Cyrus Says

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by Karan Mirchandani and Shreemi Verma, the hosts of Cine5, and the conversation goes completely off track almost immediately. What starts with Mumbai cab prices and the pain of getting across the city quickly turns into a full-blown spiral through Bollywood, cricket, AI, actors, awkward sets, strange industry stories, and some truly questionable detours. If you’re looking for structure, discipline, or clean transitions, this is not that episode.If you enjoy film talk, random opinions, and conversations that keep getting worse in the funniest way possible, you’re in the right place. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Devraj Sanyal - Chairman & CEO  India and South Asia, Universal Music Group and one of the most influential figures in the global music industry. But before running one of the biggest music companies in the world, Devraj was the frontman of the legendary Indian heavy metal band Brahma that dominated the Indian rock scene in the 90s. Devraj shares the fascinating journey from performing live gigs and selling 77,000 cassette albums in the 90s to shaping the careers of some of the biggest artists in India and globally. They discuss: • The early days of Indian rock bands like Parikrama & Pentagram• How artists actually make money today through streaming• Why India still struggles to pay for music• The future of Bollywood music and independent artists• Universal Music’s role in building artists like AP Dhillon, Badshah and Anuv Jain• The rise of live concerts and global touring• Why mental wellness music is the next big industry Devraj also explains how Universal Music focuses on artists and creativity first, and why understanding musicians is his biggest advantage as a CEO. If you've ever wondered how the music industry really works, this episode is a must-watch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carnatic vocalist TM Krishna joins Cyrus Broacha for a fascinating conversation about music, culture, and breaking traditions. Known for challenging the conventions of classical music, TM Krishna explains why Carnatic music should not be limited to elite spaces — and why art must constantly evolve. In this episode we discuss: What Carnatic music really is Why classical music often feels inaccessible The role of improvisation in Indian classical music Music, caste and social hierarchies Whether art and politics can ever be separated Why audiences misunderstand classical music How tradition and innovation can coexist A thoughtful and wide-ranging discussion on music, culture and the future of classical art.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian Punit Pania and the conversation goes off the rails almost immediately. They jump from Mumbai local train behaviour and people blasting reels in public to fake AI videos, global news confusion. It’s messy, opinionated, and constantly going off on random tangents which is exactly how Cock & Bull works. If you’re looking for structured debate or calm discussion, this is not that episode.If you enjoy chaos, random opinions, and conversations that go completely off track, you’re in the right place. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home! #CyrusSays #CockAndBull #PunitPania #IndianComedy #IndianPodcast #ComedyPodcast #MumbaiTalks #StandUpComedyIndia #IndianPoliticsSatire #PodcastIndiaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rahul Bhat joins Cyrus Broacha to talk about his unpredictable journey — from accidental modelling at 19 to overnight TV superstardom, a major film flop, and then disappearing for nearly 9 years. In this candid conversation, Rahul opens up about: Winning Mr India “by mistake” Hina’s record-breaking TRPs His first big film failing The depression that followed Why he took a 9-year break to study world cinema Producing hit TV shows quietly How Anurag Kashyap cast him in Ugly without an audition The improvisation magic behind Gangs of Wasseypur & Ugly Becoming Kennedy — a ruthless insomniac cop Why cinema is a collaboration, not a solo art From superstardom to reinvention, this is Rahul Bhat like you’ve never seen him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From selling recharge coupons in Mumbai to building a ₹40,000 crore brand — Madhav Sheth shares the real story behind Realme and India’s tech revolution. In this explosive episode, we discuss: Why India has no global electronics brand How China built $500B export ecosystems The future of zero-labour robotic factories Why marketing budgets are overrated How Realme disrupted offline retail “Network is your net worth” Why failure is more important than success AI controlling decisions & consumer behaviour Why luxury is just pricing psychology Why he still flies economy despite massive success This is a raw, unfiltered masterclass on entrepreneurship, consumer psychology, AI, and India’s manufacturing future.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kaneez Surka is back in India and within minutes this episode turns into absolute Cock & Bull chaos. We start with her “Foreign Returns” tour and somehow end up debating marriage, men being “too much work,” NRIs with identity confusion, and whether Vikhroli was secretly named after Virat Kohli. (It wasn’t. We think.) Somewhere in between, we spiral into:– A doctor scoring 9/800 and still getting a PG seat– Social media bans for kids under 16– Identical twins with identical JEE scores– A ₹1 lakh luxury shirt that looks iron-burnt– A student trying to pass exams with a ₹100 bribe– And an AI expo controversy that raised more questions than answers It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s wildly opinionated and very classic Cock & Bull. If you enjoy conversations that start in South Bombay and somehow end in Vikhroli (via Bill Gates), this one’s for you. #CyrusSays #CockAndBull #KaneezSurka #Podcast #IndianComedySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hariharan joins Cyrus Broacha to celebrate 50 years in music — from Carnatic training in Matunga to Billboard Awards with Colonial Cousins. In this unforgettable episode, Hariharan shares: How he lied at the Oberoi Hotel just to meet Mehdi Hassan Winning his first break through a music competition Singing 15,000+ songs across 10+ languages The organic jam session that created Colonial Cousins Performing “Krishna” across the world Elton John being a fan Discovering KK before he became a star Why technique gives singers longevity And why music should never be “typecast” A masterclass in humility, riyaaz, and reinvention. This is not just an interview — it’s a musical history lesson.