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Sh**ged Married Annoyed
Author: Chris & Rosie Ramsey
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The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss the long weekend, including pints at the soft play! There's a non-family friendly quiz, pube problems, and some quite tense beefs...
WhatsApp's cover the 'savouries' debate and there is Rosie's Mysteries involving a listeners Nan. All of this plus a story from the last bus home and some intel from a real life Dominatrix!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey on this week's Shagged Married Annoyed is the brilliant Actor, Podcaster, Taskmaster Contestant and star of Gavin and Stacey, Joanna Page!
Joanna brings her incredible energy to the podcast and shares so much we almost didn't need a Please Keep Me Anonymous! They discuss family holidays, moving house, life with four kids and of course how much Joanna enjoyed taking part in the new series of Taskmaster!
You can catch Joanna alongside Amy Gledhill, Armando Iannucci, Joel Dommett and Kumail Nanjiani on Taskmaster from April 9th at 9pm on Channel 4, you can also catch up on all episodes at channel4.com
You can also get a glimpse in to Joanna's life on her podcast Lush, which is released weekly and is available wherever you get you get your podcasts
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey deal with April Fool's Day, they discuss a recent trip to London, smelly cabs and of course there is a Carl update! Plus there is some issues with Chris's cap...and hair.
They also talk about school streaming tactics, Rosie's GCSE's and they call Kev to get his thoughts on the Uppers & Lowers.
There's beefs, voice notes, and some lovely questions from the public!
AND... The Ramsey's get honest about hand jobs...
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by the brilliant comedian, Emma Doran!
The trio cover a whole host of topics including life as a parent and a comedian, the trampoline hack for Mam's and how they imagine the logistics are for being a Dominatrix...
And of course, Emma reads one of your horrifying stories!
Emma has extended her Emmaculate UK and Ireland stand-up tour up until 2027, including the London Palladium on 7th February 2027. Emma will also make her debut at the 2026 Edinburgh Festival Fringe, Pleasance Courtyard - Beside from 5 – 30th August
For more info and tickets visit emmadorancomedy.com
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss The Oscars, Rosie's ongoing want of a Motorhome, Cuppa Soups and the correct amount of times you should change your underwear!
They are beefs, some brilliant WhatsApp messages, and QFTP's that cover a passive aggressive mother in law and a self inflicted show injury.
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's Please Keep me Anonymous Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by Radio Royalty, the brilliant Mollie King and Matt Edmondson.
Matt and Mollie are on to talk about their new podcast Novel Idea
but in true Chris and Rosie fashion the conversation goes in all kinds of directions including fake tan, massages, sauna blankets and The Marvel Universe!
Mollie and Matt also read a hilarious (and mortifying) story from a listener.
You can listen to Mollie and Matt on Radio One, weekdays from 1pm and you can find their podcast Novel Idea wherever you get your podcasts!
**The film Chris can't remember in the recording of this podcast is called Coherence!**
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
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📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss light mornings, delivery etiquette, sugar daddies and a self inflicted injury!
Chris is still on tour, Rosie has been getting in to Heated Rivalry and the pair recount a recent trip to Dishoom (which led to a difficult train journey).
All of this plus a beef from Chris, a reverse ick, balloon fetishes and the wildest Easter story ever. Enjoy!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined comedian, podcaster and I'm a Celebrity Get me Out Of Here alumni, Seann Walsh!
They discuss mistaken identity, nostalgic tv shows from the 90’s, the art of calling in sick and how Seann felt when he was in the jungle with Matt Hancock!
Seann’s also explains why Gemma Collins is responsible for his new trainers and the trio get animated over Jonathan Ross's new show Handcuffed: Last Pair Standing
In April Seann will be in the new series of I'm a Celebrity All Stars which will be available on ITV.
You can catch Seann on his tour ‘This is Torture’ for tickets visit seannwalsh.com
Seann’s podcast Class Clown is available wherever you get your podcasts or click here - Class Clown
Sean and Jack Dee’s Podcast Oh My Dog is available weekly and you can find it wherever you get your podcasts or click here Oh My Dog
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss videos of pimple popping, a new game called 'Jeremy', friend of the podcast Carl Hutchinson's latest odd behaviour on tour and why Rosie is fully in to Talk Radio!
Beefs involve some low level theft and Questions From The Public cover a weirdly placed ribbon, an unfortunate plane incident and a new term of endearment...yes King!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast, then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel:
youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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Joining Chris and Rosie Ramsey this week is comedian, podcaster and Taskmaster Series 20 winner, Maisie Adam!
They discuss KPop Demon Hunters, teen crushes, ex partners and why Chris has had enough of weddings! Maisie talks about a recent wrestling injury and Rosie reveals what 'Tour Chris' is really like. All of this plus Maisie reads out one of your Please Keep Me Anonymous stories!
