Autopod Decepticast: A bi-weekly retrospective of the G1 Transformers animated movie and cartoon.

Join your silky spinnerette spies of the APDC as they cover S2, Ep 30, “Tangled Web,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!Rocket propelled potato mashers!!! Megatron took his Zoloft!! A batch of sneaky sauce!! Cheetor FaceTimes on the scene in 0.5!! Blackarachnia plays the silky sweetheart!! Old West mixtapes!! Tarantulas dick mouth!!! Rattrap, show me the cheese!!! Why are you bullying Ben Yee?!?! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!! We don’t give a soggy nacho!!!2:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN5:25 - TFCON CHICAGO12:15 - COCKTAIL18:20 - REVIEW1:23:15 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:41:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:44:45 - RATE THE SCHEME1:46:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your APDC tripod plus special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as they review season 2, episode 3, “Coming of the Fuzors part 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!An F. R. Taint production!!! Nut deep in part two!!! From the windows to the walls with this legislation!! Western cinema trivia!! The Cow Zone!!! Showdown at the Axalon!! Black Arachnia is looking for the golden discs!! Tarantulas: If you don’t love me at my worst, I’ll control you at my best!!! Rhinox: the cool side of the pillow!! Dinobot’s got nards!!! Surfs up, Primal!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! He who passes the sentence must swing the sword!!3:00 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN!5:00 - WESTERN CINEMA TRIVIA19:00 - SHOUT OUTS20:00 - IT’S A WESTERN BIT23:30 - COCKTAIL27:50 - LAST EPISODE RECAP1:08:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:20:20 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:29:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:33:00 - ICONIC MOMENT1:34:24 - NEXT TIME

Join your regularly scheduled boys of the APDC with special guests 2 Mikes 2 Furious as we review season 2, episode 2, “Coming of the Fuzors pt 1,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Fluid legislation!! Drowned in pudding!!! Those that get, get it!!! 2 Mikes, 2 Furious Talks ReAnimated and “Mighty” Marty Isenberg!! Golden discs all around!! Dinobot double-disguised! A solo luno situation!! Waspinator trashed!! Introducing Wolf-eagle and Cobra-scorpion!!! Good bye, Bad Cop…hello, Good Cop!! How do you even know what a cheetah is?!? Dinobot’s soliloquy!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Voice Actors!! Fade to sepia-grey!! Tarnation!!!5:00 - 2M2F!55:00 - SHOUT OUTS56:00 - COCKTAIL1:00:45 - REVIEW2:14:30 - REAL WORLD2:32:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:35:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:35:50 - ICONIC MOMENT2:21:40 - NEXT TIME ON APDC

Join your triple threat of the APDC as they review “The Greatest Evil, Part 2” from the 1991 classic DIC animated series, G.I. Joe! Don’t impugn our courage, jarhead!!! The DiC continues!! I haven’t seen it so that means it’s dumb!! A soreghum subject!! Dead Mall!! This is Yuengling territory!!! This distribution house is indestructible!! Jelly bazooka!!! Falcon and Cindy are captive!! Automated weapons!!! Shockwave and CG1 go all Diehard!! Metalhead go BANG!!! No way you piece of slime!!! You’re a real peanut-buster parfait!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!!! Everything we do, we do it for YOU!!!5:10 - SHOUT OUTS6:30 - COCKTAIL15:40 - DUELING LAST EPISODE RECAPS17:45 - REVIEW1:20:40 - REAL WORLD1:47:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:47:15 - RATE THE SCHEME1:49:10 - ICONIC JOEMENT1:50:45 - NEXT TIME!

