Sh**ged Married Annoyed

On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed... Chris has a tour update which of course involves friend of the pod Carl Hutchinson! Rosie has some dishwasher thoughts and she reveals a potential new crush. She has also started a new hobby/fitness regime, it turns out that it is quite difficult! All of this plus a handy Huel bottle, some gut updates, brilliant voice notes and QTFP's and the return of the OG Barry Beef! One last thing smas and das... what IS the correct way to pronounce Croissant? 🥐 If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The brilliant comedian, podcaster and writer Sara Pascoe joins Chris and Rosie on today's Please Keep Me Anonymous. They discuss Book-Tok, coming to trends late, their first ever stand up kids and how life (and work) changes once you have kids! Sara also reads a very funny story from a SMA! You can catch Sara on tour with her show I Am a Strange Gloop, for tickets visit sarapascoe.co.uk/tickets Sara's podcast Weirdos Book Club which she hosts with Cariad Lloyd is available wherever you get your podcasts and you can even catch them in person at The Crossed Wires Festival. Visit crossedwires.live/podcast/weirdos-book-club for tickets If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week Chris & Rosie share all the BTS from a charity event, including Chris feeling all the feels whilst watching Lewis Capaldi! Rosie shares some brilliant reverse icks and Chris gives a tour update which involves an awkward encounter in a taxi. All of this plus some imposter syndrome, a Geophysicist, dry robes and some classic 90's parenting! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Please Keep My Anonymous Chris and Rosie are joined by comedy giant and Strictly star, Chris McCausland! The trio discuss Chris's tour Yonks, remembering old material, the early noughties sitcom Coupling, the love of Pizza and why Chris could never be on I'm a Celebrity! Chris McCausland also shares a PKMA from one of you lovely SMAS. To get tickets to Chris McCausland's tour visit chrismccausland.com/tour To buy Chris's book visit Chris McCausland - Keep Laughing If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On the podcast this week the Ramsey's discuss reverse icks, safaris, adult panto why, in a social media age, we should be looking out for the boomers! Chris shares a new feeling, things get heated over packed lunches and QFTP's involve a missing moon cup, a DNA cocktail and Grandparents keyboard. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is comedian, writer and Rosie's Taskmaster pal, Fatiha El-Ghorri! As well as reading a brilliant (but gross) story, the trio chat about hotels, stand-up comedy, past jobs, weird superstitions and why you should never look at the comments! 🎤 Get tickets to Fatiha's 2026 tour Cockney Stacking Doll Tour + Live Dates | Fatiha El-Ghorri — Fatiha El-Ghorri 📖 You can also pre order Fatiha's upcoming book Perks Of My Hijab If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Were vampires ever real... and other thoughts from todays podcast! Guess who's back? That's right, Chris and Rosie return to discuss school dinners, vampires, tea towels and some undercover (literally) recording. We have some brilliant voice notes that involve funerals, a £20 note and an unfortunate bed incident. QFTP's cover bottle misuse, dog pooh and some porn star intel! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 You can watch the podcast on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, presenter, and cultural icon, Mo Gilligan! From viral sketches to sold-out tours Mo joins the podcast to talk about his days in retail and he shares how he became so knowledgeable of the Jo Malone archive! Chris and Mo reminiscence about an incident on a train, their shared love of gadgets and what the weirdest thing Mo ever received in the post was. All of this plus a brilliant PKMA! Mo is a busy guy but you can catch him on tour with his new show The Mo You Know visit mogilligan.com/mo-live for tickets Mo's brand new stand up special Mo Gilligan: In The Moment is available to watch on Netflix now!. You can listen to Mo's podcast Man Like You with Eddie Kadi and Babatunde Aléshé wherever you get your podcasts. If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Rosie is on a 'bad week' but that doesn't stop the pair from having a good laugh! They discuss Rosie's dreams, safety gadgets, a potential new invention and testosterone! Plus Chris serves up some facts and gets Rosie to join in on his quiz. There's beefs and even a WhatsApp beef from a SMA ! Another fart medley and some brilliant QTFTP! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's PKMA Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, actor and podcaster Tom Davis! As well as reading one of your weird and wonderful stories, Tom discusses why he loves Newcastle, the legendry Nando's black card, what it's like being a girl Dad AND he reveals who he was a body double for before he made it big time! 🎧You can listen to Tom on his podcast Wolf and Owl with Romesh Ranganathan. 🎙️You can catch Tom on his tour 'Spudgun'. For tickets go to bigtomdavis.com 📺Look out for The Reluctant Vampire coming soon to the BBC! