The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club, basically 15 minutes of the best two podcasters currently alive - at their lowest point of the evening..On this episode we take out the greatest 'Little Person' of all time - Dungeon Master.We always take our celebrities for a fancy day out and where better than Marbella.We discuss what he would where, get his hair braided, take him to a casino and ultimately how we would kill him.We all know Dungeon Master loves to disappear unexpectedly , but try doing that with you feet superglued to a canoe...Its a masterpiece, take a listen - but do it with headphones on as its not for kids...Much Love BPJ & NFATT x

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening

Welcome to a not so scary “Halloween Special” hosted by Big Pappa J and the Notorious FA-TT.In this episode a goat was meant to be sacrificed but unfortunately it ended up being molested by a stylish guy in a shoulder length smoking jacket with exposed testicles 🐐 “Things that go bump in the night” should have been a good round but we end up discussing a father with an erection, kite flying, bomb testing facilities, paedo ice cream drivers and Big Pappa J in a mini skirt.We try and invent new serial killers in the next round but again things go a bit sideways as we get more engrossed in discussing how big can you inflate a taped up human with a air hose, that said a lucky lady receives a mystery box with dog food init.There’s only one man that can save this podcast…Freddy Krueger makes a phone call and in lists some hard hitting mofo’s such as GrotBags, Skeltor, a frozen Casper and the Notorious FA-TT in a green morph suit with a hand for wanking as you witness the biggest bar fight of all time.We hope this makes your Halloween holidays even more fun and as always thanks for listening ❤️

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Listener discretion advised — you must be at least 1.4m tall (and slightly unhinged) to ride “The Thorpe Park Scandal,” brought to you by the white-knuckle twins, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT. 🎢This episode kicks off with Thoughts of the Week, where we somehow get way too excited about the London’s Burning intro and launch a full-blown MeToo movement about the price of tea — all soundtracked by “Enough is Enough” by Hot Chocolate, obviously. ☕🔥The lads then spiral into another round of Old Man Rants, moaning about how cheap everything was in the 90s before accidentally starting an inflation awareness campaign. Please show your support by signing our very real GOV.UK petition.Things only get more unprofessional from there with Shag, Marry, Kill: Office Edition, and as always, we’re giving back to the community — every loyal listener who DMs us their address will receive a Scotch Egg and an orgasm. (Terms and conditions may apply. Probably.) 🥚❤️So buckle up, hold tight, and keep your hands inside the carriage — this one’s a rollercoaster.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe. Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.

Welcome to another unholy edition of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we drag glory holing out of the dark ages and into the future with the launch of Dave’s Dunkies brand-new app — Mystery Pipe. Forget dating, forget networking — this is the revolutionary platform for anyone who loves a good pre-drilled façade.Meanwhile, we ask the big questions in life… like what happens when you’re locked in Tesco overnight? Correct answer: construct a mannequin from food, and make sweet, sweet love. Don’t judge us until you’ve tried it. 🤦‍♂️Elsewhere, we somehow end up debating Easter eggs and pickles in what might be the worst podcast opening we’ve ever recorded — but trust us, it all pays off when we close with the sight of Stephen Hawking’s nipples hooked up to a car battery. 🔌⚡️It’s stupid, it’s offensive, it’s absolutely Say What! — and you’re going to love it.

Hungry for love? Hungry for laughs? Or just hungry for the two sexiest podcasters in South Essex? Then this episode of the Say What! Podcast is your all-you-can-eat buffet of filth, food and foolishness.Tonight’s menu includes our guest of honour — DJ Allegro ( Lady P) — who reveals her ultimate chocolate bar, takes a special little fella out for fish & chips, and somehow ends up getting munched out by the end of the show. 🤷‍♂️Fair warning: things get a touch spicy when Uncle Ben shows up wearing a monocle, but don’t worry — balance is restored once Ainsley Harriott pays a very personal visit to The FA-TT’s back door. Culinary justice served piping hot. 👨‍🍳🔥We also dive into a food-themed Shag, Marry, Kill: Chef Edition, settle the eternal debate of Big Nob vs Small Nob (chef-related, obviously), and ask the only question that matters: would Gordon Ramsay scream “IT’S RAW” in the bedroom too?So grab a knife, fork, and maybe some wet wipes — this episode is messy. ❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Welcome back to another unhinged ride with the award-winning “Say What! Podcast,” hosted by your favourite degenerates Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.This week we’re joined once again by the legend himself — Big Nosed Neil 👃. Not here for his razor-sharp wit, but for the smoothest Corey in Essex, proudly showcased at the world-famous 2025 Little Miss Cock Pageant. Expect entries you’ll never unsee: Pamela Anderson, Darth Vader, Dennis Taylor… and last year’s champion, a patch of AstroTurf complete with a glory hole. Yes, folks, it’s the classiest pageant you’ll hear about all year. 👀On a more “tragic” note, our wives have all perished in a boating accident — but don’t shed a tear. We’re turning grief into blueprints for the ultimate Lads Pad: glory holes in every wall and a Django-themed surprise lurking in the downstairs loo.Elsewhere, we unleash Dog of Your Face, dive into Big Pappa J’s Serial Killer Thoughts of the Week, and cap it all off with a heartfelt send-off to Hulk Hogan. Imagine a WWF-themed nightclub, a roaring crowd of Hulkamaniacs, foam fingers in the air, and… let’s just say one final body slam for the ages. 🪦As always, thank you for the love and support — and remember: “What ya gonna do when the foam finger runs wild on you?!” ❤️❤️❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another classic episode of the “Say What Podcast” hosted by Big Pappa J and he’s loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.As we all know Big Pappa J is the star of the show but unfortunately Michael Jackson didn’t read the small print, so came face to face with a double decker bus as he joined the boys on a relaxing day out in London.🤦‍♂️.If anyone is into soup then you’re in luck as we dive into the best flavours and then veer off into talking about Chilli, we also discuss Big Pappa J’s cock doppelgänger at the David Lloyd centre, and do a fitting tribute to Cilla Black.There’s obviously more madness as we eat road kill, fight a Gorilla, smell farts, invent nightclubs for pregnant women and to top it all summon the spirit of a dead dog just so the Notorious can get a sniff of its arse.We hope you enjoy the show and in the words of MJ "never moonwalk on an empty stomach" ❤️