Join your REUNITED pushers of the APDC as they review, “The Greatest Evil, pt 1,” from S2 of the 1991 classic animated DIC series, “G.I. Joe!” Doc it up and DiC it out!!! JOEBRA two-parter!! Just say NO-groni!!! DRUGS ARE BAD!!! He’s a deacon…AND a general?!?! SPARK!! Cindi! Trash can missiles!! Falcon wants and uses hot action!! Crimson Guard #1 has a family emergency!! That’s a LOT of suitcases!! Everyone needs the Head Man.. .hey can’t help it!!! Bulletproof sympathy!! Cobra dandruff?!? In the Real World! IcoDiC Moment!! GI Joe has drug problems…we’ll JOIN THE CLUB!!!16:30 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN19:20 - GRAVEL GAB21:22 - SHOUT OUTS! NEW PATRON, WHO DIS?29:08 - COCKTAIL41:15 - LAST EPISODE RECAP44:00 - LET'S TALK DIC55:09 - REVIEW1:37:00 - REAL WORLD2:00:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS2:04:00 - RATE THE SCHEME2:05:00 - ICONIC JOEMENT

Join your diabolical duo of the APDC as they review the S2 Ep1 “Aftermath,” from the 1997 classic animated series Transformers: Beast Wars!Chicken Check-In!! Pullet Game is weak, yo!!! Cooking with Congress! Haitian Libation Situation!!! Rummin’s outta rumminade!! The Langoliars! You’re on a lamb?!! We call him Wheel Rat!!! New packaging, same product - losers!!! Real World!!! Script Deviations!!! Iconic Moment!!! Thanks for the ride, lady!!!2:15 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN12:40 - SHOUT OUTS13:45 - COCKTAIL28:00 - REVIEW1:07:30 - REAL WORLD1:25:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:30:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:31:30 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome APDC boys as they review the Joepisode “Red Rockets Glare,” from the 1985 classic animated series G.I. Joe. Mennonites and the Mayor of Titty City!!! Bland, Missouri, be there!! And give me some shit to drink!!! We’re Centaurians! Jem is my name!!! Bucks for Babies!! Ricky Recondo!!! Paper Moon! HIs uncle’s name is Caleb!!! Punch me in the face!!! 25:00 - SHOUT OUTS26:00 - COCKTAIL36:15 - REVIEW1:25:00 - REAL WORLD1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:39:30 - RATE THE SCHEME1:41:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your lonesome twosome from the APDC as they review the SEASON FINALE, “Other Voices Pt 2,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Don’t tell them how the sausage is made!!! Imagine sex with Ed Begley Jr!!! Chicken Check-In!! Megatron’s so horny for it!! The light at the end of the world!!! Return to Nexus Zero!! Richard Pryor Tarantulas!!! Grandma’s stasis coffin, it just might fly!!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moments!! In the Real World!! This planet is a ticking time bomb!!!8:13 - CHICKEN CHECK-IN14:20 - SHOUT OUTS15:30 - COCKTAIL22:50 - REVIEW1:15:00 - REAL WORLD1:46:10 - RATE THE SCHEME1:47:20 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your duo hosts plus special guest Ant from TFU as they cover the penultimate episode, “Other Voices, pt. 1” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! If you fight with a rat, you better fight dirty!!! Ant’s here, Aaron’s gone, Ryan’s doing everything, and the aliens are BACK!!! Aliens Artifact Trivia!! Nutty alien bungalow!! We’ve got a ceasefire, remember?! Waspinator’s got nards!!! Primal’s here to do NOTHING! Primal gets a Mountain Dew EXTREME scan! That’s no moon!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Ours is but to do and DIE!!!SHOUT OUTS - 8:45COCKTAIL - 10:00ALIEN TRIVIA - 15:45REVIEW - 37:10 REAL WORLD 1:09:30SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:10RATE THE SCHEME - 1: 20:30ICONIC MOMENT - 1:22:50NEXT TIME ON THE APDC - 1:23:35

Join your CG-Icons of the APDC as they review the S1, episode 24, “Before the Storm,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: The Transformers! Accelerate to attack speed!!! Look out, he’s a terminator…too!!! Computer animation trivia!! Taste the oligarchy!! A monolith in a mountain?! Another golden disc!!! Megatron’s sentient hand!! Inferno’s ass-jet pack!!! A Predicon truce?!?! Oh, for bootin’ up cold!! Energon hot tub!! Flowers for Algorithm!! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! You’re too slow, rusty-pants!!!CGI TRIVIA - 2:00SHOUT OUTS - 28:30COCKTAIL - 29:45REVIEW - 37:40REAL WORLD - 1:17:00SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:29:00RATE THE SCHEME - 1:33:00ICONIC MOMENT - 1:35:00

