The Habit Comedy Podcast

What is the best musical instrument? A piano on the back of a truck? Steel drums on a Caribbean cruise? A tuba at Oktoberfest? Moisten your reed, empty your spit valve, and get ready for The Habit to draft THE BEST MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. If you say so. Sponsored by the best NFL Office Pool since sliced bread: GlorifiedRugby.com. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Swimming? Hiking? Drinking? What IS the best thing to do while camping? First of all... great question. Get cozy in your hammock and listen to The Habit draft THE BEST CAMPING ACTIVITIES. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. If you say so. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Hurry! Pop in to the convenience store. You've got 90 seconds. What are you getting? Candy? Condoms? Scratchers for grandpa? The Habit Comedy Podcasts drafts the best items to purchase at your local convenience store. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. If you say so. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

The title says it all! This episode is all about the best "Honorifics," a.k.a. Titles. Ladies and Gentlemen... Lords and Ladies... What is the best title? Find out in an all new episode of The Habit Comedy Podcast. But most importantly... what are parties like? Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Who wants cheese? Break out the briquettes and bring your favorite "salad" as The Habit Comedy Podcast invites you over for a backyard cookout when they draft the BEST FOOD AT A BBQ. No seafood. BYOB. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest grillmaster, Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Greetings and Salutations! Helllooooo!? Yo yo yo. Find out what exactly *IS* up as The Habit Comedy Podcast drafts THE BEST GREETINGS. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Why is every Fairy Tale about eating children? What is Goldilocks' problem anyway? And who can't forget the timeless Fairy Tale of Armageddon, starring Bruce Willis. The Habit leaves a trail of bread crumbs straight to these answers and much more, as they draft BEST FAIRY TALES. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Who REALLY shot JFK? Would LIBRARY 51 be less mysterious? What is Bigfoot's best sport? The Habit Comedy Podcasts goes deep underground to uncover the hidden truths behind the world's best kept conspiracies and legends as they draft THE BEST URBAN MYTHS. Only listen from a safe place. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

I scream. You scream. We all scream when the Habit serves up a tasty new episode as they draft THE BEST ICE CREAM. Is plain chocolate ice cream garbage? How much chewing is too much? Does anybody really want a cherry on top? Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

What REALLY annoys you? Inefficiency? Selfishness? Racism? The Habit digs deep into the human psyche to share their biggest gripes as they draft THE BEST PET PEEVES. Trigger warning: Increasingly Drunk Ryan. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Here we go -- it's Zero hour for an all new Habit Comedy Podcast as they draft the best Hours of the Day. What's your favorite time? Is Happy Hour all that great? When is the best time for a duel? No matter what time of day it is for you, find out now. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan "Taylor" Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Stop. Put your pencils down... it's an all new episode of The Habit Comedy Podcast, in which we draft the best SCHOOL SUPPLIES. What exactly is a Trapper Keeper trapping and keeping? Can erasers suck it? What is better -- a mechanical pencil or mechanical bull? Listen to find out. Featuring Ryan Dobosh, David Swidler, Jeff Schell, and special guest star Jonathan "Taylor" Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

You've never heard of an iterrobang?! Then what do *YOU* think is the best punctuation? And what makes the comma so versatile? You bet we find out in this (all new) episode! [Inserts airpods.] Including, but not limited to: try hard curly brackets; arrogant semi-colons; Tulane commas*; etc… #Hashtag Featuring Ryan/Dobosh, David_Swidler, Jeff @ Schell, and special guest star Jonathan "Taylor" Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com. * Not a real thing.

Keep your pants on! An all new-episode is here, featuring THE BEST PANTS. What makes good pants? What exactly is "athleisure?" Would you wear a kilt? Dave, Ryan, and Jeff show you who really wears the pants. Special guest appearance by Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

What makes a good Muppet? Does Sesame Street count? How do you rate streetwise stoop bum Oscar the Grouch? The Habit drafts the very best Muppets. Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, Lucas Thayer, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

What are the best playground games? Is it called Dodgeball or Soakem? Is Red Rover garbage? The Habit drafts the very best playground games. Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes and Spotify. If you don't, the terrorists have a 10 point lead going into the 4th quarter. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

What are the best inventions in the history of mankind? What makes a good invention? Which inventions have withstood the test of time?  These all would have been good things for us to discuss. Pity. Oh well. At least you can hear about yellow first down markers and blow jobs. Featuring Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by Jonathan Taylor Thomas. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes. Ain't too proud to beg -- it really helps others find our podcast. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com. 

What is the best currency? Oops, scratch that. What is the best Arnold Schwarzenegger -- oh, doesn't hold up? Okay, well then what about Tom Hanks? Nobody hates Tom Hanks, right? America's favorite podcast drafts movies by America's favorite dad, Tom Hanks. Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Come for the correct Latin grammar. Stay for the mildly upsetting picks. Ryan is an agent of chaos. Jeff wants the indoors but outdoors. Dave vows to avoid talking about Seattle weather. Featuring David Swidler, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.

Does Prince actually have a last name? Would you take a selfie with Oprah? What in God's name (literally) makes a one-name celebrity? The boys of The Habit answer these questions, to name a few, as they draft their ultimate team of One Name Celebrities. Featuring Mark Siano, Ryan Dobosh, and Jeff Schell. Special guest appearances by the honorable Judge Reinhold. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Please rate and review us on iTunes or Spotify or in whichever platform you use. (Unless you're one of those weirdos who uses Stitcher or something.) Reviews definitely help us stand out in a sea of podcasts. If you don't, the terrorists have already won. For a complete library of past episodes of The Habit Comedy Podcast, visit www.TheHabitComedy.com.