The DCOM Duo

Do you want the house tour? The Smart House tour? That's right, it's finally time to talk about Smart House! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie basically predicted the future, the logistics of giving away a smart house for free to a random family, and how terrifying the suction floors are.

Dream vacation! Or is it just a horribly cruel reality TV show? We'll find out when we cover The Even Stevens Movie! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how bad of a lawyer the dad is for not reading contracts, the logistics of pranking a whole family for a TV show and airing it live, and how the squirrel was the best part of the movie.

It's time to strut like you mean it and free your mind, this week Courtney is back to talk about The Cheetah Girls 2! Tune in as we discuss Dorinda's insane crash out, the logistics of entering an amateur singing contest in Barcelona, and how Amigas Cheetahs is in fact not the best song Galleria's ever written.

I got lemon! This week we're joined by Bay to talk about Eddie's Million Dollar Cook-Off! Tune in as we discuss if Bobby Flay is cool or not, the logistics of running a baseball scoreboard accurately, and why food fights are actually just nasty.

Everyone hold on to your poochie in your Gucci, it's getting fabulous in here! This week we are joined by our friend Kevin to talk about Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure. Tune in as we discuss what exactly Austin Butler is doing in this movie, the logistics of using your dog's talent to boost your career, and the best dog romance story we've ever seen.

Time for some goobling and gobbling, this week we're talking about You Wish! BenG and Kelsey are joined by Finch to discuss the nastiest pizza we've ever seen, the logistics of wishing your brother out of existence, and why the heck the house is blue.

There's a fresh breeze heading down the beach, but it's not saving me from Teen Beach 2! We're finally covering the sequel of one of our favorite DCOMs, but will it live up to the first movie? (Spoiler: no) Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss what a crazy first day of school the characters have, the logistics of movie characters having free will within their own magical movie universe, and whether or not we think the plot twist is good.

Whoever made this movie must have the initials Y and Y, because they are too wise! This week we're talking about The Swap, which has surprisingly become one of our top rated DCOMs. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie actually has some pretty great heart, the logistics of extending a phone plan so you have more time to reverse a body swap, and why Porter is one of the best characters in all of DCOMS.

After 80 DCOMs we've concluded our 3rd year of the podcast, as well as the Halloweentown franchise. It's time again to take a look back at the last 10 movies and add them to our ranking. We also read some funny reviews!

Is it really Halloween without Kimberly J. Brown? Guess we'll have to find out, because this week we're talking about Return to Halloweentown! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how this movie compares to the rest of the Halloweentown franchise, the logistics of banning magic at a witch school, and how the Sinister sisters embody gaslight, gatekeep, and girl boss.

This is infamously our worst rated DCOM. Strap in everyone, we're talking about Zapped this week. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how horribly sexist this movie is, the logistics of using mind control to better the world, and why "smartphone" isn't a cute nickname.

Disney+ may have tried to erase this movie, but they can't stop us! This week we're talking about Jett Jackson: The Movie, which is based on a Disney Channel show that is also widely forgotten. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss whacky shenanigans of switching places with a tv character, the logistics of a town's economy relying on the filming of a tv show, and whether we think Silverstone is popular enough to sign for another 3 seasons.

Surf's up brah, it's time to watch Johnny Tsunami! This week we're joined by our friend Allen to discuss this totally radical DCOM. Tune in as we discuss one of the worst DCOM dads, the logistics of sneaking on to a military plane, and why it's probably not a good idea to snowboard straight off a cliff.

Bring out your cat ear beanies, it's time to watch Bad Hair Day! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why Liz is actually a terrible cop, the logistics of having live polling updates for prom queen, and how a $7 million necklace.

Who could have thought a DCOM could actually handle serious subject matter well? This week we're talking about The Color of Friendship. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how accurate this movie is to true events, the logistics of matching students with host families for foreign exchange programs, and how we can all overcome assumptions to learn the true color of friendship.

In this special minisode we go over our thoughts on the Descendants/Zombies: Worlds Collide Tour! We attended the Minneapolis show on August 4th. Tune in to hear our opinions on the cast, setlist, and if the show is worth going to. Plus we have a special announcement at the end!

'Twas a random summer night where we decided to watch a Christmas movie starring Bryan Cranston. This week we're talking about 'Twas the Night! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss if it's ethical to shake down your siblings, the logistics of making money off of Santa's technology, and how Santa being depressed is actually hilarious.

Buckle up everyone, we're going deeper on this DCOM than we ever have before. This week we are joined by our friend Will to discuss The Other Me. Tune in as we discuss whether or not clones have souls, the logistics of adopting a clone into the family, and if it truly does hurt being old.

This is the last time to get it right, because this week we're talking about the final installment of the HSM franchise! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the absurd amount of Troy and Gabriella duets in this movie, the logistics of flying out reps from Juilliard to give out a scholarship, and how at the end of the day Troy Bolton is just a simp.

We're all rotten to the core this week, it's finally time to talk about Descendants! We are joined by Bay and Dillon to kick off one of our favorite DCOM franchises. Tune in as we discuss odd naming patterns of the kids from classic Disney characters, the logistics of a country running with an elected monarchy, and who exactly is the random girl in the wheelchair.