Join the bird-watching bros of the APDC as they review S1 Ep23, “Law of the Jungle,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!Chicken Check-In!!! That INCLUDES nipples! Serial killer symposium!! New patron Wreckage!!! For the Royalty! Snowplow down below!! Quaker Oats of Peace! Tigatron, coward?! It’s all about fireworks!!! Beatles beatin’ around!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Gimme 5 margaritas!!!15:47 - NEW PATRON!20:50 - SHOUT OUTS21:45 - COCKTAIL29:00 - REVIEW1:08:00 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:18:00 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:20:23 - RATE THE SCHEME1:22:00 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your elite, elevated envoy from the APDC as they cover the S1, E22, “The Low Road,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Transformers: Beast Wars! Mystical Delights!! Don’t have any Italian Disco?! Milk and bananas!!! Will you BLOW me where the PAMPERS is?! Ryan’s got the munchies, man!! TF Con Chicago ‘25!!! Bob Forward! Wild bean vines!! Cyber-slash tail weapon!! Cakes everywhere!! Total Looney Tunes episode!!! Rhinox has energon discharge virus!! Vile corruption, festering putrescence!!! Counter-virus beer helmet!! Script Deviations! Iconic Moment!! Rate the scheme!!! It’s all a fart joke!!!1:30 - COCKTAIL24:00 - SHOUT OUTS27:00 - REVIEW1:04:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:17:25 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:20:30 - RATE THE SCHEME1:22:45 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join the hilarious hacker heroes of the APDC as they review “Computer Complications,” your Joepisode from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe! Horny on Mainframe!!! It’s a Joepisode!!! Forbidden love trivia!! The salty dog!! Transportable tactical battle platforms!! These subs are everywhere!!! Zandar and Zarana intro!! Iceberg can’t wait to get back to Antarctica!! So many levels of security failure! Crazy box physics!! Eat at Joe’s!!! Zartan ruined my favorite eatin’ spot. Sit down and shut up!!! Oh…hi!!!3:00 - FORBIDDEN ROMANCE TRIVIA10:30 - WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?12:23 - SHOUT OUTS13:45 - COCKTAIL22:40 - REVIEW1:32:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:38:15 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:43:00 - RATE THE SCHEME1:46:30 - ICONIC JOEMENT1:52:00 - MIKE BLEED OUT STINGER!

Join your Chili-Dippin’ Dudes of the APDC as they review the S1, Ep20, “Dark Voyage,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! Have we ever punched each other in the face?!! This is good stuff…we’re doing good!!! I was naked the whole time!!! Freaky-deaky-beastie!!! Rattrap’s got a nose for energon! Showtime Joe’s!!! A harmonic missile!! The Maximals are blind!! A snake gets the squeeze on Cheetor!!! Rhinox feels the vibes!!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moments!! Finish them off, and finish them out!!! 7:50 - PATRONS 10:00 - COCKTAIL 23:45 - REVIEW 47:50 - REAL WORLD 1:00:18 - SCRIPT DEVS 1:05:30 - RATE THE SCHEME 1:09:42 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join your Humble Hunting Homies of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep19 episode “Call of the Wild,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!That’s the APDC promise!!! Men of the chase!! Trophy hunting trivia!! Roosevelt was wired! Booty Box talk!! Cheetor’s dream!! Terrorsaur’s mouth missile!! Bob Forward’s a pretty good writer!! Rectifier coil stolen?! So much of Primal cheeks!! Megatron’s sedan chair?! Airazor’s SONIC BOOM!! She stoops to conquer!!! Tigatron schools the Maximals!! Access Maximal core consciousness!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moments!!! You’re not leaving the party this early!!!2:30 - TROPHY HUNTING TRIVIA15:00 - APDC CATCH-UP/BOOTY BOX TALK35:30 - SHOUT OUTS37:30 - COCKTAIL43:00 - 2 MIKES 2 FURIOUS44:00 - EPISODE REVIEW1:27:20 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:36:50 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:41:40 - RATE THE SCHEME1:43:10 - ICONIC MOMENT

