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Zero Credit(s)
Author: Henry and John
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Zero Credit(s) is made up of John and Henry, two unprofessional, unqualified people talking about subjects they have no business talking about.
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Done with the movies, we turn hard port to starboard toward what lies beyond the horizon: THE RIDES, ALL THE RIDES! Disneyland, Disney World, Disneyland Tokyo, Disneyland Paris, and Disney Shanghai all have a pirates related ride and we are here to dissect them and rank them amongst each other as requested by you, the fams, as part of our series on The Pirates of the Caribbean. We’re off to land now, scavy dogs, so you best ship out, right here on Zero Credit(s).
Well, we’re finally here at the last Pirates movie, hat in hand, begging for the final one of these movies to redeem the franchise and reward our time spent watching every single one of these movies in full. Will that happen? You know the answer. Right here on Zero Credit(s).
Well, we finally made it to a Pirates movie neither John nor Henry had seen before and boy is this one a doozy. Can Jack Sparrow carry a movie on his own? Will the best thing about these movies continue to be the Geoffrey Rush of it all? Only time will tell, I suppose, right here on Zero Credit(s).
Well, here we are at the end of the pirates trilogy. After this, there will be no more pirates movies. Crazy right? How far we’ve co–wait, there’s two more? Ugh, fine. We’ll do those, too. Right here on Zero Credit(s).
Back onto the high seas with we, as there be more pirates to see! We continue our foray into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise with the second film of the series. Davy Jones, lost love, and crab people await us, but does this high seas adventure measure up to its predecessor, or will it sink all the way to Davy Jones’ locker? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).
Arrrgh, dear fams, the time is nigh. You voiced it, we heard it, the pirates are here and it’s time to delve into Davy John’s locker for the plunder that is a Supplemental Reading of this fan-favorite film franchise. Do the likes of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightly, and Geoffrey Rush have the mettle to brave the high seas, or will they be walkin’ the plank? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).
It’s time to continue our own Build-A-DUCU Experiment with 2020’s The Invisible Man, written and directed by Leigh Whannell. Does this psycho thriller of a woman (Elisabeth Moss) tortured by a rich ex-boyfriend (some guy) earn its place in the DUCU, or are the connections hard to see? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).
Continuing our coverage of the Dark Universe, we veer off the road into a helicopter and tackle two burly men who eat Steroid Pancakes for breakfast. Yes, this has nothing to do with the Dark Universe, nor does it have anything to do with the FFCU. Instead, enjoy Henry and John day tripping off to Hawaii to talk about their daddy issues. Will James and Jonny Hale bring the promised buddy cop comedy drama, or does the whole island sort of just fall short? Find out right now, on Zero Credit(s).
It’s time once again for a regular ole episode, one covering all the happenings of the annual Big Game (don’t sue us). Henry and John hit the gridiron to tackle the highs and lows of the evening including an overview of the game, a deep dive into the halftime show, and of course a step by step data point dissection of those time-honored and most beloved commercials. Will Big Game 60 go down in the books as one to remember, or is it an uh-oh stinky? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).
Continuing our coverage of the Dark Universe, we dive head first into the Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise, Jake Johnson, and others. Will we unwrap the mysteries of why this movie failed to launch the Dark Universe proper, or fall victim of the Mummy’s curse and have to kiss her? Is Tom Cruise or Russell Crowe the better actor? All of these questions and more considered, right here on Zero Credit(s).
Drew from the Marvel’s A.C.E. is here to deliver some expert martial arts analysis for Jackie Chan’s latest film The Shadow’s Edge, a remake of 2007’s Eye in the Sky. Does this Chinese film never released to the West have the chops, or do its punches bounce off like mosquito bites? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).
Finally, we start our coverage of the Dark Universe Cinematic Universe (DUCU) with this, the untold story behind one Dracula. Does this legend turned to myth turned to historical horror/thriller stand the test of time, or does it crumble under the weight of so much promise? Join Henry and John as they descend into the camp what makes vampires, right here on Zero Credit(s).
Happy New Year, Fams. We’re kicking off 2026 with a deep dive into the latest Knives Out Mystery by Rian Johnson with a smattering of plans for the rest of the year. Does Wake Up Dead Man live up to the Knives Out name, or will it be buried under the full weight of the Church? Find out right here, on Zero Credit(s).
Well it’s that time of the year once again. We tabulate whether the year is a good or a bad via 10 spot checks into the Zeitgeist. Movies, Video Games, and Television kick us off into seven randomly picked categories submitted by you, the dear fams of our show. Will 2025 go down in the annals of good, or will it stomp through the china shop of bad? Let’s find out one last time (in 2025) right here on Zero Credit(s).
It’s back to the lab again for the last Supplemental Reading of 2025 and we’re tackling Victor Frankenstein and his monster. Does Guillermo Del Toro’s new work fit within the canon of Frankenstein, the Frankencanon? Or does it simply fall to pieces in the end? Find out right here on Zero Credit(s).
Surprise! Life’s getting hectic, so you get this episode early. It’s the 400th (numbered) episode of Zero Credit(s) and we’re capping it off by capping off the Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy with The World’s End. Can Edgar Wright and Co. deliver a satisfying ending to this beloved trilogy? We can only hope. Thanks for listening for all these years! 400 more episodes to go! Right here on Zero Credit(s).
Dipping into the next flavour, if you will, of the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, we have Hot Fuzz. Still direct by Edgar Wright, still starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, only this time in blue. Is the comedy, action, thriller good enough to stand on its own merits? Let’s find out, right here on Zero Credit(s).
It’s time to get sticky as we embark on covering the entirety of Edgar Wright’s Cornetto trilogy starting with Shaun of the Dead (2004). What does the zombie comedy horror hold for us? Are there any comparisons to obscure video games? You’ll have to find out, right now on Zero Credit(s).
In a first every emergency supplemental reading, the Zero Credit(s) boys punch it into hyperspeed to fly amongst those warring stars once again. That’s right, the trailer to Star Wars; The Mandalorian & Grogu dropped a month ago and John just saw it for the first time, so he insisted that we cover it on the show. Is this setting a weird precedent, the ramifications of which are not fully understood? Find out, right here on Zero Credit(s)!
John has left us. In his stead, we have friend of the show Jamie to fill in as we head tot he kitchen to dilute the sauce. Tomato sauce, that is. It’s Attack of the Killer Tomatoes as suggested by Jessica, right here on Zero Credit(s)! Happy Frightentimes!



