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Hello and welcome to the Unseen Incidents podcast! Join us, Patrick and Pete, as we talk over the latest football news, answer your questions, and do our two favourite things: call everyone stupid, and tell you about the things we hated this week.
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re getting into the problem which is the Premier League team of the season. With so few attackers shining, and presumptive title winners Arsenal powered by collective effort, not special individuals, who are the division's outstanding players? We pick our favourites from keeper to striker, discussing Haaland's drop-off, Rice vs Fernandes, breakout fullbacks, and much more.Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features football boots, the Kindle, and "buy once, buy well".If you don’t already subscribe, consider joining our Patreon at Patreon.com/patrickvs!
What's up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re returning to Tottenham this week, who now look in serious danger of the drop after a succession of bad results and red cards. What would relegation do to the club? How would they retool for life in the championship? Who would be sold, who would stay? And how could they reestablish themselves as a Premier League side?Then we open up the Burn Book, this week discussing the Six Nations, being told off by your child's teacher, and LinkedIn influencers.Thanks for listening!
Hello and welcome back to Unseen Incidents! This week we're taking on the big question: are Arsenal about to bottle it? The Gunners have been here before, but we dig into their previous title challenges, their current form, and our questions around Arteta's tactics to ask how concerned fans should be, and how the club can solidify its grip on the 25/26 trophy.Then we get into the Burn Book, with I Capture The Castle, the Baftas Tourette/racism controversy, and feeding your baby.Thanks for listening, and for more episodes, check out patreon.com/patrickvs!
Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're answering a question on the worst transfers of the last five years. It feels like the big swings at the top of the market have got safer, and there are fewer busts than there used to be, but what makes for a disaster signing? Why do Chelsea and Manchester United make so many? And how are some big flops, like Sancho, Lukaku, and Mudryk, still affecting their teams now?Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing American politics, meal prep, and curtain-twitching. Have we discussed this before? No-one knows.Thanks for being here, and consider signing up to our Patreon for extra episodes every fortnight! Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs
Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're taking a look at the best Premier League players in every position this season. Why are so many wingers and strikers underperforming? Which players have really won points for their teams? And how has the new tactical landscape of the division benefited certain types of player?Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing Hamnet, time, and hiking equipment.Thanks for being here, and consider signing up to our Patreon for extra episodes every fortnight! Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs
Hey everyone, and thanks for joining us for another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week, we're reviewing all last summer's big striker signings and ranking them from SLAM DUNK to OH GOD. How does Isak's injury-hit first season - and the form of Hugo Ekitike - affect the long-term value of the deal? What are the worries in Nick Woltemade's adaptation? How bad have Sesko and Gyokeres been? And what do we make of the £100m of forwards Chelsea added?Then we open up the Burn Book, discussing nursery, the enshittification of all technology, and Doing Things.Thanks for being here, and consider signing up to our Patreon for extra episodes every fortnight! Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs
Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! We’re getting into the Salah drama this week, as the Egyptian put his Anfield career in the sarcophagus with an explosive interview. What led to his outburst? Does he have a point? Is there any way back? And how can Liverpool benefit from the situation?
Then we open up the Burn Book, this week chatting Winter Wonderland, the NHS, and performative behaviour.
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Hey everyone, and welcome to another episode of Unseen Incidents! Today we’re using a listener question about Ollie Watkins’ drop-off this season to look at three players struggling for form, and another, Antoine Semenyo, whose underlying stats are not matching up to his real goal and assist numbers. Which one is a better representation of the player, and what do we make of his rumoured £65m buyout? And how much can team effects be blamed for the issues facing Watkins, Isak, and others, and how much is down to them?
Then we open the Burn Book, this week featuring standing ovations, bow-ties, and Barbour jackets.
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to Unseen Incidents. This week we’re asking whether Manchester United have turned the corner and are finally good - or at least ok - again. We dig deep into their style and personnel under Amorim, and discuss how much the coach has changed, and what worries us about the adaptations that are currently working for the Red Devils, as well as the next steps required for the project.
Then we open up the Burn Book, which this week includes mice, Lily Allen, and chewing gum.
