摩登家庭温暖的经典台词

4-02成功来自于1%的灵感，98%的努力，以及2%对细节的注意。通过一个人的自传 你可以很好地了解他。一天至少看一次日出如果你爱着什么 给它自由，除非它是只老虎如果你碰到塞车，两嘴嘟起在鼻子下夹支蜡笔，就是一撇完美的假胡子 生活给了你甜甜的柠檬水，你就把它变成酸酸的柠檬。生活就会大吃一惊说 你搞毛啊"Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail." "You can tell a lot about a person from his biography." "Watch a sunrise at least once a day.""If you love something, set it free, unless it's a tiger." "If you're ever in jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache." "When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'what?!'"

3-20老爸 你今天怎么这么诡异？是跟沃特去世有关吗？不，与他在世时没来得及做的事有关。他没能和女儿共创特殊的美好回忆。我不想成为他那样的一个父亲。要做就做尤金·塞尔南那样的。尤金·塞尔南是谁？阿波罗17号的宇航员，月上最后一人 史上最酷的爹。他离开月球时 他俯下身去，把他女儿名字的缩写 刻在了月球表面。由于月球上没有空气流动。所以字会永远留在那。所以每次当她仰望天空时，就能收到那专属于她的讯息。3-20- Dad, why are you acting like this? Is this about Walt dying? No. It's about what he didn't do when he was alive Have a special bond with his daughter. I don't want to be that kind of dad. I want to be Eugene Cernan. Who's Eugene Cernan? "Apollo 17" Astronaut, Last man on the moon, coolest dad of all time. When he was leaving the moon, he reached down and wrote his daughter's initials into the lunar surface. Since there's no atmosphere. There'll be there forever. Wow. So every time she looks in the sky, she knows there's a message just for her.3-21世人常说，生命中最重要的事，并非抵达终点。而是旅途本身。是一路上遇到的重重挑战 ，是出乎意料的峰回路转，是被你击溃的失望与沮丧。They say the important thing in life isn't the destination. It's the journey, the challenges you face along the way.. the unexpected twists and turns... the disappointments you overcome.

3-10家人就是家人，无论是生来就血脉相连的，亦或是相伴余生的，又或是开枝散叶，收获的小家庭。有家人在，每天都是体验圣诞日。3-10Family is family. Whether it's the one you start out with... the one that you end up with... Or the family that you gain along the way... Which makes every day December 16th. 3-17我今天的情绪就跟翻江倒海似的。我害怕，我生气。我生气因为我害怕。现在我脑袋都成浆糊了。因为刚刚绊的那一下让我好痛。这一切让我好伤心，我却不知道为什么。这臭味令我恶心 但是我却好饿。期望太高是我的错。3-17I have been on an emotional roller coaster all day today. I'm afraid. I'm mad. I'm mad because I'm afraid, and now I can't even think straight because I'm in so much pain from what just happened over there! And the whole thing makes me so sad, and I'm not even sure why, and I'm nauseous from that smell but I'm so hungry. It's my fault for letting my expectations get too high.

3-08如果我只能在火灾中带走一样物品，应该会救我的第一套高尔夫球杆，是我老爸给我的。杰给我的结婚戒指，改变了我的一生。莉莉的领养证书。我本来也想说是领养证书。既然你已经拿了 我就拿走我妈的菜谱所有的家庭照片，我都存在iPad里 那就拿iPad吧只要我的家人在身边，我就什么都不需要了3-08If I could only save one possession in a fire, probably my first set of golf clubs. My old man gave 'em to me. The engagement ring that Jay gave me that changed my life.Lily's adoption papers. I was gonna say adoption papers. So I guess, then, I would say my mom's recipe book.All our family photos...which I keep on my iPad, so my iPad.As long as I have my family, I wouldn't need anything else.3-09这个世界上有梦想家 也有现实主义者。你可能会觉得梦想家们喜欢聚在一起。现实主义者又聚成另外的小集体。但是往往 二者喜欢混搭在一起。其实 梦想家需要现实主义者。提醒他们 不要把梦想放飞得过高。而现实主义者，如果没有梦想家的话，可能永远无法将梦想放飞。3-09There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You'd think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see, the dreamers need the realists to keep them from soaring too close to the sun. And the realists... Well, without the dreamers, they might not ever get off the ground.

