Who F'n Kneauxs

Episode 150 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast, “Cartels, Tourette’s, and Monkeys… Oh My!”, goes exactly where that title suggests and then somehow further. The conversation jumps from cartel stories and internet rabbit holes to a surprisingly honest discussion about Tourette’s, how people misunderstand it, and why the internet makes everything louder than it needs to be. Along the way the guys detour into bizarre news clips, monkey chaos, and the kind of “how did we get here?” tangents that only make sense when you’re mid-conversation. It’s equal parts dark humor, curiosity, and the usual unfiltered commentary on whatever ridiculous thing the algorithm threw at them this week.

Episode 149 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast, “Benito Bowl 2026,” wonders if anyone actually cares about the Super Bowl this year or if we’re all just here for Bad Bunny and the commercials. The guys debate whether this is the least-hyped Super Bowl ever, play a Super Bowl–themed Would You Rather, and question why companies insist on releasing their commercials weeks before the game like spoilers don’t exist. From there it turns into another rant about how the Pro Bowl and basically every “All-Star” game has become completely pointless, before wrapping up with a shared frustration over just how aggressively terrible Siri continues to be. Sports, pop culture, technology complaints, and disappointment, all in one place.#WhoFnKneauxs #SuperBowl #BadBunny #SportsCulture #TechRants

Episode 148 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast, “China la Migra,” starts with a serious, uncomfortable conversation about what’s happening with ICE and protests in America, why it’s upsetting, and how hard it is to navigate relationships with people who openly support things you’re strongly against. From there, the episode does what this show does best and veers hard into everyday outrage: why Pepsi is never an acceptable substitute when you ask for Coke, Patty unloading on sports fans getting soft and blaming weather for games not going their way, Dave realizing his algorithm has officially crossed into the weird zone, and Patty wrapping things up by silently judging his new employees based entirely on their king cake opinions. Heavy at times, ridiculous at others, and very honest all the way through.

Episode 147 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast starts with college football feeling completely broken, then expands into a bigger conversation about how sports, media, and fandom have changed. The guys get into NIL chaos, the transfer portal, bad advice from fake agents, donor money, and why the system feels unsustainable, before drifting into frustration with modern sports media and press culture. From there it naturally turns nostalgic, touching on NFL memories, Michael Vick vs. Lamar Jackson, Saints misery, and the players that made everyone fall in love with football in the first place. Toss in side tangents on music lyrics, Disney stars growing up, megachurch skits, bad podcasts, fandom hypocrisy, and the moment your kid starts caring about sports, and you get an episode that’s annoyed, reflective, funny, and weirdly sincere all at once.

This week on Who F'n Kneauxs, the conversation goes everywhere it’s probably not supposed to. We get into why your marriage has to matter if you want the family to work, the underrated value of bro dates and solo time, and how couples slowly turn into roommates if they stop prioritizing each other. Along the way we spiral into grocery store beef (Aldi catches strays), protein math, food pyramids, birthday dinners, open-ended TV finales, personality tests, creative obsession, and why some people simply cannot delegate anything ever. It’s part parenting talk, part relationship reality check, and part completely unnecessary debate about milk, décor, and Stranger Things endings. Pretty much business as usual.

Episode 145 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast is what happens when New Year’s conversations immediately spiral. The guys bounce from language apps and accidental political jokes into haircuts, beards, gray hair denial, and the absolute chaos of Christmas toys. Things escalate into fireworks etiquette, beer being thrown (and spilled), guitars getting baptized in Michelob Ultra, and a dangerously unhinged game of “Would You Rather” that turns into real conversations about parenting, kids asking “why” too much, medicine disasters, and the impossible standards for dads. Toss in Disney trip planning, historical movie nitpicking, awkward family dynamics, and a reminder that parenting is mostly just guessing loudly, and you’ve got an episode that somehow covers everything while pretending it had a plan.

Episode 143 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast is loud, opinionated, and completely unfiltered. The crew introduces a new segment called “Say It With Ya Chest,” where everyone finally commits to their takes instead of hedging like politicians. That leads to rants about modern tip culture, getting pressured for extra gratuity on carryout, and why that needs to stop immediately.From there, the episode spirals into college football playoff chaos, Notre Dame fans melting down on timelines, and a full argument about whether Group of Five teams actually belong in the postseason. Along the way, there are stories about rats in restaurant kitchens, dangerously strong espresso martinis, cruise drink packages, and the ethics of someone pounding 33 drinks on night one of a cruise. It’s one long stretch of saying exactly what you think and dealing with the consequences.If you’re here for strong opinions, football arguments, and zero concern for decorum, this one delivers.