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re swapping players between Premier League clubs in an attempt to improve both parties. We can all see how Gvardiol could help Liverpool, but why does Pete think Wirtz would solve City’s problems? And which Liverpool midfielder would make sense for Spurs, and why is Destiny Udogie more promising than Milos Kerkez?
Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features kiwis, pet trackers, and your hobbies.
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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. This week we’re answering a listener question on the new players making the biggest impact so far this season, and who we think will prove the most important additions by May. We dig into Jack Grealish and a new superstar goalkeeper, examine Xabi Alonso’s work with Real Madrid and the next stage of the project, and get into Martin Zubimendi’s part in making an already amazing Arsenal defence stupendous, as well as his role in the team’s new attacking set-up.
Then we make another entry in the Burn Book, this week talking One Battle After Another, the Royal Mail, and Pete’s trip to Sevilla.
Thanks for listening, and please consider signing up for our Patreon, where this week we ask whether Mohamed Salah has finally lost his juice. Find us at patreon.com/patrickvs
What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we’re getting way ahead of ourselves, making an XI of the signings we hated this summer. Which club has turned its fans against it? What are the early returns on Gyokeres? Can Sancho save Aston Villa? And what did West Ham and Wolves do to leave themselves in a relegation battle?
Then we have the Burn Book, featuring shorts at the restaurant, pilot assist, and The Gilded Age.
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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! This week we're looking at Tottenham, who have let Daniel Levy go as they enter a new phase. What did Levy do well, and where did he fail? What can other ambitious teams who want to break into the league's elite learn from Spurs? And how can Xavi Simons solve some of their problems?
Then we have the Burn Book, with playgrounds, pens, and motorcyclists.
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On this week’s show, we’re taking a closer look at some of the summer’s big moves, and some of the possible issues new signings might face. We all know Benjamin Sesko’s upside, but what’s the worst case for him at United? And how could Man City’s goalkeeping recruitment cost them a shot at major honours?
Then we have the Burn Book, which this time features hot dogs, Taylor Swift, and friendships you can pause.
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What’s up Pattycakes and welcome back to the Unseen Incidents podcast. On this week’s double drop we’re making our predictions for the Premier League season. Here on main feed, we’ve got our title picks and a discussion of the relegation battle, which looks like a tough race between five teams this year. Why does a big summer not necessarily mean glory for Liverpool? Why do we not buy the Leeds hype? And can Pep figure out City?
Then we get into the Burn Book, with running, musicians getting ideas above their station, and Baby Bonnie!
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are looking at Liverpool signing Hugo Ekitike. What’s the best case? What’s the worst? How does he work with Liverpool’s frontline, and how does he compare with the club’s first choice, Alexander Isak?
Then we have the Burn Book, with old finance bros, CRAP, and dating.
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another Unseen Incidents episode! With the summer transfer market in full swing and prices remaining sky-high for pre-peak players, we’re looking at the other end of the market. Do veterans represent good value now? And which aging stars could bring something special to Premier League teams, like Thiago Silva did at Chelsea?
Then we have the Burn Book, which this week features British summer, tech upgrades, and exotic sausage.
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are talking you through this season’s bullshit #narratives, arguing why the game isn’t getting boring, why managers are overrated, and why Spurs’ trophy is nice but ultimately not that important.
Then we have the Burn Book, with Guinness Zero, ultra marathons, and Mission Impossible.
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What’s up everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents! On today’s show we are picking our best value signings of the season, each selecting a defender, midfielder, and attacker to champion. Napoli spent a lot on McTominay, but is he worth it if they win the league? Which Real Madrid trainee should every big club be looking at? And what are los Blancos getting in new signing Dean Huijsen?
Then we have the Burn Book, with Amazon delivery drivers, heirlooms, and relax-maxxing.
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Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. Xabi Alonso to Real Madrid looks like a done deal, but how much sense does this make for the floundering Blancos? What is everyone getting wrong about this switch? Why is his Leverkusen a bad blueprint for the Spanish giants? And what do they need this summer to make it work?
Then it’s the Burn Book, with skincare, baby photo shoots, and One Weird Trick.
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