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This is a podcast for all the rejected moms out there that don't fit in to the stereotype of the perfect small town house wife. We are unfiltered,raw, slightly ridiculous and fun! Strap yourselves in because this could get wild!
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It’s taken now two uploads to publish this podcast so that’s fun for us 🤪Jump in and discuss how volleyball/basketball has kicked our asses, throwing out underwear, home waxing kits, whether to cry (or scream), and how 18 is hard enough in the world we are living in. Thanks for listening and have a FABULOUS Friday and weekend!
It has taken me forty-five minutes to get this episode published, but it is completely fine! Catch up with us rejects and discuss when you should throw your underwear away, how volleyball/basketball has kicked our asses, home waxing (insert Chasity's eye roll), Avatar relationship advice, Vital Records Department, crying (or screaming) it out, and 18 is hard especially with the world we live in right now. We hope you laugh and enjoy this episode and have a FABULOUS weekend!
Soooo Chasity may have forgotten to write the description and scheduled for the podcast to be published....MY BAD! School and gym energy holy sh*t! Thanksgiving, insurance, hibernation, weird co-parenting situations, eating alone, stress and a random remodel.As always, thanks for listening and have a fabulous f*cking day! Love, the Rejects <3
Peepers the c*ck, random undergarments, Homecoming 2025, more strange smells, getting lost in a field, senior night, Mr. Buff n' Stuff & Afroman in public, the local stabbing, switching jobs, stress or pre-menopause?, and hearing other moms talking trash about other kids.We have a great episode for your listening pleasure! Tee hee we said pleasure!Happy listening Rejects!
We have another fun-filled podcast for your listening pleasure! Allergies & AntihistaminesMint pickupManclips?!The first 7 minutesTo-do listsCustomer ServiceHappy Friday fellow Rejects!Email us with your embarrassing stories! therejectsmoms@gmail.com
We have a super quick episode recorded before heading to the senior parent meeting. Give us a break okay we both work full-time jobs and have these kids!Topics today include: Chasity's bidet adventure, not fitting in, the gym energy has been insane, Labor Day went fast, a Skylar new job update and why she is making homemade Alani's, and the kids and their activities.Happy Friday Reject Mom Fans!
Happy Friday Reject Mom fans!Topics today include: Chasity's reading again, the Kay's visit, In This Moment, throwing exhaust fans, new job anxiety, the housing market, rage moments, pillow fight championship, steaming who-dilly's, foot bath detox, and avocado stab wounds. Good luck with this one, you might need a drink....or TWO!
Hold onto your pants for this episode! Trent is our special guest today for men's mental health month in July (June) and we wanted him to weigh in on some topics!This week we discuss:No we are not dogging church, we just want to worship our own way which doesn't mean going every Sunday morning. You do you boo!ReadingI just need a breakInserting an athletic supporterRed flagsChasity fighting with the elderly on vacationChildren's sleep studies from a parent perspectiveHappy Friday - have a wonderful weekend! And remember when you ask someone how they are doing expect an answer and reciprocate. You never know what others are battling alone.
Happy 4th of July everyone! On today's podcast we chat about Skylar's fancy cutesy Jeep and the infamous Jeep wave! Anyone else struggling to parent over the summer? And last but not least Chasity's first mammogram!Have a fabulous weekend and email us at if you want us to discuss a topic - therejectmoms@gmail.com!
You heard right hot dogs and anuses! This week we discuss many other topics including:60+ male listenersShaving off part of your eyebrowMother's DayThe office freezerSam's club jail....againHusbandless for two weeksStress is like a TETRIS wallEmail us if you want to be a guest or have a topic you would like us to touch on - therejectmoms@gmail.com
LIVE from the she shed which isn't the name for Skylar's space and I totally agree. We hang out in Skylar's newly created space for some girl time which was much needed. Apparently Chasity likes moscow mules! Topics today include plant shopping with teenagers, modern views and work ethic, and when they say they are shutting it off....it's NOT a drill!Happy Mother's Day to all the mommas and special people that feel like mommas. You are MUCH appreciated, spoil yourself this weekend!
Drug Inc., mortgage servicing panic, Sam's Club jail, 69 (cruisin' get your mind out of the gutter), appointment mix-ups that actually work, feeling bones, closing old wounds, and looking back at Prom photos tee hee. Happy Friday and Happy Easter!
It's FRIDAY! We will be discussing the $30 sea shell, clothes shopping for boys, cellulite cream, raisking your kids your way, Lyfting, RBF's, regressing, and saying "fuck it" before running away. All you mommas know what we mean. Have a great weekend!Love, your one and only Reject Moms
Why do you think Tom Brady looks like an alien? Probably the same reason we do! We discuss the Super Bowl, Liquid Death (yes the drink), Facebook drama, ear piercings, a broken foot, food orderers, grocery store comparisons, and so much more! Happy Friday!
Oh my GOSH! We just uploaded the podcast last week and look at us being hip moms and doing it again this week! We are such badasses!
Topics this week include: reading smut, winter depression, food quirks/habits, funny traits we see of ourselves in our children, egg prices, gaggy chickens, the benefits of skipping your shower, and why the hell can't our kids make a friggin' phone call?!
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Basketball is in FULL swing, but will be over before we know it! We discuss homesteading and living a healthier lifestyle, more current events, kids playing, Beavis & Butthead, handling big emotions, struggling with parenting, and needing a mental reset. Last but not least, we have been reading! So let us know if you want in Skylar's book club!
It's almost Christmas, yes Skylar groaned. Meanwhile, Chasity's beautiful tree is setting the ambiance in the background! We do a Christmas check-in, and have quite the agenda -are you a living room or bedroom family? Also, it's boob chapstick time and we are already complaining about the cold hurting our bodies. Breakroom chairs and eggs on the carpet, me time at 5am, and how we HOPE to podcast before Christmas, but it may not be possible between basketball games. So Happy Holidays...or whatever.
We hope everyone survived the holiday and now back to work and everything Christmas can start commencing! Here's your anymore monthly podcast of everything exciting!
Halloween and our kids trick-or-treating, our Christmas plans including shopping, whooping cough and school drama, burying someone vertically, Fireball, and Skylar joining the YMCA. Don't miss this!
Of course we are going to talk about pies in (or on) the face! Rompers, RIP to Chasity's air fryer, Fight. Flight. Freeze. Fawn., childhood homes, single women being approached, and do you sometimes feel unappreciated? Listen and have your therapy for the week. Happy Friday Listeners!
I wish you knew how long it took us to get the podcast file uploaded this week. It's been chaotic, but we are still surviving!
TOPICS for your pleasure include: plugging in and seeing if I can figure it out, our best physical assets, absorbing energies and the meltdowns that go with it, squirrel with the big nut, surviving, and the rooster living his best dad life! Also "game talk" that features which is your dominant eye when you are cross eyed and Chasity possibly rolling down the bleachers.
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