The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J

Welcome back to another beautifully questionable instalment of A Day Out With…This week, we have the absolute honour of taking out an 80s icon — the one, the only… Gizmo.We treat the little legend to a wholesome day at Lakeside Shopping Centre, where we have breakfast, a fresh trim at Toni & Guy , and even a fitting for a made-to-measure tiny Rolex. Because if you’re an 80s superstar, you deserve the finer things in Essex.Sadly, things do take a turn. There’s an incident. His ears. A protein-packed broth. You’ll just have to listen.As always, this is a heart-warming tale of friendship, retail therapy and mild regret.Listen with caution… and possibly disappointment.Much love,BPJ & NFATT ❤️

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever concoction of stimulates they can get their hands onto.On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes.Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things that give you anxiety” which somehow all focus’s around our wives, there is a half time intermission though as Big Pappa J does a sparkler parade mid point 🤷‍♂️Rather than keep it fun we then decide to moan about how expensive things are which includes coffee, Cinema’s and Harry’s Blades pie shop 🤦‍♂️.We finish off completely mashed with a dog on your face and then finding out the diet of Frank Butcher from Eastenders.Thanks for enduring this utter nonsense of a podcast.

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever stimulates we they get their hands.On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes.Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things that give you anxiety” which somehow all focus’s around our wives, there is a half time intermission though as Big Pappa J does a sparkler parade mid point 🤷‍♂️Rather than keep it fun we then decide to moan about how expensive things are which includes coffee, Cinema’s and Harry’s Blades pie shop 🤦‍♂️.We finish off completely fucked with a dog on your face and then finding out the diet of Frank Butcher from Eastenders.Thanks for enduring this utter nonsense of a podcast.

Welcome to A Day Out With — a short-form spin-off from the Say What Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.In this episode, we take Mr Blobby out for what can only be described as the day of his life… and, unfortunately, his last.From a civilised breakfast to a completely unnecessary trip to Alaska’s only strip club and super casino 'Cold Flaps' things escalate fast. Spirits are high, morals are low, and Blobby has a wonderful time… right up until we kill him.Standard.Anyway, enjoy the madness.Much love,BPJ & NFATT

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.Love and respect always,BPJ & NFATT xx

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.Love and respect always,BPJ & NFATT xx

Ho Ho Ho! 🎄 Welcome to Santa’s favourite podcast — the Say What! Podcast, hosted by the two nicest blokes on the naughty list, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT, joined by the one and only Lady P and her relentlessly clicking fingers.We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, covering the real Christmas issues: coloured Xmas trees, Aunt Bessie’s potatoes, saying “Brazil nut” exactly 84 times, and somehow creating the perfect mental image for chopping a log 🪵. Festive gold.Next up is Poor Kevin, where Mariah Carey attempts to hijack the episode with an unsolicited solo of “Dark Christmas.” From there we dive headfirst into the darker side of festive films, including what may be the greatest Gremlin impression ever recorded. Christmas classics get the Say What! treatment as we tear into Home Alone 2, City Slickers 2, Coming to America and Cool Runnings.We regroup to chat Hallmark movies, drone footage over the Scottish Highlands solving a missing person case, and then proudly launch the 2025 Christmas Extravaganza, complete with a special festive recording from the depths of Big Pappa J — a true Christmas miracle if ever there was one.We hope you have a brilliant Christmas with your loved ones and that this episode brings a bit of festive chaos and cheer to your holidays.🎄🎄🎄 Merry Christmas from the Say What! Podcast 🎄🎄🎄

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

No video this week — someone forgot to hit the big red button — but the pod twins still return with a brand new audio-only episode of the Say What! Podcast. You’re welcome and also… sorry.We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where The Notorious somehow gets mauled by an orca before being rescued by a lactating dolphin with absolutely phenomenal tits. From there we move seamlessly into arm-wrestling primates and uncovering the single greatest monkey fact ever discovered.Next up: Things That Are Overrated, which gives the lads yet another excuse for an old-man rant. Targets include Pink Floyd, pitching tents, genital mutilation, and — most importantly — why Chris and Stu from Hardcore Listing are the biggest pair of wankers alive for worshipping awful IPA beer.Then it’s time for What’s in the Drawer? — a deep dive into the nation’s junk drawers featuring fuses, toenail clippers, rubber bands, and a heartbreakingly emotional story from Big Pappa J about a wax ball and its tragic demise.If you enjoy this episode, congratulations — you are officially part of an elite group of extremely cool people. Thanks for sticking with us ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club — 15 minutes of pure chaos from the two greatest podcasters currently walking this earth… its also very slurry so you might need a translator.In this episode, we treat world snooker champion Dennis Taylor to the kind of classy day out only we could provide — a whirlwind trip to Marbella (because of course it’s Marbella, where else do we take our celebs?).Things take a sharp turn when Dennis disappears into the toilets to deliver what can only be described as a Maximum Break. From there, naturally, we end up in a gay club, where a towel-whipping competition in the showers gets so out of control.It’s ridiculous, it’s messy, it’s also amazing — but for the love of God, listen with headphones. This one is not for kids.Much love,BPJ & NFATT x

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club, basically 15 minutes of the best two podcasters currently alive - at their lowest point of the evening..On this episode we take out the greatest 'Little Person' of all time - Dungeon Master.We always take our celebrities for a fancy day out and where better than Marbella.We discuss what he would where, get his hair braided, take him to a casino and ultimately how we would kill him.We all know Dungeon Master loves to disappear unexpectedly , but try doing that with you feet superglued to a canoe...Its a masterpiece, take a listen - but do it with headphones on as its not for kids...Much Love BPJ & NFATT x

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening ❤️

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe. Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe. Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.