Gary, Mark and Howard join Alan to talk about the new Netflix Take That documentary - and things immediately descend into chaos.
From Ibiza, the Maldives, and safari mishaps to archive hoarding, early leather outfits, holiday run-ins with authorities, and being driven away from huge gigs in a Fiat Punto. Add silly hats, Colin the Caterpillar, celebrity holiday spots and Alan appearing in the documentary itself, and you’ve got one of the funniest Life’s A Beach episodes yet.
00:00 Intro
00:15 Gary's the mic00:40 Where’s Gary’s silly hat? Alan tries on Howard’s02:30 Gary’s two best holidays ever - Ibiza & the Maldives03:20 Mark’s best holiday: Africa04:23 Alan took his mum on safari and they were mistaken for a couple05:12 Howard’s best holiday memories - Anglesey and Mustique05:57 Inside the new Netflix Take That documentary07:39 Howard the hoarder kept most of the archive footage08:30 Alan thinks Take That were worked to death and couldn’t handle the screaming09:36 Huge audiences… then being driven off in a Fiat Punto11:11 Why it was so hard for Take That to get signed12:16 Early Take That outfits - leather and studs13:15 Worst holiday disaster - being detained in Taiwan14:24 Gary loves English food and when they first tried Chinese and Indian16:27 Alan takes full advantage of Howard saying he wasn’t into girls17:07 Howard’s BMX and breakdancing days – and how dancing became Take That’s thing18:01 Can Mark still breakdance?18:37 Colin the Caterpillar for Mark’s birthday21:00 Mark’s coach trip from Manchester to Benidorm23:10 Spotting Paul O’Grady on holiday - Alan holidayed with him24:10 Gary spots Claudia Winkleman on holiday24:40 Howard bumps into Kate Moss25:20 Gary praises Alan on Traitors - Howard hasn’t seen it26:30 Gary gets serious about Alan winning and Alan is insulted28:00 Alan appears in the Take That Netflix documentary at the Brits30:15 Travel pet peeves32:40 Gary was nearly arrested leaving Japan34:23 Cornwall… or “Corn-Wall”35:38 Howard’s golf obsession dictating tour schedules36:38 Making our descent and the quickfire round
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enjoying it. excellent episode Alan ..Traitor and Issacs 🌟
Poor Alan, he did so well to try and make this less dull, but she reeeally did not help in any way. She definitely lives in a bubble and I bet she hardly has any friends
Absolutely agree that Jason loves the sound if his own voice. a shame.
She's actually quite boring 😔 I don't think she knows any real people!
Wow-she seems like she's really hard work, for an interviewer. What a dreary episode-poor Alan.x
I love this podcast, but this is the worst episode. Jason Isaacs is SO full of himself+doesn't listen to Alan Carr's questions, he obviously loves the sound of his own voice. The only time I've ever NOT finished, an episode of 'Lifes a Beach'.x
Brilliant, 2 of my favourite comedians, actors, presenters, very funny episode please can Jason come on again? 😁
Great episode love the fabulous Roisin, could listen to the both of you chatting all day ❤
Danny is a bit nippy sweetie! Didnt enjoy this as much
love Danny such a great episode 😂👌
This has to be the best ,life's a beach episode, Sarah was funny,fresh, engaging, knowledgeable, I could have listened to her for hours , great work Alan keep it up . Andy from Yorkshire.
Liked Stephen Merchant and Mark feehily and Jonathan Ross.
calling Alan, Alan!! where are you! waiting patently in a queue at Gatwick...send me stuff to make me smile..! please
always loved ( fancied David ) loving your podcasts Alan xx
I click on like before listening, I've loved Alan for years, I wish he was my brother as mines a ct!!!
Made the mistake of listening to the one with Romesh on my way to work. Had to stop the car as I was laughing so much!
defo my favourite episode!
This was one of my fav episodes, so funny and lightened my short hospital stay a little. Thank you x
absolutely brilliant I listened to all of the first series too, this is my favorite ❤
hilarious....Love Rob love this podcast