by Border Patrol in Charlotte were classified as criminals, internal document says (CBS News) Israeli airstrikes kill 33 people in Gaza in escalation of post-ceasefire attacks (The Guardian) Warrant sweep dubbed 'Operation Brightside' leads to 33 arrests in Columbia (Columbia Missourian) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Dr. Daniel Amen on Tucker Carlson (YouTube) UW study: researchers highlight new diagnosis tied to chronic cannabis use (KIRO 7)  Federal Appeals Court deems gun ban for marijuana consumers unconstitutional, dismissing conviction (Court Docs) St. Louis jury awards cannabis consultant $3 million in injury lawsuit (Missouri Independent)  Czech Republic President Petr Pavel signs bill to legalize possession, home cultivation of marijuana, allow medical use of psilocybin (PSP) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker bring Cody Parks and The Dirty South's Thunder Cash '69. Follow the Rev at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin erases 2025 gains: is $83,500 the next stop or $120K recovery? (Yahoo! Finance) Bitcoin plunges while gold rises, destroying the crypto 'safe haven' narrative (Fortune)  Texas becomes the first state to buy  Bitcoin - what happens next? (Yahoo! Finance)  KC Bitcoiners Soli Deo Coffee FRIDAY @ 8:30 a.m. December 3rd Circular Economy meeting Casual Animal @ 6:30 pm FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! New test shows the South African Post Office only delivered 33% of letters (My Broadband) Austrian surgeon 'let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull' (Sky News) China's 33-hour "lying flat" contest stuns crowds as 23-year-old wins by staying still (NDTV) Son caught dressing as dead mother to steal pension while hiding her mummified corpse (Its About Crime)  Suspect breaks into Circe K, steals only beef sticks (First Alert 4) Missouri judge who wore Elvis wig, played singer's music in court forced to step down (CBS)  Delivery driver hit with felony charges after recording, posting video of semi-nude customer (TMZ) Shocked US driver calls 911: 'I just had a bald eagle drop  cat through my windshield' (The Guardian)  Ontario man alleges ChatGPT drove him to psychosis (CP24)  Iowa man accused of flashing genitals to drivers on interstate said he needed excitement in his life (KWTX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 412 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, lavish, ChadF, cbrooklyn112, marykateultra, ericpp Intro/Outro: Airship - Stevia Sphere

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, phifer, ericpp, Boolysteed, marykateultra, NetNed, piranesi GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 HyperSpaceOut.com The Great Unthinking Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Vecna FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever caught someone in the act. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever roller skated. TOP THREE 33 Fort Lauderdale airport sees 200 flight delays, 33 cancellations amid government shutdown (WFLX) Robot saves Ukrainian soldiers after 33 days behind Russian lines (The Sun) Novo Nordisk cuts weight-loss drug Wegovy price by up to 33% in India (The Economics Times) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump 'supports' hemp THC ban advancing in Senate, White House says (Marijuana Moment) The government shutdown may last longer because of a fight over hemp (NBC) Mamdani asked to name his favorite cannabis shop (AriMelber / Xitter) Feds take small steps away from life sentences for street-level drug selling (Filter Mag) Omaha Tribe, NE clash over cannabis policy, sovereignty (Nebraska.TV) Nebraska Governor Pillen calls tribal cannabis "poison" (FB) Omaha Tribe statement (Nebraska Examiner) ICC issues arrest warrant for ally of Philippine ex-President Duterte over drug war (Reuters / archived) Woody Harrelson says weed, acting do not go well together (YouTube) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Decessus' Dark Flames. