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Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Author: Chris & Rosie Ramsey
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The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan!
From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received in the post was. All of this plus a brilliant PKMA!
Mo is a busy guy but you can catch him on tour with his new show The Mo You Know visit mogilligan.com/mo-live for tickets
Mo's brand new stand up special Mo Gilligan: In The Moment is available to watch on Netflix now!.
You can listen to Mo's podcast Man Like You with Eddie Kadi and Babatunde Aléshé wherever you get your podcasts.
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz.
There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy
all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:
youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time!
🎧You can listen to Tom on his podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganathan.
🎙️You can catch Tom on his tour 'Spudgun'. For tickets go to bigtomdavis.com
📺Look out for The Reluctant Vampire coming soon to the BBC!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:
youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm.
All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone??
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:
youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children.
Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more!
You can watch Joel host The Masked Singer on ITV and catch up on ITVX. You can also find Joel on tour throughout 2026 with his show 'Happy Idiot', find tickets at joeldommett.com
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube
channel:
youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money!
For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint!
We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube
channel:
youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS!
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Hanson.
There's a lot that gets covered including where William gets his haircut, some lady like sitting, Chris's glow up and there's even a bro shake!
As well as all of this William and Jordan read a brilliant PKMA for Rosie and Chris. It may even give the smas and das some welcome advice!
Jordan and William are on tour with the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss Tour, expect dancers, costume changes and a whole lot more. For tickets visit sextedmyboss.com/live
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
Email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
WhatsApp: 07874 406650
Enjoy these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:
youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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Happy New Year Smas & Das!
Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recent party!
Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate!
And BIG news! You can whatsapp the podcast now. Send us your beefs, your stories, your drunken
voice notes! The number is 07874 406 650 .
Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie.
This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group.
All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some chat about Bridget's new Tour 'Jacket Potato Pizza' (which is a story in itself!)
For tickets to Bridget's tour go to bridgetchristie.co.uk
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This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes!
We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last few years of festive episodes! Expect to hear from Barry and Belinda Beef, a trip to Lapland and an ill advised hat.
Festive QFTP's involve the legend that is Jackie, some sweaty veg and some very inappropriate public heavy petting!
The podcast will return for a PKMA episode on January 7th. If you want to get in touch with the podcast email:
shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster
and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own tales to share. Plus, the trio discuss comedy, John's podcast ‘How Do You Cope’ and his new book ‘Thirst’.
You can find all episodes of How Do you Cope wherever you get your Podcasts.
Thirst: Twelve Drinks That Changed My Life is
available for pre-order!
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It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey)
Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter
and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories!
There’s a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!
Follow Carl on Instagram and TikTok:
Instagram @carl_hutchinson_comedy
TikTok @carlhutchinsoncomedy
Catch Carl at Newcastle City Hall on 24th October 2026
https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/carl-hutchinson-fine-whine-newcastle-upon-tyne-24-10-2026/event/3E006375A569613A
For news on Carl’s UK & Ireland 2026 Tour visit: carlhutchinson.net
You can find new episodes of The Carl Hutchinson Podcast, each week, wherever you get your podcasts!
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The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their
thoughts on the festive season!
They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read.
So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and
have a very Merry Christmas!
Email the podcast at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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It's the last Shagged Married Annoyed of 2025 BUT keep your eyes peeled because we have some lovely festive treats to fulfil all your Christmas Podcast wishes!
This week on the podcast Chris is celebrating a milestone (kind of), Rosie reveals her potential favourite season and the pair discuss the future...
The beefs are wild, literally, and Chris questions Rosie's parenting. All of this plus some great QTFP's which are not for the faint hearted!
If you want to get in touch with the podcast email:
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This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie are joined by the unstoppable Vogue Williams! Fresh out the Jungle, Vogue spills the tea on what life was like in the camp and why she thinks Chris and Rosie should give it a go!
They also discuss the fun Vogue had on this year 's Gladiator Celebrity Special (BBC ONE Christmas Day 3.35pm). Spot Bot anyone?!
All of this plus a brilliant Please Keep Me Anonymous, doomed business plans and the start of a vlog!
You can catch Vogue on Gladiators Celeb Special on Christmas Day at 3.35pm on BBC ONE and of course catch up on Iplayer.
Listen to Vogue and Joanne McNally on their brilliant podcast My Therapist Ghosted Me, wherever you get your podcasts!
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie chat about their trip to London and we get some Sunday Brunch BTS!
There are some hoover beefs.
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster star, Ania Magliano!
Ania does some couple's counselling with the pair and reveals why her and her partner called it quits on their couple's podcast. They also discuss facial hair and Ania's new Tour 'Peach Fuzz'.
All of this plus a brilliant 'Please Keep me Anonymous' AND Chris learns how one particular swear word has been given a glow up!
To book tickets for Ania's tour visit aniamagliano.com
To get one of your weird and wonderful stories read out by a guest email shaggedmarriedannoyd@gmail.com
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It's the first SMA of December which means it's decoration time!
Rosie and Chris discuss Christmas trees, Chris' weekend away, a present from last year and an unusual use for medical syringes.
There are also some dinner and bin based beefs plus QFTP involving bubble wrap, a driving instructor and a very very VERY bad commute.
Keep sending your brilliant stories to shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
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On Please Keep Me Anonymous this week Chris and Rosie are joined by super star comedian Russell Howard!
As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Russell talks about life as a new Dad, stand up on less sleep and what his new Tour 'Don't tell the Algorithm' is all about! Plus Russell talks about his own podcast 'Russell Howard's Five Beautiful Things'
For tickets to Russell's Tour visit russell-howard.co.uk
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There is tons discussed on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Scented candles, boiled eggs, laundry, creatine and so much more!
Chris has had the flu jab so if feeling particularly thirsty and Rosie cannot stop singing! As well as beefs and QFTP's Rosie finds out the difference between an exhibitionist and a philanthropist!
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Rosie bought a "window punch". we use them in the fire service if we need to break a car window in an emergency. Also, someone died near us recently when their van went into a ford (because of the flooding) and drowned. So, an excellent purchase Rosie. 😁
Shildo is also know as "Iglooing" as heard about this on 'Help I Sexted My Boss" 😂
Sorry to tell you Rosie, Sticky Vicky died in 2023 aged 80.
birthday what ??? it's the birthday fairy man 🥳
Unsubscribing. Sick of hearing about changes for the fucking YouTube algorithm. Remember your original audience put you where you are.
Start at five minutes the length of these adverts are ridiculous
Love the podcast but damn there's a lot of adverts
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dreadful as ever
the patheticnes of the fake laugh made me laugh for real!
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too many adverts
Fashionable nana trolleys exist https://tiltmakeup.com/products/kem-cases-the-pro-nanna
don't bother editing it I will happily listen to 2 hours of this lol.
Catching up because I have 18 month old TWINS. Rosie, the chances of twins increase massively after the age of 36 so what if you got TWO more boys???
This episode really made me so emotional. What a lovely thing to do from such a heartbreaking situation. Made my eyes leak several times xx