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Author: Halle and Hannah

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The Beef Special is brought to you by Hannah and Halle, two sisters just looking for a place to share all their personal beef and discuss the world's most pressing conflicts. If you actively avoid conflict in everyday life but love talking about it, then you're in the right place. Please send us your beef at beefspecialpod@gmail.com.
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Content warning: anime cringe. We're kidding. It doesn't get that bad, but Hannah and Halle do admit to having read anime fan fiction, so does it really get worse than that? Not sure. This episode also features beef from a lovely listener and is about one of Hannah and Halle's favorite topics to give unsolicited advice on: dating. Sure there are some other things discussed in between, but I can't recall them so clearly they're not as important. Hope you enjoy.
In this week's episode, Hannah relays her TSA PreCheck troubles, Halle (fresh off of Hinge) hashes out her online dating pet peeves, and the two briefly discuss irony poisoning before severely veering off the subject. This episode was recorded after Halle's post-therapy session come down so there was a lot on her mind, as always. Some rants made it, some didn't. Just the name of the game. As always, you can submit beef to us at beefspecialpod@gmail.com
The time has come. The Beef Special has its very first guest, our long-time bestie, Nico. I'd give a longer introduction but this episode is long enough. Hope you enjoy.
I know, I know. I can see you're overcome with excitement seeing that we have finally released an episode. Wipe those tears of joy and strap in for Season 2 of The Beef Special. It's going to be insane and by that, I mean relatively similar to the last season. Except now we'll have some guests! But in this first episode, we're kicking things off with the usual suspects. Hannah and Halle recount Hannah's bender of a birthday where Halle details the jealous(?) glares from all the local brewery patrons. Hannah discusses her unusual bug sightings and the two talk about jealousy in its many forms, with expected tangents in between. We hope you enjoy.
It wouldn't be a Beef Special episode if Tiktok wasn't referenced a million times, and this episode is no different. From watered-down drinks to reality TV, Hannah and Halle get into their petty beef with a concerning level of detail. As always, you can submit beef to us via a voice memo or email at beefspecialpod@gmail.com. 
We're back by unpopular opinion. This episode is brought to you by Halle feeling an insane amount of guilt for not sticking to the weekly schedule; she still managed to upload on the wrong day. As always, please send us your beef to beefspecialpod@gmail.com. We'd love to read and discuss.
We, and I'm sure you as well, needed a break from us being little debbie downers. Did we still complain? Probably. Did we drink while recording and make fools of ourselves? Absolutely.
Gonna be honest, this episode isn't for the faint of heart. Roe v. Wade was overturned, as expected, and we're obviously not too pumped about it. Did we go into all the details about the overturn? No. Did we go on frustration-fueled rants? Yes. Anyway, if you're in the US, register to vote (vote.gov). All of our rights are on the line. On a lighter note, shout out to Kieran for submitting beef. Probably the best part of the episode.
This episode, like all the others, is a bag of nonsense. It features some beef from you lovely listeners, so we hope you like it.  Any beef can be sent to us via email at beefspecialpod@gmail.com. That includes beef you have with us. Some beef with Halle was sent in this episode, and it was completely valid. Keep it coming!
We're back! Hannah decided to take a much-needed vacation to Florida and completely shirked her podcasting responsibilities. Halle, of course, has been an angel and worked tirelessly to get this podcast back up and running. This episode has it all: Halle's many grievances, Hannah's fidget spinner, and the beautiful Chantelle's beef. Hope you enjoy.
Once again, Halle and Hannah discuss the nuances of pooping, specifically at work. Then they delve into the rather precarious world of online dating and all it has to offer. Similar to both of their relationship history, this episode goes on for longer than it needs to. Hope you enjoy.
In this episode, Halle tells a cautionary tale of workplace drama, Hannah relives a frustrating cafe experience, and we briefly delve into the world of Elon Musk and his quest to purchase Twitter. Oh, and you can now submit your beef to us via voice message! Check the link out at the bottom of this description to send us your most pressing beef.
Look, we know this is coming out late. We are profusely apologetic. But to make it up to you, we made this episode way longer than it needed it to be. This episode has it all: Halle's weird pickle obsession, Hannah's dinner pet peeves, and the American dumpster fire caused by Roe v. Wade being potentially overturned. 
In this episode, Hannah speaks to her personal struggle with teachers' pets, Halle breaks down her inability to retain Instagram followers, and the two talk all things Amber Turd and the Johnny Depp trial.
This episode is a masterclass in what it's like to both be chronically online and somehow also, as the kids say it, Unc. But that's the duality of Hannah and Halle. There's also some life updates sprinkled in, which is why episodes keep taking longer and longer to come out, so I personally apologize on their behalf. Hope you enjoy.
Hannah and Halle are back from an unintentional hiatus with an episode they actually recorded about five months ago. In that time, they moved out of their shared townhome and now live in separate apartments in the city. It was for their own good. Maybe this episode will shed some light on how that happened, who knows. Hope you enjoy <3
As mentioned last episode, Hannah and Halle went to a Valentine's singles party with their good friend and lifelong social experiment, Bruce. Janelle graciously attended as well, and the four had a night worth talking about on a mediocre podcast. Hope you enjoy <3
Here's the long awaited update on Halle's dapper date. Spoiler, it ended, but it was nice while it lasted, so she says. Hannah unfortunately can't say the same about the human nightmare she met on hinge. After getting into the salacious details, the two discuss their ins and outs for 2025. Feel free to add your own in the comments below! Hope you enjoy <3
Happy New Year, folks! Can we still say that? Anyway, this episode proves that Hannah and Halle's opinions age like milk given the results of the election (see two episodes ago). So, please remember to take everything they say with a grain of salt. They can't be trusted. In other, lighter, news the two end up discussing the intricacies of making Spotify playlists, and then Halle can't shut up about the date she was asked on- it's rare for her. Hope you enjoy.
This episode we find out there is in fact a circumstance in which Hannah becomes a football fan. Halle goes on some rant about live music, and the two finally cover some beef that was submitted by one of you lovely listeners. Hope you enjoy. Seeing as our last episode was about the upcoming election, we will definitely have one coming out discussing the aftermath. This ep was recorded a bit ago, so it won't address our current thoughts.
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