Episode 142 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast is Play the Hits, and the crew definitely does. Thanksgiving chaos, a brand-new Either/Or game, and everyone’s Year in Review kick things off before we randomly remember that John Cena had absolute bangers. Then it’s Christmas Candiessssss, Patty’s maybe-real-maybe-imaginary coworkers, the pain of buying gifts for spouses, Dave possibly being catfished, and one last College Football Playoff meltdown. Pure holiday chaos wrapped in one wonderful gift of an episode!

Episode 141 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast is a full-blown meltdown over the College Football Playoff committee and whatever fever-dream logic they’re pretending to use this week. The rankings make zero sense, Tulane fans are apparently doing sketchy hallway activities, and the crew learns the word “proclivities” like confused middle-schoolers. Then it somehow turns into a debate about whether pigs are actually smarter than dogs (we reject that outright), how much risk kids should be allowed to take without being bubble-wrapped, how humans in Alaska avoid becoming popsicles, and which animal you’d agree to be chased by for 30 million dollars.It’s chaos, outrage, accidental education, and one long argument with common sense. Perfect.

Victoria steps in for Aaron on Episode 140 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast, and the crew immediately plunges into chaos: estate sales that feel like thrift-store archaeology, all the pointless things school wasted our time on, the debut of a NEW GAME called Real or Fake Athlete, Victoria’s unfiltered Dancing with the Stars review, a confusing discussion about the Phantom of the Opera LEGO guy, and the shocking realization that Dave doesn’t actually know how a library works.

🐶 Tom Brady cloned his dog, Patty's dog died, and somehow we still end up debating SEC football and Hooters wings. Episode 139 of The Who F’n Kneauxs Podcast is heartfelt, ridiculous, and just the right amount of unhinged.

🐒 Monkeys, monster trucks, LSU chaos, and Disney karaoke — yeah, this one’s unhinged. The Who F'n Kneauxs crew covers everything from Sean Payton’s pettiness to whether we could pull off a jewel heist (spoiler: we couldn’t). Watch Episode 138 for the most chaotic therapy session in podcast history, then go dig a tunnel. QUICK BEFORE THE HYENAS COME

EPISODE 137 | THE LIFE OF A PODCASTERThe fellas are back and better than ever. Patty went down a rabbit hole of the greatest fights in sports history while reminiscing about moments you’ll never forget where you were. Bad Bunny is the Super Bowl 60 halftime performer, and half of twitter is having a predictable meltdown. But we’re ready for ALL the vibes.Taylor Swift released her new album “The Life of a Showgirl” but Patty and Dave have split opinions. What are your thoughts?Aaron has a beef with ties in the NFL, Dave thinks the last two weeks in the NFL are oddly similar, and a debate over Superman vs Batman breaks out.All that and more this week on Who F’n Kneauxs!💬 Drop a comment telling us which sports fight lives rent-free in your head.👍 Like if you’ve ever pretended to care about fantasy football injuries.🎧 Subscribe so you don’t miss the next episode — where we’ll definitely go off topic again.

Episode 136: Who Killed Baseball?The fellas are back with another chaotic mix of hot takes, games, and random debates. This week we start by breaking down the real way to judge people — their license plates and the cars they drive (sorry, Cybertruck owners). 🚙Patty runs the crew through a game of “guess the movie by description” 🎬, before shifting gears into a rant about what happened to the baseball he grew up loving ⚾. Meanwhile, Dave brings his In Case You Missed It segment with football takeaways from the past week 🏈.It’s sports, it’s pop culture, it’s petty judgment — it’s Who F’n Kneauxs. 🎙️#WhoFKnKneauxs #ComedyPodcast #SportsPodcast #Baseball #NFL

Episode 135 | You Show Me Yours...Patty's wife Victoria joins the fellas this week to jump in on a number of conversations. Patty recaps his bachelor party trip and wonders if all women like to show... off on bachelorette parties. Aaron has some controversial thoughts on BLTs. And Victoria struggles to guess what sport certain athletes play.The crew introduces some new segments including Dave's "In Case You Missed It" football takeaways, Patty's "Finish the Lyric" game, and a new ode to forgotten athletes with "Man, Remember..."And finally, a discussion about the assassination of Charlie Kirk and the fallout that has followed it. #sports #podcast #entertainment #comedy #charliekirk #politics #food #bachelor #bachelorette #college #collegefootball #nfl #football

The fellas are back — and it gets weird quick. From debating which gas station has the best coffee (spoiler: it’s definitely NOT Buc-ee’s) to discovering a church doing a gun giveaway called “Bless the Hunt”, this one is all over the place.We break down football being back, react to our first experience at a Texas high school football game, and whether Todd Graves actually stole the Raising Cane’s idea 👀🍗. Add in some hot takes on Saints uniforms, Baseball Lady drama, natural deodorant scams, and of course a round of Wrong Answers Only — and you’ve got classic WFK chaos.Sit back, grab a cold brew (not iced coffee), and enjoy Episode 134.