3-06听着，你长这么大，都是我在保护你。这是一个甜蜜的负担。现在看来我不得不提前退休了。我只是想找到你，确保你安然无恙，坚守到最后一口气。而你总是这样，惹我发火然后又让我感动。也许到时候能找到个方法，设计出什么东西保护着你。我一直在寻求解决之道。自从第一次帮你系安全带起就开始了。当时我把你绑的太紧了。我们都纠结于为人之限，有一些我们愿意接受，还有一些我们不愿接受。永葆童心也未尝不可。3-06Look...Your whole life, my job has been to protect you. A job I kinda love. Now I feel like I'm being forced into early retirement. I just needed to find you and make sure you were okay... For as long as I still get to do that. Just like you. Piss me off and then say something sweet. Maybe by then I can figure out how to put a force field around you. I've been working on that one Since the first time I tried to fasten you into your car seat. I pinched your chunky little thigh. We all struggle with limitations... Some we're willing to accept...And some we're not. It's never too late to grow in life.

2-23我在此代表我的同学发言真是有点讽刺。那个... 他们都很…出色。他们都应该自己站在这里。但我站这里了。我要说的是，难言之隐，因为每一个人都有自己的，难言之隐。不论你是人气王，或是滑稽怪人，或是啦啦队队长，或者像我这样的书呆子。我们都有自己的不足。是的 我们都有。我们都在努力证明自己。我要说的是：永远 相信 自己。It's ironic that I stand up here representing my classmates when......they're so... awesome... They should be up here themselves. But I'm up here, and... I'm sayin'... stuff, 'cause everybody's got their... stuff, whether you're popular or a drama geek... or a cheerleader... or even a nerd like me. We all have our insecurities. Yes, we do. We're all just trying to figure out who we are. I guess what I'm trying to say is... ...Don't stop...believin'...

2-21所以，这就是家长要做的事。有时候他们批评你，因为这让你变得更强大。现在的孩子一直被夸奖。会导致什么结果呢？三十多岁了还住在家里。曼尼，你妈妈非常爱你。但是她只是个普通人，所以她也会想要小小地发泄一下。事实上 或许这对你们来说是好事That's what parents are for. Sometimes they criticize because it helps make you stronger. Kids these days get trophies just for showing up. What's that gonna lead to? A bunch of 30-year-olds living at home. Manny, your mom loves you very much. But she's a human being. So she let off a little steam. Honestly, it's probably a great thing for your relationship. 2-22也许我们是因为身边的人，才成为现在的自己。又或许 我们只是挑中了我们需要的人。不管是怎样，当你们找到彼此，就应该永远都不放手。Maybe we are the way we are because of the people we're with. Or maybe we just pick the people we need. However it works, when you find each other, you should never let go.

2-18人们经常会让你出乎意料, 被他们的表象所蒙蔽。你看惯了他们在人前的一面. 以为眼见为实。往往这时他们就会出其不意, 展示出自己深藏不露，不为你所知的复杂内心世界。People can surprise you. You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles. They are what they are. And then they do something that shows you there's all this depth and dimension that you never knew existed. 2-20知道吗，如果你是别的孩子 我就会对他说一通大道理: 比如，害怕是理所当然的, 可你必须要勇敢面对。但实际上，你是我见过最勇敢的孩子。你穿鲜艳的西装去上学，你吹排箫，你会对女生读情诗！我在你这个年纪的时候，都不敢和女生说话。所以说洗澡的事儿和这些勇敢比起来 完全是小巫见大巫。所以，无论你如何决定 我永远都支持你。Look, if you were a different kid, I'd give you the speech. You know, "We all have insecurities. You've got to be brave here."But let's face it. You're already about the bravest kid I know. You wear blazers to school. You play the pan flute. You -- you read poetry to girls. I couldn't even talk to girls when I was your age. The shower thing's nothing compared to all that. So, whatever you decide, I'm behind you.

