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The Tim Hawkins Podcast is the brainchild of comedian Tim Hawkins. Listen as Tim talks about any number of topics with fellow comedians, friends and sometimes, random passersby.
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The group is together for Part 1 of a 2-part conversation (come back next week!) as Luke and Liv give an update on their new house and Tim recounts the roast of John Crist at his surprise birthday party,   They discuss "small talk," remembering people's names, and memorable strange neighbors.  They talk about the new version of the movie "Dune", Nicholas Cage and Tim and Heather's "new show."  Be sure to come back next time for Part 2!
S2 Ep124: Find Your Holes

S2 Ep124: Find Your Holes

2024-03-0401:21:19

The gang is all back together as they discuss moving any body part to another part of the body, Youtube Rabbit Holes, dating shows and false prophets.  The concept of disciplining adults, wedding reception advice and "What are you Loving" ties this little escapade with a nice bow.  Check us out on Youtube!
The crew is back discussing their various health maladies, thoughts on the Chiefs and the Super Bowl, looking at 'Merica and evaulating all kinds of accents around the world. Lenny Kravitz, John Mayer, Garth Brooks and his alter-ego, Chris Gaines are in the crosshairs as well.  Be sure to watch on Youtube and subscribe!
The Hawkins kids are in the house, as Tim and Heather are out, and Hollywood, fashion and entertainment are all in the cross-hairs!  They reflect on growing up in the Hawkins house, Jackson shares his musical prowess, which of course leads to group karaoke.  Open-Pantry-People, family dinners, and other family memories are shared.
Tim and Heather are joined by Jackson and Spencer as the bookend children--Tim shares about his dentist experience, an awful lot of Pope talk, and an important health update from Heather. Levi can't resist and chimes in along the way as they talk about Youtube go-to's, favorite animation movies, and Holland is up way past his bedtime (shhhh....don't tell mom.)
Levi, Luke and Liv join Tim for this musical extravaganza of songy-songs.  They talk about the cult of Taylor Swift, dreams, guys who know how to do stuff, and share some New Year's resolutions (but not really).  Welcome to 2024 Hodunks!
Cousin Cole Hawkins joins the crew today for plenty of Christmas merriment.  They talk about lots of family memories at Grandma's house, cinnamon roll eating etiquette, the new Wonka movie, the genius of Dr. Seuss, and the show WRAPS up with some amazing Christmas freestyle RAP.  Merry Christmas from the Hawkins clan!
In our “not yet Christmas” show, Luke is stressed out after looking for a new house that had a bumper pool table, the team gives family travel tips over the holidays and also discussed how we survived without phones and the virtue of actually reading. Disney adults, a crazy cult and Christmas songs round out this early Christmas gift of a show.
Tim and the kids are on this week to talk about the family trip to Branson, MO, where apparently Tim is more famous than anyone else.  Then they obviously moved on to the topics of worms, malaria and the family health histories.  Shakespeare analysis, video and movie and podcast reviews and the CMA awards top off this episode of goodness.
Friend of the family Christian joins Luke, Tim, Heather and Spencer, along with Luna the puppy, to discuss skiing escapades, Tim's viral "Home School Family" video, and the amazing qualities of the musical Bible version.  Tim opens up about his recent show taping in Nashville and the journey to where he is now.  Finally, a staple of the show lately--cringeworthy church videos.  They end with an analysis of end-of-life decisions...inspired by a walk down the red carpet. Fun time for all!
It's Tim and the kids this week!  Levi starts off the podcast with Luke and Liv, talking about celebrity heads and plastic surgery and the Snow White Disney mistake.  The overall word for the day is CRINGEY--lots and lots of videos including Taylor Swifts 'cars and bars' and other cringey country music.  Then Spencer jumps in the chair with his AI-generated plant-based lyrics and they're off! In fact, Liv actually sings their own Taylor-inspired AI lyrics.
The crew is back together bemoaning the foulness of Tim's king-sized hot tub.  Heather has some knobs to paint, so Levi joins the gang in her place for the rest of the show.  They hear a Luke Bryan "beer" compilation, discuss what bail is, and Tim shares some funny videos.  Finally, Tim's A.I. generated artwork for his upcoming special causes quite a stir.  Stay tuned for an upcoming episode live from the hot tub!
The crew is half in costume with football/Taylor swift talk, Liv's SHAQ 2 movie trailer, and food travels in middle America.  Tim has "Something Interesting", various theories are bandied about, and the Office Halloween trailer caps off this fall festival/Halloween/Trunk or Treating extravaganza!
The crew is back together and in rare form, starting with what tool would you be in the toolbox. Tim births two new songs, including “Dump Run” and “Ham Pants,' they talk about how to live longer, some of Noah’s questions and show reviews. Lots of laughs--be sure to watch us on Youtube!
Tim, Luke and Spencer are together--supposedly babysitting the kids--no ladies allowed!  They start off with  TV show talk, Dinosaurs, and LUke desperately tries to get them to do the gas station Tier List. They end with lots of church talk and opinions along with the Reviews of the week.  We think the kids are still ok, but not quite sure...be sure to watch us on Youtube!
S2 Ep110: Grandma's Here!

