The Say What! Podcast Big Pappa J

Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway.This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will.On Thoughts of the Week, we take an intimate look at Big Pappa J’s sausage & beans, alongside yet another baffling tale from the locker room — this time involving the mysterious Doppelgänger cock. Science still can’t explain it.We introduce a brand-new segment — “What’s in the Shed?” — where The Notorious FA-TT shares a genuinely traumatic allotment bullying story and reveals once and for all why growing sweetcorn is a dangerous game.Finally, we round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where a group of gold-toothed warriors battle it out with pliers in a brutal reimagining of “Going for Gold.” It’s as classy as it sounds.We hope you make it past the first four minutes… but if not, we completely understand. Crime Stoppers probably does too.Love as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Hello and welcome to the Say What! Podcast — where, let’s be honest, nobody actually reads these intros anyway.This episode kicks off with a Mystery Pipe review from a sassy Geordie lady, who may or may not currently have a restraining order involving one very enthusiastic “hole user” — none other than Peter Beardsley. Make of that what you will.On Thoughts of the Week, we take an intimate look at Big Pappa J’s sausage & beans, alongside yet another baffling tale from the locker room — this time involving the mysterious Doppelgänger cock. Science still can’t explain it.We introduce a brand-new segment — “What’s in the Shed?” — where The Notorious FA-TT shares a genuinely traumatic allotment bullying story and reveals once and for all why growing sweetcorn is a dangerous game.Finally, we round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where a group of gold-toothed warriors battle it out with pliers in a brutal reimagining of “Going for Gold.” It’s as classy as it sounds.We hope you make it past the first four minutes… but if not, we completely understand. Crime Stoppers probably does too.Love as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air.We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfitWe then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature kits (also somehow used for the same purpose), and glow-in-the-dark planet stickers paired with a black light — which may or may not reveal more about Big Pappa J’s childhood home than anyone needed to know.Part two takes a slightly more emotional turn, as Big Pappa J shares a heartfelt story about winning a football competition for an ungrateful child… only to walk away with something far more unexpected — a friendship with two unlikely Wolves fans.In part three, we dive into Alternate TV Shows, uncovering what Kenneth Williams’ lesser-known relatives might be getting up to, before attempting to round things off with Celebrity Dinner Date.Unfortunately, the evening takes a dark turn when a greased-up Mini-Me ends up lifeless on the floor, bringing the whole thing to a premature end.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy looking at semen through a microscope as a childLove as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome to what is quite possibly the most underrated podcast on the planet — mainly because not enough people are listening to have it taken off the air.We kick things off with 'facts of the week' and learn how a disabled kid died in an ET outfitWe then attempt to bring a touch of class with a brand-new round: “Hobby Kits.” From microscope sets (used for… very specific observations), to nature kits (also somehow used for the same purpose), and glow-in-the-dark planet stickers paired with a black light — which may or may not reveal more about Big Pappa J’s childhood home than anyone needed to know.Part two takes a slightly more emotional turn, as Big Pappa J shares a heartfelt story about winning a football competition for an ungrateful child… only to walk away with something far more unexpected — a friendship with two unlikely Wolves fans.In part three, we dive into Alternate TV Shows, uncovering what Kenneth Williams’ lesser-known relatives might be getting up to, before attempting to round things off with Celebrity Dinner Date.Unfortunately, the evening takes a dark turn when a greased-up Mini-Me ends up lifeless on the floor, bringing the whole thing to a premature end.We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoy looking at semen through a microscope as a childLove as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome back to another episode of A Day Out With… featuring Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.Just when you thought this podcast couldn’t possibly sink any lower… we somehow manage to prove you wrong.On this episode we take out everyone’s favourite gluttonous green ghost from the Ghostbusters universe — Slimer (yes, the one from Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2, we did our research). Safely transported in a lead case, we treat the little fella to the ultimate day out at an all-you-can-eat buffet, where he proceeds to completely lose his tiny green mind and devour absolutely everything in sight.Unfortunately, things take a slightly darker turn. What begins as a wholesome feeding session ends with us lovingly freezing the little green menace and turning him into a refreshing batch of Slimer ice cubes.As for the state of sobriety during this recording… let’s just say this may represent an all-time low. And if you’ve listened to this podcast before, you’ll know that’s quite an achievement.Anyway… sit back, lower your expectations, and enjoy the chaos.Much love,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and his loveable sidekick, The Notorious FA-TT.Yes, it’s back again — Thoughts of the Week — and yes, it’s somehow about food again. This time the Savoy Kid takes centre stage to demonstrate exactly what you can do with a cabbage and an oversized Maris Piper… all beautifully accompanied by the soothing sounds of Boney M played on the recorder. A true culinary and musical masterpiece.Next up is the brand-new round “Old Man Delight”, where we celebrate the simple pleasures in life: mugs, socks, power tools, and the unmatched joy of blasting a trick-or-treating child’s face with a 160-bar Kärcher jet washer. The little things really do matter.We round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where things take a bizarre turn. An embryo Pete Best makes a surprise appearance, and we meet Brush — a homeless dog-stroking enthusiast who’s hoping for a fiver. Sadly for him, Big Pappa J has other plans… namely spending it on scratch cards and inevitably falling into a five-year Scratch Card Loop.We hope you enjoy the episode, and please keep listening — because if there’s one promise we can make, it’s that we absolutely will not be getting any better.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Hello and welcome back to another episode of the Say What! Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and his loveable sidekick, The Notorious FA-TT.Yes, it’s back again — Thoughts of the Week — and yes, it’s somehow about food again. This time the Savoy Kid takes centre stage to demonstrate exactly what you can do with a cabbage and an oversized Maris Piper… all beautifully accompanied by the soothing sounds of Boney M played on the recorder. A true culinary and musical masterpiece.Next up is the brand-new round “Old Man Delight”, where we celebrate the simple pleasures in life: mugs, socks, power tools, and the unmatched joy of blasting a trick-or-treating child’s face with a 160-bar Kärcher jet washer. The little things really do matter.We round things off with Alternative TV Shows, where things take a bizarre turn. An embryo Pete Best makes a surprise appearance, and we meet Brush — a homeless dog-stroking enthusiast who’s hoping for a fiver. Sadly for him, Big Pappa J has other plans… namely spending it on scratch cards and inevitably falling into a five-year Scratch Card Loop.We hope you enjoy the episode, and please keep listening — because if there’s one promise we can make, it’s that we absolutely will not be getting any better.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️