Episode 133 | Nothing Makes SenseSome things in life just don’t add up… and we’re here to prove it. From seedless watermelons (seriously, how do they keep making those??) to cruise ships that weigh more than small cities, to salespeople stalking you at Sam’s and Costco, we’re breaking down everything that makes zero sense.Along the way, we get lost in blind rankings that somehow put Legos above the Holocaust (yikes), debate fall weddings vs. football season, and even fall down a Taylor Swift Super Bowl halftime conspiracy rabbit hole.Nothing makes sense… but that’s exactly why this episode does.🎧 Listen now: Spotify & Apple Podcasts📺 Watch more: Don’t forget to like & subscribe!#WhoFnKneauxs #ComedyPodcast #FunnyPodcast #PopCulture #TaylorSwift #Football #PodcastClips #laughoutloud ⏱️ Chapters(0:00) AI mistakes & sports talk(2:35) Podcast intro, accents & whistling trick(4:56) Blind ranking game (cookies, Legos, pizza & more)(10:30) Axe body spray, cologne & random debates(15:02) Things that don’t make sense (seedless watermelon, milk, planes, phones, buoyancy)(21:00) Cruise ship disasters & poop cruise story(25:24) Sam’s Club, salespeople & avoiding pitches(33:16) Taylor Swift Super Bowl theory & halftime show talk(37:51) Fall weddings vs football, Kobe news & celeb deaths(42:56) Steelers tattoo story, organ donor chat & license/birth certificates(48:10) Closing thoughts & outro

Episode 132 | The BodyCats? Overrated. Frogs? Secret hype beasts. Immortality? We’re not sold. In this week’s Who F’n Kneauxs, we debut our chaotic new segment Wrong Answers Only, pretend football isn’t back, and question whether Summer 2025 is already a flop. Plus, we talk about the possible return of offensive comedy… or maybe we’re just bad people.

🚨 Episode 130 – “Trapped in the Drive Thru” is LIVE! 🚨This week on Who F’n Kneauxs, we start off wholesome—talking about the simple joy of hoarding lost golf balls—before taking a hard turn into the madness of CVS carpet, grocery store etiquette, irrational fears, and AI taking over Taco Bell (and failing miserably).Aaron goes off on the AI drive-thru voice, we debate the most irrational things we’re afraid of, and try to make sense of why baseball writers seem to hate fun. Plus: would the Hardball team beat The Sandlot squad in a 7-game series? And… was Happy Gilmore 2 actually good?!Catch up now and get ready to laugh, disagree, and question humanity.📺 Full episode available now on YouTube🎧 Stream it everywhere you get podcasts👇 Drop a comment: Who you got—Sandlot or Hardball?

🚨 Episode 129 – “Statute of Limitations” is LIVE! 🚨We’re back with another round of hot takes, petty complaints, and wildly unnecessary debates. In this one, we’re diving into:☕ Are you team flavored cream in your coffee or do you like your java untainted?🌧️ Why is it always raining and why is that seatbelt chime so damn persistent when it’s just your gym bag in the passenger seat?👶 Things we did as kids that would get us in trouble today… but surely the statute of limitations has passed… right?🏀 Is there anything more boring than Summer League basketball? Yes—and we found it.🎳 Do bowlers and golfers take themselves way too seriously or are we just haters?👔 Can you really be friends with coworkers or is that a trap?🍔 And finally… why can’t women just tell us what they want to eat?! (We’re fully prepared to be yelled at for this one.)It’s chaos, it’s nostalgia, it’s petty, and it’s real.Tap in, laugh along, and let us know—what’s YOUR most cancelable childhood moment?👇 Drop a comment, like, and subscribe. New episodes every week!#Podcast #WhoFNKneauxs #StatuteOfLimitations #ComedyPodcast #SummerLeague #CoffeeDebates #CoworkerFriends #PettyProblems #MenVsWomen #PodcastLife