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Author: Johnny Apple and The Reverend Pirate Frog

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Your Average Grow follows hosts Johnny Apple And The Reverend Pirate Frog along their journey to becoming better home growers. They bring in a wide range of guests to pick their brains and then relax for a smoke sesh in " The Circle '' where co-hosts Howlingbuds and Stoney Alpinist join them to talk about a wide range of gardening styles.
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Hypnogrow joins YAG to enlighten us on her totes of pretty plants follow her on IG @hypnogrow We appreciate you listening to this chaos! Come keep us company! Follow the show on IG https://instagram.com/youraveragegrow?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Join the Discord  https://discord.gg/cdfzVmmrBJ
Welcome to Your Average Grow (YAG): Chapter Two!The community is central to YAG—as Howling mentioned, you guys are YAG, we're just a part of it". Following the unexpected departure of co-host Johnny, Rev along with Stoney Alpinist and Howlingbuds are joined by their friends TooTall and Phive. Chapter Two sees YAG evolve into a new, community-focused format. Rev has decided not to replace Johnny with another permanent co-host, he won't force something that can't be forced. Instead, the main show will transition to a rotating host of several different people within the community. This new structure is designed to highlight the community's curiosity and knowledge. Guests will co-host episodes dedicated to topics they are passionate about or where they can chat with specific people, allowing the community to ask questions they so badly want answered. While the show is moving forward with one main host (instead of two "jackass idiots"), the tone remains candid, though Rev jokes there will be less “fucks”.Bottom line, we ain't going anywhere. Welcome to this new chapter, we’re glad you’re here.Consider the sourceR.I.P Captain America, my co-pilot, shadow and best friend
It is with great sadness YAG must inform you that our frisend Johnny Apple has decided to move on to other things. The quality of the audio in this episode isn't the best, but it is Johnny's last so it needed to be heard.consider the source
The Circle welcomes the Chief Worm Wrangler himself, Robbie Sterling of Missouri Worm Supply, to dive deep into the worm business, organic growing, and the secret sauce behind phenomenal fungal dominant castings!Robbie shares the fascinating origin story of his business, starting as a necessity during the pandemic when fertilizer prices exploded. He explains how he went from a beginner's worm tower to managing 3 to 5 million worms and shipping products nationwide in just two years. This episode is packed with invaluable, high-level knowledge and practical tips for home growers and aspiring vermicomposters: The Secret to Superior Soil: Learn why Missouri Worm Supply’s castings are lab-tested for fungal dominance (hitting "stupid high" numbers around 750 nanograms per gram) and how this microbiology enhances flavor in food and terpenes in cannabis. Say goodbye to dead, dry castings you buy at big box stores  Scaling Strategically: Robbie details his calculated risks, including investing in high-resale equipment like his 15-foot trommel machine for efficient casting and cocoon harvesting. He also shares tips on how to rapidly increase your worm population by reintroducing cocoons for up to 12 lbs of worms per bin.  Home Worm Hacks: Get Robbie's recommendation for the best beginner worm bin (a cheap, forgiving stackable tower), what to feed your worms (mushroom compost, shredded oak leaves, and cardboard), and why his custom Worm Chow contains 11 grains, kelp, and green sand for critical grit and minerals.  Temperature & Breeding: If your home bins are struggling, Robbie explains the ideal temperature range (75-80°F) needed for worms to thrive and breed rapidly, especially compared to the average 50-55°F basement floor.  Advanced Worm Tea Recipe: Learn about Robbie’s advanced worm tea recipe—developed with soil biologists—that goes beyond just molasses, incorporating ingredients like fish hydraulic, kelp, and straw (to cultivate protozoa). He also shares a crucial tip about the time/temperature correlation for perfect brewing.Plus, the hosts break down the pros and cons of European Nightcrawlers vs. Red Wigglers, share tips on dealing with high moisture/pot worms, and Robbie shares the hilarious story of the first illegal crop he ever grew as a kid (it involved his dad’s stash!).Get your fungal funk on!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Find Robbie and shop their current discounted products (until end of December): Missouri Worm Supply: www.missouriwormsupply.com
Whatupdoegrow313 joins us to talk about his Detroit styleconsider the source
The Circle co-hosts Johnny Apple, Reverend Pirate Frog, Stoney Alpinist, and Howlingbuds welcome back our honorary co-host, the one and only Alebrije, for a hilarious and highly informative episode diving into his highly anticipated new drop and the chaos of the 4th Annual alebrije cannabonsai competition Life Updates & Bonsai InsanityKicking off the show, the hosts congratulate Howling on the newest member of his family: he has adopted a second Rottweiler, aptly named Ivan von Derp! Howling shares his battle against mold mites that ruined his initial cannabonsai entries, despite using a favorite frog planter. He details his aggressive IPM strategy using Monterey Horticulture oil and Lost Coast, and even considering placing cheese in the soil as a deterrent. Alebrije’s Epic Drop: Sunny TAlebrije shares the details of his upcoming drop, centered around the spectacular new strain: Sunny T. Sunny T boasts an incredibly complex bouquet ranging from gas and heat torch fluid to citrus, lemon-lime, cran-grape juice, baby shampoo, and prevalent pine. The F1 hybrid features Tangy Rainbows crossed with Ronin Gardens’ High Strangeness F5, which includes a Oaxacan landrace lineage.Hot Sauce, T-Shirts, and Grow Togethers!The drop includes fantastic collaborations and holiday items: • Hot Sauce: The Sunny Tibuhuahua hot sauce, a collab with Sam Sa’House, features Oaxacan chilies, pine-infused vinegar, Aji lemons, and Aji mango peppers.• Merch: Tie-dye shirts featuring the stealth Alebrije logo, created in collaboration with Ganic’s wife along with ashtrays made by Mrs. Alebrije.• Holiday Freebie: The Griswald Family Tree seeds (Gamma Cheese x Tangy Tibuguana), which have a holiday fruit cake aroma profile, will be bundled with merch.The hosts also announce the upcoming YAG Grow Together, open to anyone growing an Alebrije strain in celebration of the Sunny T drop beginning after the November 5th drop date.
Fraternize W/Matfrat