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you sue the government in India? Corporate lawyer and author Anand Prasad joins Cyrus Broacha to discuss one of the biggest structural flaws in India’s legal system — sovereign immunity. From why you can’t easily sue a cop or government official, to the Enforcement Directorate’s unchecked power, to performance reviews for judges, gun laws, prostitution reform, and regulatory overkill — this episode dives deep into how India’s system works… and why it doesn’t. Anand also talks about: Why process matters more than outcome Why India struggles with enforcement, not laws The case for removing sovereign immunity Gun control and citizen empowerment Legalising prostitution as a safety reform Why small entrepreneurs are crushed by licences The pakoda seller regulatory trap How to truly “Unshackle the Elephant” This is a bold, unfiltered conversation about power, accountability, and whether Indians are truly free.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says!This week, Cyrus is joined by Shreemi Verma lawyer-turned-Bollywood insider, pop culture commentator, and full-time chaos enthusiast.What starts as a sensible conversation about her journey from law school to celebrity media quickly spirals into PR politics, rumor economics, casting gossip, film snobbery, and the strange ecosystem that keeps Bollywood ticking.They bounce between on-set realities, internet outrage cycles, nostalgia for peak filmi drama, and why the industry runs on vibes, speculation, and very strategic silence.It’s fast, opinionated, mildly controversial, and absolutely uninterested in behaving.If you’re looking for carefully packaged diplomacy, this is not it.If you enjoy strong takes, industry tea, and conversations that zigzag without warning welcome home.And to our regular listeners, welcome back home. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is India really overpopulated — or have we been told the wrong story? Poonam Muttreja, Executive Director of the Population Foundation of India, joins Cyrus Broacha to unpack one of the biggest myths in Indian public discourse: that “too many people” are the root of all problems. From fertility data and census projections to the Hindu–Muslim population debate, women’s education, sterilisation myths, ageing society, and the real meaning of demographic dividend — this episode dives deep into facts, governance, and uncomfortable truths. They also discuss: Why women want fewer children Why education is the best contraceptive Why Muslim fertility rates are declining Why South India shouldn’t be “punished” for doing well The 1984 riots & administrative failure Why men avoid sterilisation The coming “Silver Dividend” LGBTQ rights and state interference A sharp, data-driven and surprisingly candid conversation on India’s future.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Legendary actor Kabir Bedi joins Cyrus Broacha for one of the most fascinating conversations ever on Cyrus Says. From interviewing The Beatles as a young reporter (and losing the tape!), to becoming a European superstar with Sandokan, acting in a James Bond film (Octopussy), working on The Bold and the Beautiful, and meeting Princess Diana at a Bond premiere — Kabir Bedi shares unforgettable stories from over 50 years in cinema. He also opens up about: His new film USA vs Raj (a true story about fighting the FBI) Working with Shabana Azmi International superstardom in Italy The pressures of global soap operas His relationships, marriages, and life lessons The glory of ancient India & Ashoka Surviving 5 decades in one of the most insecure industries in the world Candid, charming, reflective — this episode is about resilience, romance, reinvention, and legacy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to the Valentine's Day Special with Cyrus and Aisha Broacha!  After 25 years of marriage, Cyrus and Aisha return for their annual (or bi-annual) Valentine's Day episode. This year, they're tackling relationship questions from Reddit, sharing stories from their quarter-century together, and proving that lasting love doesn't always look like a Karan Johar film. Plus: They answer Reddit's worst relationship questions, Aisha calls out entitled South Bombay behavior, Cyrus defends his food opinions (and loses), and we learn why breadcrumbing is the secret to a long marriage! WARNING: Contains brutal honesty about marriage, zero romance, lots of bickering, and the kind of love that survives 25 years DESPITE everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shanaya Kapoor and Adarsh Gaurav drop by Cyrus Says to talk about their upcoming Valentine’s release… and immediately lose control of the conversation. What starts as a chat about romance, survival thrillers, and representing two very different sides of Mumbai quickly spirals into discussions about pee etiquette, tennis balls, crocodile animatronics, South Bombay clubs, Nala Supara history, and why PR teams should never trust Cyrus Broacha. Adarsh opens up about growing up all over India, having too many names, and researching Mumbai by hanging out with rappers. Shanaya talks about freezing shoot conditions, fear of heights, swimming with crocs (almost), and staying calm while the conversation goes completely off the rails. Funny, chaotic, awkward, and unexpectedly insightful this episode is classic Cyrus Says: zero filters, mild trauma, and lots of laughter. 