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Tanesia and Christy explore the dating world through magic, wacky cackling, conversation, polling, “projects,” and research! The Dates of Our Lives is a creative wondersome romp through the lands of Love, Dating and Relationships.
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An 8 ft long, 1 foot wide episode about all things ding-a-ling.  In our longest episode yet (1 hour 56 minutes–not that we’re measuring it or anything), Christy and Tanesia discuss slang words, biological phenomena, pegging, strap-ons, actual penis festivals, and the messages of the tower card as they relate to creative energy, receptivity and the beauty of embodying both penetrative and slurpy receptive sexual energy.  Tanesia also interviews special guest Rudy Montoya asking an expert all our curiousest queries.   Thanks to Dr Jaguar for original intro music.  Thank you Rudy Montoya for being our guest expert and answering our questions! Thank you Chuck Berry for writing “My Ding-a-Ling.” Outro cover of this song performed by Christy Cook.   This is an uncommonly LONG episode.  We thought we’d provide you with a Table of Contents in case it’s too much to take all at once.   2:30 Free Association 5:41 Name that Dong 10:37 Penis Lore - Biology!  34:15 Strap ons 52:00 Actual Penis Festivals 1:02 Bringing it back to the Tarot 1:09 Phallacies - Quick fire questions with Special guest Rudy Montoya     Fact check: echidnas are MONOTREMES (egg laying mammals) to note: their young are called “puggles.”   For a more scientifically rendered tale of tarantula sex see:  https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/eaten-crushed-or-starved-male-tarantulas-trade-their-life-to-impregnate-a-mate/#:~:text=Using%20a%20specialized%20appendage%20near,into%20the%20female's%20abdominal%20cavity   Other resources and articles:   Animal Penii: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/nine-weirdest-penises-animal-kingdom-180976274/   Slug Mating Magic:  https://youtu.be/ST_AEmm3GmI?si=gZ8DI-DTK-MtE4mC   Strap ons: https://g-silicone.com/2017/09/01/history-strapon-sex/   https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a29902964/why-women-like-pegging-men/   Further Reading on Kanamara Matsuri: https://theculturetrip.com/asia/japan/articles/how-to-celebrate-kanamara-matsuri-tokyos-penis-festival   #slugsex #EFFthePatriarchy #Podcast #Podwifelife #TheTower #towercardtarot #magic #penisduels #totheinsemination  #hemipenis #prongeddong #prehensilepenis #penislore #FestivaloftheToweringDong #phallophoria #suitofwands #towercardtarot #creativeenergy #maypole #joystick #generderfuckery  #kanamaramatsuri #penispops #penispuns #turtlemode #toxicmasculinity #manscaping #penisculture #dicpick #tradingcards #bigdickenergy #bigdaddyenergy #dingaling #strapons #ancestraldildos #releasethefloodgates #femmegushing #bourani   Published March 25, 2024
Welcome baaack to the Dates of Our Lives.  Join Tanesia and Christy as they introduce the third season of the pod, and chat about the third line of the Tarot, the Devil Card, and how person power intersects relationships in magical ways. #deviltarotcard #datesofourlivespodcast #personalpower #tarot #magic #relationships   Please send your dating/magic questions to our instagram @datesofourlivespod or to datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com for "You've Got Mail!!"   Thank you Dr. Jaguar Bashwiner for our theme music.   Influences and mentions: the work of Sarah Faith Gottesdiener (SFG), and Bess Matassa's Tarot Almanac!    