Fraternize W/Matfrat

2025-10-1901:42:49

Our buddy Matfrat joins us to discuss his grow style and his travels to cannabis events
In this episode, we welcome Nik from Rooted Leaf to the Circle to discuss a revolutionary approach to feeding cannabis that is perfect for the homegrower focusing on natural and regenerative inputs. Nik breaks down the science behind carbon-based fertilization and how it is changing the game for increasing potency and yield!Key Highlights You Won't Want to Miss:• Carbon as a Macronutrient: Learn why Rooted Leaf treats carbon as the most important macronutrient. Since cannabinoids and terpenes are 80-90% carbon by weight, Nik explains how feeding carbon directly into plant pathways significantly boosts the production of these active metabolites.• Fertilizer that Feeds Your Soil: Rooted Leaf products are designed to work harmoniously with regenerative and living soil systems. We clarify the common confusion: despite regulatory labeling, their products are not bagged mineral salts. Instead, they are organic complexes manufactured from scratch using fermentation chemistry (e.g., calcium chelate from fermented orange peels), which contributes to and feeds the soil biology.• Small Pots, Massive Results: Hear directly from Howling who has pulled almost an ounce from a solo cup using Rooted Leaf products, demonstrating how effective this modular product line is even for small pot organics..• The Gateway Product for Natural Growers: Even if you're running a well-amended living soil, Nik has recommendations for how to incorporate some of the products for immediate results.• Saving Energy, Boosting Potency: Discover the unique thermodynamic perspective on feeding plants. By providing plants with compounds they would normally have to spend energy making (like a "half-built cell wall"), Rooted Leaf allows them to redirect that saved energy into producing high-energy molecules—cannabinoids and terpenes.• Natural "Sunscreen" for Your Plants: Nik details how plant extracts rich in anthocyanins (found in their products) can be used as a foliar spray to interact directly with excess light energy, acting like a protective sunscreen. This reduces oxidative stress, allowing home growers to utilize higher light intensities indoors.• DIY Homebrew Tip: Nik shares his recommended entry-level beneficial input that any homegrower can easily make.Tune in to get smarter about feeding your plants and elevate your next homegrow!
BGG joins us to discuss his new dropConsider the source
Too Tall joins us on this episode of The Circle
We are who we say we are