Welcome back to another beautifully questionable instalment of A Day Out With…This week, we have the absolute honour of taking out an 80s icon — the one, the only… Gizmo.We treat the little legend to a wholesome day at Lakeside Shopping Centre, where we have breakfast, a fresh trim at Toni & Guy , and even a fitting for a made-to-measure tiny Rolex. Because if you’re an 80s superstar, you deserve the finer things in Essex.Sadly, things do take a turn. There’s an incident. His ears. A protein-packed broth. You’ll just have to listen.As always, this is a heart-warming tale of friendship, retail therapy and mild regret.Listen with caution… and possibly disappointment.Much love,BPJ & NFATT ❤️

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever concoction of stimulates they can get their hands onto.On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes.Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things that give you anxiety” which somehow all focus’s around our wives, there is a half time intermission though as Big Pappa J does a sparkler parade mid point 🤷‍♂️Rather than keep it fun we then decide to moan about how expensive things are which includes coffee, Cinema’s and Harry’s Blades pie shop 🤦‍♂️.We finish off completely mashed with a dog on your face and then finding out the diet of Frank Butcher from Eastenders.Thanks for enduring this utter nonsense of a podcast.

Hello and welcome to the “Say What! Podcast” hosted by two middle aged idiots whilst under the influence of alcohol and what ever stimulates we they get their hands.On this mindless episode Big Pappa J takes us through his thoughts of the week which includes oversized birthday cards, spud peeling, high fiving and brain freezes.Things then get serious as the moaning begins as we discuss “things that give you anxiety” which somehow all focus’s around our wives, there is a half time intermission though as Big Pappa J does a sparkler parade mid point 🤷‍♂️Rather than keep it fun we then decide to moan about how expensive things are which includes coffee, Cinema’s and Harry’s Blades pie shop 🤦‍♂️.We finish off completely fucked with a dog on your face and then finding out the diet of Frank Butcher from Eastenders.Thanks for enduring this utter nonsense of a podcast.

Welcome to A Day Out With — a short-form spin-off from the Say What Podcast, hosted by Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT.In this episode, we take Mr Blobby out for what can only be described as the day of his life… and, unfortunately, his last.From a civilised breakfast to a completely unnecessary trip to Alaska’s only strip club and super casino 'Cold Flaps' things escalate fast. Spirits are high, morals are low, and Blobby has a wonderful time… right up until we kill him.Standard.Anyway, enjoy the madness.Much love,BPJ & NFATT

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.Love and respect always,BPJ & NFATT xx

Hello again… we’re back in the New Year with a bang!(Although full transparency — this was recorded in November 2024 and we simply couldn’t be bothered to release it at the time.)As always, expect the usual rubbish as we kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, tackling hard-hitting topics like the sad disappearance of the shopping catalogue and what we’d wear if we were high-end drug dealers.From there, things escalate quickly as we discuss a sloth’s new job at Disneyland, debate Toast vs Bread and then trial a brand-new segment called Parallel TV Shows. This is where we attempt to guess what TV programmes are about without knowing anything about them — including our wildly inaccurate take on Homes Under the Hammer.We wrap things up with a deep dive into an island overrun by spiders, puppies, and slags — because obviously that’s where the conversation was always heading.Love and respect always,BPJ & NFATT xx