In the final episode of the season, Tanesia and Christy talk to returning guest, Pete, about the etiquette of threesomes, the alchemy of the Temperance card, and the magic and possibility of the unknown.  Paying homage to endings and new beginnings, the three cast a sexy spell full of unknowns and alchemical possibilities!  Special thanks to Dr Jaguar for our theme music and Pete Bourland for being up for an adventure! Keep In Touch! If you have ideas for season 3, a hilarious dating story, questions for "You've Got Mail!" or just want to shower us with sweetness you can send correspondence to: datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod  Website: datesofourlivespodcast.podbean.com     Published on May 22, 2023
In this episode Christy and Tanesia drink beer again and discuss the etymology of La Petite Mort, types of orgasms, and how these things might connect to the death card in the tarot.  Join us while we cum to some pretty remarkable realizations and revelations!   Thanks to Dr. Jaguar for composing our theme music and check out these other folks who we mention in this episode: This Paranormal Life Podcast @thisparanormallife, Speaking of Sex with the Pleasure Mechanics Podcast (this episode is the one we reference), Come As You Are by Emily Nagoski @enagoski, and adrienne maree brown's work on pleasure activism @adriennemareebrown. Contact us! Follow us on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts! Add us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod Email us at datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com Or, head to our website: datesofourlivespodcast.podbean.com     #PeteyDinkley #TheDatesOfOurLivesPodcast #PodWives #Tarot #Death #LaPetiteMort #Etymology #CellMagic #TimeMagic #WafflesAndILoveYou #PodCastLife #PodcastersOfInstagram    Published on March 20, 2023  
In this episode we talk about the Hanged One tarot archetype, and BDSM!  Content warning: we discuss themes around sex, restraint, porn, power dynamics, pain, vulnerability, humiliation play, breath play, shame, domination, and more. If you feel triggered by these topics, take care of yourself, and opt out of this episode.  Know we are basing our conversation in joy! Check out Haylin Belay @haylin.co on instagram!   Contact us! Follow us on Apple podcasts, spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts! Add us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod Email us at datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com Or, head to our website: datesofourlivespodcast.podbean.com   Thank you Dr. Jaguar for the theme music.   #bananasip #bananaslip #tomandjerrycosplay #experts #BDSM #powerbottom #vulnerability #hangedone #tarot #solvedalltheproblemswithourmanholes #manholes #lobsters #fantasy #consent    Published on March 6, 2023  
Join Christy and Tanesia in a new Chariot year!  We talk about the messy middle—both in tarot terms (transitioning from the Lovers to the Chariot through the lens of Justice)  and in CRUSH ENERGY terms!  You know that vibe-y fun energy that makes you feel alive and vibrant?  Does it have to be dependent on someone else? Maybe not!? #crushenergy #tarotmath #motorboat_thetruth    Thank you Dr. Jaguar for our theme music!   Contact us! Follow us on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts! Add us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod Email us at datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com Or, head to our website: datesofourlivespodcast.podbean.com   Published on January 23, 2023
In this episode Christy and Tanesia think about dating whilst playing board games with their dates, Jordan and Pete.  First impressions!  Curiosity!  Play!  Patience!  Explore these themes with us as we play Heart Throb and Dream Crush at Empire Board Games in Albuqerque.   Thank you to guests Pete Bourland and Jordan Hines!  Thank you Empire Board Games for hosting us on the DL, and to Dr. Jaguar for our theme music.   We are on apple, spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.  Listen and share with all your flings, dates, and exes!  Follow us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod or  on our website: datesofourlivespodcast.podbean.com   Published on November 21, 2022
In this episode, Tanesia and Christy share ghost(ing) stories with special guest, Rudy Montoya.  Join them by the fire as they explore the surprisingly tender side of ghosting!   Thanks to Dr Jaguar for the theme music and to Rudy Montoya for making us cackle back so much!   If you have an episode idea, a hilarious dating story or just want to shower us with sweetness you can send correspondence to: datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com Remember to DM us your ideas for "You've Got Mail"—a new segment that will start in our next episode! We are on apple, spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.  Listen and share with all your flings, dates, and exes! Follow us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod or on our website: datesofourlivespodcast.podbean.com   Published on October 31, 2022
In this episode, Christy and Tanesia are back and rowdier than ever!  They introduce the new season talking about flirting while flirting with each other.  Catch up on how they are conceiving of their dating projects and consider how the energy of flirting works for you!   Don't forget to DM your dating topic for "You've Got Mail!"  @datesofourlivespod Thanks to Dr. Jaquar, Igneous Oat and Geode Amaryllis, and our accountant (wink wink).   #CackleBack #CackleTrack #flirting #strength #tarot #magic #dating #datesofourlivespodcast #datingwitches #datingbitches   Contact us! Follow us on Apple podcasts, spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts! Add us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod Email us at datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com Or, head to our website: datesofourlivespodcast.podbean.com
Christy and Tanesia discuss the Chariot card, internalized capitalism and their approach to a hot, lazy summer!  The subject of dating takes a backseat in our chariot as we take a pod break for summer! We will return to regular podding in September.   In the meantime, catch up on old episodes!  Also, please send us your thoughts and reach out about dating, love, vehicles of self-determination—whatever!  Write to us at datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com, follow us on Instagram @datesofourlivespod Thank you Dr. Jaguar for our Theme Music.  End of episode music performed by Christy.  Original song by Amanda McBroom, but made famous by Bette. #thechariot #sluggirlsummer #datingyourself   Originally published June 20, 2022.
