Guaranteed Adventures

Hello and welcome to Guaranteed Adventures, where the stories might change, but the adventure is guaranteed! We are a group that will play various tabletop role-playing game systems. Our family-friendly content is designed for adventurers of all ages. Adventures will cover a variety of genres, from Westerns to fantasy, pirates to ninjas, and everything in between. Update: Due to family and life circumstances, we stopped recording new episodes after January 2025. However, all episodes will remain available, and any updates will be announced on our social media!To stay up to date with what's happening, you can follow us on Instagram (@GUAdventurePod) and Twitter (@GUAdventurePod), and our website is www.guadventurepod.com. Thanks for listening, and we hope you enjoy these adventures as much as we do!

As a Bonus episode, Tim and "the other" Seth talk about the recording and production process of the show!Check out our Affiliate Links!Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvLUppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdkOur Links:Twitter: @GUAdventurePodInstagram: @GUAdventurePodEmail: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com

Today we are joined by Dale Spaulding, or @WriteOnDale! Dale reached out to offer his services for some voice coaching, and we gladly took him up on it! Seth K, Tim, Nathan, and Kyle each practiced a voice they had in mind and utilized some of the tools that Dale has prepared on his Ko-fi site. (Editors note: We had a hiccup in the last 15 minutes of the recording, so you may want to go to 1x speed if you typically listen to it faster, so that you don't miss anything!)Dale's Links:TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnDalePODCAST: #DadBodOddPod on Spotify and Apple PodsYou can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDaleOur Links:Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)X/Twitter: @GUAdventurePodInstagram: @GUAdventurePodEmail: guaranteedadventures@gmail.comAffiliate Links!Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvLUppbeat provides excellent music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk(if you are reading this far, then you here is a cool tidbit.... Dale will be GMing our next season coming in November! Called Eshlbell Tolls! If you are pumped and excited, send us a DM on our socials, and we will shout you out!)

Eighty years have passed since the events of “Rattlestead.” Magic is rare; hardly anyone is born with magical abilities. Meet Cipher Solutions – Private Eyes taking cases that the police won’t.For Cipher Solutions, we are playing Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.Seth Guthrie as the GMNathan Kuipers as Rhett Cli (Lizard-folk)Tim Gallegos as Sammy Castiglioni (Human)Kyle Bateman as Bamboo Bumblesnout (Panda Bear-folk)Our Links:Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)Twitter: @GUAdventurePodInstagram: @GUAdventurePodEmail: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com Affiliate Links:Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvLUppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdkMusic CreditsThe theme song was “Calm Jazz Background” by soundplusua from PixabayOthers:Night Jazz by Yevhen Onoychenko from PixabaySeduction Jazz by Francesco Biondi from PixabayQuando - Acoustic Guitar Bossa Nova by Julius H. from PixabayPrivate Party (seedy 30s music) by Daniel Carlton from PixabaySensual Jazz by Grand_Project from Pixabay

Cipher Solutions has narrowed down what happened to poor Virginia Day, but they still need to stop the bank robbery! Come listen to the final part of our 1930s Noir Oneshot!For Cipher Solutions, we used Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.Seth Guthrie as the GMNathan Kuipers as Rhett Cli (Lizard-folk)Tim Gallegos as Sammy Castiglioni (Human)Kyle Bateman as Bamboo Bumblesnout (Panda Bear-folk)Our Links:Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)Twitter: @GUAdventurePodInstagram: @GUAdventurePodEmail: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com Affiliate Links:Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvLUppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdkMusic CreditsThis season’s theme song was “Calm Jazz Background” by soundplusua from PixabayOthers:Spy by Oleg Kirilkov from PixabayQuando - Acoustic Guitar Bossa Nova by Julius H. from PixabayDetective by Sergei Chetvertnykh from PixabayComedy Detective by Yevhen Onoychenko from PixabayPrivate Party (seedy 30s music) by Daniel Carlton from PixabayBugaBlue from Pixabay

The Aftershow is here! Plus, we have a challenge for our listeners! If you give us a review, we will read it out loud on a future episode! Seth Guthrie as the GM Nathan Kuipers as Rhett Cli (Lizard-folk) Tim Gallegos as Sammy Castiglioni (Human) Kyle Bateman as Bamboo Bumblesnout (Panda Bear-folk) Our Links: Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!) Twitter: @GUAdventurePod Instagram: @GUAdventurePod Email: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com Affiliate Links: Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL   Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk Music Credits This season’s theme song was “Calm Jazz Background” by soundplusua from Pixabay

