Schmodcast

Just dos compañeros de vida platónicos cruising through Latin America 🇨🇱🇵🇪🇪🇨🇵🇦.Connectz & Correctz help us cope with missing our catz while we earn our trusty shellback status🐱🌎.Hot Topz 🔥🎤 our fanz and travel companionz share what they appreciated most on this adventure ✨🗺️.This epersode is sponsored by Spanish - we’re really bueno at it 🙊.#ShipHappenz #SchmodCatz #PLPz #LATAMcrucero #museoftheshow #compañerosDeVidaPlatónicoz #Oosterdam #beebopBOOPbeebop

Just two PLPs breezing through all kinds of tough stuff and travel on travel ✈️🌬️. Connectz & Correctz cover bean experiments from our fanz 🫘, neuromas not aromas 🦶, and the actual bell hooks book you should read.📚 Hot Topz 🔥 teach us how to swim fast while traveling slow 🏊‍♀️🐢. This epersode is sponsored by cruise ships 🚢 — they’re slower than airplanes but the buffet waits for no one.#beebopBOOPbeebop #Schmodcats #PLPz #Beanz #slowmaxxx #DOBA #HotTopz #breakingwind

Just two platonic life partners who have been too busy to podcast. So what have we been doing?? EVERYTHING ELSE! From visitors, to island 🏝️ hopping, to tournaments, to home improvement projects 💦🚱, these PLPz can and do have it all, including on-demand slushies 🧃🍹. This epersode’s hot 🔥 topz prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that cloudz ☁️ are better than beans 🫘 and that flirting 💋 is also the definition of “a vibe.” Next vocab word that at least one but maybe both of the PLPs need to learn is “flirting.”#recibeans #makingwind #newschmodsegment #beebopBOOPbeebop #BeanDip #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #NewNicknameAlert

Just two platonic life partners who are obviously experts at podcasting basics. Connectz and Correctz bring us some good chicken chat 🐓 🥚, some Fibonacci shoutouts, and finding refulgent people ✨🪩😁 in these trying times. Hot topz (and cold bottoms) help us picture and not picture a brighter, prompter future. This epersode is sponsored by Recovery Shoez - dress for you, not your PLP. 😴👟👞🩰⛸️🛼🩴😎#beebopBOOPbeebop #BeanDip #ChickenChat #SchmodCatz #RecoveryShoez #Familect

Just two platonic life partners celebrating 100 EPERSODES! 💯 Can you believe it?! After a pretty deep dive on beans and buns and many Connectz and Correctz, we get back on track celebrating our centennial! Join us as we reflect on why we schmod and the highlights ⬆️ and lowlights ⬇️ from our favorite epersodes. Stick around to the end for a special interview from a new fan. 🪭#SchmodCatz #beebopBOOPbeebop #thankyousomuch #BeanDip #CantsayLevyright #newfamilect #precious

Just two platonic life partners having a restive and festive holiday season ✨. Connectz and Correctz covered our classic chats and joyfully reintroduced a long-forgotten and deeply missed chat: BeanChat 🫘🫛.Hot tops 🔥 focus on ways people are connected and connecting through space and time…and vibes 💃❤️💋🫘🥬Pre-correct: “happy new year” in Hawaiian is “hauʻoli makahiki hou” - we just had to go back to the beginning of our schmods to find the answer, proving definitively that this schmod is newsy, like NPR. #BeanD #BDEisback #beebopBOOPbeebop #HippoNewYear #SchmodCatz #GardenChat #Newsy #TradWife #Vibez #BillHaderMuseoftheShow

Just two platonic life partners who recently returned from perhaps our favorite place on earth 🌊☀️🏝️⛺️🐙. Connectz and Correctz are here, there, everywhere and the PLPz try to stick to an outline. Hot Topz are about two gals we can’t stop thinking about 🎶🎤🐈😻. This epersode is sponsored by Lightbulbs - they’re powered by Ruby’s spirit!#Schmodiez #catchat #whatsindabox #sprangle #beebopBOOPbeebop #glamping #holoholos #RubyVisit

Just two PLPs adventuring close to home 🏡🌊. Connectz & Correctz chase down the truth behind who really wrote the grandparents’ travel journal ✍️📓, brings a new segment 🚨 schmodCAT 🚨, and chicken chat is a blast from the past 🐓⏳. Hot Topz 🔥 bring you outside wet carpets 💦 and inside warm fuzzies 🥰 . This epersode is sponsored by coasters 🔘 - they all stick to your glass.#beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #schmodCAT #chickenchat #newsponsor #damp #yardfullofsperm #thxvous

Just two PLPs who got Coco a platonic life partner 🐈‍⬛❤️🐈. This week’s Connectz & Correctz reveals Suki’s mysterious eye color 🧿✨, shared a lack of chicken updates 🐓🚫 and Subie Waves 👋😔. Hot Topz 🔥 take us on interesting journeys in unreliable vehicles 🎃🚣🚙🛢️. Sponsored by microphones 🎤 - they make us sound amazing.#beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #lavendermarriage #catchat #WaveWatch #ChickenChat

Just two PLPs who recently revisited the place where they first met 🏡💫. This week’s Connectz & Correctz overflows with citrus confusion 🍋, progress updatez on our 100 movies 🎥 🍿and pondering when is the right time to hang a picture of Jeff Goldblum in your bathroom? (Spoiler 🚨: always.) Hot Topz 🔥 reveal that some things are worse for you than you thought 🧽 but in some cases it’s exactly what you needed 📚. Sponsored by moss 🌿. Moss—it’s like carpet, but moist.#beebopBOOPbeebop #catchat #JeffGoldblumSendUsASignedPortraitforourBathroom #PLPz #ChickenChat