In this episode Tanesia and Christy ask each other and others "what do you want?" regarding relationships, love, and dating.  We talk about the Lovers card and choice! Thank you to Dr. Jaguar for composing our music.  Thank you to all our friends, or "callers" (double entendre?) who answered our question this week!   Originally published May 2, 2022 #accidentaleasy #secretgreedy #hunchkin #tarot #magic #choice #whatdoyouwant
In this episode Tanesia and Christy talk to folks about the lessons they've learned from the "higher authority" (or Hierophant) of Rom Coms!  We discuss grand gestures, conflict and self growth montages, frivolity and the iconic 'meet cute.'   Thank you to guests: Dani Belvin, Ian Colburn, Emily Schuyler, Brennan, and George and Lorraine Cook! Thank you Dr. Jaguar for our theme music! If you would like to reach out please write to us at datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com #hierophant #romcoms #accidentaleasy #grandgestures #meetcutes #montage Originally published on April 18, 2022.
In this episode Tanesia, Christy and Jordan discuss Patriarchy and dating through the lens of the Emperor card.  They dish about daddies, structures that are imposed, and dream into structures they want to create.     For next week we are seeking your responses!  What have you learned from the "authority" of Rom Coms (or contemporary romance lit) about relationships or dating? —Good, or bad!  Please send short audio files with your answers to datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com     Thank you Dr. Jaguar for composing the Dates of Our Lives theme music.  Thank you Jordan for participating as a guest host this week!    #emperor #tarot #daddies #zaddy #zaddies #smashthepatriarchy #envisioningsystemsofcare   Originally Published: Apr. 04, 2022 @ 7AM 
In this episode Christy and Tanesia share updates about their dating projects--including highlights from their date with each other #willyoubemytatdaddy?  They discuss how themes, symbols and energies of the Empress card relate to romancing oneself.     Thank to Chaney Howe @chanaya_twain and Shadow of Comfort Tattoo for facilitating our date with eachother.     Theme music by David (Dr. Jaguar) Bashwiner.   #empress #selflove #selfcare #reciprocity #abundance #comedy #dating #tatdaddy Originally published  Mar. 14, 2022 @ 7AM
Christy and Tanesia discuss First Dates, and in particular the first dates they went on on Valentines Day!  We hear some audio moments from their dates, and more!  What makes a first date great?   Thank you to Kate V. and Ezra.  Theme music composed by Dr. Jaguar.   #firstdates #valentines #tarot #highpriestess #magic #comedy #dating   Originally published in February 2022
In the first official episode Christy and Tanesia talk about Valentines Day, cards of love, and it's origin in the festival of Lupercalia.  Special guest Kate V. gives us some more information about the witchy holiday and we here some hot takes from our listeners!   #valentinesday #comedy #tarot #magic #hottakes #lupercalia #puzzlepurse    Originally published on February 14, 2022    
In this introductory, "fool" episode Christy and Tanesia talk about their impetus for starting the podcast and what to expect!    #magic #laughs #comedy #tarot #dating #datingprojects Originally published February 2022  
We’re coming back for season 2 in September!  In the meantime send us your 1-3 minute stories about pandemic dating or ghosting! Audio files can be sent to datesofourlivespodcast@gmail.com   While your waiting stream all of season 1!   music by Dr Jaguar
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