Hello and welcome to another 15 minute episode of the ‘OneFive’ Club. If you’re having a bad day ( or think you might) then maybetake your mind off it and take a listen to this masterpiece. In this episode we take Ian Beale for a day out, and if you’velistened before  - you will know thatnever ends well. Please enjoy, however if you are easily offended then maybe give it a miss, or listen and then report us. All the best  BPJ & NFATT

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered.They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade.Things take a sexy turn with www.monkeywank.com and we discuss seductive outfits for our primate cousins 😍 if this is to erotic for you then skip on 10 minutes if you won’t want to hear the '10 chickens pecking at an Elephants arsehole' round 🤦‍♂️We do a classic Shag, Marry, Kill where the Hulks arse gets a hammering and the 'big cock small cock' round makes a comeback with a miniature life jacket thrown into the mix.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed scrolling through www.monkeywank.com and as always remember a monkey is for life and not just for a long reach 🙈 Please Enjoy the madness

( another issue with the video quality , apologies) Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” where normality and maturity is left at the door and only mindless nonsense is muttered.They say a sharks can smell blood from over 4 miles away and this is also true for special guest presenter “Big Nosed Neil” who currently has issues with a family of Foxes living under his shed, luckily Neil gets tips on how to lure them out with a Fray Bentos pie and then what to do with a grenade.Things take a sexy turn with www.monkeywank.com and we discuss seductive outfits for our primate cousins 😍 if this is to erotic for you then skip on 10 minutes if you won’t want to hear the '10 chickens pecking at an Elephants arsehole' round 🤦‍♂️We do a classic Shag, Marry, Kill where the Hulks arse gets a hammering and the 'big cock small cock' round makes a comeback with a miniature life jacket thrown into the mix.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed scrolling through www.monkeywank.com and as always remember a monkey is for life and not just for a long reach 🙈 Please Enjoy the madness

The boys are reminiscing about old school days so who better to join them than the poorest child ever to grow up in Tilbury, Lady P, or as the male teachers nicknamed her “Big Tits Hurdler” we discuss school lunches and unsurprisingly find out who got free dinners, there's a haunting story about an orange curd sandwich and we discuss school trends or lack of them 🤦‍♂️.Things get sexy with a piece of elastic when we discuss playground games and relive the Iraqi war with a ballistic missile being launched at a chalk board.If you get bored with the school talk fast forward to the very end where we give a shout out to Stig of the dump and discuss the Twits by Roald Dahl.We hope you enjoy and from the gang thanks for listening.

( please note, this video cuts out halfway through, due mostly to drunken usage of cameras, for the full episode you can listen to the audio version) Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants ❤️.On a sensible talk we discuss new themed pop up museums and get over excited about WWF heroes and for some reason a brick museum 🤷‍♂️.We play a round of Mr & Mrs to see who knows each other the best and then the Notorious FA-TT feels the warm tender hand of Bill Cosby in the fans favourite round “Would he wank you off”. If this type of podcast isn’t your thing we also discuss 🪰 Fly facts for 10 minutes, so switch off after this bit but make sure you give a 5 star review. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Welcome to the least sensible podcast on the airwaves hosted by Big Pappa J and his ever loyal sidekick The Notorious FA-TT.This episode we see Latino Ricky Martin inviting the boys over to Rio de Janeiro for a day on the town, after some tapas food and Paso Doble dancing, the magical night ends with a visit to the “Kris Kristofferson” statue where the boys remember Ricky in those Jean hot pants ❤️.On a sensible talk we discuss new themed pop up museums and get over excited about WWF heroes and for some reason a brick museum 🤷‍♂️.We play a round of Mr & Mrs to see who knows each other the best and then the Notorious FA-TT feels the warm tender hand of Bill Cosby in the fans favourite round “Would he wank you off”. If this type of podcast isn’t your thing we also discuss 🪰 Fly facts for 10 minutes, so switch off after this bit but make sure you give a 5 star review. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️