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Square brings Bitcoin to Main Street (Square) Clark Moody Dashboard China accuses US of orchestrating $13 Billion Bitcoin hack (Bloomberg / archive) Cryptoqueen who fled China for London mansion jailed (BBC) Bitcoin user pays over $105K in BTC to send just $10 (Decrypt.co) Bitcoin minimum fee rate slashed by 90% (Decrypt.co) mempool.space KC Bitcoiners' coffee meetup at Maps 8:30 AM FRIDAY November 14 FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Man (33) hid $14K worth of pot in toolbox (The Irish Independent / archive) 'Wicked' sequel to play for 33 straight hours at Phoenix Theatres Great Northern in Ohio (Cleveland.com) Local police chief sues owners of dogs he shot (WTVG / YouTube) Japan sends military to assist with surge in bear attacks after 12th fatality (Denver Gazette) Healthcare system apologies after over 500 living patients told they were dead via mail (FOX) Worlds of Fun coaster shut down after lap belts fail inspection (ABC / YouTube) Delta passenger trapped by 'human biohazard' seatmate who pooped his pants (Toronto Sun) Smelly socks reunite 93-year-old with missing dog (ABC / YouTube) Paris residents can enter lottery to share cemetery space with Jim Morrison, Oscar Wilde (CNN) Ward Parkway Lanes' Bob Covey maintains traditions as he nears retirement (KSHB / YouTube)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 410 Producers: ChadF, Kevin S, cottongin, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, HeyCitizen, lavish, marykateultra, SirSeatSitter, piranesi, Boolysteed, ericpp Check out Hyper Spaceout and The Great Unthinking Send mail: PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Sonny and Rico FIRST TIME I EVER... This week, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever thought about giving up. Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever caught someone in the act. TOP THREE 33 Government shutdown: Day 33 (FOX) Is Trump launching a new nuclear arms race with first US tests in 33 years? (Al Jazeera) (Bearsnare) 33 people die in Island Health due to unregulated toxic drug supply (CHEK News) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA promotes ad campaign from Make American Fentanyl Free (YouTube) Dallas Mavericks guard Brandon Williams arrested, charged with possession of marijuana at DFW Airport (AllDLLS) Arizona approves first-in-the-nation clinical trial using whole mushroom psilocybin to treat PTSD in first responders, military veterans with FDA  authorization (Marijuana Moment) Missouri regulators issued an alert about the health risks of 7-OH (DHS) Wrongful death lawsuit filed against ketamine program for Greenville man's death (WCTI 12) Kentucky Office of Medical Cannabis facing legal challenge over licensing lottery (WHAS11/YouTube) METAL MOMENT The Rev brings us Butcher Babies' Sincerity (The War You Started). @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.socal ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin price falls below $100K, why the crypto is dropping today (Barron's) Bitcoin blood bath: BTC price plunges below $100K as whales vanish, traders brace for more selloff (Coinpedia on Trading View) Bitcoin falls below $100K since the first time since June (Crypto World CNBC) Prosecutors push for maximum sentences in Samourai wallet money laundering case (CryptoDnes) Samourai Wallet devs fight US prosecutors' push for 5-year max sentence (Cryptopolitan) Judge denies Bitcoin company's request to block local election in Hood County (KERA News) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Holocaust imagery appears on Pennsylvania Catholic school Halloween parade float (Pillar Catholic) Sixty years after stealing skull from cathedral, tourist sends it back (BBC) Armed man wearing 'non-offending pedophile' sign storms stage at NYC Wikipedia conference (NBC) Mississippi mother kills escaped monkey fearing for children's safety (The Associated Press) Escaped monkeys 'destroyed' after Mississippi police are mistakenly told they're in danger (NBC) The mystery lady in the governor's palace may be a ghost (The New York Times) Kentucky woman accidentally gets body parts delivered instead of medication (CTV News) Woman knocked unconscious by duck while riding SeaWorld coaster (WFTV) Detroit police officer appears in hearing without pants (YouTube) Judge resigns after she was caught outside courthouse with her pants down (96.1 The FOX)

VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, ChadF, cbrooklyn, piranesi, ericpp, marykateultra, Boolysteed, NetNed, Wiirdo, Lavish, fairvolty Intro/Outro: Aries Beats - Halloween Pipe Organ PLAY GAMES HYPERSPACEOUT SUNDAY 7PM EST Read The Great Unthinking GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever thought about giving up. TOP THREE 33 Fed charge 33 in massive Kensington drug bust (Metro Phildelphia)  Tether unveils USAT stablecoin to boost US market presence (Reuters)  South Carolina officials confirm eight new measles cases, total at 33 (ABC) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Authorities warn of candy containing THC ahead of Halloween (KVUE) Warren Police warn parents of THC, psilocybin Halloween candy (CBS) FDA awards first-ever national priority vouchers to nine sponsors (FDA) Supreme Court to weigh pot use, gun ownership (TIME) Father, medical cannabis advocate hung up on during Gov. Pillen's monthly phone call (KMTV) Jelly Roll explains Michigan pick College GameDay appearance (Outkick) METAL MOMENT Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Motorhead'sHellraiser. Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin 'just doesn't cut it anymore': miners' pivot to AI sends stocks soaring (Yahoo) France proposes national Bitcoin Reserve, wants to buy 2% of Bitcoin supply (Bitcoin Magazine) France stuns Europe: lawmakers adopt Bitcoin, ban digital Euro (Trading View) Metaplanet launches $500M Bitcoin-backed stock buyback (Binance) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Most violent prison riot in US history left penitentiary 'haunted' in archival find (WLKY) Spanish thieves busted for stealing thousands of restaurant chairs (AP)  Maryland woman arrested after using AI to prank husband with fake home intrusion (Not the Bee)  Scottish girl fools family, boyfriend into believing she had a baby (Not the Baby)  Baltimore student handcuffed after chips mistaken for gun by AI detection (CNN) Squirrel chase leaves husky stranded high up a tree (FOX) Without us, pumpkins may have gone extinct (Science)  Kansas teacher turns classroom into spooky Halloween stage (Yahoo)  St. Louis boys stop burglar at their favorite ice cream shop (FOX)  Group in Halloween masks tries to break into home, threaten homeowners (FOX) 

   VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 408 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, ChadF, Boolysteed, PermaNerd, cottongin, lavish, ericpp, piranesi, Wiirdo Send analog goodies to:  PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Resetting the Grid (YouTube)  The Great Unthinking Manhattan Miasma FIRST TIME I EVER... Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever seen't a ghost. Next week we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever did a hayride.  TOP THREE 33 Male migrant, 33, posed as female A&E nurse and helped treat seriously ill patients at same hospital as Lucy Letby (The Sun)  McDonald's project demolishes 33-year-old Hall's Hill mural depicting black history (ARLnow) US law school applicants increase 33%, boosting competition (Reuters) *BONUS Broncos stun Giants with last-second field goal comeback, 33-32 (The Associated Press) BEHIND THE CURTAIN Trump statements (Twitter) Alvin Holsey retires (AP)  2024: 200,000 people arrested for pot possession (FBI Crime Data) Ohio judge blocks governor's hemp product ban from taking effect (Ohio Capitol Journal) California Gov. Gavin Newsom signs bill to expedite pot, psychedelic research and vetoes bill to impose liens to enforce penalties on unlicensed commercial pot activities(Gov.CA.gov) Kansas CBD shop owners fight back after KBI raids (KSNT) METAL MOMENT The Rev brings us Lyric Noel's Cry Little Sister cover. Follow along with his shenanigans at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Gold on track for biggest one-day slide in five years as Bitcoin draws rotation flows (The Block) Bitcoin catches bid, jumping above $112K as gold, silver plunge (CoinDesk) Market pullback deepens (Bitcoinist) Arkade goes live (KRON4) Alby note /  thedaniel nostr notes FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING! Hobbyist finds 4,270-year-old skull on Indiana riverbank, stumping authorities (FOX) Naked ax-wielding Florida man attempts break in, gets arrested just after being released (FOX) Driver stopped in California for hand drawn license plate (UPI) Wild bear visits bear exhibit in California zoo (L.A. Times) Nutmaxxing (GQ) San Jose Sharks apologize after pro-ICE message displayed at Hispanic Heritage night (KRON4) He paid $75 for baseball cards glued to a wooden chest. They are likely worth thousands. (CBS) Police break up Lego theft ring (NY Times) Indian man stages own funeral to see who cares (OB Daily) Elderly woman conned by romantic scammer posing as stranded astronaut (Sky)