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week SMA, Chris has some Soft Play beef, he makes a public apology to friend of the pod, Carl Hutchinson and he reveals why he begrudges Nana Bridget the leftovers! Rosie hears from Kev with some low level (unintentional) trolling and she explains her love of clingfilm. All of this plus some fantastic WhatsApp messages 💨 and questions from the public...mint anyone?? If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Joining Chris and Rosie this week is the brilliant Joel Dommett! The trio bond over Traitors (spoiler alert if you haven't watched the Celeb version!) celebrity doctors and life with two children. Joel discusses his most recent procedure which has him in a fair amount of pain, Brazilian jiu jitsu and his new collaboration with TV's Ben Shepherd! All of this and SO much more! You can watch Joel host The Masked Singer on ITV and catch up on ITVX. You can also find Joel on tour throughout 2026 with his show 'Happy Idiot', find tickets at joeldommett.com  If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss the highs and lows of silly string, Rosie's fake tan and the politics of Christmas money! For the first time EVER Chris and Rosie listen to your voice notes and smas and das, you did not disappoint! We also have some questions from the public which include one of the most anti-social sex habits ever...  If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! 📧: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com 📱: 07874 406650 Enjoy all these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: ⁠youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed⁠ Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's the podcast crossover of DREAMS! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss lads, Jordan North and William Hanson. There's a lot that gets covered including where William gets his haircut, some lady like sitting, Chris's glow up and there's even a bro shake! As well as all of this William and Jordan read a brilliant PKMA for Rosie and Chris. It may even give the smas and das some welcome advice! Jordan and William are on tour with the brilliant Help I Sexted My Boss Tour, expect dancers, costume changes and a whole lot more. For tickets visit sextedmyboss.com/live If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice notes included on the podcast then get in touch! Email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com WhatsApp: 07874 406650 Enjoy these episodes on the Shagged Married Annoyed YouTube channel: youtube.com/@shagged.married.annoyed Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Happy New Year Smas & Das! Chris and Rosie are back and they discuss the right time to take down Christmas decorations, unacceptable amounts of takeaway and a dance injury that Rosie got at a recent party! Chris has a cheery quiz for the New Year and the Beefs cover haircuts and hats. All of this plus a couple of QFTP's and a quick call with Kate! And BIG news! You can whatsapp the podcast now. Send us your beefs, your stories, your drunken voice notes! The number is 07874 406 650 . Email the podcast shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliantly funny comedian, actor and writer Bridget Christie. This episode goes in all kinds of surprising directions including Bridget's job on a farm, bad auditions, Chris' issue with beans on pizza AND Bridget discusses an unusual WhatsApp group. All of this plus a story from one of you lovely listeners and some chat about Bridget's new Tour 'Jacket Potato Pizza' (which is a story in itself!) For tickets to Bridget's tour go to bridgetchristie.co.uk Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we have a little festive treat until some normality resumes! We've gone back to Christmas' past and we have some highlights from the last few years of festive episodes! Expect to hear from Barry and Belinda Beef, a trip to Lapland and an ill advised hat. Festive QFTP's involve the legend that is Jackie, some sweaty veg and some very inappropriate public heavy petting! The podcast will return for a PKMA episode on January 7th. If you want to get in touch with the podcast email: shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and writer John Robins! As well as reading one of your gross stories John bring his own tales to share. Plus, the trio discuss comedy, John's podcast ‘How Do You Cope’ and his new book ‘Thirst’. You can find all episodes of How Do you Cope wherever you get your Podcasts.  Thirst: Twelve Drinks That Changed My Life is available for pre-order! Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s friend of the podcast (and best friend of Chris Ramey) Carl Hutchinson! Carl joins Chris and Rosie in their studio for a good natter and some retelling of a few famous Carl stories! There’s a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous plus we find out how well Chris and Carl know each other in a Christmas edition of Mr & Mr!  Follow Carl on Instagram and TikTok: Instagram @carl_hutchinson_comedy TikTok @carlhutchinsoncomedy  Catch Carl at Newcastle City Hall on 24th October 2026 https://www.ticketmaster.co.uk/carl-hutchinson-fine-whine-newcastle-upon-tyne-24-10-2026/event/3E006375A569613A   For news on Carl’s UK & Ireland 2026 Tour visit:  carlhutchinson.net  You can find new episodes of The Carl Hutchinson Podcast, each week, wherever you get your podcasts! Today, get Huel’s full Lite & Lean Starter Kit online with our code SMA30 for 30% off at https://huel.com/SMA30. New Customers Only. Thank you to Huel for partnering and supporting our show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The SMAs asked and we delivered! On this special episode, Chris and Rosie sit down with Sandra and Kate (separately) and get their thoughts on the festive season! They discuss Christmas trees, memories, songs and movies! They even have a festive Please Keep Me Anonymous to read. So, enjoy this special ep with the extended SMA family and have a very Merry Christmas! Email the podcast at shaggedmarriedannoyed@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices