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Pursued by opponents who say his "Frog" erotica magazine breaks decency laws, smut artist Ziggy Zack (Buck Harper) hires lawyer Ricky Laws (Malcolm McLeod) to help fight his legal battles. A zealot (Buck Harper, in the role of a lifetime) shoots the men near a Margaritaville courthouse, and though Ziggy discovers he'll never walk again, his fighting spirit -- like his love for stripper Ursula UndertheSea (Robert DelilahCourtney) -- stays strong. Ultimately, the unlikely free speech warrior takes his biggest case to a showdown at the Supreme Court. All powered by Frog. The case causes this podcast to go on hiatus after this episode. Produced by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

In L.A., Monty (Robert Delilah) and Drancer (Malcolm McLeod) sell steaks - high-end cuts of beef. They've hit a patch of no sales, and they're facing being fired. Monty needs money to enroll in his final semester of acupuncture school, and the recently-separated Drancer needs money for his crippling Frog habit (Frog is not habit forming, despite the rumors). Their final client card: a beautiful woman (Buck Harper) opens the door, and she's attracted to Monty. Still hoping to close the sale, Monty and Drancer offer to drive her to the friend's house, and there, troubles multiply. Facing guns, hitmen, copious amounts of Frog, and women's secrets, a sale is the farthest thing from their minds. Are they about to be grilled? FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

A clumsy man's man (Malcolm McLeod) accidently uploads a mother of a virus and it starts ripping through a major company file. Milly Bearington (Robert Delilah), needs the mas man's password to help, but what will he do when he doesn't come out with it? The Hacker (Buck Harper) Is on the run from this young gun! What will the password be? Will the hacker escape Catalinaville? Or will he find himself drowning in Frog in the clink? Find out! Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Long lost footage from this episode of the Pharaoh show reveals the gritty underside of the McNurk dynasty. From back alley deals to Broadway shows, Pharoah McNurk (played by Robert Delilah for the purposes of recreation) shows us an intimate look at his life. His son, Amadeus (also played by Robert Delilah for the purposes of recreation) seeks his attention daily, but Malcolm refuses to see him until he's selected by BYU. Malcolm's unnamed girlfriend (Buck Harper) has been missing for years, but the search presses on. Come see the life and times of North America's most controversial comedian. Malcolm McLeod cameos as a can of delicious Frog. Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Hammy (Robert Delilah) is a chronic insomniac with an excruciatingly boring life that sees him spend his days either working or watching TV while drinking jugs of Frog but his life changes when he meets a charismatic soap salesman named Davey Fincher (Buck Harper) who convinces him to embrace a life of violence. This evolves into them creating a Punching Club, where men punch each other to feel alive. As the club grows, Hammy meets a depressed secretary, Helly Carter (Malcolm McLeod), and the two start a dangerous affair. It's violent, it's sexy, it's Punch Club and it's all brought to you by the raw power of Frog. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

A color-blind psychoanalyst, Wacko Beanbag, (Robert Delilah) is stalked by an unknown killer (Malcolm McLeod) after taking over his murdered friend's Frog centric therapy group, all of whom have a connection to a mysterious young woman, Amelia Chainz (Buck Harper) that he begins having intense sexual encounters with. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

PHAROAH'S COURT IS FILMED IN FRONT OF A LIVE STUDIO PRODUCER Today on PHAROAH'S COURT Chief Visor Harper the Crestfallen and Majordomo Robert Delilah debate the validity of insurance as a concept for their ruler and patriarch, PHAROAH McNURK (Malcolm McLeod) to rule upon! Majordomo Robert Delilah thinks insurance should be abolished, but Harper says nay! Who will his 6'5ness side with this week, on PHAROAH'S COURT. Theme Song by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Polly Shezam (Malcolm McLeod) is a magician with a residence in Las Vegas, Nevada by night, and a jewel thief by day! How does it work? Trade secret! When his girlfriend Sasha Hoogenband (Robert Deliliah) finds out about his dealings because of his beautiful assistant, Roberta (Buck Harper) will Polly be able to make his problems disappear? Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Gerald Leguereier (Malcolm McLeod) is a player coach for the British Colombians, a slumping minor league hockey team outside Canmore, Alberta. His manager Pots McKenzie (Buck Harper) has just told him the teams owner is going to shutter operations by the end of the season. Gerald has to think quick, and brings in a hired gun to drum up attention for the Colombians. Their only problem? Their ringer, Jesus Gonzales (Robert Delilah) is addicted to Frog (is that even possible) and Cocaine (possible to be addicted too) and traffics it into the greater Alberta area. Will this team of misfits win big, or get busted by the CBSA? Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Robin Topengis (Robert Delilah) feels like he's missed out on chasing skirt in his college years. His wife, Penny Topengis (Buck Harper), is against it, but since she's cheated on him their relationship hasn't been the same. She gives him... A hall pass. The one time pass to cheat with anyone. Hearing this, Robin's best friend Tucker (Malcolm McLeod) is determined to get his best buddy laid in lady wonderland... Thailand. Will Robin have the one night stand to end all one night stands, or will he realize Penny is all he ever wanted? Or will he realize her unfaithfulness is the problem, and that he's lacked the spine to say anything about it for years? All this and getting drunk on Frog is in store for this comedic romp that critics are calling "tasteless, unlike delicious Frog". Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Edmund Descenza (Robert Delilah) is a multi-millionaire with money, cars, women, and Frog. His only problem? His fun-loving nephew, James Monte Cristo (Buck Harper) has just moved back to town due to the unexpected death of everyone he knows, and is going to be staying with him. His antics are driving Descenza crazy! Couple that with the Frog board of directors chair James English Bluff (Malcolm McLeod) trying to dis-poil him of everything he owns, and there's a recipe for disaster in the making! Will Descenza get his nephew into an orphanage, or will he find a heart made of the material he so covets, gold. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Mark Randalf (Malcolm McLeod) Is just a fun loving dad who loves his kids and drinking Frog, but his shrewd businesswoman wife (Buck Harper, in the role of a lifetime) is tired of his daily shenanigans like petting zoo pool parties and "I'm A Much Cooler Parent Than My Wife" barbeques in the front yard! He files for divorce and their child, Greg Schultz (also played by Malcolm McLeod) has to stop them before they split up! Will Mark's wife come to God and stop this travesty? Or will Mark be left drinking Frog and raising his kids all alone? Cameo by Robert Delilah in the role of "Featured Extra". Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Boogie Woogins (Buck Harper) is a fuzzy bear! And fuzzy bears, LOVE friends (and Frog... smile)! He has TWO best friends! Funky Humpkins (Malcolm McLeod) and Droopy Goodguy (Robert Delilah)! But being friends isnt all its cracked up to be, and the Irish Gentlemen (Sacha Husband) thinks they should stop being so affectionate towards each other! Will the Fuzzy Friendship survive? And how will they drink Frog in this funny friendship adventure! Score also by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