Maisie's Tour 'Whatsherface' starts in September 2026, for tickets visit maisieadam.com
You can also catch Maisie on her podcast Big Kick Energy, wherever you get your podcasts!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's SMA Chris and Rosie discuss their very different parenting styles, hidden easter eggs, late check outs and whether it's okay to bribe a child...
They have a very unreasonable ick from a listener which neither Chris or Rosie are onboard with. They have a discussion about favourite colours which somehow leads to a conversation about The Mighty Ducks and a phone call to Kev!
There is of course beefs, QFTP's, WhatsApp messages and loads more!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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On the podcast this week is actor, comedian, podcaster and Rosie's Taskmaster buddy, Stevie Martin!
Chris, Rosie and Stevie cover all sorts of topics including veganism, awkward encounters, life at the Edinburgh Fringe and the efficacy of cough medicine! Plus, Stevie reads out one of YOUR awkward encounters in this week's PKMA.
To catch Stevie's show 'Clout' go to steviemartin.com for tickets!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwasher thoughts and she reveals a potential new crush. She has also started a new hobby/fitness regime, it turns out that it is quite difficult!
All of this plus a handy Huel bottle, some gut updates, brilliant voice notes and QTFP's and the return of the OG Barry Beef!
One last thing smas and das... what IS the correct way to pronounce Croissant? 🥐
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous.
They discuss Book-Tok, coming to trends late, their first ever stand up kids and how life (and work) changes once you have kids! Sara also reads a very funny story from a SMA!
You can catch Sara on tour with her show I Am a Strange Gloop, for tickets visit sarapascoe.co.uk/tickets
Sara's podcast Weirdos Book Club which she hosts with Cariad Lloyd is available wherever you get your podcasts and you can even catch them in person at The Crossed Wires Festival.
Visit crossedwires.live/podcast/weirdos-book-club for tickets
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi!
Rosie shares some brilliant reverse icks and Chris gives a tour update which involves an awkward encounter in a taxi.
All of this plus some imposter syndrome, a Geophysicist, dry robes and some classic 90's parenting!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour Yonks, remembering old material, the early noughties sitcom Coupling, the love of Pizza and why Chris could never be on I'm a Celebrity!
Chris McCausland also shares a PKMA from one of you lovely SMAS.
To get tickets to Chris McCausland's tour visit chrismccausland.com/tour
To buy Chris's book visit Chris McCausland - Keep Laughing
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers!
Chris shares a new feeling, things get heated over packed lunches and QFTP's involve a missing moon cup, a DNA cocktail and Grandparents keyboard.
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri!
As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments!
🎤 Get tickets to Fatiha's 2026 tour Cockney Stacking Doll
Tour + Live Dates | Fatiha El-Ghorri — Fatiha El-Ghorri
📖 You can also pre order Fatiha's upcoming book Perks Of My Hijab
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast!
Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording.
We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel!
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
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On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan!
From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received in the post was. All of this plus a brilliant PKMA!
Mo is a busy guy but you can catch him on tour with his new show The Mo You Know visit mogilligan.com/mo-live for tickets
Mo's brand new stand up special Mo Gilligan: In The Moment is available to watch on Netflix now!.
You can listen to Mo's podcast Man Like You with Eddie Kadi and Babatunde Aléshé wherever you get your podcasts.
If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch!
📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com
📱: 07874 406650
Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed
Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show!
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The amount of skipping on this episode is insane. I've missed half the things that are being said because this episode skips, and jumps back. Had to listen to this episode elsewhere to understand what was happening. This isn't the only episode that it happens to either 😢
Rosie bought a "window punch". we use them in the fire service if we need to break a car window in an emergency. Also, someone died near us recently when their van went into a ford (because of the flooding) and drowned. So, an excellent purchase Rosie. 😁
Shildo is also know as "Iglooing" as heard about this on 'Help I Sexted My Boss" 😂
Sorry to tell you Rosie, Sticky Vicky died in 2023 aged 80.
birthday what ??? it's the birthday fairy man 🥳
Unsubscribing. Sick of hearing about changes for the fucking YouTube algorithm. Remember your original audience put you where you are.
Start at five minutes the length of these adverts are ridiculous
Love the podcast but damn there's a lot of adverts
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dreadful as ever
the patheticnes of the fake laugh made me laugh for real!
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too many adverts
Fashionable nana trolleys exist https://tiltmakeup.com/products/kem-cases-the-pro-nanna
don't bother editing it I will happily listen to 2 hours of this lol.
Catching up because I have 18 month old TWINS. Rosie, the chances of twins increase massively after the age of 36 so what if you got TWO more boys???