We are who we say we are

2025-09-2101:09:03

Johnny and Rev relive YAG's 3rd birthday party in Chicago, We talk about Johnny's new tent set up and eventual release of another round of Rev's penny pinchConsider the source
 Unleash the Secrets of Living Soil with Luna Whitcomb!  Get ready to dive deep into the groundbreaking world of terroir, organic cultivation, soil food web, and growing stinky plants in big ass pots with our guest, Luna Whitcomb, on this episode of The Circle! Luna reveals how every element – from soil composition, light spectrum, and water quality to microbial biodiversity – profoundly influences the genetic expression and aromatic profile of your plants.In this must-listen episode, you'll discover:• The Science of Terroir: Understand how location, environment, and precise soil building can create truly unique and expressive cannabis.• Boosting Genetic Potential: Learn how to leverage precursors, co-factors, and beneficial biology to amplify desired aromas and characteristics in your plants, even discussing specific methods to enhance traits like a "blueberry type terp" expression.• Beyond the Basics: Advanced Inputs & Teas: Explore Luna's innovative use of prebiotic-rich beets for fostering diverse biology, the power of malted barley and sprouted seed teas for enzyme activity, and how to "stage cycle" your compost teas to tailor bacterial and protozoa populations for rapid nutrient cycling.• The Power of Companion Plants: Hear how integrating plants like alyssum and even aromatic jasmine can naturally enhance growth rates through phytohormones (like methyl jasmonate) and potentially influence terpene communication in your grow space. Luna candidly shares her journey, from her early hydroponic days to becoming a living soil consultant, emphasizing foundational knowledge like soil mineral balancing theory to avoid common pitfalls (like her infamous "dissolved roots" incident!). This episode is packed with invaluable insights for both beginners and experienced growers looking to "nerd out" and elevate their craft. Whether you're curious about maximizing genetic expression or simplifying your approach to organic gardening, Luna's passion and practical expertise will change the way you think about growing.Consider the Source
Our friend GanjaLlama joins usConsider the source
We’re thrilled to fulfill Howling’s goal and be able to have Jinxproof join us on a special edition of the The Circle. Sit with us as Johnny, Rev, Stoney, and Howling learn more about the man behind creations like 9lb hammer but just as importantly we dive into his positive outlook, glassblowing, dog showing, and more. We learn about the meaning behind the strain named Shangrila (hint: it relates to Pearl Jam), the massive collection of dunny’s, and the impact a positive mindset can have on your grow and with others. Sit down, grab a 9lb hammer, and let’s smash through this episode together.Check out Jinxproof at https://jinxproofsdankbank.net/Folloq the B+ man himself https://www.instagram.com/_jinxproof2.0/#Consider the Source
Welcome to another episode of The Circle with hosts Reverend Pirate Frog, Johnny Apple, Stoney Alpinist, and Howlingbuds.  We have one of our favorite guests and sponsor, Alebrije. Join the circle of friends as we talk about the upcoming Chicago popup, the vandal hoodie presale, upcoming collaboration with our favorite hot sauce maker Sam Sa’House,  and the stable lineage of Tangy Tibuguana.Also, get your small pots and creative ideas ready, as we talk about the upcoming 4th annual Bonsai grow along starting in September
The Last Dragon W/ Growmie

The Last Dragon W/ Growmie

2025-08-0301:24:40

The last of the DND group joins us finally, Growmie talks his breeding project and his in ability to fully embrace any one growing styleConsider the source
This week on The Circle, the gang is back together as Stony makes his highly anticipated return after a six-and-a-half-month sabbatical (well, not that long but it sure felt like it), much to the delight of the hosts who clearly missed him dearly.Welcome back to an episode of The Circle with hosts Johnny Apple, Reverend Pirate Frog, Stoney Alpinist, and Howlingbuds.  The episode quickly dives into some fascinating gardening discussions:• **The Mystery of the Loofah**: Johnny shares his unique experience growing loofah plants, revealing that the leaves, when rubbed, incredibly smell just like ballpark nacho cheese!. He also explains that young loofah is an edible summer squash• **Sunflower Surprises**: They explore the intricate nature of sunflowers, discussing how what appears to be a single flower is actually many tiny individual flowers, and share tips for growing massive plants. Johnny also boasts about his outdoor auto-flowers thriving in upstate New York, despite the challenging, humid fall conditionsPerennial Powerhouses for Your Garden: A significant segment is dedicated to beneficial perennial plants as inputs into garden:* **Comfrey** is highlighted as a "bioaccumulator" with deep roots that bring essential nutrients to the soil. Beyond garden benefits, it's incredibly useful for humans in salves for tissue regeneration, wound healing, arthritis, and has anti-inflammatory and antibacterial properties. A word of caution: comfrey roots are toxic to dogs, and proper dosage for kids should be researched* **Horsetail** is introduced as a natural source of plant-available silica, ideal for shady, moist areas, and can be brewed into a tea for plant healthFinally, get ready to meet everyone! They announce details for Alebrije’s upcoming popup event in Chicago, including a YAG barbecue at Stoney's house on Friday night and a potential after-party at Howling's place on Saturday. They encourage listeners to reach out via email or Discord if they're coming to join the inclusive gathering.You can find more from Your Average Grow (YAG) at:Discord: https://discord.com/invite/AfapacH8RjSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4TH1tL5Bh0AsdT3ToyAiqGYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrowConsider the source
Check on your worms