We are recording our first episode back from Holiday Break AS WE SPEAK, and your show proper will return on Sunday, 3/9. In the meantime, please enjoy a special vault release from our Patreon Only Minisode treasure chest. Happy Coffee Ice Cream Day! My favorite ice cream flavor. And since you all are my favorite, as well, let’s all grab a big bowl of frozen frappaccino and enjoy the Minisode we had from our episode 233, Dark Designs, with special guest Alpha Magnus! Subjects include, and are limited to:* Recycling Scam* Why, Hasbro YouTube, why? * It’s not Audrey II* Gamesmaster Friedman* Wilkins Coffee Alf* It’s still not Audrey II* MAGA Hogan* Lockdown* Masterpiece Rhinox* Champagne Caleb gotta eat* Sonic Craving* Tacobell AI* S2 & 3* Jewel FactsEnjoy in good health.

Hey, y’all, it’s a supercut of all our misrouted letters to Santa from our Transformer friends. And maybe a few little surprise nuggets at the very end. So enjoy, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programming soon!BEE - 01:20TRACKS - 13:30JAZZ - 17:00STARSCREAM - 20:20SHOCKWAVE - 23:30RATTRAP - 28:00ZODIAC CAMEO - 31:19? - 31:36

Hey, y'all, we're still on our annual holiday break, so we thought we'd release one of our Patreon Exclusive Minisodes from episode #221! Where we had some fun stuff that didn't make the show but were too good not to share. Subjects include:Ethical DisposalBougie AA Mile BoysSponsors? Eh? EHHHhhh?!DMV ImprovFast Food Ferrari The Last Autobot CocktailAll this, and nothing else, on your new Minisode. We'll be back soon with your regularly scheduled program!—Pistols at Dawn!

Join your Holiday Heroes plus Maurice as they take letters to Santa and review S1 Ep18, “Spider’s Game,” from the 1997 classic animated series Beast Wars: Transformers! Five-flavor-fruit punch!!! Holiday SPECIAL!!! Return of Greg!!! Stasis pods! Tarantulus in his creepy lab!! Tigatron roams the forest!! Inferno…this is no Maximal!! Letters to Santa!!! Fabulous then and fabulous now!! Ryan is horny for everything!!! But I made quiche?!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!!! Playing with your emotions like a fiddle to hell!!!SHOUT OUTS - 24:00COCKTAIL - 25:00REVIEW - 27:3041:45 - BEE’S LETTER TO SANTA53:50 - TRACKS’ LETTER TO SANTA57:20 - BACK TO THE REVIEW1:02:50 - JAZZ’S LETTER TO SANTA1:06:00 - STARSCREAM’S LETTER TO SANTA1:08:30 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 21:15:20 - SHOCKWAVE’S LETTER TO SANTA1:19:40 - BACK TO THE REVIEW 31:22:30 - IN THE REAL WORLD1:32:30 - RATTRAP’S LETTER TO SANTA1:35:30 - SCRIPT DEVIATIONS1:38:50 - ICONIC MOMENT

Join ⅔ of your APDC turkeys plus special guest pro wrestler Maurice as they review the episode “Possession,” from the 1997 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!The ol’ Popeye windup!!! Back with the Beast, howling with Greg!!! Wrestling Trivia and Q&A!! Bad News and worse news!! Lightning!! Waspinator possessed by Starscream’s spark!!! You know…Madame Helena Blavatsky…from the Thule Society?!? Maximals in full retreat!! That’s some pig!!! Primal: betrayed, shackled and caged!!! Are all your dreams in technicolor?! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! Twinkle twinkle!!!BEING A PRO WRESTLER - 9:40WHY DO YOU LIKE TFs? - 38:40WRESTLING TRIVIA QUIZ - 47:10SHOUT OUTS - 1:00:00COCKTAIL - 1:01:00REVIEW - 1:04:00REAL WORLD - 1:48:45SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:59:20RATE THE SCHEME - 2:02:40ICONIC MOMENT - 2:04:27