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Claire and Eleanor continue their coverage of Talk Dirty To Me, as well as VR smut, Skyrim, pubic hair, and masculinity points.

Claire is joined by a special guest—our producer Eleanor!—to chat about director Anthony Spinelli’s 1980 masterpiece Talk Dirty To Me. Digressions include the craft of acting, motivational smut, ACAB, and lying to your partner about what time you need to leave the house.

Claire and Catie continue their discussion of Taboo, tackling the very pressing issues of whether the film Clueless promotes stepcest, the dorkiness of orgies, and the eradication of payphones.

Claire and Catie take on a Taboo, and discuss the desperation of the suburbs, the glory of Kay Parker, and an and an epic nuclear family meltdown (They tried to put this one off, but MILF Manor forced their hands.)

Claire chats with legendary video vixen Christy Canyon about her time in the industry, including her first loop, her stint at Vivid, and the time she ran away from home and watched skin flicks with a guy called “Pervert Larry.”

Claire & Catie kick off the new year with a little Champagne for Breakfast, starring a captivating Lesllie Bovee as Champagne herself and John Leslie as her chauffeur/body guard/unlicensed massage therapist. Diversions include wet spots, the importance of union shops, and the right way to name your member (don’t).

Claire recounts the various tragedies that have befallen her while Catie lends a sympathetic ear. Diversions include jerking off at your parents' house, boning with broken bones, and the differences between “dad” and “daddy.”

Claire and Catie are joined by Dan Boeckner (Wolf Parade, The Bottlemen) to discuss Dracula Sucks (1978), starring Jamie Gillis, Annette Haven, and a bunch of other porn superstars. Topics include sweaty doctors, the importance of centering the dick, Seka’s run-in with John Leslie, and how to tell the difference between male ejaculate and pee.

Claire & Catie discuss the ins and outs (lol) of Mascara: a classic film in which a bored secretary seeks the guidance of a bold and brassy sex worker — the two find that the real work is not that of sex… but friendship.Digressions include water beds, whether people with gap teeth fuck good, Kate Bush, and getting stuck in dog doors.

Claire & Catie discuss the ins and outs (lol) of the Golden Age's crown jewel — Misty Beethoven. Based on George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion, this film is a touching tale of a woman who overcomes her aversion to giving head.Digressions include respectful gangbangs, mime school, MKULTRA, french manicures, class war, and whether sucking dick really is like eating a ripe mango.