Check on your worms

2025-07-2057:44

"Welcome to another episode of Your Average Grow with co-hosts Johnny Apple and The Reverend Pirate Frog. In this episode we touch on why you shouldn’t put up with a duck bully, or frog bully for that matter, as well as how to have a thriving worm population in your garden beds, managing multiple worm bins, Johny’s conversion to the autoflower side, and managing challenges with indoor and outdoor cultivation like humidity. We also touch upon the desire for safe, tested medicine and frustrations with the gray market as well as how “apothecary bullshit” is indeed not bullshit.Tune in to join a semi-coherent conversation about making the most of your grow, your wallet, and your life. Because, as we often say, cannabis is an "absolute gateway drug" – not in the way you've been told, but in the way that "once you grow it, you'll start growing a bunch of shit you never thought you'd grow"always consider the source
Ducks, Dabs, and Questionable Decisions This week on The Circle, we mourn not having Stoney on and recap Freedumb Fest 2025—where the weed was fire, the ducks were fertilizing, and someone definitely dressed like Uncle Sam on acid. Plus, reviews on the Night Owl Hippie Slayer x Durban Poison photoperiod cross that'll slap you behind the eyes and glue you to the couch.Also: humidity struggles, moldy basements, and a heartwarming shoutout to the friend we all miss (Stoney ). Grow nerds, here's your hit:- Why ducks and duck pond water might be the ultimate closed loop for your garden- One guy dumped a plant in literal duck poop water—and the plant loved it- Chaos garden update: 20 seeds in, 4 survived, and one grew taller than the grower- Can autoflowers be terp monsters? Spoiler: yes- Tangy plants pollinated themselves during a neglect session. Nature finds a way. Always consider the source. Discord: https://discord.com/invite/youraveragegrow SpotifyShow: https://open.spotify.com/show/4TH1tL5...  YouTubeChannel: https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrow
Don't Flinch, It's Time to Penny Pinch! The Bare Minimum Grow: Soil, Sensors & Savvy HarvestsAlongside @reverend_pirate_frog, circle cohosts @howlingbuds and @stoney_alpinist, fill the gap @johnny__apple__ left behind for a special edition of YAG to present a multi-part series focused on achieving a cannabis grow "as cheap as possible" for cheapskates like Rev.We focus on bare essentials, soil and moisture management, and what investments you should make now or later on once you have your first win.The episode dives into the core challenge: establishing a bare minimum setup for a first-time photo or auto grow, starting from scratch, with a rough cash value.  For once, Howling Tech is the cheaper option!You can find more from Your Average Grow (YAG) at:Discord: https://discord.com/invite/AfapacH8RjSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/4TH1tL5Bh0AsdT3ToyAiqGYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@youraveragegrowConsider the source always
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John

Yo when one door closes another opens..... Common Sense

Dec 1st
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Wolf

🤘😤🤘🫵

Sep 30th
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Wolf

"consider the source always" are great words that should always be remembered in one's daily life.... Show is fucking great. enjoy the journey.....

Sep 30th
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Wolf

congratulations on 100 episodes. 900 to the half way point🤔🤘😤🤘🫵

Aug 26th
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Grinning Wolf

Clear Skies behind the Y.A.G.Tree🤔 Shows are always a great listen in their own ways... 🤘😤🤘✌️🍄

Feb 25th
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Todd Wilson

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