FantasyCast Pod

Have you ever been burned by the very flame that was meant to guide you? How sexy would that be? To have someone lure you into a sense of safety and vulnerability, only to abuse and dysregulate you. How bad would that make your depression? Your social anxiety? Your brain fog? Your imposter syndrome? And when you hit rock bottom... BAM! That's when they throw your ass on IG live for everyone to see you crying like a little baby. Ultimate. Pleasure. Zone.

Each generation has its own sexual signature. Our grandparents, by law, were only allowed to make love in the cold light of day, our parents were exclusively into group stuff and ass play, so where does that leave us? Longing, yearning to forge our own sexual path. In this episode we explore what another generation has to teach us about blasting chunk.

Hello family, we've been away for a while. I can't get into why, but know its both highly sexual and extremely troubling. It has to do with one of our fans finding out where one of us lives. I can't give details, but what I can tell you is everyone is safe, the fan was returned to the care of her chosen family. We all learned a valuable lesson about what happens when you introduce erotica into countries where pornography is illegal.

Times are tough. It is more important than ever to escape into fantasy. It may be hard, but it is imperative that you remain deeply immersed in sexual fantasy as much as humanly possible. Upon awakening, you MUST immediately enter a rich sexual fantasy world. Ignore distractions entirely, maybe go live in a hotel or highly sexualized hostel far away from your friends and family. Doesn't even matter whether or not you get your nut. Sit in total isolation, meditating on whatever erotic world you've created. It's the only escape from a reality as cruel and meaningless as ours. 

It's that time again! Welcome to the Celebrity Torture Chamber. This episode we fantasize about torturing of some famous people who have achieved limitless success. We welcome actor Bradley Cooper, musical artists OK GO and successful actor/comedian John Mulaney. Sit back, relax, while we imagine hypothetical scenarios where we abuse the wealthy elite... here in the Torture Chamber.   

This episode is a good ol' fashioned brainstorming session. Twice a week we all get together (the talent, producers, marketing, staff, interns) and brainstorm fantasies to pick the very best for our episodes. Really heavy sexual content on this one. Definitely NSFW. Are we going to get de-platformed? Who cares, let the fun begin. If it's not violent or erotic enough for us, it's not violent or erotic enough for you. We also talk about the classic comedy You, Me and Dupree. 

Imagine what it would feel like to be tiny. Not small. Not insignificant. Not microscopic. TINY. Yeah. Nestled in somewhere, tucked away from the world. Cozy and safe. You could tickle your loved ones and take small bites out of your enemies, never to be seen or heard from. A ghost. A whisper. How horny is that?

Have you every loved something weird? Something that defines you from everyone else? "I'm not like all the others, because I like the weird thing that most people don't like or have never heard of." Maybe this weird thing is something that will make you interesting to your preferred sexual partner. For us, in this episode, the "weird" thing is demonstrating absolute intimacy by emotionally controlling, physically dominating, or being brutally beaten by the object of our sexual desires. This is what makes us different than you. We are not the same. "We are not the same, I am a Martian And I'm hotter than summer rain like Carl Thomas Lock, load, ready to aim at any target I could get your brains for a bargain like I bought it from Target" -"Lil" Wayne Carter

Everyone knows the Hawk Tuah girl is almost certainly going to get life in prison. No parole. No way out. That kind of hopelessness can make someone do crazy things. What would you do in that situation? Take your own life? No, open the window to your cell, get nice and warm under the covers with your hot plate, and let the cozy-wozy wash over you...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Nothing hits quite like an orgy. If you like group stuff, which thanksgiving basically is (substitute sex for gorging on food), you will LOVE this episode. We guarantee you will be freed from suffering after listening to us talk nice to each other. 

One thing about life is certain: there is no certainty. The path we take towards sexual gratification is a mysterious one. In this episode, we fantasize about our unexpected journeys towards complete and total sexual release. 

Every important person in history is only as good as the team of sycophants who surround them. On this episode, we are joined by star of stage and screen Brooke Bundy as we fantasize about our ideal team. Moreover, how will we manage our teams, keep them servile, productive and hyper-aroused as we casually dominate them.  

We all have theories about freak. Is freak genetic? Is it stored in the collective unconscious? Is freak passed down in our genetics? Or in the fantasies and stories we tell. In this episode, we think about the historic journey of our freak, and what kind of weird shit our ancestors were doing to themselves. 

This episode we take you, the listener, inside the Fantasy Chamber. No, it's not ACTUALLY a chamber, but a twice-weekly fantasy brainstorming session where we workshop sexual and violent fantasies. You get a peek at our sexually-generative process and how we delivery such high quality fantasies every show. Turning people on is a craft like anything else and we are proud to share ours with you, the listener! 

The season is in full swing and the fantasy football waiver wires are crackling! Lucky for you, we have the top picks to beef up your roster, and erotic fantasies to keep you bricked up as you head in to week 4! In today's episode we look at QB, RB, WR, TE and Defense pickups that will give you the maximum advantage. We also bless you with an intense erotic fantasy for each of our top picks! 

Working with someone to achieve a goal. What's more erotic than that? What is sex if not two or more people working towards the same goal? Whether that be climax, emasculation, punishment, humiliation, or complete and total subjugation, you need to work with the freak across the bed from you to prove to yourself you have what it takes to blast.  

People come in all shapes and sizes. Bodies take different form. Standing out in the sun, enjoying the light, feeling the warmth, can physically change the shape of your body into something completely unrecognizable to you. In this episode, we explore the shape of things, how they control us, and how form comports to our deepest desires. 

"Father thank you for the gathering of friends, Father we give thanks for all the erotic choices we've made because that's what makes us who we are, let us forever cherish the loved ones we've lost to sexually explicit accidents along the way; thank you for the Little Angel-brand bullet vibrator, the newest addition to our family, thank you for bringing Letty home, and most of all thank you for fast cars." Vin Diesel - The Fast and the Furious 6   Hope you all enjoy this episode!

When you are immersed in nature, maybe on a hike with your serious partner, wearing REI-branded gear, do you ever see animals? Do you ever wonder what the difference is between yourself and the animals you see pissing, shitting, making love and fighting at the zoo? On this episode we explore the animal side of the erotic brain. As always, providing a space for those seeking redemption for earthly sins through intense self exploration. 

This is a bonus episode that is a compilation of all five chapters of The Friend, an extensive sexual fantasy that is so erotic… so sensual… so unchained that it edges on illegal. Do you like getting teased and tormented? Do you like being turned on so bad you almost lose your mind? One more question: do you like having someone whisper in your ear the most fearless and titillating stories that were made in a lab to make you experience ultimate sexual pleasure? If you answered yes to any of these questions then you’re like me, a sexual outlaw, a freak in the sheets AND most of all a dreamer who isn’t afraid to go where most are too chickenshit to tread. Plug your pods in your dome, kick back, press play and prepare to spray.