Join the Riddle Rascals as they uncover the mystery of a mysterious mansion! The Riddle Rascals are a group of community college students who dabble in solving mysteries as an extra-curricular! Did we mention that there is a pet dog named Cthulhu-Doo? For Cthulhu-Doo, we used Tiny Cthulhu by Alan Bahr and published Gallant Knight Games Seth Kleinwort as the GM Zach Lee as Danny Lockhold (@EGGzachlee5) Nathan Kuipers as Scott “Scotty” Barber Tim Gallegos as Jonas Winkler Kyle Bateman as Chad Bennett Our Links: Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!) Twitter: @GUAdventurePod Instagram: @GUAdventurePod Email: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com Affiliate Links: Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk Music Credits The theme song was “Two Thieves in the Museum” by Paolo Argento from Pixabay Others: Galactic Glide (Space Cinematic Ambient) by Moonwalk1 from Pixabay Let's get this done by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay Spirit Of Adventure Powerful Opening by Hot_Music from Pixabay Country Workshop from Tabletop Audio Dragon Rider from Tabletop Audio

Follow the Riddle Rascals as they embark on an adventurous quest to uncover the whereabouts of Cthulhu-Doo. With one door open and two more to explore, will they solve the mystery behind the mysterious notes or remain trapped in the Mansion forever? Join in on this family-friendly Call of Cthulhu adventure, and discover an exhilarating tale unlike any other. (Not to be confused with Scooby-Doo)--For Cthulhu-Doo, we used Tiny Cthulhu by Alan Bahr and published Gallant Knight Games.Seth Kleinwort as the GMZach Lee as Danny Lockhold (@EGGzachlee5)Nathan Kuipers as Scott “Scotty” BarberTim Gallegos as Jonas WinklerKyle Bateman as Chad Bennett--Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)Twitter: @GUAdventurePodInstagram: @GUAdventurePodEmail: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com--Music CreditsThe theme song was “Two Thieves in the Museum” by Paolo Argento from PixabayOthers:Serious Dark Ambient Atmosphere by Ashot Danielyan from PixabayWhat’s in the Biscuit Tin by Geoff Harvey from PixabayCountry Workshop from Tabletop AudioHalfling Sneak from Tabletop AudioUnto the Breach from Tabletop AudioTerror in the Woods from Tabletop Audio

The cast of Cthulhu Doo shares their experience playing Tiny Cthulhu, Seth K's first GM experience, and Scooby-Doo references in the talkback episode discussing the Cthulhu-Doo One-shot by Guaranteed Adventures!--For Cthulhu-Doo, we used Tiny Cthulhu by Alan Bahr and published Gallant Knight Games.Seth Kleinwort as the GMZach Lee as Danny Lockhold (@EGGzachlee5)Nathan Kuipers as Scott “Scotty” BarberTim Gallegos as Jonas WinklerKyle Bateman as Chad Bennett--Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)Twitter: @GUAdventurePodInstagram: @GUAdventurePodEmail: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com--Music CreditsThe theme song was “Two Thieves in the Museum” by Paolo Argento from Pixabay

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story Get to know Whintrec, Nyrex and Festeg as they bunk down for the night following the end of a horrible war, one their nation has just lost. Our heroes are met with high emotion, and low morale. But there seems to be a light in the darkness, one our heroes must keep lit, no matter the darkness surrounding them. STARRING Tim Gallegos as Whintrec Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall With Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by Denis Maksimov from Pixabay Weeping Willows by Dream-Protocol from Pixabay Native American Flute by Alexey Ivanov from Pixabay Himalayas by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay Spirit of the Plains, Ghosts of Appalachia, and Invisible Mountain from Tabletop Audio

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story Get to know Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they bunk down for the night following the end of a horrible war, one their nation has just lost. Our heroes are met with high emotion and low morale. But there seems to be a light in the darkness, one our heroes must keep lit, no matter the darkness surrounding them. STARRING Tim Gallegos as Whintrec Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall With Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠Denis Maksimov⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠ Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 Daniel Hourtoulle from Pixabay Steampunk Stations, River Town Music, Rolling Emporium, and Invisible Mountain from Tabletop Audio

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg continue exploring the cave system that the troupe recently discovered. Choices are made, and eternal consequences will be had. STARRING Tim Gallegos as Whintrec Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall With Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠ Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 ⁠Daniel Hourtoulle⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠ Ice Cavern, Mysterious Grotto, Underground Lake, Starforged Fray, and Space Battle from ⁠Tabletop Audio