2-10我们喜欢自认为很聪明，以为自己能解决一切问题。而且希望可以把这些能力传授给孩子们。但是，如果你稍加回忆，不用深挖往事，就能看到你自己儿时的样子。现在我们自己都有孩子了，这也正是很疯狂的地方。你知道吗 这是一个里程碑。我们接受我们的小天使并不是那么完美。是的，这没关系。我…要收回刚才的话，她很完美。但是我猜这才是生命真正的轮回。We like to think we're so smart and we have all the answers. And we want to pass all that on to our children. But... if you scratch beneath the surface, you don't have to dig very deep to find the kid you were. Which is why it's kind of crazy that now we're raising kids of our own. You know what? This is a milestone. We're accepting that our little angel isn't perfect. That's right. And it's okay. I-I take it back. She is perfect. But I guess that's the real circle of life.

2-08我今天本来郁闷得都不想来了，我发现我虚度了我的童年。看看卢克，用三个吸管连成一根长长的吸管。保持童心吧！ 卢克。我真的以为现在挽回童年已经太迟了。但看到你们都这么大了还一个个耍孩子气，我恍然大悟 我还有大把时间当小孩呢！总而言之 祝我生日快乐。I was almost too depressed to come today. I realized I let my childhood slip away. Look at Luke there... making one big straw out of three. Never change, Luke. I really thought it was too late for me. But watching all you acting like children, it hit me -- I've got plenty of time left to be a kid. Anyway, happy birthday to me.

2-01其实它的确带给我们一段很长的快乐时光，真的很难说再见。世事皆如此。没人喜欢改变。但是，学会放手也是人生的一部分。Actually, it did make us happy for a long time. It's gonna be tough to say goodbye. It always is. Nobody loves change. But... Part of life is learning to let things go. 2-03地震并没什么难以理解的，只是地壳需要释放累积过大的压力。你只要祈祷没有造成太大伤害就好。但是地震使你意识到什么最重要。对我来说 是我的家人。There's nothing mystical about an earthquake. Pressure builds, and it's released. And you just hope there's not too much damage. But it makes you realize what matters. And for me, that's my family.

1-20妈，我非常非常抱歉，我知道我不该这样，只是我人在学校身不由己，你懂的，来自朋友圈的压力。我非常非常爱你，你为我所做的一切我都心存感恩。我还是你的乖乖女。Mom, I am so, so sorry. I know it's no excuse, but I've been feeling a lot of pressure at school. You know, with friends. And I love you so much, and I appreciate everything you do for me. I'm still your little girl.1-2468年我在理发店清扫头发的时候，我曾幻想今后自己家庭的样子。如果够走运的话，有一天我会坐拥完美的妻子，完美的孩子。结果呢 我没那运气。最后捞到这么一群二货。可我每天都对此充满感激。呃，大部分时候吧。Back in '68, when I was sweeping up hair in that barbershop, I had this mental picture of the family that, if I was lucky enough, one day I would end up with- perfect wife, perfect kids. Guess what. I didn't get any of that. Wound up with this sorry bunch. And I'm thankful for that every day. Well, most days.

1-17 我们一开始关系很僵，最近好不容易相处融洽了，我害怕毁了这一切，所以不想让你知道是我杀死了你的宠物。我不觉得那是个愚蠢的谎言，我以为挺聪明的。我只是不想重蹈覆辙。我知道我现在无法弥补对你造成的伤害，但我相信以后会的。You and I got off to a rocky start. Lately, it's been pretty good. I was afraid I'd mess all that up if you knew that I was the one that killed your pet. Well, I don't think it was stupid. I thought it was pretty clever. I was just trying to avoid past mistakes. Look. I know I can't make things all better right now, but maybe over time.1.18为什么梵高会创作《星空》那幅画呢？或许是因为天空很美丽，每个人都喜欢仰望星空，那提醒我们天空中有东西在时刻注视着我们.Why did he paint The Starry Night? Maybe because the sky is beautiful, and everybody likes looking at it, and it reminds us that something’s up there watching over all of us.