👉 Watch till the end. The PR team is already stressed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to Cyrus Says! In this episode of Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha sits down with Amruta Khanvilkar for a conversation that happily refuses to stay on topic. They jump from MTV nostalgia and middle-class beginnings to auditions, Marathi cinema, action roles, and how careers are really built, messy, slow, and slightly chaotic. It’s candid, funny, and completely off-script, with detours into pop culture, changing times, and stories that don’t come with neat endings. If you’re looking for polish, this isn’t it.If you enjoy honest chaos and real talk, welcome home.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha hangs out with non-fiction storyteller Balram Vishwakarma and promptly loses control of the conversation. They jump from Bollywood name lore and growing up in a Mumbai slum to ADHD careers, therapy schedules, Zomato-level logistics, traffic rage, and why Mumbai infrastructure feels personally hostile. It’s chaotic, honest, slightly unhinged, and makes absolutely no effort to stay on track which is exactly the point. If you’re looking for balance, nuance, or polite conversation, this is not it. If you enjoy chaos, questionable takes, and laughing at things you probably shouldn’t, welcome home.  And to our regular listeners, welcome back home! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

British filmmaker and writer Patrick Graham joins Cyrus Says for an unfiltered conversation about building a career in Indian film and OTT. Patrick talks about moving to India with no connections, studying at London Film School, directing ads, and eventually creating some of India’s most talked-about horror series — including Ghoul and Betal for Netflix. He breaks down how OTT platforms changed after early controversies, the impact of censorship, why bold storytelling became risky, and how creative freedom slowly narrowed. The episode also dives into Patrick’s work on true-crime documentaries like Dancing on the Grave and The Dupatta Murders, the ethics of telling real crime stories, criticism vs audience response, and what it’s really like to be a foreign filmmaker working in India. Funny, sharp, and brutally honest, this episode is a behind-the-scenes look at OTT platforms, filmmaking realities, and creative survival in today’s media landscape.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode Cyrus Broacha sits down with chef, author, restaurateur, and all-round force of nature Romy Gill MBE for a conversation that jumps effortlessly from food to culture to absolute nonsense.Romy talks about growing up in a steel-plant town in Bengal in a Punjabi family, navigating identity through food, and why she feels more Bengali than Punjabi. She opens up about opening her restaurant in the UK without investors, facing gender bias from banks, selling her jewelry to fund her dream, and how the BBC showed up just in time.There’s deep food talk, Himalayan cuisine, Kashmiri saffron, game meat, papad politics, and why Indian customers want onions and chillies for free. Romy also breaks down what makes great hospitality, why staff should always come first, and how tips were shared across the entire team from chefs to kitchen porters.Along the way, Cyrus does what he does best: derail the conversation with cricket, Bhojpuri and Bengali impressions, postmen food testing, alcohol debates, and questions no serious interview would ever ask.Expect stories, laughs, strong opinions, and zero structure!If you love food, culture, chaos, and conversations that go everywhere and nowhere at once this one’s for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode of Cyrus Says / Cock & Bull, Cyrus Broacha is joined by comedian and professional chaos-enjoyer Shamik Chakrabarti for a conversation that goes exactly nowhere and everywhere. They talk about KRK firing guns (allegedly), Vande Bharat reels nobody asked for, cancel culture that cancels itself, internet outrage that lasts 48 hours, and why Indians secretly thrive on mess. There are bad opinions, worse jokes, and absolutely no attempt to be responsible. If you’re looking for balance, nuance, or polite conversation this is not it.If you enjoy chaos, questionable takes, and laughing at things you probably shouldn’t welcome home. And to our regular listeners, welcome back home!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this special episode of Cyrus Says, writer and editor Sharmishtha Mukherjee is joined by her father, Air Commodore (Retd.) Bonney Mukherjee, for a conversation that moves effortlessly between nostalgia, history, humour, and survival. The episode begins with Sharmishtha’s book Pudding: The Memory Keepers of Bandra — a loving portrait of a neighbourhood, its people, streets, food, aunties, trees, clubs, churches, and disappearing culture. Together with Cyrus, she reflects on what it means to grow roots, belong to a place, and preserve everyday stories before they vanish. In the second half, her father shares extraordinary first-hand accounts of life as an Indian Air Force fighter pilot, including being shot during the 1971 war, flying combat missions, surviving injuries, and the quiet resilience required to return home and carry on. The conversation also touches on Sharmishtha’s experience as a cancer survivor, family strength, humour as a coping mechanism, and the strange, beautiful ways people endure. Gentle, funny, emotional, and deeply Indian — this is an episode about memory, courage, and the lives behind history.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.