Just two platonic life partners reporting on location from the Center of the Universe. Connectz and Correctz introduce new farm chats, probably repeats on amazing scuba adventures 🤿, to plunge or not to plunge 🥶, and a complete lack of subie wave 👋 watch updates. Hot topz teach us about keeping two crucial systems flowing smoothly 🚿😴. This epersode is sponsored by butterflies 🦋. Butterflies, why walk when you can flutter.#beebopboopbeep #catchat #scuba #farmchat #pipez #napchat #backgroundnoises 

Just two platonic life partners who just finished a bucket list trip! 🤿 It’s been whirlwind adventures, a milestone birthday and a beautiful chapter closing as we said goodbye to our dearest sweetest most perfect Ruby. Connectz and Correctz are all over the place from master punch 🥊 lines to amazing swimmer 🏊🏼‍♀️ shoutouts to subie wave 👋 watch updates. Hot topz teach us what some of us should travel with and what some of us cannot bear to travel without ✈️. This epersode is sponsored by planes. Planes, faster than swimming there ⏳🏊🏽‍♂️.#beebopboopbeep #mentybeotch #catchat #library #scuba #alohamonksealz

Just two platonic life partners being part-time bakers 🧂and mechanics 🚙🔋. Connectz and Correctz talk about a viral sensation sweeping the nation ✌️👋, badasses in religion, new vocab, and other stuff that is best described like this: 🦪 v 💪 & 🥊 〰️ ! Hot Topz 🔥go together like 🦈💇‍♀️ Ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-da-dinga-dong - gotta hear it 👂 to believe it 💡.#beebopboopbeep #sorryaboutthecough #napetendy

Just two platonic life partners here and there, with interesting tidbits to share! Relaxed McFlurry and Agitated Slushie are back together and awash in Connectz and Correctz, from almost watching movies 🎬on planes to stalking naughty piglets 🐽, we’re all over the place! Hot Topz 🔥are not related to each other so we won’t even try - just sit back ⏮️, push play ▶️ and learn ↗️ something (or don’t! ↙️).#moreLZ #beebopboopbeep #scatchat #gardenchat #eyecolorz #orcadorkas #swimtrendz #NewNicknameAlert

Just two platonic life partners reveling in a RICH life! Extra special extended Connectz and Correctz to capture our goings on and what our fanz 🪭had to say. It’s all so rich! 🪸🦞🤿🦉📚🎶🎸👀 Hot Topz are lists on top of lists 📝 and gave us mucho to talk abouto. 😴🥶🏊🏼‍♀️🦋 #PLPz #beebopBOOPbeebop #orchdorkz #scatchat #catchat #Thatsnotok#mongooses #ivegotanowlinmypants

Just two platonic life partners who saved a tiny baby cat. Connectz and Correctz show off our discerning musical ears 🎶👂. Love is found unda da sea . Hot topz are positively purfled with fantastic worlds of goblins 👑and dragons 🐉 . #beebopBOOPbeebop #PLPz #catchat #ChickenChat #misLed #FreeMusicCritique #thebulge

Just two platonic life partners with an insatiable curiosity about basically everything. Connectz and Correctz go all around the yard countin’ babiez and crown us undisputed cat 😻 heroes. Gecko Talez conclude in an unexpected place. Hot topz find the similarities between origami insects 🦟 and transitioning temperaments 👵🏼🧠.#beebopBOOPbeebop #bookz #PLPz #GeckoTalez #catchat #arewedumb #ChickenChat #paperWASP #theBig5 #milkabull #feedafedhorse

Just two platonic life partners who taught some trees that “aloha” means goodbye. Connectz and Correctz take bookworms 📚🪱 and cloud ☁️ fanz back to school 🚌 📓. A new friend of the show gives us recommendations on rock bands beyond BDE we should get into🤘🎸. A new segment is introduced to the Schmod, inspired by Coco! Hot topz tell us about another inspiring woman fromherstory that we should all have our eyes 👀 on.#LZisdefinitelytheirnickname #Cloudz #BDE #beebopBOOPbeebop #bookz #PLPz #GeckoTalez #catchat

**WARNING! There’s a lot of background noise due to our sponsor, the wind. If you don’t like wind noises or unprofessional audio editing, skip this epersode, or get us a sponsor who will give us money. Thankyousomuch!** Just two platonic life partners who can't believe how many epersodes we’ve done and honestly can't keep track of them anymore. Are we dumb? Connectz and Correctz are abridged so we can get right to our deep, blue 🌊 hot top, on location in one of our favorite spots on the island 🐠🦀🐟🪸🐚⛺️! We outro with two surprise gamez. This epersode is brought to you by our proud sponsor, the wind 💨.#beebopBOOPbeebop #onlocation #PLPz #arewedumb #goatchat #ABCeesomefish #86thename

Just two platonic life partners who are extremely proficient at home improvement projects. Connectz and Correctz remind us about familects and the latest in chicken and garden chat. Hot topz answer questions we didn’t know we had 🕵🏽 about a ✈️ plane and a 🌈 ☔️🌴 tree. We outro with gorgeous poetry. This epersode is brought to you by our proud sponsor, mouth music.#mouthmusic #beebopBOOPbeebop #pride #PLPz #arewedumb #ChickenChat #RubyHelped