1.14那会儿我只想回家,但回去呀肯定要想办法道歉我说话太重伤了他们，他们原本大可以记恨我为难我，但他们没有。爱死他们了。 At that moment all I wanted was to be with my family. But of course, that meant finding a way to apologize to the people that I had belittled and rejected. They could have been petty. They really could have made me pay, but they didn’t. Never loved’em more. 　　 　　1.16每个人都有怕的东西，不是吗？怕高，怕小丑，怕窄小的空间，这些都可以克服，然后我们还有孩子。他们是否合群?是否安全？我们注定要担心一辈子。所以有时我们只能深呼吸，拥抱他们希望一切安好。。Everybody’s afraid of something, right? Heights, clowns, tight spaces. Those are things you get over. But then there’s our children. Will they fit in? Will they be safe? Those are fears you never get past. So sometimes all you can do is take a deep breath, pull’em close and hope for the best.

1.11如果要我有点大人样，是让我像世上正常的大人那样，还是像家里的这些大人。如果要我像家里的大人一样，那么也没什么难的。【Phil跟Luke在玩水枪】If I’m supposed to act like an adult, is that act like adults I see in the world or the adults in my family? ‘Cause if it's the ones in my family，then，how hard could that be? 　　 　　1.13不管是为自己还是为了所爱的人改变，15%，有时候这样就足够了 Whether it’s for themselves or for the people they love, yeah,15%, sometimes that’s just enough.

1.9如果你在派对举办之前问我是否希望发生一系列灾难的连锁反应，导致Luke摔伤了胳膊，我很可能会说不。但是，不管怎么样，Luke在他生日这天是众人关心的焦点，而且全家人都聚在一起，那正是家庭生日会该有的样子。If you’d asked me before the party if I wanted there to be a chain reaction of disasters that led to Luke breaking his arm, I probably would’ve said no. But, one way or another, Luke was the center of attention on his birthday and the whole family was together just the way it should be. 　　 　　1.10每年的这个时候，我们就会经常谈论传统，尽管我们深爱着自己的传统，但有时候我们最美好的回忆，却来自最颠覆传统的时刻。We talk a lot about tradition this time of year. But as much as we love our traditions, Sometimes our best memories come from the times that are the most untraditional.

1.6 我是故意输掉让他开心点的吗？也许吧。但在今天，他需要这一场胜利.我们常常为了深爱的人做些稀奇古怪的事，我们对他们撒谎，我们为他们撒谎。或许生活中难免坎坷颠簸，但我们总希望他们过得尽善尽美。就像是肩负着最沉重的负担，但却是世上最甜蜜负担。Did I lose the race to make him feel better? Maybe. But it just seemed like he could use a win today. We do strange things for the people we love. We lie to them, we lie for them. There may be some bumps along the way, but we never stop waiting the best for them. That’s what makes it such a tough job. Kind of the best job in the world. 　　 　　1.7我们教育孩子们说，输赢无所谓。但平心而论，胜利的感觉好极了。他们在阳光下的那一刻是无与伦比的美丽。也许每位家长都希望孩子能有这样的时刻，甚至希望自己也能这样。有时我们太苛求结果，结果导致许多怨恨和愧疚，怎么才不算过分呢，我的想法是:愧疚总会过去，奖牌才是硬道理。We tell our kids it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. But let’s be honest, winning feels pretty great. There’s nothing like that golden moment in the sun. I think every parent probably wants that for their child, and maybe a little bit for ourselves too. Sometimes we push too hard, and that leads to a lot of resentment and guilt. So, how much is too much? Here’s where I come out: Guilt fades. Hardware is forever.

1.1我们来自不同的世界，但我们彼此相容 ,爱将我们紧紧相连，共度风风雨雨.我到你的前面，只有一事相许，我的心只属于你。we're from different worlds, yet we somehow fit together. Love is what binds us, through fair or stormy weather. I stand before you now with only one agenda:"to let you know my heart is yours. 　　 　　1.2那么，成为好父亲的秘诀是什么，有时候事情会如你所愿,有时候则事与愿违，但你要坚持，因为当一切尘埃落地，一个好父亲的大部分特征就会自然出现。Okay, the key to being a good dad? Sometimes things work out just the way you want. Sometimes they don't. You gotta hang in there. Because when all is said and done,90% of being a dad is just showin'up.