Ho Ho Ho! 🎄 Welcome to Santa’s favourite podcast — the Say What! Podcast, hosted by the two nicest blokes on the naughty list, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT, joined by the one and only Lady P and her relentlessly clicking fingers.We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, covering the real Christmas issues: coloured Xmas trees, Aunt Bessie’s potatoes, saying “Brazil nut” exactly 84 times, and somehow creating the perfect mental image for chopping a log 🪵. Festive gold.Next up is Poor Kevin, where Mariah Carey attempts to hijack the episode with an unsolicited solo of “Dark Christmas.” From there we dive headfirst into the darker side of festive films, including what may be the greatest Gremlin impression ever recorded. Christmas classics get the Say What! treatment as we tear into Home Alone 2, City Slickers 2, Coming to America and Cool Runnings.We regroup to chat Hallmark movies, drone footage over the Scottish Highlands solving a missing person case, and then proudly launch the 2025 Christmas Extravaganza, complete with a special festive recording from the depths of Big Pappa J — a true Christmas miracle if ever there was one.We hope you have a brilliant Christmas with your loved ones and that this episode brings a bit of festive chaos and cheer to your holidays.🎄🎄🎄 Merry Christmas from the Say What! Podcast 🎄🎄🎄

It’s 2026, and as you’ll quickly discover, Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT have made absolutely no New Year’s resolution to improve this podcast. If anything, the immaturity has doubled down.As always, we dive straight into Thoughts of the Week, covering the important stuff — novelty holiday gifts, a nan aggressively flirting with deli counter staff while buying an oversized pork pie, and the burning question: is it acceptable to blow-dry your arsehole at a David Lloyd gym?Sadly, there are no classic rounds in this episode. Instead, you’re treated to the unfiltered ramblings of two fully grown idiots as we design the ultimate dream cabin — complete with a dartboard machine, punch bag machine, and a slow-mo camera dedicated entirely to capturing the majestic evolution of an erection.We hope you enjoy this absolute nonsense, and we promise to do better… because in 2026 our goal is simple: knock Joe Rogan off his throne and become the number one podcast on the planet.Love and respect as always,Big Pappa J & The Notorious FA-TT ❤️❤️

No video this week — someone forgot to hit the big red button — but the pod twins still return with a brand new audio-only episode of the Say What! Podcast. You’re welcome and also… sorry.We kick things off with Thoughts of the Week, where The Notorious somehow gets mauled by an orca before being rescued by a lactating dolphin with absolutely phenomenal tits. From there we move seamlessly into arm-wrestling primates and uncovering the single greatest monkey fact ever discovered.Next up: Things That Are Overrated, which gives the lads yet another excuse for an old-man rant. Targets include Pink Floyd, pitching tents, genital mutilation, and — most importantly — why Chris and Stu from Hardcore Listing are the biggest pair of wankers alive for worshipping awful IPA beer.Then it’s time for What’s in the Drawer? — a deep dive into the nation’s junk drawers featuring fuses, toenail clippers, rubber bands, and a heartbreakingly emotional story from Big Pappa J about a wax ball and its tragic demise.If you enjoy this episode, congratulations — you are officially part of an elite group of extremely cool people. Thanks for sticking with us ❤️

Welcome to the One Five Club — 15 minutes of pure chaos from the two greatest podcasters currently walking this earth… its also very slurry so you might need a translator.In this episode, we treat world snooker champion Dennis Taylor to the kind of classy day out only we could provide — a whirlwind trip to Marbella (because of course it’s Marbella, where else do we take our celebs?).Things take a sharp turn when Dennis disappears into the toilets to deliver what can only be described as a Maximum Break. From there, naturally, we end up in a gay club, where a towel-whipping competition in the showers gets so out of control.It’s ridiculous, it’s messy, it’s also amazing — but for the love of God, listen with headphones. This one is not for kids.Much love,BPJ & NFATT x

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️

Strap in for another deranged instalment of the Say What! Podcast, where Big Pappa J and The Notorious FA-TT once again push the boundaries of decency, logic, and good taste.This week kicks off on a somber note featuring a glow-in-the-dark condom, a Yellow Pages, and a dead prostitute — how they’re connected is something even the FBI can’t untangle, but if this turns out to be our last episode, you’ll know why. 😞Big Pappa J’s Thoughts of the Week return, with a heavy focus on food, but we somehow take a wholesome detour into a new knitting charity that’s about to make Oxfam look lazy. 🧶✨Then comes our brand-new segment — Jobs for Us — where the lads brainstorm careers they could do together (on the strict condition that Walkie Talkies are involved). Things escalate fast when a leaf blower enters the scene, Silent & Deadly gets involved, and someone asks for ID at the newest, least hygienic nightclub in town — The Dutch Oven. 💨We wrap things up with Dog on Your Face and a lively debate about the most creative ways to (theoretically) kill animals. Don’t worry — no animals were harmed, unless you count reputations.It’s grim, it’s glorious, it’s pure Say What! — thanks for listening, and remember… not even the FBI can stop us. ❤️