S2 Ep110: Grandma's Here!

2023-09-1801:18:201

It's a special day as Tim's mom/Liv's grandma/Heather's mother-in-law joins them for lots of laughs and memories.  They talk about favorite foods, favorite and worst movies, traveling, shopping, school projects...lots of memories shared by all. Be sure to check us out on Youtube and meet everyone's favorite!
Tim and Heather welcome their friend and fellow comic Jonnie W. to the show, with lots of fun stories and memories from the road.  Jonnie talks about that time he thought he killed on "America's Got Talent" and all the opportunities that they've both had over the years.  A fun show with lots of laughs for sure! Be sure to check out Jonnie W. at his website: jonniew.com
The crew has lots of hair (or lack of it) talk, along with the family's big heads, old school workout routines and getting healthy.  They talk about cringey church stuff, Tim being controlled by the dark lord and bemoaning the fact there's just TOO MUCH stuff in the world!  Watch us on Youtube!
The crew googles "Florida Man", talks about what it must be like to be a famous person, and Luke and Tim share backpacking and hiking adventures. Tim shares "Something Interesting" that's actually something annoying, they complete the Tier of the week and watch cringey videos--and Liv shares the best podcast review to date.   See us on Youtube!
Headphones and analyzing people's teeth kicks off this episode, then "Something Happened to Me"and Liv's Samurai sword story.  The team produces their "90's Worship Songs" tier rankings, play voice memo roulette, followed by Youtube comment roulette...but no really, we love your comments!  Check us out on Youtube!
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Hoof Hearted

Why are Caleb and Freight gone? Does anyone know?

Mar 16th
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Kaleb Nicholson

I'm 19 years old and I love diff'rent strokes!

Jan 9th
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Kaleb Nicholson

does anyone know if kaleb and freight are still on and why there was such a long gap between ep 100 and 101? currently on ep 39 and loving it!

Jan 3rd
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Lynzi Hadden

Watermelon could take over the world...think about it.

Apr 20th
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hungry Pigeon needs bread

...I'm so confused

Dec 1st
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hungry Pigeon needs bread

pam·phlet /ˈpamflət/ Learn to pronounce noun a small booklet or leaflet containing information or arguments about a single subject. "he published a spate of pamphlets on the subjects about which he felt strongly"

Nov 29th
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Roberto Flores

1:23:31 luke Bryant song

Sep 10th
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Elijah Alexander

breast milk

Aug 24th
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Elijah Alexander

crapaw inc.

Jul 1st
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Bob Jonston

Hilarious show. hope you start it back up again soon. My favorite podcast ever.

Nov 13th
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Bray and Cay studios

hey guys me and my friend caleb are two of your biggest friends and we have a podcast of our own called the reviews ,it would be nice if you guys could do a shout out one episode, thx.

Apr 3rd
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Layne Stanford

why did they stop doing the pod cast, anyone know?

Mar 24th
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Joe & Jo

I miss you guys!! please don't stop at 100 episodes 😐

Mar 23rd
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Maegan Cherry

Love the podcast...not a fan of Bob. Hes just annoying. I know I should feel bad saying that, but I don't. Sorry!!

Mar 19th
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HeyDabid

Still waiting for the Bidet Break crew to make new episodes for 2019.

Feb 10th
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Bryant Lund

Your the best Tim

Oct 18th
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Caleb Impecoven

Why of the Tiger

Aug 24th
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Steven Walker

Hello Tim I am a subscriber to your Podcast I've been a fan yours for many years and I just wanted to let you know I am a flat earther and I believe that it matches up completely with with God's creation. I believe many people make fun of what they do not understand but once you start researching and looking into certain things you find what is true and what is false please look into it a little bit and let me know what you think thank you Steven from Missouri.

Aug 17th
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Gabriel Falk

BEST PODCAST EVER!!!!!!!!!!

Jul 10th
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Paige Druelle

When can we expect a new podcast?? I’m ready for a new one! I’ve listened to them all approximately 3 times each haha

Jun 23rd
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