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story As Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg encounter a beast in the cave, they learn that the desert isn't as deserted as they initially thought. But they haven't even begun to meet the creatures that await them and the war party. STARRING Tim Gallegos as Whintrec Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall With Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠ Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 ⁠Daniel Hourtoulle⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠ Mysterious Grotto, Ghosts of Appalachia, Starforged Plantside, and Spirit of the Plains from ⁠Tabletop Audio

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story [Disclaimer] There is one description of gore at (15:18)-(16:37). There is a monster that attacks Doug and stays on Doug's face. Feel free to skip it if you would rather not listen to Dale's description of the attack. Things are not slowing down, and the creatures come with passion and hunger. Join Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they try to divert the oncoming wave of animals while also wrestling internally with their part in the story. This is the penultimate episode of FALLEN, with the finale coming on 12.18.2023. STARRING Tim Gallegos as Whintrec Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall With Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠. Additional music from ⁠Tabletop Audio

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story In our finale, the scobras are attacking, and the group finally meets the voice they've heard in their heads. With an epic ending to our story, you'll leave wanting more. STARRING Tim Gallegos as Whintrec Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall With Dale Spaulding as Host This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. About the Season: “You can never return home.” As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand. You can find Dale: TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from ⁠⁠Tabletop Audio

Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures! For our last adventure of 2023, we head back to Rattlestead, but in the 1990s! Follow a group of teens and an eight-year-old as they are given the mission to deliver a magical egg given to them by The Ginger Bread Man. Arguably one of the funniest things we've ever recorded, we guarantee you will enjoy this holiday and Christmas OneShot! STARRING Seth Guthrie as the GM Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice) Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from: Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay  Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures! For our last adventure of 2023, we head back to Rattlestead, but in the 1990s! Follow a group of teens and an eight-year-old as they are given the mission to deliver a magical egg given to them by The Ginger Bread Man. Arguably one of the funniest things we've ever recorded, we guarantee you will enjoy this holiday and Christmas OneShot! Listen to the entire episode to hear some bloopers! STARRING Seth Guthrie as the GM Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice) Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos. Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show! Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from: Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay  Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures!In this episode of The Warranty, the Adventurers discuss our holiday special, reminisce about closed-down toy stores, callbacks to previous adventures, and the collaboration with Rhett from "Stack O' Dice"!STARRINGSeth Guthrie as the GMKyle Bateman as Sammie BumblesnoutNathan Kuipers as Blake McCallisterSeth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallisterRhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (⁠⁠@StackODice⁠⁠)Tim Gallegos as Hector BumblesnoutThis show was produced and edited by Seth KleinwortOur Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Welcome to the first Adventurers' Briefing!We will use this quick show to update you all on our upcoming adventures, any changes to the podcast, and any other big announcements.Listen to this one, as we have a lot of updates!-----Our Links: Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it on the show!Come join us at The Table and help us tell the best family-friendly stories possible!

Join Nathan, Kyle, Seth K, and guest David Harvey on a thrilling OneShot quest through Littlefoot's secrets and the mysterious Mount Desmuth. Delve into dangerous puzzles, hidden paths, and encounters with magical beings like the Sphinx. Follow their quest to retrieve lost weapons and defeat an evil wizard in Part 1 of an exciting journey packed with humor, action, and heroic moments!---DUDE, Where's My Sword? uses Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) 5th Edition by Wizards of the Coast.The adventure was primarily drawn from “The White Plume Mountain” from the book “Tales from the Yawning Portal.”---CastNathan Kuipers as the GM / DM (Game Master / Dungeon Master)David Harvey as Chad Numore, Human "Oath of Redemption" PaladinKyle Bateman as Thane Archibald "Geeksmasher" Nerdlord, Human Barbarian / Champion FighterSeth Kleinwort as "Mac," Warforged Aberrant Mind Sorcerer---ConnectTwitter: @GUAdventurePodInstagram: @GUAdventurePodWebsite: GUAdventurePod.comDiscord: https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9HxzPatreon: Patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures---CreditsChamber Strings - Music by Mikhail Smusev from PixabayCarefully Does It - Music by Geoff Harvey from PixabayFunny background music for vlog video 1 minute. Fun wedding day - Music by Maksym Dudchyk from PixabayHeroic Trailer - Music by ArctSound from PixabayQuirky Whimsical Play - Music by Dvir Silver from PixabaySecret Garden from Tabletop AudioRolling Emporium from Tabletop AudioThe Hearth Inn from Tabletop AudioTinkerer’s Workshop from Tabletop AudioLong Rest from Tabletop AudioMyconid Colony from Tabletop Audio