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It all started on Kelly’s back patio. Our husbands were childhood friends, and one firepit and 1,072 adult beverages later, Carolyn went to work at 5:00 am while Kelly had to call in sick.

However, despite the pain of the next day, we were friends for life.

So we invite you to grab a bevvie of your own and join us, Carolyn and Kelly, as we talk 100% unfiltered about turning our kids into decent human beings, our attempts at being ‘good’ farm wives, and our absolute adoration of a good ‘beige food’ recipe.
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Episode 17 – The Unfiltered Farmwives In this episode of "The Unfiltered Farmwives," Kelly and Carolyn share a message from Hannah, a young farmer in Ohio, who asks about meeting people and making friends as a young adult on the farm. In this episode, they discuss: - Making friends as an adult, especially in small rural communities, - How friendship circles evolve through life’s stages—marriage, parenthood, and beyond. - The importance of shared values, in both friendships and marriage,  particularly within the context of farming and Christian faith.
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about... Vacationing just an hour apart in Florida Kelly drinking too many margaritas Tony branching out from Long John Silvers seafood
Yep! This one has been waiting on me for FOREVER to edit and publish! But, that's just life sometimes.   However, in this episode, Kelly + Carolyn talk about... Carolyn's family trip to Hawaii Kelly's vacation plans for Florida The absolute HELL of Louisville Farm Show week The new family addition to the McCormick family of a bonafide crack rat. My apologies for how long it took to edit and publish this episode.  I'll try and do better -- but I probably won't.  😔
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about... reading minds while working with our husbands tempers flaring while working with our husbands violent hand gestures while working with our husbands
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about.... Why Christmas just felt off this past year Goals for 2024 Envy over Joanna Gaines' garden Carolyn's family going to Hawaii Turning 40 and 48 years old
Shoutout to our friend Bethanie who let us know last Saturday night that the audio file uploaded to the last podcast was an older podcast and not the one described in the episode description!   Here is the CORRECT newest podcast episode. In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss... The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morning The local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' houses How to grow vegetables outside over the winter months
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly discuss... The hindrance of bras on a Saturday morning The local fall sport of TP'ing your friends' houses How to grow vegetables outside over the winter months
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn and Kelly talk about... their less than glamorous childhood vacations the #1 documentary they think everyone should watch their love Christian Laettner and how exactly they manage to put hundreds of miles on their cars each week - all within 5 miles of their homes
In this episode of "The Unfiltered Farmwives" podcast, our husbands, Nick and Tony, join us to discuss... Gender reveals + Diaper Parties (sorry if we offend anyone with our strong opinions on these...we'd had a few!)     Spring planting   Elderly escorts (yep! you read that correct!)   Our favorite tiktok accounts we obsess over
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives, Kelly and Carolyn talk about... Juggling work demands with family priorities. Being ambitious in your 20's vs content in your 30's and 40's. The 'trad' subculture we keep hearing more and more about. Raising kids with 'more' vs what we were raised with.
**Maybe not for young ears.** In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives Podcast, Carolyn and Kelly directly respond to some of mens' weirdest beliefs about women, like... Women steal mens' souls through their cold bodies. Womens' private parts are not 'on the front of their bodies.' The sticky part of pads do not stick to womens' bodies. Farts that go up the front of your underwear vs the back. Are you as uncomfortable reading this as I typing this???  If your answer is 'oh my gosh, yes!' then this episode is just for you!
In this episode of The Unfiltered Farmwives podcast, Carolyn has a list of questions she's never asked Kelly before.  And they dive into some *great* topics like... The time a jr high teacher let Kelly borrow a WAY too graphic book from her personal collection. Carolyn's habit of binging ALL the things. Kelly flying to Russia shortly after 9/11.
In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the difference between their own childhoods on the farm compared to the modern childhood of their kids, including...   • Learning 'all' the things in life from Danielle Steele novels. • Kelly's parents leaving her unsupervised for days at the state fair. • Carolyn's kids complaining about the family garden. • The lack of teenage supervision AND hydration that occurred in our childhoods!
While overall generally well-behaved kids, in this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the the times growing up where they risked getting into some big trouble, including... The time Kelly ran away from the cops at the state fair. The time Carolyn put a girl in a chokehold defending her sister. The time Kelly almost got the entire high school basketball team suspended. The time Carolyn stole a car.  
In this episode of the The Unfiltered Farmwives, Carolyn and Kelly talk about the music from their childhood, including... Kelly performing Broadway musicals with her grandma at a mental institution. Carolyn seeing ACDC and ALL the heavy metal bands with her mom during her teens. Kelly's apology to Shania Twain.  Carolyn's inner hippy coming out!
Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Tony, Carolyn's husband.
Kelly and Carolyn answer random, surprise questions from Nick, Kelly's husband.
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