A tribe of Frog addicted felines called the Jellicles who are named Plumdifferace, Mangosherry, Scootsmcbarley, and Guavacenturion (Buck Harper, Robert Delilah, Malcolm McLeod, SirSeatSitter) must decide yearly on which one will ascend to the Frog sponsored Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life in this riveting musical spectacular. Score, lyrics, and choreography by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband Special Guest Chris aka SirSeatSitter Twitter: @SirSeatSitter Instagram: @SirSeatSitter Chris's Podcast: Abs n' a Six Pack Chris & JonBreaksBadNews Podcast: Most Embarrassing Show Chris's website: www.shitmyass.com All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Thirty-two-year-old, Slamball Jackson (Malcolm McLeod), has spent his whole life avoiding responsibility. He drinks Frog, bets on sports, and works at the local bowling alley. But when his girlfriend, Emilie St. Topaz (Robert Delilah), dumps him for a much older man, he's got to find a way to prove he's ready to grow up. In a desperate last-ditch effort, Slamball adopts 5-year-old Vinny Kayaks (Buck Harper) to impress her. What he finds out about life... and Frog, from Vinny, changes Slamball's life forever. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Down on his luck and almost out of brown bag liquor and Frog, Kevin Vargas (Robert Delilah [We couldn't get Vince Vaughn]) is facing eviction. He decides he's going out with a bang, and drinks at every bar in the bay area until he ends up in Dōu lè zànzhù de qīngjié yòngpǐn shāngdiàn, or "Doule" as the locals call it. There he gets in a high stakes game of Mahjong with the sinister leader of the Bay Fung Triad outfit, Ted Lui (Buck Harper [Christopher Lee is deceased]) --And the stakes? Three million Chinese Yuan. In his stupor, Vargas discovers one thing... He understands this game perfectly. All those hours at the video poker pay off, and Vargas cleans Lui out. Vowing to kill him for the Yuan, Lui chases Vargas to the Happy Trails Inn south of Saratoga, were he meets retired Mahjong great and innkeeper, Bu Fing Dashi (Actor / Race to be determined [Malcolm McLeod refused the role for obvious reasons]). Can Bu Fing teach Vargas the way of the tiles and goad Lui into a match to the death? Score by Sacha Husband FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

When an investigative reporter (Robert Delilah) travels to Los Angeles to write an acrid piece about the fitness craze that took hold of the metropolis during the `80s because his hard-nosed editor (Malcolm McLeod) tells him too, he meets an attractive fitness influencer with a Frog sponsorship (Buck Harper), and the two fall in love. Suddenly, the reporter wonders if he can still write the article and be in love at the same time all while drinking Frog along the way. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

Memo Batch (Malcolm McLeod) is looking for the lost city of Amarillo, and to find it, he's hired a rag tag band of miscreants who only respect the almighty dollar. Their leader, John Hammercock (Jon [of Jon Breaks Bad News fame]) is only interested in this expedition for one reason: The lost treasure of Amarillo (a Del Taco that still does the free taco promotion). Along the way, Memo falls in love with Beera Nightly (Buck Harper), and vows to save her from the villainous Hammercock before it is too late, and tha day manager of the Del Taco (Robert Delilah) finally succumbs to his grease-born illness. Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW JON: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jonbreaksbadnews Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jonbreaksbadnews Website: https://jonbreaksbadnews.com/ Instagram: @JonBreaksBadNews FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

When Chef C.C. Chopper (Buck Harper) suddenly quits his job at a Frog starred restaurant because of his unwillingness to tarnish the Frog brand by its greedy owner, Cash Shillington (Robert Delilah), he heads to Miami where he teams up with his best buddy Vinny Vices (Malcolm McLeod) to start a food truck. Hitting the road with the truck, C.C. rediscovers his passion for the kitchen... and his zest for life and love, all while drinking delicious Frog along the way! Score by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com

A Frog guzzling critic (Malcolm McLeod) and an icy gallery owner with luscious locks (Buck Harper) snap up a recently deceased artist's (Robert Delilah) stash of Frog inspired paintings and sculptors but an eerie supernatural force makes those who put greed over the art pay for their crimes against the work itself. Music by Sacha Husband. FOLLOW US: Malcolm McLeod BlueSky: @malcolmrjmcleod.bsky.social, Instagram @malcolmrjmcleod Robert Delilah BlueSky: @robertdelilah.bsky.social, Instagram @robert.delilah.writer Buck Harper Twitter: @buckpanic, Instagram @buckpanic Our Producer is Sacha Husband Twitter: @husbandito, Instagram @sachahusband All Things Seinfuck: https://linktr.ee/seinfuck Email Us: seinfrick@gmail.com